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Only on special occasions.

Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?

It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857.

Ready, aim, FIRE!

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
Winner! 8-1

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky..."
2nd Place - 1-8

"I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!"
3rd Place, Final Juror, Rifle Company - 1

"I thought the stories were told to frighten children."
4th Place, Eighth Juror, Rifle Company - 4-0

"You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN!"
5th Place, Seventh Juror, Thuggee Cult - 2-1

"Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."
6th Place, Sixth Juror, Raiders - 4-0

"You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!"
7th Place, Fifth Juror, Thuggee Cult - 5-0

"Fräulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I am used to..."
8th Place, Fourth Juror, Raiders - 4-0

"Only our mission for the Führer matters."
9th Place, Third Juror, Raiders - 6-0

"Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host."
10th Place, Second Juror, Raiders - 6-0

"Didn't I warn you not to trust anybody, Dr. Jones?"
11th Place, First Juror, Raiders - 5-2

"Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it."
12th Place - Raiders - 7-1

"Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!"
13th Place - Thuggee Cult - 4-2

"There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!"
13th Place - Poona Rifle Company - 6-1

"You never told me you spoke my language, Doctor Jones."
15th Place - Thuggee Cult - 4-2

"I'm very little! You cheat very big!"
15th Place - Poona Rifle Company - 5-3

"My soul is prepared! How's yours?"
17th Place - Thuggee Cult - 5-1

"You don't disappoint, Dr. Jones. You're a great deal like your father."
17th Place - Poona Rifle Company - Suicide

"Throw me the idol. No time to argue! Throw me idol, I'll throw you the whip!"
19th Place - Thuggee Cult - 4-2

"Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?"
19th Place - Poona Rifle Company - 6-1

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What can you dig up?

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