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| Animals can be Nazi's too | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 17 2013, 09:15 AM (87 Views) | |
| Toht | Aug 17 2013, 09:15 AM Post #1 |
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So my friends, I have some pets I would like to introduce you to. [align=center] This is Chops ![]() Chops is an evil dog. If he doesn't like you, he will try to eat you. So he's a good guard dog. I can go to bed at nigh knowing that chops will protect me. ![]() This is Fluffy ![]() Fluffy is a cat who doesn't take shit from anyone. She scratches, and she is crazy. She reminds me of my ex wife during our bitter divorce. Yes, she's nasty. This is Fluffball ![]() Fluffball is very serious about Hitler. When Hitler is over discussing plans of world domination, Fluffball will sit on his knee and Hitler would adore her in more ways you can ever imagine. She's Hitler's favorite animal. This is Butchy ![]() Butchy is an adorable little dog. He loves to play. He's not as evil as my other pets, but I'm working on him. Hitler has threatened to put him down if I don't turn him into a Nazi, so I'm trying my best. I really don't want Hitler to put him down. As for my signature, that is Max Max is a young pup, but he's also shown signs that he is going to be an evil creature. He loves the Swastika on his face, and it scares other dogs off. When dogs see him, they run miles away in the opposite direction. He's the most promising pup. But with that said, I have one more dog I would like to introduce you to. This is my pride and joy, and the one I love most. This is Adolf ![]() Adolf may look adorable, but he's anything but. When I walk Adolf down the street and say the following. "Come on Adolf, this way.", "Adolf, SIT!", "Adolf Heel", "No Adolf you stupid fuck, this way!", I get a lot of looks at passes by. When everyone sees Adolf, they try and walk by me quickly. When they get past me, they bolt. Everyone is scared of Adolf. [/align] So there you have it. My Nazi pets ![]() |
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| Ernst Vogel | Aug 17 2013, 09:22 AM Post #2 |
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lol |
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| Garth | Aug 17 2013, 10:51 AM Post #3 |
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You don't use an apostrophe to make it plural. |
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| Rat | Aug 17 2013, 01:18 PM Post #4 |
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| Henry Sr. | Aug 17 2013, 05:34 PM Post #5 |
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It tells me that goose-stepping morons such as himself should try reading books instead of burning them. |
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| Toht | Aug 17 2013, 07:15 PM Post #6 |
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| Indiana Jones | Aug 17 2013, 08:30 PM Post #7 |
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Surely that should be, Adolf - heil! ?? |
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| Toht | Aug 20 2013, 12:28 AM Post #8 |
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Are there any jews in the game I can get Chops onto? |
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| Garth | Aug 20 2013, 12:28 AM Post #9 |
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Yes, you. |
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| Toht | Aug 20 2013, 12:29 AM Post #10 |
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If I was a jew, I would kill myself. |
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| Garth | Aug 20 2013, 12:30 AM Post #11 |
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Be my guest? |
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| Toht | Aug 20 2013, 12:35 AM Post #12 |
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I'm not sure what I can say next for the fear of being penalized in this game, but it's not too late for you to join me Garth. Join the Nazi's and live life to the full! You know you want to
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| Sallah | Aug 20 2013, 10:32 AM Post #13 |
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This is my first time even bothering to open this thread, but thank you for pointing out the one thing I couldn't get out of my mind every time I read the title of it. |
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