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You liberals here on the forum - a moment of your time, and a few thousand dollars if I may
Topic Started: Jan 14 2013, 07:53 PM (240 Views)
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You know, I find it quite difficult to write this. For one thing, my keyboard aears to be missing a key and it's really issing me off. It also goes against most of my personal beliefs in terms of participation here, the beliefs being that only I should be allowed to participate and you should not. I've never minded that liberals are on the forum, as long as they sent me money. Hell, I was a liberal for many years myself, and still have some liberal tendencies, such as smoking massive amounts of pot as I engage in free unfettered sex with my hippie friends in an untamed forest filled with endangered spotted owls. Things are coming down to the wire now. It's finally coming to a head. We're rapidly approaching the end. We're beginning our final descent. Tray tables and seat backs must be in the upright and locked position. Please turn off all electronic devices. The flight attendants will be coming through the cabin to pick up any remaining service items. It looks like the final assault of the so-called "progressives" against the so-called "Constitution" and the so-called "rule of law" is beginning, and that the so-called "time" is short before the so-called "Second American Revolution" starts by the so-called "bat-shit crazy people with nothing better to do".

I think it's time for you liberals to consider finding a new cyber-home, or at least consider renting a new cyber-apartment. I'm not ordering you to leave, I'm just telling you to get the hell out, jerks. It's getting more and more clear that our philosophies are never going to allow peaceful coexistence because your philosophy makes me want to kill you, and that doesn't seem very peaceful. Frankly, I'm tired of your cheerleading for the people who will bring about the death of the Republic. For one thing, your cheers are boring and your uniforms suck. Show a little skin, for god's sake. I really don't want you here anymore. (I think many of us don't want you in this COUNTRY anymore. And some of us don't want you on this PLANET anymore. A few of us don't even want you in the same UNIVERSE anymore, but I'm not one of those people because those guys are wackjobs) I don't want to hear your opinions, thoughts or goals for the country. Seriously, I don't want to hear them! Stop it!! NAAA NAA NAA NAA NAAAAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU NAAAAA NAA NAAAAH NAAAA NOT LISTENING!!! Liberals are evil, and by the time you realize that this nation that you think you love is in the process of falling, it will be far too late. On the plus side, I'll finally get to use my preps, so I've got that going for me.

When the war comes, and it will come I assure you, there will be millions of you lying dead in the streets. Millions. Just think about how difficult that will make it for us to drive anywhere, what with all of you lying dead in the streets and all. I'll probably have to leave like 20 minutes early to get to the movies. Jerks. I won't partake in overt action against you, other than the occasional target practice, but I WILL be celebrating when you are removed from the equation. Just like 1+5=6, we'll just remove the 5 and we will be left with 1=6 and I will celebrate. I'll dance on your corpses which shouldn't be too difficult given that they'll just be lying in the streets anyway. I would be less than honest if I didn't admit that, and the LAST thing I want is to be less than honest about anything. Yes, I WILL take comfort in your collective demise, I may even have a massive, nearly endless orgasm. I apologize for being so blunt and gross and I feel excited badly that it has come to this. I never in my wildest dreams nightmares thought our country would reach the point where one entire political group or the other would have to be physically removed from existence. But it is indeed coming down to that, and at warp speed, like maybe warp 5 or 6, though probably not warp 8 because the engines can't really handle warp 8 for any reasonable length of time and we don't want them to burn out because then we'd be screwed because the damn liberals won't let us mine dilithium underneath day care centers and hospitals. Jerks.

I no longer wish to hear liberal viewpoints on political matters. I no longer wish to hear liberal viewpoints on what's best for the country. I no longer wish to associate with liberals. I no longer wish to think about liberals. I no longer wish to hear the word "liberal" or anything that even sounds like "liberal", such as "fibula", "tibia", and "vagina". You are poison. Poison to everything that made America great. You should all have a big Mr. Yuck sticker on your foreheads to identify you as poison. You are a disease, a cancer, a stomach virus, a muscle spasm, a sore throat with a cough and a bit of a stuffy nose. And one day, hopefully really really soon, you'll be cut out of our national body. And then our national body will go on one of those weight-loss infomercials. You should all be thinking about that as our country circles the drain like a Dow scrubbing bubble.

I will relent this much: if you want to stay here, I don't want to hear your political views and I don't really want you to say anything about any topic, and then I just want you to leave. I just can't take it anymore. Feel free to go to DU and join your fellow liberals. But if you stay here, which you shouldn't, you can participate in any thread you like and say anything you want, as long as you don't participate in any thread or say anything ever. And no political crap. Take that to some other forum please. Yes, I know this is unreasonable, and I'm sorry for that. But really, it's your fault that I want to kill you all. I just can't listen to you people anymore, and there's really no solution to that other than not allowing you to say things I don't want to hear.

Thanks for letting me rant. We will be having our semi-weekly fundraiser soon, so I hope you'll give generously before I kick your liberal-commie pinko ass out the door.
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Go fuck yourself blah!
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Well, my keyboard is missing a "kick blah's ungrateful ass" key.

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:D Epic, I say, absolutely epic.

Dennis Olson is a sorry excuse for a cum sucking, fag ass lot lizard.
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Damn, at this rate, there won't be anyone left to pay Lardass's rent. :blink:
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THE REAL THREAD!
Jan 14 2013, 11:19 PM
blah's is better.
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Hey fuckwit
Jan 15 2013, 12:51 PM
THE REAL THREAD!
Jan 14 2013, 11:19 PM
blah's is better.
MINE WAS FIRST!
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Being first is not something to brag about! ^o)

Being better is always better than being first. ;)

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Blah PLAGERIZED ME!
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List the nigger piece of shit liberals still at Uncle Bob's.

1) Handcrusted nigger cocoapuffer piece of shit liberal

2) Maxipad Niggeromius

3) GXS Nigger

4) Charlie the NIGGER LIBERAL piece of shit Nazi

5) Xronigger

6) Denniger Olsopuffer

7) Canniger Closet Nazi "nice lips" Sue

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Jan 28 2013, 11:23 PM
List the nigger piece of shit liberals still at Uncle Bob's.

1) Handcrusted nigger cocoapuffer piece of shit liberal

2) Maxipad Niggeromius

3) GXS Nigger

4) Charlie the NIGGER LIBERAL piece of shit Nazi

5) Xronigger

6) Denniger Olsopuffer

7) Canniger Closet Nazi "nice lips" Sue

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Those Nazi motherfuckers you listed are all Teabaggers, not a liberal in the bunch. BTW you left Pandy off the list.
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B)
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