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Alcoholic dementia at Uncle Bob's
Topic Started: Nov 5 2014, 03:22 PM (349 Views)
Hiccuper
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Almost all members of Uncle Bob's suffer from alcoholic dementia and short term memory loss.

This means their memory for things during the past 20 years is deficient.

Some of them can hardly remember anything that happened in the past 10 years.

This is funny.

This causes us great amusement.

We laugh at this.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Any questions?

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Hiccuper
Nov 5 2014, 03:22 PM


Some of them can hardly remember anything that happened in the past 10 years.

...so when they argue with each other about their versions of past events at Uncle Bobs.....
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Nov 5 2014, 03:24 PM
Hiccuper
Nov 5 2014, 03:22 PM


Some of them can hardly remember anything that happened in the past 10 years.

...so when they argue with each other about their versions of past events at Uncle Bobs.....
kind of like people in an alzheimers home arguing about what happened last week and last month (if they even know what that means) ... no, exactly like that, with one difference...

its people in an Uncle Bob's home, not people in an alzheimer's home.

that's pretty much the only difference
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Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
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MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
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MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS
Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
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MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS
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Nov 5 2014, 04:31 PM
MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS
Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
Actually, I only drink on Sunday evenings. That's it. I don't sip anything in between Mon-Sat night.

Now, I heard this rumor about you, and I need to confirm it.

Have you stopped whacking off or not? Come on, tell us the truf.
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MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS
Nov 5 2014, 04:34 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:31 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
Actually, I only drink on Sunday evenings. That's it. I don't sip anything in between Mon-Sat night.

Now, I heard this rumor about you, and I need to confirm it.

Have you stopped whacking off or not? Come on, tell us the truf.
Well, I still whack off. For some ungodly reason, I must have a picture of Charlie in front of me to do it.

I know that's sick, but over at U.b.'s that's who were are. We're a bunch of sick, psychos (except for Jefiner)
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Nov 5 2014, 04:36 PM
MAXIMUS PANDAMONIUS
Nov 5 2014, 04:34 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:31 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
Actually, I only drink on Sunday evenings. That's it. I don't sip anything in between Mon-Sat night.

Now, I heard this rumor about you, and I need to confirm it.

Have you stopped whacking off or not? Come on, tell us the truf.
Well, I still whack off. For some ungodly reason, I must have a picture of Charlie in front of me to do it.

I know that's sick, but over at U.b.'s that's who were are. We're a bunch of sick, psychos (except for Jefiner)
Oh God, there I go again. Stop it, please stop it.

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Nov 5 2014, 04:38 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:36 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:34 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:31 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
Actually, I only drink on Sunday evenings. That's it. I don't sip anything in between Mon-Sat night.

Now, I heard this rumor about you, and I need to confirm it.

Have you stopped whacking off or not? Come on, tell us the truf.
Well, I still whack off. For some ungodly reason, I must have a picture of Charlie in front of me to do it.

I know that's sick, but over at U.b.'s that's who were are. We're a bunch of sick, psychos (except for Jefiner)
Oh God, there I go again. Stop it, please stop it.

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Here's a little secret. During a visit last summer, Dragon Rider stole my hat, and had sex with it.
What a disgusting individual.

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I need a new hat. This one is crusty.
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Nov 5 2014, 04:44 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:38 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:34 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:31 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:42 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
Actually, I only drink on Sunday evenings. That's it. I don't sip anything in between Mon-Sat night.

Now, I heard this rumor about you, and I need to confirm it.

Have you stopped whacking off or not? Come on, tell us the truf.
Well, I still whack off. For some ungodly reason, I must have a picture of Charlie in front of me to do it.

I know that's sick, but over at U.b.'s that's who were are. We're a bunch of sick, psychos (except for Jefiner)
Oh God, there I go again. Stop it, please stop it.

Posted Image
Here's a little secret. During a visit last summer, Dragon Rider stole my hat, and had sex with it.
What a disgusting individual.

Posted Image

I need a new hat. This one is crusty.
Yesss, I have deduced, from studying the picture of you, that there is a toxic effect that comes from being a Charlie. I can see it in your eyes, a wildness, a bit of crazy........and that smile, almost chilling in its intensity. Undoubtedly you realized this, and that is why you moved to your remote lake, where you could commune with the fish, and the other creatures, who would not be offended, or frightened, of a Charlie. Sigh, a lonely existence at best, for a poor Charlie. Chainsaws, while fun to play with, suffer in the hot tub, and their conversation leaves much to be desired.

It says much about your ability as a survivor that you figured out the problem, that of being a Charlie, and found the only cure, the ameliorating effect of a good woman, to balance out the toxics effects of Charlieism. 1beer1 hunter
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Nov 5 2014, 05:03 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 04:26 PM
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Nov 5 2014, 03:27 PM
Not laughing. I think it's sad that their brain damage causes them to behave like hateful morons sometimes.
Like what you all are doing here?
The rumor is that more than a few of the members there wear DEPENDS. I hear that dragon rider is incontinent.
I really hope that it isn't true.
Rumors are started by idiots like yourself. Everyone here are like little cockroaches scrambling around licking grease off everyone's boots. You all talk about UB members being alkies when in fact you all are just like one of the crowd.
Actually, I only drink on Sunday evenings. That's it. I don't sip anything in between Mon-Sat night.

Now, I heard this rumor about you, and I need to confirm it.

Have you stopped whacking off or not? Come on, tell us the truf.
Well, I still whack off. For some ungodly reason, I must have a picture of Charlie in front of me to do it.

I know that's sick, but over at U.b.'s that's who were are. We're a bunch of sick, psychos (except for Jefiner)
Oh God, there I go again. Stop it, please stop it.

Posted Image
Here's a little secret. During a visit last summer, Dragon Rider stole my hat, and had sex with it.
What a disgusting individual.

Posted Image

I need a new hat. This one is crusty.
Yesss, I have deduced, from studying the picture of you, that there is a toxic effect that comes from being a Charlie. I can see it in your eyes, a wildness, a bit of crazy........and that smile, almost chilling in its intensity. Undoubtedly you realized this, and that is why you moved to your remote lake, where you could commune with the fish, and the other creatures, who would not be offended, or frightened, of a Charlie. Sigh, a lonely existence at best, for a poor Charlie. Chainsaws, while fun to play with, suffer in the hot tub, and their conversation leaves much to be desired.

It says much about your ability as a survivor that you figured out the problem, that of being a Charlie, and found the only cure, the ameliorating effect of a good woman, to balance out the toxics effects of Charlieism. 1beer1 hunter
Praise be unto you and yours Ghost Finger. You truly are a talented, observant, and righteous dude.


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Nov 5 2014, 05:09 PM
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