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That's More Like it Jefiner
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I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

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Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

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For you Jefiner.
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Sigh. I have a job, and this is the bizzy time of the year. No time to throw up post after post.

Zerohedge has a good news feed. :icon14:
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Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

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Like anyone gives a fuck what you think.
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Dec 2 2014, 03:04 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

Max
Like anyone gives a fuck what you think.
Actually, you need to take a very large Italian Sausage, and cram it in your mouth. I think you'll feel at home, doing the thing you do best.
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Dec 2 2014, 05:39 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 03:04 PM
Max
Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

Max
Like anyone gives a fuck what you think.
Actually, you need to take a very large Italian Sausage, and cram it in your mouth. I think you'll feel at home, doing the thing you do best.
You know, like I do, except I prefer the sausage in my ass. Sometimes I walk around that way and pretend I'm funny too!
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Dec 2 2014, 08:25 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 05:39 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 03:04 PM
Max
Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

Max
Like anyone gives a fuck what you think.
Actually, you need to take a very large Italian Sausage, and cram it in your mouth. I think you'll feel at home, doing the thing you do best.
You know, like I do, except I prefer the sausage in my ass. Sometimes I walk around that way and pretend I'm funny too!
Well, if you prefer a sausage in your ass, I suggest that you parade around Fire Island, N.Y. in a floss spedo. I do sense, however, that a floss spedo would not work for you since you probably are very obese(sitting and typing on a message board all day long and all). Therefore, I'm putting you on a starvation diet for the next 10 weeks. When you've lost 150 pounds, let me know. Now Fook off bitch, I have more important things to do then reply to your childish, and impish replies.. Thank you, thank you very much.
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Dec 2 2014, 09:10 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 08:25 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 05:39 PM
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Dec 2 2014, 03:04 PM
Max
Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

Max
Like anyone gives a fuck what you think.
Actually, you need to take a very large Italian Sausage, and cram it in your mouth. I think you'll feel at home, doing the thing you do best.
You know, like I do, except I prefer the sausage in my ass. Sometimes I walk around that way and pretend I'm funny too!
Well, if you prefer a sausage in your ass, I suggest that you parade around Fire Island, N.Y. in a floss spedo. I do sense, however, that a floss spedo would not work for you since you probably are very obese(sitting and typing on a message board all day long and all). Therefore, I'm putting you on a starvation diet for the next 10 weeks. When you've lost 150 pounds, let me know. Now Fook off bitch, I have more important things to do then reply to your childish, and impish replies.. Thank you, thank you very much.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants. I like the way you told that douchebag off. He definitely deserved it.

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I told myself off and it amuses you? Are you retarded?
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Dec 3 2014, 01:13 AM
I told myself off and it amuses you? Are you retarded?
I may be--retarded that is--I'm going to get tested today



Now put that sausage where the sun don't shine and sit down hard on your chair.
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I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

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There's nothing new there. What I see are a lot of missing members. Aeolus is back posting rhetoric on the stock market. He really needs to get that shack of his livable before the big snows come. I wonder if his wife and kids have cabin fever yet?
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Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

Max
There's nothing new there. What I see are a lot of missing members. Aeolus is back posting rhetoric on the stock market. He really needs to get that shack of his livable before the big snows come. I wonder if his wife and kids have cabin fever yet?
This message is for Jefiner.

First off, Jefiner, I do respect you basically because you're a cut above the riff raff that comprises much of U.B.'s posting history. However, I am disappointed that you haven't said one, single word about that lieing sack of shit--Alaska--The--Aeolus. If the narrative of your board is to allow delusional tale tellers to get away the kinds of things that he's done, then the credibility of your board is in question. Of course, with six active members, it ain't much of a board anyway.
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If quick, I survive. If not quick, I am lost. This is “death.” ― Sun Tzu

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If quick, I survive. If not quick, I am lost. This is “death.” ― Sun Tzu

Ten Principles of Survival

ANTICIPATE: Those who assume that things will not change or that nothing can go wrong wind up being victims. Those who do “what if analysis” on potential hazards and trends are ready to survive. While those who say, “This can’t be happening!” are still in denial, the survivor is ready or has already acted.
BE AWARE: The military calls this “Situation Awareness” or a “big picture” level this means being aware of the national economic, political, and environmental situation and the developments in your communities and at your employment. What are the trends? What are the developing hazards, shortages, and threats? On a more immediate level you must develop the habit of observing and analyzing things around you and ahead of you. No texting, no cell phone use, no daydreaming. Who are those people coming towards me? Do I smell smoke?
BE HERE NOW: This sound obvious, but think about it. When we are on the phone, reading, texting are playing a game we are there not here. We tune out what’s going on around us. This is okay in a safe environment, but never in an “at risk” situation. A survival situation requires being 100% at this time and at this place. Any distractions or thoughts about how nice it would be to not be in this place at this time will only make the situation worse and survival less likely. Focus!
STAY CALM: Easier said than done. If you have followed the first three principles your reactions are going to be automatic and appropriate. Once you have escaped the immediate (assault, shots, fire, etc.) threat. Take some slow deep breaths. Gather your thoughts and follow the next six guides. Remember your calm (or apparent calm) will help others follow your lead.
EVALUATE: Think about where the situation is going and what your options are. Evaluate the risks if you do nothing versus various actions. Consider your own level of health, knowledge and resources. Will you have help or are you on your own?
DO THE NEXT RIGHT THING: Sometime you can let the enormity of the situation panic you into inappropriate actions or into giving up. You eat the elephant one bite at a time. Once you know what must be done to survive focus just on how to take “step #1.” Don’t think too much about the other one thousand steps ahead.
TAKE CONTROL: Happen to the situation instead of letting it happen to you. This is what we all must do now as we face the so-called EOTWAWKI situation and what we must be ready to do immediately when bad things happen. You need to own the situation. You should own the future not fear it. That’s the difference between survivors and victims.
HAVE WHAT YOU NEED: That sounds simple, but it requires careful anticipation and awareness to have the right stuff where and when you need it. For example: having lots of food and firearms is not what you need when you have a house fire. You need good fire extinguishers now! Having a full NBC suit and mask at home will not help in the more likely situation of smoke or biological hazards encountered on the streets. Its not what you have, its what you have with you. Prioritizing and acquiring skills, supplies and equipment based on personal and realistic expectations rather than popular media scenarios is critical.
USE WHAT YOU HAVE: The accumulation of stuff alone will not assure survival. You have to know how to use it and then use it effectively. You will also be faced with situations where you need to improvise and scavenge. Junk and scraps can be made into needed items. Nature provides food, shelter, fuel and other necessities when we do not have other options. Survival training greatly increases you options and capabilities with and without stuff.
DO WHAT IS NECESSARY: That may sound obvious, but it is often the failure to do what was required that resulted in death. Civilized living has programmed us to adopt habits, fears and reactions that are counter to survival necessity. Will we plunge our hand into an open wound to pinch off an artery? Will we hesitate to pull the trigger on an armed assailant? Will we be too shy to strip off cold wet clothing? Will we trash or abandon expensive equipment in order to escape? Pride, fear, revulsion, fatigue, pain and false values are mental states that can result in bad decisions. This is not to say that morality, loyalty, and compassion are to be abandon. If you have abandoned those you have not truly survived


That’s my ten, but of course there has to be one more. The 11th is NEVER GIVE UP. Having advocated preparedness and expanded self-reliance for over 40-years, I guess I got that one. Remember, “survival” is not about you. You survive for your mission and for what you do for others.

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Dec 3 2014, 01:11 PM
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Dec 3 2014, 12:09 PM
Max
Dec 2 2014, 12:51 AM

I just checked out your main page. I like what I see. Interesting news is always a plus.

Max
There's nothing new there. What I see are a lot of missing members. Aeolus is back posting rhetoric on the stock market. He really needs to get that shack of his livable before the big snows come. I wonder if his wife and kids have cabin fever yet?
This message is for Jefiner.

First off, Jefiner, I do respect you basically because you're a cut above the riff raff that comprises much of U.B.'s posting history. However, I am disappointed that you haven't said one, single word about that lieing sack of shit--Alaska--The--Aeolus. If the narrative of your board is to allow delusional tale tellers to get away the kinds of things that he's done, then the credibility of your board is in question. Of course, with six active members, it ain't much of a board anyway.
I'm not sure what you want me to say for another person.

Think about that for a second, then get back to me.

Like I said, sinners welcome at the Church of Uncle Bob's, which is a little known derivative of the Church of the Sub Genius, cutting us all a little more slack.

As for the number of posters, UB's has never had a huge population of posters. I've been there for four years, and the board seems like it will be active whenever Dennis has a meltdown then go into hibernation, snoozing along for days without a post. Who cares? If it's good, post it. If not, go take a nap. With Gwenn and the girls, if you like.

And, really . . . that's ok, too. :icon14:
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