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Topic Started: May 5 2007, 12:52 AM (523 Views)
neophyte
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Warning! In the Moderate This forums, USB has been editing my posts and making fun of snails! Believe nothing you see in the Moderate This fora.

You may now return to your normal activities, if you have such things.
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humourless snail, only fit to eat
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May 4 2007, 09:22 PM
humourless snail, only fit to eat

Oh get an avatar, newbie!
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Mighty tough words from an Ammonicera rota
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LOL, you called USB a newbie.
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May 4 2007, 09:44 PM
LOL, you called USB a newbie.

Hey, it says "newbie" right there under his name, See? Proof! Proof!

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May 4 2007, 09:36 PM
Mighty tough words from an Ammonicera rota

Oh yes, one who couldn't figure out how to post her avatar even after reading my most excellent suggestions and who still hasn't changed the newbie thingie under her name ONE. Hah.

And why did you pick a screen name like that? Sha---eeeesh! :wacko:
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D'Umbass = Probably a parody of that D'Anne person (however you spell Dennis Olson's wife's name)?
Board explosions really suck...it is a lot like being shipwrecked, and survivors being washed up on a forsaken beach somewhere...or else eaten by sharks.
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posted my screen dumps on a new blog, adios!
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PureCajunMoonshine
May 5 2007, 10:22 AM
D'Umbass = Probably a parody of that D'Anne person (however you spell Dennis Olson's wife's name)?

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May 4 2007, 09:36 PM
Mighty tough words from an Ammonicera rota

Snails are fascinating and cute, mostly, unless they are gargantuan in size and slithering after small pets.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SNAILS would be a great horror flick if adapted from the novella.

It all started one early misty morning as Wanda was weeding her prized Bibb leaf lettuce patch near the African ferns...
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You know what we do about snails and slugs?

We throw salt on them. :2lol: :2lol:
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May 8 2007, 12:56 PM
You know what we do about snails and slugs? 

We throw salt on them.      :2lol:    :2lol:

OddTwo,

Please do not *assault* them.

The humane action is to pour some beer, allowing them to drown delicately, decisively, deeply in delirium tremens.
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neophyte
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You are just jealous:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSW9kWIRCOQ
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So let us get this straight....

One follows the other's special trail of slime...

They climb to an overhang, slimily entwine....

Send their penises out of their heads to entwine and fertilize each other...

Then they blissfully plunk to the ground below?

:2lol: :2lol:


Better not show that film to a certain "man juice advertiser". He'll be verrrry lustful and jealous.

:1gw2: :1gw2:


Now the salt is REALLY on standby. :2bier2: :2bier2:
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That's slugs not snails.

Lazy bastards don't even save up for a shell.
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