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[ti]SF[/ti]The Secret of Gavel (RP)
Todd followed Sapphire to the house. "Wonder if anyone's home?" he said.

The "Which SF Character are you?" test.
Fana McCloud
May 26 2012, 09:32 PM
I got 20 points, and honestly out of my choices I'd pick Miyu - I loves them lynxes. >:3 I'd have chosen her or Fara either way. XD
Nice choices. :)

You know, we have a wild bobcat/lynx in my backyard and neighborhood. Whenever the silver foxes aren't around, she is around, especially during the summer months. She's taken a liking to our cat.

[ti]SF[/ti]The Secret of Gavel (RP)
Todd, who had packed up, ate, and pressed on with his friends to Gavel, hiked through the mountain pass, and saw it in the distance. He said very little, as he felt a premonition about this whole excursion. Upon arriving in the town, looked in amazement at Gavel, seeing it much like an old western ghost town. He stared longingly at the bottles in the saloon, then followed his friends through the town. Todd wasn't scared....but he was confused. "Where is everybody?" he asked. He felt the cold, and made sure his jacket was fully zipped.

The "Which SF Character are you?" test.
May 26 2012, 06:59 AM
I'm not saying it's lame. I'm telling how you could make it better ^^
I know what you were saying. Thanks.

May 25 2012, 06:32 PM

My favorite is Lu Kang's :D
I like Sindel's...

The "Which SF Character are you?" test.
Yeah, thanks. Sorry the test is so lame, everyone, my jackass dad kept interrupting and bugging me every ten minutes for something he can get for himself.

[ti]SF[/ti]The Secret of Gavel (RP)
Todd listened to Sapphire as she explained her dream. When she talked about "The Jewelry Box" strip club part of her dream, Todd drooled. Then he looked puzzled when she mentioned the demons.

[ti]SF[/ti]The Secret of Gavel (RP)
"Yeah" Todd agreed, as he cautiously let go of Sapphire.

The "Which SF Character are you?" test.
Hello, this test will determine which character you probably are in the Star Fox series. It's based on a questionnaire and points system, which you'll add up throughout the test. (You might wanna get a notepad and a pen). Have fun, and don't be disappointed if you don't like the result. xD

1. How good are you with technology, mechanics, and/or engineering?

A. I'm a master technician and/or engineer and/or mechanic (add 2 points)
B. I'm good with my hands, and good with technology (add 1 point)
C. I know the basics, but that's it (add 3 points)
D. I'm no good at this stuff...(add 4 points)

2. What would you rather do?

A. Lead a team (add 2 points)
B. Be part of a team (add 3 points
C. Go off on my own (add 4 points)
D. Work for the government full time (add 1 point)

3. Which kind of space vessel would you prefer?

A. Something military grade/issue (add 1 points)
B. Something with lots of weaponry (add 4 points)
C. Something super high tech (add 3 points)
D. Something easy to use/master, regardless of its advanced features or lack thereof...After all, it's the pilot, not the vessel who wins the fight! (add 2 points)

4. You feel as though your team has wronged you in some way. How do you handle this?

A. I decide to forgive them. It's not always about me. (add 1 point)
B. Those stupid jerks! I'll get them for this! (add 4 points)
C. I know when I'm not wanted, so I'm leaving! (add 3 points)
D. I file a complaint with the leader. The squeaky wheel gets the grease! (add 2 points)

5. How opportunistic are you?

A. I take every advantage of a situation that I can, though I sometimes hesitate. (add 2 points)
B. "When the time comes...don't hesitate, just act!" (add 3 points)
C. Keep others in consideration. Remember, all actions have consequences! (add 1 point)
D. "That reward's as good as mine!" (add 4 points)

6. How neat/tidy are you?

A. I'm very organized, tidy. My place is clean. (add 2 points)
B. My place is by no means neat and tidy, but it's clean enough to tolerate (add 3 points)
C. It's a pigsty (add 4 points)
D. I'm sometimes messy, especially when I'm working on a project... (add 1 point)

7. Which do you prefer?

A. Outlaw/fugitive (4 points)
B. Mercenary, but for a greater good(2 points)
C. Government drone (1 point)
D. Loner, but I'll join or help a team when I can (3 points)

8. How did you do in school?

A. I did well in school, though I look back on it with no fondness (1 point)
B. I was an average scoring student (2 points)
C. "D" is for "Diploma"! (3 points)
D. I'm a dropout (4 points)

9. What's your preferred weapon?

Blaster (1 point)
Non traditional (fighting staff) (2 points)
Explosives or Booby Traps (3 points)
Weapon of Mass Destruction, "If I go down, I'm taking you with me!" (4 points)

10. How do you respond to orders?

Loyal to a fault (1 point)
I know when to follow orders, and when not to follow orders (2 points)
No one tells me what to do! (3 points)
I do what I'm paid to do, the operative word being "paid". (4 points)

11. What is your favorite type of animal?

Dog or cat (add 1 points)
Bird (add 2 points)
Reptile or amphibian (add 3 points)
Other (add 4 points)

10-19 points: Most likely Fox, General Pepper, Bill Grey, or possibly Peppy
20-29 points: Miyu, Fay, Slippy, ROB,
30-39 points: Krystal, Katt, Fara, Falco
40 points: Wolf, Leon, Panther
41 or more points: Andross, Oikonny, or Pigma

(This is my first test, sorry for the poor quality.)

He's Back!
Chapter 4

Pigma sat in his yellow spaceship, eating potato chips, as he was parked at a local refueling station. He listened to the music on the radio. "Heh! Kids and their music today!" he chuckled amusingly, as he grunted.

He finished his chips, then threw the bag in the trash can, along with a small mountain of trash that had accumulated in the cockpit. When he was done, he placed the fuel pump nozzle into into his fuel tank. "Hey, could sumbuddy get number eight goin'!?" he called out. He tapped his foot, waited, and then someone pressed a double barrel shotgun to the back of Pigma's head. "Where's my damn money, you fat sack of pig s***!?" came an angry voice. Pigma saw who it was in the reflection of his cockpit visor, as he washed the last of the grime off of it with a squeegee and soapy water.

"Oh, hey thar, Gus! I was just fuelin' up!" he said to the Gus the cougar, the angry owner of the fuel station.

"You're not gettin' a drop until you pay me the balance on your tab! 4,500 Cornerian Credits! Payment due, fatty!" said Gus. Pigma dug through his glove compartment. "Lessee here....ah! There we go!" Pigma handed the crumpled bills into Gus' hand.

Gus propped the shotgun against the post, and counted the money. "5,000 Cornerian Credits...okay, after interest, you'll get you 50 Cornerian Credits worth o' gas. I'll set the pump for ya'." he said, running the card through the slot. Pigma fueled up, and when he was done, he said "Thanks fo' helpin' me out, Gus!" he said. "Pleasure doin' business with ya'! Now get lost! And don't come back unless ya' got the money! No more tabs for you!" said Gus, pointing his shotgun at Pigma.

Pigma left immediately...

Pigma went to a nearby diner...he sat down, about to order, when he saw a CDF vehicle pull up. "Aw, s***!" he said, dropping the menu. He ran for his yellow vessel. Pigma was now flying towards a dive bar on Macbeth. He parked, and sat down, ordering a drink. "Hey fatass, you're sitting on my stool!" a thug said to Pigma in the bar. "Says who!? I don't see your name on it!" Pigma replied. "I just got up to use the bathroom!" said the thug. "Piss off!" Pigma said. A bunch of stools scraped on the floor, scooted by their occupants, as they surrounded Pigma. "You wanna repeat that to my friends?" asked the thug.

Pigma pulled a crudely made prison shank, but the thug bashed and twisted his arm at the crook of his elbow. "AAAAAuuuugh!" Pigma dropped the shank, and the thug and his friends beat Pigma senseless....


"...and don't come back!" shouted the thug, as he and his friends tossed Pigma out of the bar. Pigma landed in the row of trash cans out in the parking lot.

Pigma got up, waddled over to a row of jet bikes, and kicked them over, they fell like dominoes. The thugs came out of the bar and saw what he had done. "Suck it!" Pigma said, flipping them off. The thugs chased Pigma to his vessel, throwing beer bottles, bricks, and rocks at him. They also shot at him, peppering his ship with laser fire. He got away, and fled Macbeth...he returned home to his hovel on Corneria, in the slums of the city.

Pigma was watching tv in his rundown hovel of a home, a former mechanic garage and gas station. He sat on his sagging, stained couch, watching whatever garbage happened to be on. Later, Pigma was snoozing in front of the tv, when he heard what sounded like metal containers falling over outside. He grabbed his laser pistol. He edged his way to the door. "Whuzzat!? Who's there!?" he shouted, as he flung the door open, and aimed his pistol into the darkness. Nothing...

He walked out, into the dark. He thought he heard something coming down the street. He tried to run, but the door he had exited had slammed shut behind him, locking. "Damn wind..." Pigma snorted in anger. The sounds were coming closer, and something seemed to flit in and out of the shadows. "DAMN! I'm outta here! See ya' in hell, whatever and whoever ya' are!" Pigma ran down the street, huffing and puffing. James heard some sort of yelling, not too far from him. He ran forward to investigate. After running for a few feet, he heard huffing and puffing and turned around. He saw a flash of a fat pig running on the next path over. James cut over to the path and gave chase, not telling the animal to freeze.

After all.....why would he clue his enemy in on his location?

Pigma kept running, he now realized he had a red fox wearing sunglasses, AND a musclebound badger, and from the sounds of other footsteps, there were more pursuers on his curly tail. "I steal one bolted down motel tv, and I pay for it like this!" he said, as he oinked. James ran into view in front of the badger. Then jumping up on a crate, the fox made a second jump onto a small roof above continuing his running pace perfectly. Pigma ran for an alleyway, and got stuck trying to cut through a fence opening. "Aw, s***! NOOO!" Pigma struggled and squealed, as he struggled to get free. But it was no use for him.

Following the sounds of the chase, and Pigma's yells, Peppy took off in that direction, and found himself trailing Brunton before too long. Seeing James ahead of him, he watched as James made for the roofs to continue pursuit. "Now why didn't I think of that?" Peppy had never been built for sprinting, but he had good endurance, and rather unsurprisingly, could jump extremely well.

Before long, he found himself stopped in front of an alley, from which was emanating some less-than-pleased sounds that could only be coming from the target, Dengar. Reaching for his radio, he gave the call. "Lieutenant, we've got Pigma cornered in an alley - sounds like he's gotten himself stuck in something."

Brunton Manchester, the badger, arrived in the alleyway, and he saw Pigma stuck in the fence. "There you are, I knew I'd find ya'....I could hear you squealing like a stuck pig..." Brunton teased. "Shaddup and help me outta this fence!" shouted Pigma. "I oughtta help you piss blood, you moron..." said Brunton. James McCloud flipped off one of the roofs, and jumped down in front of where Pigma had gotten stuck. Coming up from out of his crouch, he glanced at the Badger behind him who he identified as one of his team mates.

"Let's not do anything rash." James walked up slowly. "Remember, Lieutenant Pepper wants him alive."

The fox glanced at the struggling pig and crouched down.

"You think you can get out of there?" he asked.

Lance, seeing Brunton run off, gave a sneer, "I smell bacon again." he began to charge forward, "Com' her' Piggy!" he shouted as he began to give his own chase. "Perfect, team," Lieutenant Pepper said, walking up. He gave them a short round of claps. "Went off without a hitch, I'm assuming?" "Pretty much." James answered. He continued to look at Pigma and his body size. "Right. Someone please get Mr. Dengar out of the fence," Pepper said.

Brunton cracked his knuckles in a reverse way. "Stand back!" he said to everyone but Pigma. He made a three-point stance, and charged, ramming his shoulders into Pigma's fat stomach, sending him reeling backwards, and out of the fence. "WWWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!" Pigma squealed, before landing on his butt, and flopping on his back. Brunton hopped the fence, stun-cuffed Pigma, and dragged him to his feet. "I got 'im!" he said. Brunton talked like Sylvester Stallone's characters, from Rambo, Rocky, etc.

Pepper chuckled just slightly. "Not what I was expecting, but nonetheless, we have our target. Bring him back to headquarters," Pepper ordered. Lance watched as everyone took care of Pigma as he gave a sigh. He followed the rest back to HQ. He mumbled under his breath, is listened to, still going off about having a hunger for either ham or pork chops.

"I didn't do nuthin', I didn't do nuthin', like I said, I didn't do nuthin'!" Pigma protested, as Brunton shoved him into the back of the Paddy Wagon, it was a black and white, red top lighted, "Dodge Humpback" styled, flying paddy wagon. "Quit your squealin', no one cares fatass!" Brunton replied before shoving Pigma inside the back and slamming the door. Brunton got in front with the CDF soldier who was driving. "Yo! Take us to CDF HQ, Detention Facility." he told the driver. The paddy wagon drove off, the siren making that European siren wail as they left.


Pigma was locked in one of the many cells in the CDF HQ detention center. Brunton stood guard...

"Can I get some water in here!?" Pigma asked Brunton. Brunton didn't even look over his shoulder when he told Pigma "Shut up and drink from the spigot on top of the toilet!". Shortly afterward, the halls echoed with "CUMMON! LEMME OUTTA HERE YA' LOUSY SCREWS! DON'T I AT LEAST GETTA PHONE CAWL!? OR A' LEAST READ THE CHAWGES I'M BEIN' BUSTED ON!?" Pigma shouted. "Quit your squealin', fatass!" Brunton shouted down the hall, as he and the other CDF soldiers played cards.

Pigma played the harmonica while in his cell.

"Whatsa matter, fat boy?" Brunton asked, looking into the cell.

Pigma stopped playing the harmonica. "Ya' gotta lemme outta here! I'm going crazy! The walls are closin' in! I can't breathe! I've been in here 5 MINUTES!!!" Pigma shouted, as he pointed to the wall, where five hash marks had been scratched.

Brunton chuckled. "Just sit tight, chubs, the General will see you soon..."

"Well, Brunton. Should we "talk" to our guest here now?" Pepper asked after he had made his way to Pigma's cell. "Sure." said Brunton. He banged a side handle baton against the bars of Pigma's cell. "Wake up, fatass! You gotta visitor!" he shouted, waking Pigma. "Wha's goin' on here!?" Pigma grunted, as he awoke. "Mr. Dengar. Your bounty hunter license is two years expired," Lieutenant Pepper simply stated.

"Awwwwww, bullsh*t! It's only been..." Pigma took out his crumpled license card, which smelled like sweat and cheap beer, and read the expiration date. "Well damn...two years already! How 'bout that!? Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!" he said, laughing in an oinking sounding way.

"But I know this izzunt the real reason I'm here. Why didcha' really bust me!?" he asked.

"Well, it's that, and the fact that you've continued working as a bounty hunter for those two years," Pepper replied. "Izzat all!? Usually that offense jus' rezzults in a fine. Not arrest." Pigma said, then he paused, chuckled, and said "Then again, I ain't hadda license in a couple of years, whaddo I know!? The laws musta changed, huh? Hoo-heh-hah-ha-ha!" he laughed, in what sounded like a cough.

"It would result in a fine, if the expiration date was a week, maybe a month? A bounty hunter without a license is treated like every other person around. And you were hunting targets, still. Did you ever drift towards innocents, Mr. Dengar?" Pepper asked.

"Eh, I was jus' jerkin' ya's around, Gen'ral Pepper! Of couas I f*cked up royally, heh hah haaaaa!" Pigma chuckled. "But 'ey, maybe we could woik summthin' out, you an' me? I'd do ya' no good, rottin' inna place like this, oar prisun, at taxpayer expense. Mebbe I could do some woik foar yaz', in exchange foar a pahdun, eh? Heh-hoo-hah-hah-hee-ah-ha!" Pigma said.

"I'm afraid I'm not that interested in your line of work, Mr. Dengar," Lieutenant Pepper replied.

Peppy had arrived at the interrogation with James and Lance, and spoke up. "Wait a moment, Lieutenant. He may be a slob, among several other things, but he might prove useful. Perhaps some kind of... test, to see if he's worth the effort?" Peppy could hardly believe what he was saying. Why in the hell was he defending this idiot?

Still, he had to admit, he was curious to see just how good the hog actually was. He was easy enough to capture, but that was with a full team, and the hog's girth had weighed in against him. He had been successful in his own line of work, at least mildly, or he wouldn't have been worth the attention in the first place. Maybe if he proved to be skilled, they could make an effort to cleaning him up a bit?

As James strolled into the room with the wolf and rabbit, he watched as the hare offered a suggestion about Mr. Dengar. Maybe he could get somewhere with the swine.....seemed like it was worth a shot.

"Well then I'll snitch if you want, so's I can get outta here! I know stuff! I know folks who've pulled a ton 'a crap that ain't made the papers yet!" Pigma said, breaking out in a nervous sweat. Lance walked into the room, hearing what the others had to say, "Awww.....No porkchops then?" he whimpered, walking close to Pigma.

That's when I woke up, in a cold sweat. "Ugh!" Misty stood before me, looking scared. "Julius? Are you okay?" she said. "Whuzzat!? Was I just tawlkin' in my sleep!?" I said, in Pigma's voice again. "You were, and you sounded just like that...again!" said Lola, who was in the room with Misty. She stepped further in from the doorway. Todd came in, right behind her. "We decided to check up on you...and Misty. This is worse than we thought." he said.

It was dark outside, not from nightfall, but from overcast. A rainstorm was gathering, and in fact, lightning struck and thunder clapped, just outside the rec room. The bright light of the lightning caused me to cast a shadow across the room...in the shape of Pigma Dengar's silhouette! Misty, Lola, and Todd saw this. "Okay, well, we gotta get you to Madame Vulpine, like, right now!" Todd said. I went with my friends, to Madame Vulpine, she was currently staying at Fox's place, McCloud Ranch.

*that's it for this chapter*

[ti]SF[/ti]The Secret of Gavel (RP)
Todd, who had made his way sneaking behind Sapphire, gently but firmly grabbed her from behind, in a bear hug. "It's okay!" he said to her.

Radigal's "art"
Oh wow, great job there!

He's Back!
Chapter 3

I suddenly headed out the door. I could hear Fox say faintly "Where's Julius going?". I ignored him, and my friends as they called out to me. I got into my car, and Misty joined me in the car, as she shook me, and spoke frantically to me. I ignored her, and drove..."Where are we going!?" she asked me. I drove us to a bad neighborhood, over to an abandoned gas station/auto mechanic garage there. I parked, and walked over to the building.

"Why are we here!? What's going on!?" Falco's voice drifted over my shoulder. The team had followed me and Misty here. I kicked the side door of the garage open. "Now where izzut!?" I grunted. I saw the safe in the corner. "Ahhh, found it!" I waddled over to the safe, and opened it. I don't know why, or how, but I knew the exact combination...it was most likely because I was "...still channeling Pigma!" said Todd, as I opened the safe.

There was a lot of money in the safe. "Looks like Pigma's money is now yours!" Edge said to me. "Correction, ours!" said Lola, helping herself to some of the money in there. Todd, Falco, and Katt followed suit, along with Misty. Soon, all my teammates started raiding the safe. "Guys, guys, GUYS! Wait a minute!" said Fox. Well, almost all my teammates raided the safe. I was barely able to get a handful of money, and I had almost been scratched by Akasha in the process.

We stopped, and turned to him. "First of all, we have no idea where Pigma got those Cornerian Credits, next, this is a serious problem, for us and for Julius!" he said. My teammates, all except for Fox, looked ashamed. "It's not all bad, at least we got something good out of it!" said Falco. "THIS time. Next time, though, it might prove problematic." said Krystal.

"Let's split up the money evenly, then we can handle my problem." I said. We split up the money, but after we arrived home, Peppy suddenly received a message. "Oh NO!" he said. "What!?" we asked him. "There's been an attack on the Mint, near the city of Pelt! Star Wolf is coming at them again, and this time they've broken through the defenses!" Peppy said.

"We'll stop 'em! C'mon team, let's move!" said Fox. We were in the Arwings, Akasha, Krystal, Tigress, and Kylie in their Aritch fighters, and heading towards the Mint outside of the city of Pelt. We saw a large orange cruiser ship outside of the Mint, a large hole had been blasted into the side wall of the Mint building. Ruffians were pouring out of the building, with armloads of gold, money....My team and I swept in, and fired at the ground around them, forcing them to drop what they had, and run around, scattering. Some of them tried to shoot back at us with their blasters, but it did them no good.

"You idiots! Don't waste your time with the Star Fox Team! Get the loot onto the cruiser!" said Wolf. "They're here already, eh? Good!" croaked Leon. "I was hoping you'd show up, now the fun can begin!" purred Panther. "Heya', Wolfy! Long time, no see!" I said, in Pigma's voice. "What the hell!? Julius, why are you imitating Pigma!?" Wolf asked me. "Here's why!" I said, firing at the cruiser as it sat on the ground. It slowly proceeded to take off. "NO! Wait! We haven't loaded the loot yet, you fool!" shouted a ruffian soldier.

Pal, Fay, Miyu, and Fara finished off the cruiser. "There, that oughtta mess things up nicely for Star Wolf!" bragged Pal. "Hope your Wolfens got plenty of cargo space, suckers!" said Fara. "Now you've done it!" said Wolf. "Ooooh, we're so scared!" Miyu taunted sarcastically. "Let's take out the ground forces!" said Fay, as she fired on the ruffians. Todd and Lola helped her, as Edge and Falco took out the small fighters that arrived as reinforcements for the ruffians. Fox, Krystal, Slippy, Silas, Akasha, Babs, Madame Vulpine, Misty, Conrad, Kylie, Katt, and I took turns between blasting ground and air support of the ruffians.

After we cleared out the ruffians, blasting them apart, things got quiet.

"Where are those three bums who call themselves 'Star Wolf'?" I said. "Right here!" Wolf launched a bomb at me. I barely evaded the blast with a loop. "Seriously!?" said Wolf, now ahead of me. "C'mon, little man! Shoot me!" I said in Pigma's voice. "I'm gettin' awfully sick of hearing Pigma's voice! Quit it, Julius!" said Leon. "Screw you, Star Wolf!" I said, but still in Pigma's voice. I suddenly found myself flying...differently. Leon was trying to shoot me down, but Falco and Katt took turns shooting him. He went down in a matter of seconds. "Me!? ME!?" said Leon. "I got only two words for you: LO-SER!" I taunted him.

"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!" Wolf said to me. "You shut up!" I said, firing into Wolf's canopy. Wolf got so enraged, he didn't see Fox on his 3 o'clock, Lola just above him, and Akasha just beneath him. They shot his Wolfen so rapidly, the thing not only crashed, it fell like a stone, Akasha had move safely out of the way as it did. Panther tried to escape, but Babs got him with a bomb, Edge hit Leon with a charged shot, and Madame Vulpine fired a steady stream of shots that took Panther down. "Well played, my dear Madame Vulpine!" said Panther...

After Star Wolf was then apprehended by the authorities, the loot returned to the Mint, and the mess cleaned up, we were paid, and went home. As Misty and I went back to our home, I fell asleep watching tv.

*that's it for this chapter*

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[offtopic]Oh, sorry, I was waiting for someone else to make a move[/offtopic]

Todd rolled his eyes and got out of his bivy sack and sleeping bag, and slowly made his way to Sapphire. "You all right Sapphire" he asked, noticing something wrong with her.

RyDer's Rant Page
You're welcome! :D

Sorry you just received that for a weapon. o__O

Diary of a Mad Furry
Got to hang out at the mall for a bit...and today I updated my 3DS to connect to the home internet wireless router. Problem is, I still can't find the Nintendo 3DS eStore for it, I wanna buy the game http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_Switch_Force "Mighty Switch Force", looks like a good game. :)

Update: Solved the problems:




Now, the thing kicked me out of the eShop due to an "error", but I'll bet it's on their end, and I'll try again later.

*EDIT* Fixed the problem, I'm good to go! Now I gotta save up some money to buy a prepaid card to buy stuff there.

Diary of a Mad Furry

Our sink broke twenty minutes ago, the handle literally broke off and a jet of water burst out and flooded the bathroom. The sink was falling apart, and on the verge of breaking, but STUPID mom demanded that I clean the sink completely before the plumber came, because she's a vain retard. My hand accidentally bumped the handle, and the handle broke clean off, and the water burst out. I couldn't turn it off underneath because the valves are still rusted and don't work (I thought I had turned the valves off earlier...guess not).

Dad yelled at me, even though it was all mom's fault, and at least mom admitted that, especially when I called her out on it, and dad yelled at her (HA!), and he barely got the water valves turned off....took us forever to mop up the bathroom and the laundry rooms, which are adjacent. Mom said "Well I don't want a plumber to see all the grime on the sink, and I would have cleaned it myself, but my eye hurts, whine whine whine...". (Can you hear me up there on the cross, mom? Geez....). To top it off, it turns out it will be days before the plumber can come. Thank God dad got the water shut off.

Sorry to rant, but I'm really mad. This never would have happened if mom had left well enough alone. I told her that it was pointless to clean the sink, but she forced me to do it. And look what happened.

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Pvt. Skorpeon 945
May 22 2012, 05:31 PM
Huh. I swear I can hear ponies...
EDIT: Try around :12, :14, :15, and :26.

Anyway, I went to the store yesterday with my mom, and while she was texting my brother, I told her OUT LOUD, "I'm going to go back into electronics and get the printer ink." I went back there, grabbed the ink, saw a new shipment of MLP Blind Bags for $1 each. So I whipped my phone out, pulled a chart up, and managed to pick a chrome pink Pinkamena, a chrome violet Twilight, and a chrome blue Dashie.

As I walk back up to her at the front of the store, there she is trying to text me and wonder where I am. ALREADY CHECKED OUT.
She then proceeded to tear me up and down for "Leaving without telling her where I was going", made me put the ink and ponies on the counter, and proceeded to leave the store for a monthly haircut.

We came back three hours later, and she's still spitting sparks. She even chewed me out as I was getting my hair cut.

The girl who cuts my hair is a good friend of mine. She had no business yelling at me in front of my friend.

Sorry about that, dude. I agree, she shouldn't do that top you. My dad is the same way....while my mom is a stupid, vain idiot who always has to make herself out to be a martyr and a saint, and acts like she's always right.

Your story sounds awesome, btw!

Diary of a Mad Furry
Oh cool, you have SWAT gear? Nice!

Diary of a Mad Furry
Ugh! I thought dad was going to go fishing today! But nooooo! xP He'll be home all day again, torturing me, bugging me, ordering me around. He practically makes me get him a tissue when it's right next to him and he could damn well reach over and get it himself. The stupid lazy fat @sshole is home, making me rebuild the house all over again, fix this, fix that...and he won't wear his hearing aid, so I have to shout at him, despite the fact I already got a sore throat. My sinus pain is killing me...I took a Mucinex to dull the pain.

Last night, the sink handle broke, it's stripped from years of use, and hard water corroding it. I was barely able to get the water turned off, by some sort of miracle thanks to God, especially since the stupid valves under the sink are rusty and won't turn at all. Now we gotta replace that rotten old faucet. Truth be told, the whole bathroom needs remodeling. Now, we can replace the faucet and handles with parts for $30, plus plumber's labor costs, and the replacement kit we use will last another year or so, which is enough time until we do get that bathroom remodeled. This house sucks. Lousy dump. It's amazing that my stupid dad can notice and bitch about a tiny hole in the screen, and get on my case about it even though I didn't do it, yet he doesn't notice what a pig pen his own room and study are...or that we have a broken sink, and he won't let me call a plumber to fix it.

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