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On Shaky Wings
Epilogue...

We were at McCloud Hall, Todd and Lola's place, and we were enjoying a garden party to celebrate the first warm weather day we had in a while. Although it wasn't the start of spring, and it sure as heck wasn't Easter, not on Corneria or Earth, Lola, Misty, and Madame Vulpine came up with the idea of "...an Easter egg hunt themed party! Each of us goes into the hedge maze, and looks for a giant Easter Egg. When you find it, you tap on it or rock it to let the girl inside know you found her, and she'll hatch out for you, and you have sex with her, regardless of whether you're married to her, dating her, or neither." said Todd, explaining the rules.

"Got it!" the rest of us replied. There was me, Todd, Edge, Conrad, Falco, and Silas. We headed into the maze.

I made my way into the maze, trying my best to find the egg containing Misty. I wondered if I would find her, and if not her, then who? After a bit of searching, I heard one of the girls hatching from an egg. I looked around some more.

I heard two more eggs hatching, but I couldn't tell who it was. The eggs shook, vibrated, and muffled cries for help and release were heard from within them. The eggs burst open, and each of the girls let out gasps of air as they hatched out of the giant eggs.

I finally came to a large, colorfully decorated egg. I ran up to it and tapped it, then I gently rocked it. The egg shook, vibrated, and muffled cries for help and release were heard from within it. After whoever was in it struggled for a bit, the egg burst open, revealing Lola inside of it. She, like the rest of the girls, was wearing a Playboy Bunny outfit (strapless leotards, high heeled shoes, fake bunny ears and tails, white wrist cuffs, fishnet stockings, and bow tie collars).

Lola let out gasps of air as she hatched out of the giant egg. "I think we made the shells too thick." she said as she panted. Lola composed herself, straightened up, and greeted me. "Wow! 'Happy Easter', apparently, Julius! Isn't this a surprise!" she said, smiling. "Yeah, this is awesome...glad Todd's cool with this." I said. "And Misty, too." I added. "I wonder who she's got." Lola said. "Oh well, let's get to it then." she said. She walked up to me, and we had sex right there in the hedge maze, on a padded "Easter Basket" what was large enough for two, and had green padding and a large hoop over it, but it wouldn't interfere with what we were doing. Each of the eggs had these Easter Basket beds for sexual activity.

Lola and I went at it for nearly 3 hours before she ran out of steam. We sure made a lot of noise. I could hear hatching eggs, and loud sex. I could hear Misty somewhere in the maze, but I didn't know who was with her. Having sex with Lola was great, though. She was VERY powerful. After she was done, she helped me out of the maze.

We joined the others in the parlor, and we were the last to finish.

Todd had found Misty, Falco found Babs, Edge found Katt, Conrad found Fara, Silas found Madame Vulpine, and I found Lola. We rested on one of the large chairs. Lola was in my lap. I let out a long puff of breath. Lola relaxed in my lap. Todd chuckled at seeing this, as Misty giggled. "You guys were out for so long, we almost went to look for you!" said Falco.

The girls were all wearing Playboy Bunny outfits (strapless leotards, high heeled shoes, fake bunny ears and tails, white wrist cuffs, fishnet stockings, and bow tie collars). Babs didn't need to wear the fake ears, and she didn't need to wear tail on her strapless leotards, as she is an actual bunny. But, being a lop eared bunny, she gently tied a ribbon at the base of her ears to make them stand up straight.

"That was fun, we should do it again!" I said. "Yeah, we'll just have to be careful not to make the shells too thick." said Madame Vulpine. "Ah, just use your egg tooths next time." teased Falco. "Oh, ha ha!" said Babs sarcastically. "We should get Übervixen and Miyu into this as well, maybe even Tigress, I wouldn't mind 'finding' her." I said.

The others laughed at hearing this. "I tried to get Übervixen and Miyu in as extras, to anyone lucky enough to find 'two for one', so to speak, but they weren't interested." said Lola. "Maybe next time." said Misty. "Yeah, and perhaps Fay too." Edge suggested. "Pal would end up as the one in the Playboy Bunny outfit, and hatching out of the egg. If one of the guys found him, it wouldn't be fun for that poor soul." said Todd. We all laughed again. "We'd make him one of the egg hunters, don't you worry." said Babs.

We relaxed, showered off, and got changed. After we bade each other farewell, and made plans to try this again soon, Misty and I headed home. My sex with Lola made me walk funny for a week after that, but I didn't mind. Misty and I enjoyed being together, and we were looking forward to our next adventure, be it just the two of us, or us with Lola and Todd, or the whole team, just as long as it was an adventure, and something great gained from it, we didn't care.

*THE END*

Thanks for reading!

On Shaky Wings
Chapter 10

Misty and I, along with Todd and Lola's help, used the Malestrom to check on the refuel stations around Sargasso, Kew, Papetoon, and other places like that. We managed to find Star Wolf fueling up at a station near Planet Papetoon. Todd docked on the other side of the station, and I sneaked in, disguised as a worker there. I slipped the tracking devices on the Wolfens, after causing a diversion (I knocked over a bunch of empty stacked up canisters onto Leon).

I sneaked back to the Malestrom, and after Todd fueled up, we followed Star Wolf to planet Kew. They were hiding out in the old power plant by the river. They place was rendered obsolete and was of no use to the nearby city anymore, as they had a new and more powerful, more technologically advanced power plant, closer to their city.

They flew in through the large tunnels at the base of the old power plant. "How do we get in there?" I asked. "We sneak in through the rooftop. Todd can cloak the ship, put it in full stealth mode, shields up, everything. Then he can circle nearby in case we need his help, maybe he could even create an extra diversion. We get in there, locate the ship, and find a way to steal it. I recommend that we also find and disable the Wolfens, along with any other ships in there, so that Star Wolf can't chase after us." said Misty.

"Great idea hon'!" said Lola. "Sounds like a plan!" Todd said. He engaged the shields and stealth mode on the Malestrom, and we flew to the roof. Misty and I got our weapons and got out. "Good luck you two!" said Todd. He took off as Lola blew us a kiss.

Misty and I waited, as the Malestrom flew towards the power supply generators, and fired the Malestrom's guns on them, and the ruffians who were guarding them. The power was out on the station. "Now!" I said, acknowledging our cue. I shot the lock on the roof door and kicked it open.

We made our way down the stairs, emergency lights guiding us down. We shot any ruffians in our way. We made our way to the makeshift hangar just as the backup generator came on. Misty and I hid, she hid in a cabinet, I hid behind a stripped Invader 3 vessel. "...probably some smart Alec, messing with us. Or just using this place for target practice, those marauders are always vandalizing things in their area." said Wolf.

I looked over and saw some flammable liquids, containers, and rags. "Well? What do we do now?" came a Ruffian's voice. "...'WE' do nothing, by 'we' I mean Me, Leon, and Panther. You guys work to restore the power, and patrol around here in case they come back!" said Wolf, as he, Leon, and Panther crossed the hangar and left through a secure metal door. The ruffians grumbled and got to work.

I used the flammable liquids and the rags, and with a little effort, I sneaked into a different position, placed the crudely made firebombs I had constructed, and then I went back to my position in the old Invader 3 spacecraft fuselage, and fired at one of the firebombs. It exploded, and that set of a chain reaction, because it caused the nearby fuse box to spark, and then several outlets gave off a small shower of sparks each, igniting the rest of the firebombs just enough to make THEM explode.

The fires broke out, and pandemonium ensued. As the ruffians worked to put out the fires. Misty and I emerged from out hiding places. "I saw the Nova over there!" said Misty, pointing. Sure enough, there it was in the far end of the hangar, behind a fenced off launching bay.

"The Wolfens are over there, in the opposite direction. I'll sabotage them, you cover me, okay?" I said. Misty nodded, and we headed for the Wolfens. After I sabotaged each Wolfen I also took the tracking device off each of them. We made sure to wreck the Ruffians' fighter craft as well. They were all so distracted, they didn't even notice us. By the time one of them did see us, Misty and I had already broken through the locked gate, and boarded the Nova craft. "I'll stop 'em!" Panther's voice came from outside the craft after I locked the doors. We heard a chain rattling, and Panther said "I saw this in an Earth movie, they did it to this police car!". Misyt and I looked at each other, laughed, and I used the ships guns to blast out the launch bay door, and we took off, dragging the chain behind us. One end of it was wrapped around a post that was behind us, the other end around the tail. As the chain trailed behind us, it snapped in half when we gained enough speed. "THAT was your brilliant plan!?" we heard Leon's scratchy voice say over the comm channel. "Well, it worked in the movie!" said Panther. "What was it supposed to do?" asked Wolf. Make the ship break apart." Panther replied./. "You moron! That's even worse than losing it to theft!" said Wolf. "Oh shut up! I didn't hear YOU offer any ideas!" Panther replied. "Let's argue later, we can still catch them! Let's get our fighters!" said Leon. The comm channel went silent.

"Wait'll they see what we did to them!" I said, as Misty and I laughed. "HEY! Glad to see you made it out okay!" said Todd over the comm channel. "Yup! Let's head home and turn this thing in!" I said. "We'll split the reward with Todd and Lola, if you're cool with that!" I said. "Of course! They were very helpful, plus we owe Todd for the fuel!" Misty said.

We headed back to Corneria, turned in the vessel, and split the reward money among the four of us.

*that's it for this chapter*

On Shaky Wings
Chapter 9

I had to stay in bed for the next few weeks, recovering. I was going out of my mind with worry. I hated being out of the loop, not knowing what was going on, not being in on the action to help my friends. ROB took care of me, I didn't see anyone else. I recovered well enough to move about the Ranch, and that's when I realized that I was alone at McCloud Ranch with ROB. Where were my teammates/friends? What was going on? Did they get back the device? Questions poured down like the rain outside that dreary afternoon, when suddenly, my teammates burst into the infirmary, all at once.

"We did it! We DID it!" Falco declared. "Julius! How are you!?" asked Lola, as she and Misty ran up and hugged me. "I'm fine...but...confused. What's been going on these past few weeks?" I asked. "Well, we got the device back from Lola's brothers! It wasn't easy, but we followed them to where they had hidden it, waited for them to leave, Krystal read their minds on how to access the hiding place to the device, and we got it back to General Peppy Hare! We did it!" said Fox.

"There was a huge reward out for it too, and -OW!" Todd said, as Fara pinched him. "Shut up." she said to him flirtatiously. "It's okay, we wanted Julius to know, it's a benefit to the whole team!" said Fox. "I was joking with Todd." said Fara. "You'd better be." grumbled Todd. "Lighten up, Todd!" said Katt, as she smiled.

"Hope you're feeling better, Julius!" said Slippy. "I am, thanks. Been trying to walk more and more." I said. "GREAT!" said Tigress. "Glad to hear it!" said Miyu. "I knew you'd pull through." said Fay. "Sorry to leave you all alone like that, it was a really complicated past few weeks, secretly surveying Lola's brothers, following them, waiting for them to retrieve what they had hidden." said Akasha.

"I think they suspected we were following them. We had to lay low." said Kylie. "Hope you didn't get too Lonely." Pal said to me. "I survived." I said with a sigh. The others laughed. "You can rest easy now kid." Edge said to me. "Yeah, we got back the device, Lola's brothers can't prove anything, and even if they could, they can't do anything about it!" said Babs.

"Though it seems like the past events are coming to a conclusion, I don't think we're completely in the clear just yet." said Madame Vulpine. "I'm just glad we have Julius back in commission with us. Sorry you missed the party, so to speak." said Misty. "I'll make sure that my brothers leave you alone! I told daddy what they did to you and Misty, and he had a talk with them. Even if they blame this on you,they have to let it go." said Lola. "If they suspect anyone on team Star Fox, they still have to let it go." she added.

"Great!" I said.

As I hung out with my teammates, Misty and I went back to our place, where we swam in the indoor pool together, Misty in her blue one piece swimsuit, me in my black jammers...We enjoyed "S'mores" in front of the fireplace, I taught her how they were made...

One day, about a week after our victory, Misty approached me and said "If you're up to it, there's one more aircraft to repossess.". She wore a grim expression. "Okay, where is it?" I asked. "It's a small fighter, and it belongs to...well....Star Wolf." she said.

"I'm still in." I said. "Good. Just one problem. We don't know where they have the spacecraft. It's a special recon-style spacecraft, like Todd's Malestrom. It's know as the Lupine-1. It's a Nova craft. Wolf and his crew aren't paying the bills on it, so our client wants it back." she said. "We'll have to find it, and find a stealthy way to steal it." I said.

"How are we going to do that? We have to find it first." Misty said. "We track the Wolfens, I'll stick transponders on them. We follow them, find their new base, and sneak in there. We find the Nova craft, and swipe it!" I said. "Great idea, Julius!" Misty said, kissing me. I kissed her back. "I was thinking the same thing." she said.

"I heard they use refuel stations in the crappiest parts of the Lylat System. They shouldn't be hard to find." I said. "We'll do it tomorrow morning." Misty said. I nodded in agreement. Tomorrow it would be so.

*that's it for this chapter*

On Shaky Wings
Chapter 8

"You tell me where that remote is!" I shouted, as I chased Akasha around the living room at McCloud Ranch. "NO!" Akasha replied, as she hissed at me. Misty tried to grab her, but Akasha avoided her, and shot between Lola's legs. "Come here!" Todd shouted, as Akasha scurried under the coffee table and then ran behind the couch. Todd barely missed grabbing her.

"You little runt!" Lola scolded. "Stop hiding the remote! Give it to us!" Misty said to Akasha. "NO! I'm watching the TV, and you're not gonna ruin this for me!" she replied. "You've been hogging it all day!" I shouted. "Or at least all afternoon!" said Misty.

"And I'm gonna hog it the rest of the day by any means necessary!" Akasha replied, this time from behind the curtains. I managed to grab her and wrestle her to the floor. "Where's that remote you little..." before I could finish, she scratched me across the face. "OW! You little BITCH!" I shouted, and I chased after her. Akasha hid in the nearby hall closet, and I tried to grab at her as she ducked behind the coats.

"What in the hell is going on here!?" Fox asked angrily, seeing the living room in disarray, and me, Misty, Lola, and Todd gathered around the hall closet. "Akasha hid the remote and won't let us have the TV!" I complained. "And she scratched Julius!" said Misty. "Plus she's been hogging the TV all day, we wanna watch something now!" said Todd.

"Leave Akasha alone!" shouted Kylie as he entered the living room, baring his teeth. "What's going on here!?" asked Krystal. "You kids play nice, that means you too, Akasha!" Tigress warned as she came down the hall. "Come out of there!" I shouted at Akasha. "Tell us where you hid the remote!" Lola added.

*HISS!*

I tried to reach into the closet, and barely missed being scratched again by Akasha. "MMMMMmmmMMMMmmmmmMMM!" Akasha growled. "That's enough Julius!" Tigress began to pull me away, and as I struggled to resist her, I bumped into the extra pair of Tigress' boots stored in the hall closet where Akasha and I were currently fighting. One of those boots fell over when I bumped into it, and the TV remote slid out of it. "There it is!" I shouted, bending over to pick it up. "NOOO!" Akasha came out of her hiding place at the back of the closet and proceeded to pull my hair and tried to punch me. I shoved her off of me, and she fell, an avalanche of clothes and the clothes bar, held in place by a tension rod, rained on her. "Oww!" Akasha moaned.

"Sorry!" I replied sincerely. "Not as sorry as you're going to be!" said Kylie, ready to beat me up. Tigress held him back at arm's length. "All right, THAT IS IT!!!" Fox shouted, and the room went quiet for a moment. "All of you except for Krystal and Tigress are going to clean all of this mess up at once. Also, there will be no more TV for any of you for a while, until you can learn to share it!" said Fox.

We did as we were told. I put back the tension rod in the closet, and hung up all of the clothes, as well as straightened out Tigress' extra boots. Kylie and Todd put back the furniture, as Akasha, Lola, and Misty put all the bric-a-brac back in place.

When we were done, Akasha said to me "Julius, I'm sorry I scratched you." said Akasha. "I'm sorry I shoved you and made the stuff in the closet fall on you." I said. "I'm sorry I tried to scratch you again and for pulling your hair and pounding you." said Akasha. "We're sorry we chased you." I said. "I'm sorry for hiding the remote." said Akasha. "That's good. But for now, Lola, Misty, Todd, and Julius need to go home. Akasha, you and Kylie can stay here, but NO TV, at least not here." said Fox. The rest of us nodded and left. Kylie stopped me on the way out. "I'm sorry I tried to beat you up." he said. "It's cool." I replied. He smiled at me, and I left with Misty.

***

Later that day I was in the kitchen, when something didn't feel right...it was just too quiet all of a sudden. "Misty!" I called out. No reply. I headed into the bedroom, where I heard muffled cries for help. I saw a squirming sack, tied tightly shut, in the bedroom. "Misty!" I shouted, as I ran to her, but then a HUGE fox paw covered my mouth, and Lola's brother Danny stepped out from behind the bedroom door, as he pushed it shut and locked it. "Hello Julius!" he said.

Joey had me from behind, in his strong grip. "Lemme goo!" I said. "Let me out of this thing!" Misty screamed from inside of the sack. "All in good time, sweetheart, just as long as Julius does some quick talking!" Danny said. "Yeah, he's gonna tell us where that thing you stole is!" said Joey. Danny gave Joey a look. "Okay, now that Joey had to open his big mouth, we'll cut to the chase. Where's the Cordon Clearance Box!?" Danny asked me. "The what!?" I asked innocently. "We know you took the 'Dart Shot' spacecraft, we knew that it would be in one of the many spacecraft that you, Misty, Star Wolf, and many others keep repossessing!" Danny said. "Yeah and we searched the Dart Shot when we heard it might be where it was hid, but you took it!" said Joey. "How can you be sure of that?" I asked. "Because we heard the audio recordings, after we checked out the Dart Shot back at the repo company that WE own, and you two were talking about what you found behind the seat!" said Danny.

"Yeah and you was not knowin' whatcha had, too!" said Joey. He laughed moronically. Danny grinned and said "Make this easy on you and Misty, and tell us where that device is!" he said. "No!" I replied. Danny took a pair of brass knckles from his coat pocket, the he removed his coat, hat, and tie, before slipping on the brass knuckles.

"Last chance!" he said. "NO!" I replied. Danny punched me in the abdomen, and I thought I felt some ribs crack. "AAahh!" I cried out in pain. Danny punched me in the stomach, and I screamed some more. "Well?" asked Danny. "No!" I said. Danny punched me in the solar-plexus, knocking the wind out of me. "Where is it?" he asked.

"Eat a dick." I replied.

Danny punched me in the face. "Stupid words from a stupider man. Now tell me where the device is, before I stop being nice!" he said. "Leave him alone!" came Misty's muffled voice from within the sack. "Stay outta this!" Danny shouted at her. He turned to me. "I'll hurt her too, eventually, unless you talk." he said. "You wouldn't! If you did, I'd never talk!" I said. "Then we'll have to deal with you instead. Joey, take Julius into the bathroom!" said Danny.

They water-boarded me in the bathtub, after pulling off my shoes. Misty, still trapped in the sack, tried to hop into the bathroom, but Joey then placed and locked her in an arch top trunk of hers. Misty's muffled screams could be heard as she thumped around in the trunk.

Danny flushed my head in the toilet, and punched the air out of me as the bowl refilled, forcing me to swallow some toilet water. "Why you being so stubborn, kid? Just tell me and Joey what we wanna know and we'll leave you and your girlfriend alone!" Danny said.

"You can kiss my furr-less ass." I said.

Danny breathed in heavily, then he pulled me out onto the balcony of the bedroom. "I think Julius is gonna have himself a little accident!" said Danny. Joey laughed, but then we heard Misty scream "NOOOOO! Don't hurt him! I'll tell you where it is!". Danny unlocked the trunk, and lifted the squirming sack containing Misty out of the trunk. "Where?" he asked.

"Don't tell them or they'll trash Falco's house!" I said. "Oops!" I added. "You think we'd fall for that!? Joey, put this prick out of his misery!" Danny ordered. Joey advanced on me, laughing as Misty's screams were heard. She tried to hop over, but Danny pinned her to the floor, and straddled her as he stroked the sack containing Misty. "I might just have some fun with your girlfriend here Julius!" he said as Joey shoved me out onto the balcony. "No! Leave her alone you-oof!" Joey slugged me in the stomach. "Shaddup!" he replied.

He then lifted me over the balcony rail and tossed me to the driveway. I went unconscious...

I woke up later in the infirmary at McCloud Ranch...

Fay was standing over me, and Pal was there too, in a Nurse's Candy Striper outfit. "He's coming around!" said Fay. "Ooooh, goody!" said Pal, clapping his hands. Misty entered the room, she was free from the sack that Danny and Joey had trapped her inside of, and now she stood over me, as close as she could get. "Don't touch him just yet, Misty, he's a real mess!" warned Fay. Misty nodded, then she leaned over and kissed me.

The rest of the team came in to see me, and Fox explained what happened. "After Joey threw you from the balcony, he and Danny started tossing poor Misty back and forth while she was still in that sack. Misty was worried for your sake and told them where they could find the device. They took the both of you here, and Danny somehow got Tigress' safe open, and stole the device. Then they left you on the runway and Misty by your side. We found you beaten within an inch of your life and poor Misty trapped in a sack and unable to help you or to go for help." Fox explained.

"Is Misty okay?" I asked, even though I could see she was okay. "Yeah, they didn't hurt me, thank you Julius." Misty said, her beautiful heart shaped face smiling sweetly at me. "Good." I said. "Anyway, we're gonna track them down and get back that device, it's top secret government property and we can't let the Foxgloves keep it, who knows how badly they'll misuse it, or worse, how much they'll sell it for and to whom." said Edge.

"And we'll make 'em pay for beating up Julius!" said Katt.

"We can't approach it like that, but we WILL get the device back, and find a way to make them pay for hurting Julius, that was uncalled for!" said Lola. "What are you going to do to them?" asked Todd. "I'm telling daddy! He'll make them pay, mainly because I'm sure that they acted alone, and were gonna hold out on the family with that device. Daddy hates being kept in the dark about these things!" Lola said. The others laughed, along with Lola. "Well, okay then we'll hammer out the details..." said Fox, as I drifted off to sleep.

*that's it for this chapter*

On Shaky Wings
Chapter 7

We landed at McCloud Ranch, and Misty got out of the Dartshot. I landed next to her and saw that she was messing with something behind the seat. "Julius, I found a secret compartment behind the seat! LOOK!" Misty said, holding up a small, dark gray box.

"What is it?" I asked. "I bet Tigress would know!" Misty said. We showed it to Tigress, who was finishing up welding something in one of the hangars. She turned off the torch and flipped up her mask. "Hey you two! What'cha need?" she asked. "Tigress, Misty found this in one of the repossessed spacecraft!" I said, taking the device from Misty and holding it up.

Tigress took it from me and observed it. "No...it couldn't be!" she said. "What!?" I asked. "This is a device that lets anyone who utilizes it to crack the security code with 99.999999% accuracy of any secured space quadrant, air vector, or anywhere in general where a security cordon is present! Amazing!" she said.

"What should we do with it?" I asked. "We show it to Fox, and decide as a team what to do with it. Meanwhile, I'll lock it up for safekeeping!" Tigress declared. She placed the device in a large, square, metal safe with four metal feet and an analogue spin dial combination lock. After shutting the door and locking it, she said "Okay you two, it should be fine in there for now. I gotta get back to work, you both run along, I'll call you when we have the meeting of what to do with that device, okay?" she said, messing up my hair. "Okay!" said Misty. "Ow-ow-ow-okay!" I said. Tigress grinned and got back to work. Misty and I flew my ship and the Dartshot back to the repo agency, got out money, split it, and headed home for now.

The next day, Misty and I got another call. "Repossessing a CW-66 Skystream, gotcha!" Misty said as she wrote down the info and hung up the phone. She turned to me. "Got it! Let's go!" I said. After downloading the paperwork, we took a cab, heading to the deadbeat's last know address. It was a place in Lostendamned Harbor. We found a grubby seaside mansion, which had apparently fallen into a bit of a state of disrepair.

Lostendamned Harbor looked like a cruddier version of Port Hueneme, and Oxnard, CA. Blech! Around the side of the moldy old mansion, just before the rotting boat dock, and next to the large curved wall of dirty glass windows sat the CW-66 Skystream, which looked like a streamlined, black, slick version of an A-Wing.

"Here it is!" I said. "I'll keep an eye out for the 'owner', though it looks like no one's home." said Misty. As she sneaked around the side of the mansion to provide recon, I tried to open the canopy. "Damn thing's stuck!" I grunted. I tried some more. "Piece of crap!" I grumbled. After a while, Misty appeared behind me. "What's wrong?" she asked. "Stupid canopy's stuck shut!" I said. Misty pressed the latch release lever, and it opened just like that. "Ugh!" I said, face-palming. Misty giggled. "Okay, you wanna ride in the back, or sit up front and drive?" I asked.

"I guess I could ride in the..." before Misty could finish, I opened the back canopy in the same way, using the release latch, when someone jumped onto me from behind. "Yaaaah!" I was slammed to the ground. "OOOFFF!". "NOT SO FAST, THIEF! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH ANY CRIME, BIG OR SMALL! NOT WHILE I, ÜBERVIXEN, HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!" a familiar voice rang out.

"Oh God, not you again!" I groaned. "NO BACKTALK! ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR CRIME!" Übervixen replied. I tried to get up, but Übervixen had me pinned. "Get off of him!" Misty shouted. "NO! AND I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, MISTY! ACTING AS AN ACCESSORY TO A CRIME, HAVE YOU NO SELF RESPECT, OR SHAME!? I'D EXPECT THIS FROM JULIUS, GIVEN HIS PAST, BUT NOT YOU! WHAT WOULD TEAM STAR FOX THINK, IF THEY KNEW YOU WERE PARTY TO A CRIME SUCH AS GRAND THEFT SPACECRAFT!?" Übervixen said.

"Ahhh shaddup!" Misty said. "YOU SHUT UP!" said Übervixen. She got off of my back, and stepped aside to confront Misty. I seized the opportunity to get up, and reach for the ship, I was going to climb in, take off, and swoop back around to pick up Misty.

But a psionic bullwhip cracked through the air, and wrapped around my wrist, pulling my hand away from the handle that would help me to climb into the cockpit. "Ow!" I shouted. Misty ran for the rear cockpit, but that bullwhip of Übervixen's wrapped around Misty's waist, and pulled her backwards towards Übervixen. "No you don't!" she said to Misty.

"WAIT A MINUTE!" I shouted. Übervixen turned to look at me as Misty struggled out of the bullwhip coils. "We're working for a repossession agency, the owner hasn't paid the bills, so it's no longer legally his!" I pulled out the paperwork from my coat pocket and showed it to Übervixen. She read the papers. "Delinquency on payments! That's as bad as stealing! Shame on that owner!" she declared. I took back the paperwork and put it back in my coat's inside pocked.

"I apologize, my friends, I misunderstood. Please, forgive me!" said Übervixen. "It's okay, you meant well." I said. "Yeah, but don't jump to conclusions next time. Just because Julius has a checkered past, doesn't mean you should assume the worst of him!" Misty said, sticking up for me.

"True, no one should be judged solely on their past!" Übervixen said, as she turned to me. "I'm sorry for that, Julius!" she said. "No prob'...we're gonna return this now." I said. "Great! Good luck to you both! Now if you'll excuse me, DUTY CALLS!" Übervixen coiled up her psionic bullwhip, and took it with her as she ran off. A few minutes later, we saw her ship fly away. Misty rolled her eyes, and I sighed.

We got into the ship, and flew it back to the repo company, and then headed home after splitting the money again.

"That was something else, huh?" I asked Misty. "Yeah." she replied as we snuggled on the large "Planet Chair" in the den. "What do you think we'll do with that code cracking device?" I asked her. "Hopefully keep it, if we ever need it for a mission." Misty said. "Yeah, of course if the rightful owners are asking a reward for it, we could probably turn it in for that. It's obvious that the jerk who used to own the Dartshot wasn't the rightful owner!" I said.

"You think Star Wolf was after it, or knew about it being in that space craft?" Misty asked. "I'm sure they knew about it and that they were after it..." I replied. We relaxed for the day, just hanging out around the house, swimming, having sex, or watching TV.

*that's it for this chapter*