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UVB-76 Russian Radio Station
Dec 31 2011, 01:13 PM
hmm, i donīt know it's pretty strange, there could be an encripted message in the buzzer but who knows...
Fox: "Da-dam-dam-dam-da-dam-dam!"

Falco: "Boo-boo-boo-dammit!"

Peppy: Retti-ret, rettii-rat!"

Slippy: "Bip-biddip-Bip-biddip!"


Good to see you again though, caat

It does sometimes sound like other transmissions are accidentally being broadcast in or through UVB-76.

It would be cool to hear THIS in UVB-76:



The Hero Project RP
I'll join, though I forgot all my info on my character.

UVB-76 Russian Radio Station
Thanks crazyfooinc.


I think maybe it's to test radio broadcast capabilities. Missile codes, especially modern ones, are much more complicated than what's been transmitted, and as for spies, hmm...might not be for signaling spies, especially with modern technology at the world's fingertips.

"...and now, back to Russia's most popular cartoon, 'Shoe and Shoelace!'...Shoe and Shoelace! One is meaningless without the other!"

*The End*


UVB-76 Russian Radio Station
A.K.A. "The Buzzer"...


*In a Robotic Male Voice*


To sum up what UVB-76 is:


Lord knows what it's really for. It's original facility is closed, and dilapidated. A former worker that was interviewed there, he lives in the nearby village, said that he and his coworkers were under orders to shut down the base, as it was considered extremely energy deficient. Now the signal still transmits, as it has for nearly 30 years, yet no one knows where it comes from, what it was originally intended for, or why it's still going.

What's your opinion on it?

Merry Christmas
I had a good Christmas, I hope many of you did too. I also hope 2012 will be a lot better.

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!


heh heh heh...

Krystal's best voice actresses.
Sky King Ajc
Dec 23 2011, 02:42 PM
...the assault voice seemed kinda false at times
^ Win! I totally agree there! No offense to the Glidewell fans.

What Would The Ultimate Star Fox Game Include?
Ah! I've found what I wanted to add earlier

I'd make Miyu's personal ship in the shape of a Lynx's paw print, call it "The Pathtrack", and it's armed with missiles (can also launch Nova Bombs as missiles), and a laser cannon.

Fay would have a ship in the form of the symbol in the middle of this seal,

Posted Image

(shaped like this symbol as viewed from above)

and it would have a super laser cannon, that has a slow rate of fire, but can take out heavy armor, and Nova Bombs.

Fay's ship is known as "The Caduceus"...

What Would The Ultimate Star Fox Game Include?
^ I agree there totally with Megas75

What Would The Ultimate Star Fox Game Include?
I'd like to see:

-Plot: I would like a darker, more "PG-13" plot. The characters need not swear excessively, but maybe a little. Some rude humor (Farting, sexual innuendo) would be good. The plot could be dark, but have a bit of humor. I toyed with the idea of the new bad guys being hostile aliens that are anthropomorphic, Nazi-like villains who invade Lylat. They have superior technology, but are incompetent when it comes to battle/war tactics and strategies. The higher up leaders are like those screw ups from "Hogan's Heroes", or like Emory and Ooglethorpe from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or even Baron Von Underbite from "The Venture Bros." Their symbol is a six scorpion tails in a pinwheel formation.

Alien Admiral: "Vell den, looks like ve vill hov to keep ze prisoners in da bathroom! Lieutenant! Lock da' door after you put zem in!"

Panther hits on Krystal, Katt, and Fara, and uses rude sexual innuendo like "I'd like to tickle your belly-button from the inside". Also, maybe we could reveal his middle name to be "Dolomite". :P Star Wolf has Wolf, Leon, and Panther. Fara Phoenix is the newest part of Star Wolf, and is Wolf's new love interest.. She flies an all black Wolfen. Although Fox is disappointed, and upset by Fara's decision, he acknowledges that it's her choice, and since he's with Krystal, he can't have Fara AND Krystal.

:lol: "Oh look, it's Fara, the 'Crash Test Dummy'!"
Fara: "You blue-furred bitch!"

Although Star Fox and Star Wolf fight, they call a truce when Fox and his team save Star Wolf from being executed by the invading aliens, who double cross Star Wolf, imprison them, and cheat them from their payment. Star Wolf robs the enemy invaders, and escapes when Star Fox saves them. Though Star Wolf is being indicted for treason against the Lylat System/Federation, Bill and Fox convince General Pepper to pardon them, as Star Wolf did help battle the enemy in the end, and turned over valuable info to both Star Fox and to Bill Grey of the CDF regarding the enemy workings. Fara gives Fox a wink, and blows him a kiss on her way out, though she still stays with Star Fox, she and Fox are on good "love/hate" terms.

*Edit* This will all take place AFTER SF Assault, and in place of Command

-Gameplay: You may select your character, and either use an Arwing, or a personal ship (Fox's Arwing 2, Falco's Sky Claw, Krystal's Cloudrunner, Slippy's Bullfrog) if that is destroyed, it can't be replaced for at least one or 2 missions, and you're stuck with an Arwing. Bill Grey is the only exception to this rule, since he's CDF, not Star Fox. Katt gets a "loaner" Arwing if her Catspaw is shot down. There will be more on ground missions, though First Person Shooter point of view is optional. You can use the Landmaster, still, obviously, along with the Arwing, and the Blue Marine.

The CDF is more competent, like Evilwaffles suggested, and there is more heated dialogue (i.e. when Peppy scolds Fox for doing something reckless, or when Fox chews out Panther for hitting on Krystal), and no cardboard characters or canned dialogue. There is better/easier weapon select, more action involving the Blue Marine, and the Great Fox (you can pilot the Great Fox and shoot its weapons!).

You can optionally play some missions as Star Wolf and its members, and even battle Star Fox (weird!), and you can either use the Wolfens, Wolfen 2, or the personal vessels of Star Wolf (Fara's black Arwing, Panther's Black Rose, Leon's Rainbow Delta, or Wolf's Red Fang). Like Star Fox, if you wreck your personal fighter, but aren't in space, then you're stuck with a standard fighter of your team for at least one or two missions. If you use the Wolfen 2, in Star wolf, you forfeit the use of your personal Vessel for at least one mission.

It might be cool to also add Fay and Miyu, with their own personal vessels. Peppy is a Star Fox "reservist", though he does have his own Arwing, as well as a ship like Lucy Hare's (though it's called the "Sky Hare" instead of the "Sky Bunny"). NO "Great Fox 2" giant turd mother-ship, we have a Great Fox, but it's much more advanced, thanks to the insurance policy taken out on it by Peppy a while back.

You can free roam on planets and other sectors, after beating the missions there, and you get a star map, and can travel on it wherever.

Greetings Other-people
Hello and welcome to Galaxies, High Executioner19!

Official "Funny Video" Topic
Awesome, Fana! That cat in the video looks just like my cat Bo.

Random Img
Oh wow, awesome job, Radigal!

Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
As the holiday feeling was filling us.
But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Each Christmas list gets us more and more pissed
Till the thought of existence is chilling us.

I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...

Santa and Elves:
Christmastime is killing us!

But can't you see that what you do
Is a dream come true?
Can't you see that every smile
Makes it all worthwhile?

No, screw you! It's all but through,
There's too much to do.
All those dreams are nightmares
And blank icy stares.
Each little elf used to fill up a shelf
Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.
Now they're on crack and it feels like Iraq
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Each model train only heightens the pain
Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.

Fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed
Because Christmastime is killing us!

But can't you see our point of view?
We rely on you.
Can't you see that Christmas cheer
Gets us through the year?

My whole crew is black and blue.
Can't you take a clue?
You may think I look great,
But I'm twenty-eight!

Santa and Elves:
Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell,
And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in Hell!

Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!

Santa and Elves:
Because Christmastime is killing us!
Killing us!
Christmastime is killing us!


The Birthday Topic
Happy Birthday Rising Phoenix!

Drawings of mine
That's awesome!





What are you Jamming out to?

"Buisness is bad? F*** you, pay me. Oh you got hit by lightning? F*** you, pay me...When you can't borrow another buck from the bank, or buy another case of booze, what do you do? You bust the joint out. You light a match."

Star Fox - Marauder II
Whoa, cool! That's awesome how Fox was able to do that at the carnival.

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