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SOMEBODY POST SOMEWHERE ALREADY!
Circus World Wurlitzer 165 - Entry of the Gladiators

[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYCTw4QJAg[/utube]

I like that comment: HUR-RY HURRY HURRY! Step right up, folks -- see the craziest collection of camcorder zigzags ever assembled! :)

Cape Fur
Chapter 7 is done, I'll work on Chapter 8 ASAP.

RyDer's Rant Page
Oh God, you poor guy...that girl is a real stupid b!tch...who stole your computer!? :O I hope you get it back...Your family messing with all your stuff again?

Diary of a Mad Furry
I got to see a circus show with my friends Amy and Bryan today down at Long Beach, it was awesome, the "Zoppe` Circus", a small family circus from Italy, originating in 1842, they use similar costumes, acts, and props that they did with the original. They had a dog performance, a mini horse, two larger horses, and a big Palomino...there was a clown, a trapeze artist, horse riders, and fire dancers. It was a shame the show was over so quickly.

[ti]BA[/ti]The Art of Harmony
^ That Fluttershy Art is AWESOME!!!

SOMEBODY POST SOMEWHERE ALREADY!
^ Ha! That's awesome! "Sonic for Hire"!

SOMEBODY POST SOMEWHERE ALREADY!
Kasha-de-doo-dah,
Kasha-dee-ay!
My, oh my, what Akasha-cat-day!

(I sing that to her sometimes)

[ti]SW[/ti]Executive Bathroom Island
It's kinda like "Escape from Jurassic Park". An amusement park/relaxation resort on an island of Planet Sauria has been designed by an eccentric multi-millionaire, John Gibbon, from Corneria. This resort is a full service, five star resort, with island tours on electric rail guided vehicles, electric fences to keep out hostile dinosaurs (mainly the Sharp Claw and Red Eye tribes). A group of volunteers for a focus group has been selected to tour this resort, and provide feedback for the beta testing of this fine luxury resort.

Unfortunately, a disgruntled computer hacker, Wayne Swinehoof, has tampered with the computer systems, in order to steal valuable software containing blueprints and idea designs of the resort, for a rival company that wants to open a rival 5 star island resort on Sauria very soon. Wayne has financial problems, and this rival company is going to hire him to steal the blueprints for $1.5 million Credits.

Your team is left at the mercy of a nasty tropical storm, and the hostile Redeye and Sharpclaw Tribes, when the mess Wayne creates causes the security electric fences to fail, and the tribes break into the resort.

Object: Get to the main building of the resort, and try to get the resort online, so you can call for help. No one has their own ships, as they were brought here via a private V.I.P. shuttle.

NPC Chracters:

Dr. John Gibbon (Dr. John Hammond)
Wayne Swinehoof (Dennis Nedry)
Ray Keeshond (John "Ray" Arnold)
Sharpclaws
RedEye Tribe


"Welcome, to Executive Bathroom Island! Sauria's first bathrooms ever!"

SOMEBODY POST SOMEWHERE ALREADY!
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[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfiQYRn7fBg[/utube]

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"MMMMMmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMmmm!"

Cape Fur
Chapter 7

The Team set sail for Cape Fur the next morning, and enjoyed themselves in town the best as they could. As the day wound down, they sailed back to Todd and Lola's summer home, and went into town there to Madame Vulpine's cafe theater, a converted old opera house that was made into a cafe and a theater for many of the bohemians of Zoness. There were many others on Zoness that were like it, some of them on the same block, but it was here that thew team enjoyed themselves the most.

That night, a performance of "The H.M.S. Pelt-a-Fur" was playing its final night performance. As the team settled into the audience, Todd, Lola, Misty, Madame Vulpine, and Conrad sat up front. As the house lights dimmed, and the the curtain rose, the play began....Todd couldn't help notice something strange about the star, who was a lion, playing as the captain...

"I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's Navy!"

Chorus: "And your record shall stand as proof!"

"Be it frigate, or a freighter, I'm an expert navigator!"

Chorus: "And you're also a world class pouf!"

"My magnified feat, is really quite a treat, seeing that as how I can pirouette on cue!
But despite you're point of view, I can thrill a girl or two..."

*points to 1st mate*

"But I'd rather get it on with YOU!"

Chorus "Ha Ha Ha!"

As the star and the cast danced, Todd looked closer at the lion, "It couldn't be..." he mumbled.


At the intermission, Todd and Lola met in the safety of the cloak room. "Lola...I'm suspicious of the star. I think he's not who we think he is." he told her. "What the hell are you talking about, Todd, you've met Leo! He's a great guy!" said Lola. "That's what I mean, that isn't Leon on stage, this guy seems awfully familiar..." Todd said. "Todd, what the hell has gotten into you? We're safe on Zoness, there's no way Lionel would be able to find you, Fox, Falco, Katt, Pal, or Slippy. Tigress and Übervixen, along with the team have your back, and Slippy's dad's houseboat is as excellent as this vacation, a vacation FOX is letting us take, mainly because he's caught in this mess too, how's that for luck, huh? Just try to relax." Lola said, as she kissed Todd on the mouth, the two of them exchanging a long, warm, embrace and kiss.

The house lights dimmed, and a chime sounded.

Todd, Lola, and the rest of the audience went back into the theater.

As the performance ran on, the play drew to a close..."For he himself has said it, as a duty to his credit...he remains a Furry Man! He remai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aiains a Furry MAN!"

A large banner with a paw print dropped down behind the star of the show, and the rest of the cast joined in on the song. The audience applauded, and the curtains fell, concealing the stage. The curtains rose again, and the cast took a bow. Suddenly, the star walked to the edge of the stage, and stood, staring at Todd. "Yeah?" Todd said to him. "And now, Todd, THE FINAL CURTAIN for you!" The lion said, as he drew his sabre, slashing at Todd. "AHH!" Todd dodged the blade, as it came down at him, hitting the table. *THUNK* The blade was a fake, it wasn't even sharp.

"Damn it all!" Lionel threw down the sword.

Suddenly, another Lion, in his boxer shorts, appeared at one end of the stage. "That's the maniac that attacked me, tied me up, and locked me in my dressing room, after stealing my costume!" he sound out loud. Two bulldogs in tuxedos, who stood on either end of him, ran towards Lionel, and chased him, tackling him. The curtains fell, concealing the stage as the audience gasped, and shouted in fear. After seeing Todd get attacked, the revelation of the star on stage being an imposter, the real star suddenly appearing, and the imposter being nabbed, everyone in the audience flooded out of the theater.

As the cops were there at the theater, later that night, Leo was sitting at one of the tables, a blanket draped about his shoulders, as the cops took a report. The police captain asked the two bulldog ushers "Where's the suspect?" The two bulldogs took the police captain to the storage room where they had locked him up, after taking the costume off of him. The unlocked and opened the door...

"Aw, nooo!" one of them said. "He got away!" the other one said, seeing the empty room. "How did he escape!?" asked Madame Vulpine, noticing. Todd found a bobby pin on the floor. "He picked the lock, and then after getting out he re-locked it to avoid suspicion!" he said, giving the pin to the police captain. "I was only in the bathroom for ten minutes!" said one usher. "I was giving the police my report of the incident!" said the other usher.

"He was quick, I'll tell ya' that! He could have learned it if he spent time in prison!" said the police captain. "Yeah..." said Todd. "Any reason why he would attack you, Todd? Perhaps it's about a public confession you and some of your teammates made about a dock fire?" the police captain asked suspiciously. "Yes, and he's mad because we hung him out to dry..." Todd said. The police captain nodded, and took down more notes.

Later that night, the team was back in Cape Fur, on the house boat.

Todd lay in bed....the door creaked open, a hand clutching a butcher knife poked into the room.

"TODD! YOU WANT A BROWNIE BEFORE BED!?" Tigress ran in, eyes flashing, a butcher knife in one hand, and a pan of brownies in the other hand. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Todd shrieked, hiding under the covers. "C'mon, let me cut you a piece while they're warm!" Tigress said, doing so, and then placing the knife in the pan, and patting the lump under the blankets that was Todd. "Todd?" she gently scratched Todd behind the ears, through the blanket. Todd relaxed, and Tigress gently lifted the covers off of him.

"Tigress....I'd appreciate it if you didn't..." Todd shuddered. "Oh, you mean burst into your room while you're trying to sleep, while screaming and branding a butcher knife? Oh, sure, sorry!" Tigress gave Todd the brownie piece she had cut, and then kissed Todd goodnight on the forehead. "Good night!" she said wickedly. "Thanks." Todd replied. As Todd finished the brownie, Tigress burst into the room, a hockey mask on her face, and a chainsaw in her hands. "TODD, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!?" Todd shouted and hid under the covers again, "AAAAAAHHHH!" came his muffled cries.

"Oh, right, sorry!" Tigress said, sarcastically, as she turned off the chainsaw and removed the hockey mask. As she left, she winked at Lola, who stood outside the bedroom door, and exchanged winks with Tigress, as they both giggled "Nice!" Lola told Tigress. "It's just too easy!" Tigress replied. Lola went into Todd's room to calm him down, she climbed under the covers with him, and after a while, they had sex, while cocooned in the covers and sheets.

Tigress didn't do to the others what she had done to Todd, she and Lola just wanted to mess with Todd for fun...

*that's it for this chapter*

POST SOMETHIN!'
^ Cool! I'd love to drive one of those to work or to the mall on a regular basis.

SOMEBODY POST SOMEWHERE ALREADY!
I've been posting! I post at least once a day here.

Diary of a Mad Furry
[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OhLl0tdLVA&feature=related[/utube]


(bad language warning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqzVGJ9bGg

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Kursed
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Why didn't fox search for her?

Why didn't Krystal regret her decisions?

WHERE"S THE EXPLAINATION??!?!

with krystal's character about the only thing that does make sense is she felt Fox didn't really love her and left not because of starwolf simply because she felt something...


I agree with Kursed (the member) there. :nod:

Too many plot holes and unresolved things in SF-Command in general. That's most likely why Nintendo made it non canon.

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[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzemA7fOTFY&feature=related[/utube]

This is my family, and every other family in my neighborhood.

Diary of a Mad Furry
Ugh, I'm trying to relax today after 2 solid days of filling out paperwork for my job, and here comes fatass (my stupid dad) demanding I help him put away the cooler and the drinks, the INSTANT I woke up today, he micro managed me and pestered me for 20 minutes, and then said "Oh it's no big deal". Then WHY did he pester me for 20 minutes on how to put the cooler an drinks away!? Christ....

I'll have to escape to the mall today.

I just hope to God that they call me for that job and right soon.

nintendo plus ID= Duck doom?
Oh wow, sounds like fun! xD

Diary of a Mad Furry
Oh, okay, cool. Thanks.

I've gotten almost everything completed in my paperwork/background package. All I have to do is write a six paragraph essay on 3 of my major strengths and 3 of my major weaknesses (they are letting me carry a gun on this job, after all xD ). I've gotten everything else done, except for the notarization and signing of my info release waiver (department must release info on me to the state), and to re-write my other essay and the writings on the 17 page form in ink.

I'm taking a break from all of this tomorrow. The state may not call me for a whole month to schedule the appointment. :P I'm glad I'm getting it all done in advance.


The Firefox "Help" menu had this adorable little Candy Striper Nurse Anthropomorphic Fox character, but she's gone now. She would say "How can I help you?". Why did they get rid of her? I can't find her anywhere, I always liked seeing her when I brought up the "Help" menu.

Diary of a Mad Furry
TheRedFox8
Sep 25 2012, 12:41 PM
Seventeen pages for a background check? Ha! That's nothing.

Now, if you have to fill out an SF86 form (for security clearances), THEN you can bitch about it. It's one hundred and twenty-seven pages! MUAHAHA!
I wasn't bitching, nor did I intend to sound like I was. I just found it funny that I had less paperwork to fill out with the feds than I did with the state. It'll be worth it to have a job though

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