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Ugh, now I have to find pictures :P

Waffle's 3D Stuff
Lol! I spent around two hours in Max to make that and about 30 minutes in mudbox.

WIP2:

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Waffle's 3D Stuff
I am a 3D Student so my models will only grow in quality (I hope :P)

Dinosaur WIP

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3DS FC: 4167-4513-1017

Random Screenshot Thread
Yeah, I think he can give up right about now...

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My top ten Super Heroes/Anti-heroes/Supervillains
Batman's not number one?! D:

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My Top Ten GC Games
I disagree with the ordering of the list but I agree with the games on it

Star fox fanfiction
And you are entitled to your opinion.

I don't read anything on Fan-Fiction.net because I don't want to waste time sifting through all the crap the find the gems.

Star fox fanfiction
Yes because I am simply ignoring all the lore behind it and the board game, no, I am not ignoring those. I dislike them all. (Some figurines can look pretty cool though)

Every Warhammer game, none have seemed to get the gameplay right, or online balance, yet it gets all this praise from people who will buy anything with 'Warhammer' stuck onto it.

Waffle's Rant Corner
I loved the Marcus ending, which is why I put <3 there.

As I said:
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I hate people who are talentless but somehow make it to the top anyway, people who get fame and acclaim they do not deserve, because they aren’t challenging their audience, they aren’t stimulating their audience. I hate Justin Bieber for those reasons and because he is fucking boring and that’s why you love him because he is just a blank sheet of paper that you can make into whatever you want it to be, because of how the market has perceived him to be a marketable little blank spot.
That is why I hate him. Also, he didn't work hard, he just sung some covers on Youtube, some record company saw dollar signs, signed him up and wrote all his songs... That is not hard work.

Waffle's Rant Corner
Okay so I was checking out the empty shell of Myspace just for a few laughs, then I saw an article from E! that was titled ‘Everbody Loves Bieber’…

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Now not to question the journalistic abilities of E! I don’t love Justin Bieber, I hate Justin Bieber. I kind of blame myself for E! thinking that everybody loves Justin Bieber. E! did send me a survey that asked: ‘Do you love JB?’ Now I am a little dyslexic and I thought it said ‘Do you love BJ?’ So naturally I ticked yes and it wasn’t till later I saw the mistake, sorry E! but I am the one man who hates this pansy little doofus.

When my friend first showed me a picture of Justin Bieber she was like, ‘Hey, what do you think of Justin Bieber?’ and I was like ‘Wow! She’s hot!’, she then replied to me with ‘It’s a boy’, to which I replied ‘Well… she’s still hot for a trans gender.’

How can anyone take Justin Bieber seriously? I mean, he is just a clear statement of the pussification of the male gender. If Justin Bieber came to my school like like this:

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We wouldn’t call him JB we would have called him PB for punching bag!

What really gives me the shits about this kid is that his audience is almost all pre-teen girls, and maybe one or two creepy old men, who I believe arethe most irrelevant group of people on the planet. I mean, I can’t take people who watch shows like America’s Next Top Model or Jersey Shore or Gossip Girl, and all these shows, I can’t take them seriously when all they look up to is stupid models or possessive smug bastards. But my main reason they are irrelevant is that they won’t even care about Justin Bieber in two years, Justin Bieber will be lucky to get a gig at a sweet 16 birthday party.

How does our media industry allow people like this to enter mainstream media? I mean, I can understand your stupid teenage magazines going off over him but why is he on legitimist news sources? Why do they talk about him as if he is important? He’s not! We’ve seen his kind before, they have a hit record or two, is every teenage girls’ fantasy but then is a bad memory a couple years later, for example the Back Street Boys, In Sinc, Erin Carter, The New Kids on the Block, etc, etc. The only person who’s actually pulled a real career out of this teenage heart throb is Justin Timberlake, and I atill don’t know how that happened. Justin Bieber’s popularity won’t survive his fan’s first menstrual cycle.

I have a question about Justin Bieber, in 20 years or so, when he is on ‘Behind the Music’ what drug will he have been addicted to? I vote heroin!

As much as I am not interested in Justin Bieber as a person or an artist, I am interested in seeing what his fans think or how his fans work. So I went to some Justin Bieber forums, to try see into their heads… it’s so empty, argh!

I went to these message boards trying to figure out what makes Justin Bieber fans tick, only to discover that their forums are mostly about about wha makes Justin Bieber haters tick. Here is an example of one of their topics…

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This girl… ugh… It really shows her intelligence when she spells ‘those’ as ‘thoews’ and uses arbitrations in every word… Okay, here is another example:

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So the reigning theory amongst Bieber fans is that us guys hate him because he gets all the girls… You want to know why I hate Justin Bieber and you love him? Well it is for the same reasons… First of all, he is a symbol designed by record companies to be parent approved and mass marketable. *#&$.… that… *&@!! He is intolerably bland… His lyrics are a clear example [sarcasm]Move aside Shakespeare you have some competition with Justin Bieber here![/sarcasm]

Let me make it clear Bieber fans, let me cure your disease known as Bieber fever, I don’t hate Justin Bieber because he hates the girls, because the girls he gets are idiots who I wouldn’t want a connection with anyway. I don’t hate Justin Bieber because he is [sarcasm] Just so damned talented[/sarcasm]. If I hated talented people, I would hate people like Trivium, Metalica, Nintendo, Blizzard, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, Rise Against, if I hated talented people I wouldn’t waste my time with Justin Bieber. I hate people who are talentless but somehow make it to the top anyway, people who get fame and acclaim they do not deserve, because they aren’t challenging their audience, they aren’t stimulating their audience. I hate Justin Bieber for those reasons and because he is fucking boring and that’s why you love him because he is just a blank sheet of paper that you can make into whatever you want it to be, because of how the market has perceived him to be a marketable little blank spot. I hate him because he is an empty void where talent could have, and should have been, yet he gets all this fame.

Counting with a Twist
O rly, well SURPIRSE!

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Perfect Dark vs goldeneye 007
Oh god, imagine the legal ramifications of nintendo releasing those without Rare's permission :O

Waffle's Rant Corner
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Rift is a new fantasy MMO developed by Trion Worlds, that was released earlier this year. This game has received a lot of praise for being a well-designed and well-built MMO and being an original expansion into the MMO genre. I am here to say… well built. Yes. Well designed, sort of. Original? No way in hell! For a game that advertises itself with: ‘We’re not in Azeroth anymore’ it sure as hell feels like I am.

Okay, I am not going to deny that Rift did bring in some new original ideas like the class specializations and the Rift battles. What I am going to combat is how the game claims to be different from World of Warcraft in its tag ‘We’re not in Azeroth anymore’. Okay, visually, the graphics surpass World of Warcraft, but beating a game’s graphics originally designed in 2004 is not difficult. My first point is the interface have a look at these two screens:

World of Warcraft:
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Rift:
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The similarities are too obvious, the party bar, the chat text, the whole interface layout is an essential rip off of World of Warcraft. Even the loot window was ripped.

Now here is a raid setup window, let’s compare the two:

World of Warcraft:

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Rift:

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Again, it is the same damned setup! It is like they just cloned World of Warcraft, slapped on a rift feature and sold it as a game. So far, I feel like I am in a more graphical Azeroth, their tag line so far is not working for me.

Okay, I’ll cut this short, this game has taken every damned aspect from World of Warcraft and put it in a game where the title should be ‘Rift: A mod of World of Warcraft :)’ They took everything that World of Warcraft actually took time and effort to perfect and just added more classes ad a rift feature.

‘We’re not in Azeroth anymore’, no, we’re just on another continent in the Warcraft universe. This game failed to deliver a unique experience, but don’t get me wrong, this is a solid and complete , I am combating the tag line of: ‘We’re not in Azeroth anymore’

Waffle's Rant Corner
Starfox Command, how overjoyed I was to hear this announced at E3 2006, finally, Starfox is getting mainstream attention I thought to myself. I was starting to think that it was going to become like Mario or Zelda, with new games constantly in production by Nintendo and it’s development partners. After months of waiting, I insert the Starfox Command card into my DS and load it up.

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I get into the game and start a new game. Oh man this is going to be an epic experience, I was telling myself, I finally could play my favourite game franchise on the move. I got into the prologue and was I excited.
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Oh man sweet, a Starfox SNES reference! This is going to go back to Starfox’s roots! Maybe it will get the franchise on track. Then I saw this…

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The members of Star Fox, the heroic and famous squadron that had come to Lylat's aid in her hour of need, had disbanded. Each pilot was living a new life, and it would prove a difficult task to bring the former team members back together.


Wait… WHAT?! They disbanded Starfox? Well I suppose there is some reason behind it, so long as they are back by the end of the first two missions I’m happy. I saw this which was rather amusing to me…

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The technical brains behind the team, and Fox's closest friend, was the good-natured Slippy Toad. Slippy met and fell in love with a girl named Amanda, and decided to leave the world of flying and start a new life with his beloved fiancée


Oh awesome. Slippy finally has a girlfriend. Maybe he will be more badass in this game, like if someone talked down to Amanda he would lay the smack down on them? I lost all confidence in the story when I saw this…

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But Fox was quite wary of the danger that haunted pilots in the elite Star Fox squadron, and he eventually forced Krystal to leave the team. Heartbroken and ashamed, she fled from Fox and vanished soon after. No one knows what became of her...




Um, excuse me… Might I ask just WHAT THE *&@* WERE YOU DOING?! You not only kicked Krystal off of the team… you made her disappear all together?! No! As a huge fan of Krystal, that was the biggest slap to the face followed by a kick to the nards. We better had see Krystal later in the game or I’m going to rage.

Okay so the story was essentially screwed to me from that point, but at least the gameplay could redeem it… right?

[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7ko1TW_kk[/utube]


A time limit… real time strategy elements… pure all range mode?! NO! Does not compute! DOES NOT COMPUTE AT ALL! What have they done? They have created a flight shooter RTS and stuck Starfox on it so it would sell. What the &$(@ Q-Games?! Is it really that hard to digest, for someone who tried to please the fans all we asked, was for a Starfox 64 style game… and yet no one seems to care or listen… Also, the use of the stylus is way over used, the fact I have to hold a damned stylus while I try to use both the buttons and keypad is not amusing… at all… One thing I like about the gameplay though is the ability to select the character you play as.

Okay, back onto the story for a moment. What did they do to my characters?! Fox isn’t an emo baby! Falco isn’t some soft kitty! Krystal was never really a bitch and male dependant! And Wolf was never so soft towards Fox! WHY! The game is already *#$&ed up as it is… I don’t need to see screens like this:

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Q-Games, I just want you to explain what the hell you were doing… so…
[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-97uRkzRg[/utube]

Okay… the endings… we have NINE different endings with none of them being canon. So did I just play this whole *$^&ING game just to get no confirmation on where the story was headed?! Here is a quick summary of the endings:
Ending 1:Fox and Krystal get back together, Amanda joins the team, Dash becomes the new bad guy
Ending 2: Fox and Krystal get back together, leave Starfox and have a son named Marcus <3
Ending 3: Fox and Krystal get back together only for her to leave again to re-join Star Wolf
Ending 4: Krystal gets abused for leaving Star Fox and gets emo about it and names her self Kursed as a bounty hunter
Ending 5: Fox and Krystal get back together.
Ending 6: Dash makes Venom clean and becomes the new Andross
Ending 7: Slippy has 100,000,000 kids
Ending 8: Falco goes all emo and starts Star Falco
Ending 9: Fox goes all emo and he and Falco join G-Zero

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These endings are mostly emo filled crap! Were Q-Games suffering deep depression or were they just trying to piss us off?

[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2tgNEnX_k&feature=related[/utube]

Okay, here is a summary:

Good:
Character selection
Graphics

Bad:
Everything

Star fox fanfiction
Mostly because the gameplay, mechanics, story and balance sucks... bad. I hate games that are very poorly designed that get a lot of praise by fan boys who would buy anything so long as it has Warhammer in the title. Don't get me wrong, there are some good aspects of the game like rotating the camera as much as you want and... well that is pretty much it.
And the fans annoy the living hell out of me. (Well most of them)

And thanks for pointing out your reason behind this thread.

Waffle's Thread of stuff
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The banner I made for my rant thead. For some reason Paint.net decided to give Reece white dots on his outlines...

Waffle's Rant Corner
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Table of Contents:
1. Starfox Command
2. Rift
3. Justin Bieber
4. =3
5. Rick Perry

your reaction?
That was my reaction.

Super Smash Brothers Brawl
This is just... :<

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[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg[/utube]

And to the person that made this, I say this to you
[utube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPd_Ktr7FWk&feature=related[/utube]

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