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My Trunk
LEON: What you gon' do with all that trunk?
LEON: All that trunk you sexy hunk?
WOLF: I'm a gon' make make make you drunk
WOLF: Worshippin' my beefy trunk
WOLF: My trunk
WOLF: My trunk my trunk my trunk
WOLF: My trunk my trunk my trunk
WOLF: My beefy wolfy trunk
WOLF: Check it out

LEON: He drives the fellas crazy
LEON: He does it on the daily
LEON: He doesn't treat us nicely
LEON: We LIKE it when he's FEISTY
LEON: Chains and purple leather
LEON: We're under the weather
LEON: Starin' what he's wearin'
LEON: He's a wild stallion in my eyes
LEON: All the guys are gawkin'
LEON: They love to watch him walk in
LEON: Leather pants, open vest
LEON: Anything to show his chest
LEON: When our team is hidin'
LEON: My temperature keeps risin'
LEON: And so I keep on sizin'
LEON: And hope he's realizin'

LEON: My love
LEON: My love my love my love
LEON: I love to watch that hunk
LEON: That hunk that hunk that hunk
LEON: That hunk O'Donnell

PANTHER: Powalski's steamin'
LEON: (Oh) Steamin' at that perfect body
LEON: O'Donnell's such a hottie
PANTHER: Powalski's dreamin'
LEON: (Oh) Dreamin' that he wants to use me
LEON: Abuse me

LEON: What you gon' do with all that beef?
LEON: All that ripplin' muscly beef?
WOLF: I'm a gon' get get get your teeth
WOLF: Get your teeth sunk in my beef
LEON: What you gon' do with all that chest?
LEON: All that chest inside your shirt?
WOLF: I'm a gon' make make make you hurt
WOLF: Make you hurt make you hurt

PANTHER: Wolf's a good friend, I swear to him my duty
PANTHER: Leon has talent, though he's so fruity
KRYSTAL: You are one to talk, you have other lovers
KRYSTAL: You're gay like the others
KRYSTAL: All the Star Wolf men are gay
PANTHER: That's not accurate to say
KRYSTAL: Sure, my boyfriend goes BOTH ways
PANTHER: But I'm still your boyfriend, right?

WOLF: The fanboys wanna frisk me
WOLF: They know O'Donnell's frisky
WOLF: They're always hastin' after me
WOLF: Chasin' after me
WOLF: Tryin' to feel my trunk trunk
WOLF: Want some of this hunk hunk
WOLF: You can look but I'll decide
WOLF: If you push it I will tan your hide
WOLF: You'll wish you had died
LEON: Gotta see that
LEON: I can't wait to see that
PANTHER: Wait, do you want to SEE that?
PANTHER: Or do you want to BE that?
KRYSTAL: This is so ANNOYING
KRYSTAL: I'm heading out

(This has been a parody of My Humps, and has been written to be intentionally bad and campy. If you have laughed your ass off, or even just winced, cringed or groaned, then this has been a success. :3 I hope you enjoyed it.)

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What is your favorite game soundtrack?
Probably Star Fox SNES. I love Hajime Hirasawa's music, but I loathe Hajime Wakai's music.

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Did anyone notice Leon painted his nails? XD

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Anyone want to see more? :3

Good News, Everyone!
It's a suppository.

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I post more if I see another response. :3

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Ahh, a response. Now I can post four more. :3

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These were random. They just happened to all be Falco.

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Okay, I read the rules...and I will just use my best judgment. :3 This is probably something I should do in random order, to mix things up.

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