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Letters from Beauty Bomber
Topic Started: Jun 13 2013, 04:26 PM (682 Views)
Robo
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Dear Tourists,
   
    First of all, fuck you for not being able to read my confessional. I've already written down a lot of my thoughts but for you to be aware of them, I have to do it again. But I guess it's not entirely your fault that you don't have permission to view the confessionals. You're all lucky that I'm feeling generous today.

    I may be a robot, but I can't read minds and I don't quite know what you all expect out of these letter, but I suppose a good place to start would be to talk about my tribe. Tron Bonne is my girl! OMG, I love her to pieces right now and I hope that I can go far with her because I ADORE that chick. GLaDOS is another fun gal. Her manner of talking and her sense of humor are both a bit quirky but she grows on you. Let's just say that the girls on Sirena are far superior to the boys. Boys are gross! Clank proposed an alliance to me in his first PM so he clearly doesn't have strong social graces, but he at least proposed an alliance with me and the other two superior females, so he's at least aware of our superiority, so good for him. R.O.B. is such a depressing sack of shit I can't even and ClapTrap's communication devices are clearly damaged. If Sirena ever loses (and let's face it, we're not going to lose much because we're amazing), ClapTrap and R.O.B. are going to be the first to go.

    As for the other tribes, the Animals tribe is so adorable EXCEPT for Kuntress McCloud. I hope that bitch gets raped. But forget about her. The rest of the Animals tribe is awesome! Teddy's so adorable and I just want to squeeze him and hold him and do all sorts of things to him! (No, not those kind of things you sick perverts, I'm a chaste angel). Kazooie, too! Kazooie and Teddy on the same tribe almost make want to die of cuteness overload! But I'm not actually going to die because I'm here to win.  :P 

    The humans are such borewhores and the quicker they're dispatched of, the better. Seriously, it's a struggle to even remember all of their names and the ones who even talk absolutely SUCK.

    Well, that's really all I have for you. If you want more than TOO FUCKING BAD. Hack into my confessional if you want. Maybe I'll write you some more letters later. MAYBE. Don't get greedy.






Sincerely yours,

~Beauty Bomber~
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Try to vote me off before the merge NOW. Go on. Just try it.

R.I.P. Sirena
6/12/13-6/18/13

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Tourist Zaki
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Zakigoddess, Queen of the Tourists
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Bitchy Bomber :wub:
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Bitches don't know 'bout CreamangelXZakigoddess.
"THAKNS :D" ~Creamangel

RIP GLaDOS
zaki for best lurker plz <3
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Tourist Akuma
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I guess she does know how to c/p?

I'm liking her all in all, except for her Krystal hate :rolleyes: But that was a nice update.
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Tourist Panther
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Panther thinks he is in love. :wub: Posted Image
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Every juror has bad traits and I will express that when it comes to it and there's no fucking way I'm doing the second because there's nothing good to say about you because you're a RETARDED WEAK BITTER ASSHOLE.
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Tourist Peach
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Your true Queen
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@BB you are my fanfav, keep being fucking amazing :wub:
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Tourist King Boo
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Rooting so hard for this bitch rn. :wub:
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Tourist Akuma
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I like her but she has a major stick up her ass about Krystal <_<
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Tourist Zaki
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Who cares? She's bitchy and fun.
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Bitches don't know 'bout CreamangelXZakigoddess.
"THAKNS :D" ~Creamangel

RIP GLaDOS
zaki for best lurker plz <3
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Tourist Akuma
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That's kinda my point about the Krystal thing though. Who cares? She only seemed to zero in on her bc she doesn`t like her shtick. She should spread the bitchiness around more and it would be a lot more fun.
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Tourist Zaki
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I could always go for more bitchiness. Bitchy Bomber :wub:
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Bitches don't know 'bout CreamangelXZakigoddess.
"THAKNS :D" ~Creamangel

RIP GLaDOS
zaki for best lurker plz <3
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Tourist Jean Grey
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This is the most detailed letter I've seen so far. I hope she does well. She seems perfectly bitchy.
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Seven days since last Dark Phoenix Eruption
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Bulbasaur
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Dear Tourists,

These fucking people on this fucking island, oh my word. So, I finally sent ClapTrap another message, basically bitching at him for never responding to the message I sent him opening night. But this time he actually replies! Too bad his reply SUCKED. He just said that he didn't respond because he didn't know what to say, but he ended the PM with a smiley face so that makes it okay. OH WAIT NO IT DOESN'T. So it's going to be really fucking hilarious if our tribe loses a challenge because either R.O.B. or him is getting kicked to the curb and if it's him then Frank's going to get to have a party in all of those stupid threads he's making right now. Like wtf, the humans suck but they're not worthy of that kind of attention. rolleyes.gif

And then there's Kuntress McCloud. She and I came to a truce. But I'm actually trying to help her now. I made her a Love Thread, because I think maybe if she hears some positive reinforcement she won't be such a huge jealous cunt all the time. happy.gif

Tron Bonne and GLaDOS are still my two favorite people, and we've got a femalliance going and it's HOT. We've got Clank wrapped up too so we have a majority, so I'm basically set until the inevitable tribe swap, where the hosts will probably rig it so I'm on a tribe with Kuntress McCloud. But maybe my thread will have worked and she won't be such a cunt by then, and I can retire that nickname.

I hope you all are having fun watching and I'll keep doing my bestest!





Sincerely yours,
~Beauty Bomber~
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Another amazing update. She is giving GlaDOS a run for her money as Panther's favorite. Posted Image
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Every juror has bad traits and I will express that when it comes to it and there's no fucking way I'm doing the second because there's nothing good to say about you because you're a RETARDED WEAK BITTER ASSHOLE.
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Tourist Zaki
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More Bitchy Bomber plz :wub:
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"THAKNS :D" ~Creamangel

RIP GLaDOS
zaki for best lurker plz <3
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Tourist Jean Grey
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She is amazing. I love how bitchy she is. I'd think even Dark Phoenix would be amazed by her.
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Seven days since last Dark Phoenix Eruption
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