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Krystal's Opening Speech
Topic Started: Jul 7 2013, 08:05 PM (200 Views)
Krystal McCloud
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Why hello jurors and wow has it been a long fucking journey and this game has been so fabulous and fun and now one of us is soon going to win and I'm going to explain why it should be me Krystal McCloud.

I came into this game to portray myself as a dumb slut who all she wants is a big fat cock in her mouth and really that was only one bit of my personality that was portrayed in this game. I always kept a close strategic side by me and that was used whenever I had too so because you can't just have fun and clearly I had to fucking work to survive.

It all started off on Bianco where I was quickly there to find my friends and we all set up a lovely little alliance and had a clear dead set target and we fucking accomplished that goal and were the last tribe to have someone eliminated which was fucking great.

Swap then came around and I was the main target as people were really quick to form groups to get the animals out which were me and Bowsie and none of us settled for this we put up a fight and didn't settle down and got ourselves out of a mess and I was one of the ruling members on Ricco which was cute and got two threats out.

Merge time came and it was a fucking scatter with blindsides going all over the shot with bitches going left, right and center and I may have not been one for majority voters and I had no intention of doing that and I always kept my word at merge (which you can't say the other ladies did.) And I kept on surviving through and I may have not been a challenge threat but surviving all of those tribals can stand for something right? I may have been called useless but I used allies and fought for my place and tried my fucking hardest in everything I did.

Sure I fucked up and did some stupid shit but I never broke a single promise and regardless of what people say, I know deep down that I did achieve that.

I never acted like a little kid when things got bad and kept a level head and always acted like a fighter.

Jurors I am not going to suck you're cunts because I'm not like that so fire away any questions you have about me and I will answer with my honest and truthful opinion and action.

You all thought I was a useless slut who could be annoying but I played heartily and never broke any promises at all and I am going to keep true to that in my answers given to you by the jury.

I do not expect votes from certain people and I don't want them and I'd love votes from people I feel prefer me over the others.

Thanks guys and well done Kazooie ans Sylvia you played great <333
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Congratulations Krystal on somehow getting this far. Because I have no idea how you bumblefucked your way this far with your awful PMs. I used to dread my inbox flashing up when I knew you were the only one online. No matter how strategical a PM I had sent you before no doubt your reply would read something like;Posted Image

Oh HAI gurl HAI!! <333 SO wassup coochie-coo with the next vote??

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I couldn't bear them. They always came across as fake and as transparent as your relentless pandering to the Jury.

Yet here you are, stating your big claim to fame is how you never broke your word! And how you kept your strategical game close to your slutty chest. Yay for you. Gj. I mean it. [sarcasm self-test complete] It's very easy to keep your strategical game hidden when there is nothing to hide.

So tell me. How did you get this far. Strategically.

What did you personally do to get yourself to the end. Because from where I'm sitting, you were just dragged along and protected by bigger players on all sides. Players who booted the likes of R.O.B. and Chris because for whatever reason, they were seen as a worse player to sit beside at the end than you
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Krystal McCloud
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Um I did try and play stratefically but I didn't overplay because I didn't fucking need too.

When I found out that I was the boot on NuRicco I reacted immediately and put up a fight and got you, me and Bowser into a safe alliance and then blindsided Frank's ass which was really my idea tbh.

I then made sure that everyone was ready and I recruited more people and then came up PERSONALLY with the idea to boot Clank and what the fuck happened? Clank got booted.

Merge was pear-shaped but eventually my voting R.O.B finally prevailed and he was voted out and then from then on in I fought my way to the final three trying the hardest I fucking could.

Idc with the way I act, I'M THAT TYPE OF GURL. Social play is the best and I made with friends and allies by my side and that is the truth of the matter and although I made it with the who I thought I would, I don't go around portraying myself as a mastermind like Sylvia and Kazooie are because I don't need that bullshit.

Hay-Ho you dislike my bubbly attidude but whatevia I just want to make points heard and I don't do it in a boring cunty way.
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Clank
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Hello Krystal. We meet again...

Wait a minute, you said you didnt backstab anyone? Wow. Im surprised a slut like you is this forgetable. we had an alliance and you backstabbed me so you are a liar. Pure Lies about "keeping my word"

Also, I don't think people understand this but, your social game was very poor. Sure, being a cunt who only wanted to have sex made you seem like a bimbo, which you were, but it was very stale. Sure, you were nice, but it was as fake as tofu chicken. Sure, you kept your word...to everyone except me so you lied about not backstabbing anyone and "keeping your word". So, really, you're the goat in this final 3. But don't worry Krystal, you could still get my vote. But you have to complete my tasks.

TASK 1- Be real. Complain about every single jury member except me, and make a paragraph about the negative traits of each juror (8 paragraphs total, cuz I know you can't do math)

TASK 2- Kiss up to me. In the Fallen Comrades, you bashed me for "taking" something from you when in actuality, you LET me do that task. So, for your second task, write an essay (5 paragraphs, Im not letting you try math yet) about all of the positive traits about me, with an intro and a conclusion (the intro and conclusion count as 2/5) because it isn't fair that you bash ME when I don't deserve half of it.

Those are your tasks so chop chop. And those chopping noises are me cutting off your middle fingers so you can't give me the middle finger. This is what you get for backstabbing Clank. >:)
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Krystal McCloud
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Wow, you're a bitter little cunt aren't you? I can't believe something as awful and retarded as you came up with a little bitter ass speech with a load of bullshit that comes with it ^_^ I never promised to keep you and also I would've taken that task back but knowing you're pissy bitter ass ways because you're THAT useless.

So you want you're little retarded tasks? Well fuck off. Every juror has bad traits and I will express that when it comes to it and there's no fucking way I'm doing the second because there's nothing good to say about you because you're a RETARDED WEAK BITTER ASSHOLE.

So fuck off ttyn
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Clank
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Krystal McCloud,Jul 7 2013
08:51:15 PM
Wow, you're a bitter little cunt aren't you? I can't believe something as awful and retarded as you came up with a little bitter ass speech with a load of bullshit that comes with it ^_^ I never promised to keep you and also I would've taken that task back but knowing you're pissy bitter ass ways because you're THAT useless.

So you want you're little retarded tasks? Well fuck off. Every juror has bad traits and I will express that when it comes to it and there's no fucking way I'm doing the second because there's nothing good to say about you because you're a RETARDED WEAK BITTER ASSHOLE.

So fuck off ttyn

I'm not surprised Krystal. After all, I should've known a bimbo like you would be this idiotic as to just lose a whole ton of votes.
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Krystal, tell me what you really think about me. no bullshit.
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Ashley Williams,Jul 8 2013
12:19:33 AM
Krystal, tell me what you really think about me. no bullshit.

Gurl I find you to be funny and were one of people I was excited to interact with on the merged tribe but before I felt a little irritated by the fact you kept on having a boring shtick with the animal thing and sometimes you were quite rude. But I really liked you Ashley and I was sad to see you go.
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Krystal McCloud
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Clank,Jul 7 2013
09:02:04 PM
Krystal McCloud,Jul 7 2013
08:51:15 PM
Wow, you're a bitter little cunt aren't you? I can't believe something as awful and retarded as you came up with a little bitter ass speech with a load of bullshit that comes with it ^_^ I never promised to keep you and also I would've taken that task back but knowing you're pissy bitter ass ways because you're THAT useless.

So you want you're little retarded tasks? Well fuck off. Every juror has bad traits and I will express that when it comes to it and there's no fucking way I'm doing the second because there's nothing good to say about you because you're a RETARDED WEAK BITTER ASSHOLE.

So fuck off ttyn

I'm not surprised Krystal. After all, I should've known a bimbo like you would be this idiotic as to just lose a whole ton of votes.

No, just you're vote. And besides why would I answer you're retarded ass because you'll probably take the information and shove it up R.O.B's asshole just like with you're PIN SIZED DICK!
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