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Topic Started: Jun 1 2012, 12:26 AM (313 Views)
Dr. Donovan
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Greetings, fellow coworkers! I am the official doctor of this cruise ship and I am excited to be working with you all.

Now, I trust you all to be professional (I know I am, I have my doctorate with me to prove it!) and I already know that this cruise will run smoothly and we will all have a great time on board!

My name is Doctor Dominic Donovan but you can all call me Doc Dom, or even DoDo since that's how my nieces call me. Like the silly extinct birds haha! I love my nieces :wub:

It seems like some of you are already messaging me for appointments, but that will sadly have to wait a bit since I need some time to settle in. But I will answer all your queries in the morning. :)

And if it's your first time working on such a big ship and you are feeling anxious, never fear! With this doctor at your service, everyone here will make it safe and sound ;)
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Stefan the Magnificent
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Free up your schedule for tomorrow night DoDo. In fact we may need a couple docs on duty.
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Doug Smiley
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Hey diddums,

Only thing I gotta say is that I'm very uh... busy some days ya catch my drift? I reckon i'll hardly show up on friday night's but other than that i'm 8 different kinds of ready fer this whole thang.

Some call me Mr. Smiley, others call me Doug. Some make up nicknames fer me, I don't rightly mind. Call me whatever makes ya feel pretty.
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Oskar
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Hello my comrades! I make good food for eat, yes? If any of you want some nice cooked food give me rubels and I make fast.

One rule: no eating haddock fish. Remind me too much of Khruschev that son of a bitch!
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Elektra
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I'm Elektra and I am here to make sure that all of Oskar's delicious food doesn't make you fat! Exercise is a great way to keep your mind off this hell we are currently in but stay strong people, we will be able to get through this!
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Doug Smiley
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Considering most of us're gonna die, wouldn't it be better to start fattening up so we can survive these cold waters while waiting for other helicopters?

I know I've already started packing on the pounds. Keep 'em coming Oskar!
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Dr. Donovan
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We are not going to die. :rolleyes: You cannot use that farce as an excuse to neglect your Health, Doug! We are all fine. :)
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Oskar
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Elektra,13:56:30 - June 1st
2012
I'm Elektra and I am here to make sure that all of Oskar's delicious food doesn't make you fat! Exercise is a great way to keep your mind off this hell we are currently in but stay strong people, we will be able to get through this!

You need to eat and plump up like shetland pony! You're all skin and bones. For 40 rubels I'll give you nice steak dinner yes, maybe some creme fraiche?
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Dr. Donovan,14:09:11 - June 1st
2012
We are not going to die. :rolleyes: You cannot use that farce as an excuse to neglect your Health, Doug! We are all fine.  :)


We won't if we start eating like there's no tomorrow B)

Oskar,14:10:45 - June 1st
2012
Elektra,13:56:30 - June 1st
2012
I'm Elektra and I am here to make sure that all of Oskar's delicious food doesn't make you fat! Exercise is a great way to keep your mind off this hell we are currently in but stay strong people, we will be able to get through this!

You need to eat and plump up like shetland pony! You're all skin and bones. For 40 rubels I'll give you nice steak dinner yes, maybe some creme fraiche?


I'll take 3. s'long as they're 'fraiche' from the kitchen hahahaha.

I'm a comedian.
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Oskar
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You funny man Doug. When I with Red Army fighting Germans in the winter we had funny guy too. A bayonet ripped his head in two. That was no funny.
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Dr. Donovan
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Oskar, you are only 61. That anecdote seems highly questionable.
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Stefan the Magnificent
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I don't trust what these coast guards tell us in terms of how old we all are. I've been hearing conflicting age stories from many of you. I don't put my faith in anyone who plays a game with people's lives at stake. Plus Oskar looks at least 80 to me. Perhaps it's the harsh Russian winters.
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Oskar
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Dr. Donovan,14:46:49 - June 1st
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Oskar, you are only 61. That anecdote seems highly questionable.

Like Danny Almonte I lie about my age.
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Commander Crunch
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I should change Oskar's occupation to "Obscure Reference Maker."
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Elektra
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No, my age is correct!
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