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Topic Started: Apr 25 2012, 05:48 AM (376 Views)
Wordweaver_three
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...I don't even see any evidence of anybody ever having sex in Harkovast. No children running around, no barefoot pregnant mothers, nobody carrying around any newborns. Nobody is stepping on toys, tripping over big wheels, or putting up with a huge tantrum in the middle of the market.

So they must either all be gay or never have sex at all. Maybe every twenty years or so someone runs around and forces everyone to get it on to keep the species going.

"Whip it out and do her or I'm going to shoot you in the face!"

And half caste come from the ones that go around and are nearsighted.

"But, we're not the same-"
"I'LL SHOOT YOU!!!!"
"I'm just trying to tell you-"
"IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!!
"But-"
"NOW!!!!!"

I traded in my Harko-points for Bitcoins.

I think I got ripped off.
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Harkovast
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On the contary...
Though I did not draw special attention to it, one of Chen-Chen's friends is pregnant (the short one that enjoys getting a rise out of Shan-Zu) and in the scene where Chen-Chen and Sir Muir were past a statue (site seeing and story telling) you can see a parent and child in the background.

Sex, children and parenting are not really the focus of the comic, but they are going on.

Though, by weird coincidence...the system you describe is surprisingly close to how the priests of the west organise things....
"The details escape me right now." -Sir Muir on life.
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A 2mm tall silhouette of a child and a chick that probably looks sorta preggers when she's not.

Still though, rural folks tend to have gobs of kids. The Tsung-Dao seem pretty rural to me.

Now I'm curious how the Tsung-Dao perform the act. Since they're so, um, prudish, I'm guessing it's a bedsheet with a hole cut in it type of thing.

Though probably it's some sort of ritualistic turkey baster with no real act involved.
I traded in my Harko-points for Bitcoins.

I think I got ripped off.
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Wordweaver: the kids are at school. Dan's right, Chen-Chen's friend is visibly quite pregnant. I suppose we'll have to George Lucas this, eh Hark, and add in the little children after the fact. Throngs of them! :rolleyes:
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p.s. the fan art section is crying out for Tsung Dao sex scenes.
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The page explaining half-castes has an infant in it (if that page is still up), and there was one panel somewhere that had a child in the background holding a doll. It might have been one of the pages with the Ano-Chee, I can't find it but I distinctly remember it.
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...I don't even see any evidence of anybody ever having sex in Harkovast.
You mean, Harkovast is like The Elder Scrolls, where sex and children only happen in supplementary material?
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Harkovast
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If you are all asking me to draw you furry porn....the answer is no.
Its not like you need me to do it for you, this is the internet!
Use google you deviants!
"The details escape me right now." -Sir Muir on life.
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I'm offended Hark! At any point did I say "we want furry porn?", or even hint at anything regarding sex?

You can blame Mrs. Vast before me, I am immaculate!
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Second that. No one mentioned porn. It was all in your mind. :D
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No, Wordweaver and Mrs. Vast did, but the rest of us are free of blame.
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Mrs Vast
Apr 25 2012, 05:17 PM
p.s. the fan art section is crying out for Tsung Dao sex scenes.

That seems like a green light to me.
I traded in my Harko-points for Bitcoins.

I think I got ripped off.
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RED LIGHT!!!!
RED LIGHT!!!!


"The details escape me right now." -Sir Muir on life.
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Mrs Vast
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha why Mister Vast, what is the problem? I think any kind of Tsung Dao porn would be acceptable since they all have sex under sheets, right????
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Don't worry, Mrs. Vast, we'll wear him down eventually.
I traded in my Harko-points for Bitcoins.

I think I got ripped off.
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