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God Hates Goths...and other things,; ...
Topic Started: Nov 5 2009, 10:52 PM (32 Views)
Elseb
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Not sure if this has ever been posted but i came across http://www.godhatesgoths.com/ which was posted on a Morrissey forum and it's bizarre!! When you get a spare ten minutes have a look around the website. It's soooooo odd. :blink:
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Just had a quick scim through it and that is odd. I'm of no religion. Christians these days...
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QUESTION : You say all Goths are freaks, perverts and homosexuals. Well my son is a Goth, but he is a decent kid who has a girlfriend. They seem like very happy and well adjusted teenagers.

ANSWER : You may not realize it, but you have just hit the nail on the head. They seem like well adjusted teenagers. Yes, your son may indeed have a girlfriend, and everything may seem normal to you. But do you monitor his every move? NO! Because I would be willing to bet that when you are not around he gets up to all sorts of sick twisted perversions. He probably has 2 or 3 male friends who anally rape him on a regular basis. He also probably drinks babies blood, and engages in orgies with animals, some of whom will be dead. His girlfriend is probably having lesbian sex with many of her so-called harmless Gothic friends also. ALL Goths are deviants. Make no mistake - your son is in very real danger here.


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Before any of you get offended, let me just state that God does NOT hate ALL women - just the vast majority. I estimate that on average 99.999% of ALL women born today are heading straight to Hell. The truth is that so many women are turning from God, and ignoring important Bible teachings about how they should act, how they should dress, how they should know their places.



The evils of Feminism, Woman's Liberation, Womans Rights and similar Nazi Organizations have filled so many of their silly little heads with pipe-dreams and nonsense, that many women foolishly believe their dreams are actually important. When women should be at home looking after the kids, many are out earning a living they have no rights to pursue, while their children suffer and their husbands are left unattended to. And even worse, Feminist lies and deceptions are one of the main reasons for the high divorce rates we are seeing today.



I recently received a letter from some dumb brainwashed woman who had left her husband and taken his children away from him, because of these sick feminist lies.


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"God created man in his own image" Genesis 1:27

Many of my followers have asked me, 'if God made all men perfect and in his own image, then where do retards come from?' While this answer is fairly straight-forward to a learned man of the Bible, it sickens me to the very pit of my stomach that some pathetic people have the nerve to suggest that God actually created these filthy limbless monsters. They say to me 'How did God get it so wrong?', like these wretched creatures have anything to do with him. It's utterly offensive to even suggest that God, in his infinite wisdom, would create something as loathsome and repulsive a a spastic child. So let me tell you exactly where these disgusting beasts come from. They are the seed of Hell itself.

From the first book of the Holy Bible, Genesis, which deals with the creation of the Earth, the birth of man, and the banishment of Lucifer and his Demons to Earth.


'The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when the sons of God [Fallen Angels - Demons] came unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them.' Genesis 6:4

And there it is. During the early days of the Earth we find out exactly where retards come from. They are the product of Demons raping women. The spawn of Satan. Half-demon children with spastic retardation and other defects. And the Bible goes on to teach that these filthy Demon half-breeds created hate and disorder. Turning man against man, until the World was full of evil and wickedness. And it made God weep.

'And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. The LORD was sorry that He had made man on the earth, and He was grieved in His heart.And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for I am sorry that I have made them.' Genesis 6:6-8

Of course, you will ask what proof do we have that retards today are the descendants of those filthy half-Demon hybrids that caused the destruction of mankind? That they have the same blood running through their twisted limbs as the Demons cast out of Heaven? Well let me remind you of your original question. If God is so perfect then why would he create a retard? I think the answer is in the question. He wouldn't. These creatures are the spawn of Hell, and anyone who suggests otherwise is not only insulting me, he is insulting God.



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This is just three quotes i took of that site, This is surely a sick joke? :huh:
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I'm the best at what I do.....Bub.
....... Or somebody with extremist christian beliefs.
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DISCLAIMER : The Godhatesgoths website, Parents Against Goth Movement and Gods Hammer Baptist Church are complete works of fiction. It is a satire/parody. When you use godhatesgoths.com you are agreeing and consenting to our terms and conditions of use which we, at our sole discretion, may change in any way at any time. Furthermore we do not guarantee that any of the materials or articles or content on this site will contain no errors, nor that they will be accurate in the slightest. Nor do we state that we agree in anyway with any of the content or views or beliefs within these articles, or with the fictional views of the fictional character Rev RG Green, or any of his fictional followers or fictional members of his fictional Church. This site is meant to be viewed as black humor, parody and satire on very real people and organisations out there, who DO think goth and metal is the devil's music. For more information on people who really are speaking out against rock and goth music please view our resources section. For our complete terms and conditions please email us, and we will be pleased to supply them in full. Thank you and i hope you enjoy our site.


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I'm the best at what I do.....Bub.
Wow, ok never mind then. :P

They pull it off well..... :P
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Elseb
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Aye, Theres a few controversial things on there though!
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