Rules, information, and a place to mingle.

Same True Blood channel, sometimes different times.

The Great Revelation is in the past. A great war is in your future.

The body count is about to pile up.

Russell - Sophie-Anne - Andy - Lafayette

Eric - Nora - Arlene - Jason

Bill - Warlow - Holly - Maryann

Jessica - Nan - Sarah - Tara

Pam - Steve - Alcide - Sookie

Confined to the basement of the Authority for now...

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Fully stocked and definitely overpriced.

The body count is about to pile up.

A place for people to come, sit down, and not have to dance.

The body count is about to pile up.

"We did this. We turned the world against us. There's no one left to protect us."
Winner! (6-2)

"The bond between a vampire and his maker is stronger than you can imagine. Perhaps one day you'll find out."
Runner-Up (2-6)

"But now that I have been blessed with the gift of immortality, I finally have the strength to say it. I'm a gay vampire American. And I love you, Jason Stackhouse."
Moon Goddess Emporium - 1-0
3rd Place - Eighth Juror

"Holy shit gentleman. Do not tell me you'd put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress!"
Moon Goddess Emporium - 1-0
4th Place - Seventh Juror

"The god who comes demands his sacrifice! Where is Sam Merlotte?"
Moon Goddess Emporium - 2-0
5th Place - Sixth Juror

"Is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on?"
Moon Goddess Emporium - 3-0
6th Place - Fifth Juror

"People thought I was crazy, 'cause I thought I saw a pig!"
Moon Goddess Emporium - 4-0
7th Place - Fourth Juror

"Oh please, give me an excuse to kill the both of you! Or hell, why not all of you? I am 3,000 years old! I am stronger than all of you combined!"
Moon Goddess Emporium - 3-2
8th Place - Third Juror

"Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible or the Constitution."
Moon Goddess Emporium - 5-1
9th Place - Second Juror

"I play by a different set of rules now, Sookie!"
Fangtasia - 6-0
Moon Goddess Emporium - 7-0
10th Place - First Juror

"The darkness in me; it battles with the light every second of my being."
Moon Goddess Emporium - (Removed)
11th Place

"I am many things but sweet ain't one of them."
Moon Goddess Emporium - 6-3
12th Place

"Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever... DIE FUCKERS!!!"
Moon Goddess Emporium - 7-2
12th Place

"I can barely remember the last time I wasn't in danger. Danger, it's a fact of life for me."
Merlotte's - 3-0
14th Place

"I have proof. Scentific. People are far dumber than they realize."
Fangtasia - 5-0
14th Place

"No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can just turn around and kick you right in the nutsack."
Merlotte's - 4-0
16th Place

"I'm sorry you fell in love with a serial killer, alright, but honestly, who here hasn't?"
Merlotte's - 5-0
17th Place

"You realize I'm a witch, right? My kids are delinquents? I live in a motel?"
Merlotte's - 6-0
18th Place

"Oh, don't get it twisted honeycone. I'm a survivor first, capitalist second and a whole bunch of shit after that. But a hooker dead last! So if I've got even a Jew at an Al Qaeda pep rally's shot at getting my black ass up out of this motherfucker I'm taking it!"
Merlotte's - 6-1
19th Place

"And I'm sorry to compromise your manhood like this, but hell hath no fury like a vampire queen broke."
Fangtasia - 6-1
19th Place

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