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Pam & Steve
Topic Started: Jan 9 2014, 10:46 PM (2,215 Views)
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Cheers to our two retards being dead.
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Fine, don't cheers with me you fucking idiot. I thought the occasion called for a celebration, but maybe your hard-on for Jason heightens your opinion of all things Stackhouse.

Anyway, what the fuck is this 5PM shit tomorrow? I assume it would just be a merge, but if it was, why would he make us show up on a Friday instead of just merging us tonight? I feel like something else is up, but I have no fucking idea what it could be. Maybe a swap, but I doubt it. Maybe we'll have another round and then merge? That would be really stupid too. He could have just thrown in an extra double instead of making us show up on Friday. But we might as well prepare for whatever it is just in case.

I think we should cut Jessica next if we lose. I think she stands a good chance of flipping, which I know is a minimal problem anyway given the boring format. The idiot will never win a challenge, so we'd just have to make sure we pick her last from our tribe, so she couldn't pick her secret group over us. I'm sure she sees the writing on the wall though. She can't be that naive and retarded. Nan was put out of line against Bill, and everyone assured the bitch she was fine and it had to be someone, and then she left unanimously at the next vote. I'm sure Jessica feels on the outs now that she was left out in the cold too. So if we do have a round tomorrow, I think there's no doubt that she should get the fuck out.

Not to mention the cunty comment she made about arrogance earlier when I mentioned not PMing anybody all day. I don't even know if that shit was directed at me, but it seemed like a little snide comment directed at either me or maybe you. I don't tolerate that trash.

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What do you think? If we do merge tomorrow, how anti-climatic. This merge is shaping up to be basically me and you vs Jason in the challenge for Sheriff, and the winner will basically determine which tribe stays safe. Fucking Russell could do us a favor and actually show up for a challenge to stack the odds on our side.
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Well Pam, excuse me for doing my own bit of celebration. Last night was a glorious night in the Newlin household. I put on Mamma Mia and was singin my dead heart out while giving my best Meryl Streep impersonation. I really truwely was the dancing queen last night.

As for the 5PM nonsense, I am thinking its just a delayed merge in which case I am more than happy with since it beats messaging new people at midnight. How nice of the Authority to have mercy on us. I was also only half joking about a possible return thing going on since people were active on the lurker bar last night. I dont see Roman using one of those but coming back from the dead is a very vampire thematic twist. If so, spank my ass and call me Charlie.

I dont think we are booting anyone but I agree with Jessica being the next to go. No way on God's green Earth does she not flip to Sarah and Tara after this. At first I thought she would be OK with it but she was crying emoting me to hell and back during the voting period about Nan going. She knows she in a precarious position. I dont trust Warlow one iota either! He was putting on the "Fangtasia needs to stick together" a bit too much after the round. Hes sneaky.

Well Pam perhaps you should read yourself some of the Holy Bible because the verse I referenced has to do with arrogance. Maybe its trash to you but its a great piece of world literature. Has there ever been a more powerful book in terms of influence?

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Jessica doesnt worry me though. She is playing for her jury spot and thats it. Your summation of how the merge is going to pan out makes perfect sense. Sarah is apparently good too and she has been behind Jason so itll be a showdown between us four. Russell claims to be a challenge phenomenon but I have yet to be impressed. Ive saved him three times now and he needs to pay me back. I thought he was supposed to be the dominant one in our relationship? And now you wonder why I lust for Stackhouse.
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Someone or some people are definitely coming back. Theres been a handful of losers on both times I checked to see if I had any PMs today. -_-
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BILL? BILL? You have got to be kidding me.
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What the fuck ever. He can go as soon as we deal with Jason and Sarah.
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Bill coming back is a fucking joke. Luckily I still have him blocked from messaging me so it's not an extra person that I have to waste my time speaking to. I feel like speaking to anyone from the other tribe is a waste of time, because we all know how this shit is going to pan out. Me, you, or Russell will win the challenge, Jason will play his item, and we'll throw Sarah out of line and Maryann or Andy will probably not get picked. Or Jason will win the challenge and it will be me or you thrown out of line most likely. I'm not worried though. We would hopefully have the votes to keep whoever Jason throws out of line, unless Jessica is a fucktard.

I don't think there's any question that Jason and Sarah need to be our first priority. Especially with this double shit where the second place person is Sheriff as well. Fuck that. I will not be taken out of this game by that fucking jacked up toddler with an IQ lower than an infant. Once we get them out, we can do whatever. Andy, Bill, Tara, Maryann, I don't care. Any of them. I know you has some fucking love affair with that retard, but you'd better be prepared to cut his throat as soon as possible. Because it needs to be done.
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Boring Bill is the worst thing that could have happened to this game. What does he even add? He bitched and moaned about not liking the theme and not putting in any effort, but yet here is....back in the fucking blood? This is just the worst possible outcome from an entertainment perspective. So now we will have to hear about how he was mistreated and forced to flip to the other side. Blah blah blah. I reckon we get rid of him as soon as we get the big dogs out of the way because hes just a waste.

Not surprinsingly, I am underwhelmed with the others so far. Tara is just a nightmare and if I hear one more baby vampire joke, I may just bleed a bitch out. I did ask her about Sookie though and she was a really big bitch about it. I dont care if she is your stupid pet, progeny, pussy eat, whatever....but what a disloyal rag if I ever saw one.

As far as Jason is concerned, if he was so willing to throw his sister out of line, I dont think you need to worry about me doing what needs to be done. Im in love, not stupid.
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Bothersome Boring Bill has already been overplaying since coming back, promising pretty much everyone everything like this is Big Brother or some shit. Marryann already threw him under the bus to me. I'm not going to bash him to anyone on Merlotte's because he is literally the biggest goat south of the Mason Dixon Line. That just makes them want to keep him more if they all know we despise the daylight out of him and drag him to the end. Keep up what you're doing since he is not shy on his hatred of you, but I'm going to tone it down and not give them any more leverage. He needs to be first priority after we do the obvious.
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I haven't even mentioned his name to anyone other than you, Eric, Russell, and Nora. He isn't worth my breath. I don't really give a shit if he's going around saying how much he hates me. As if that's going to make those hicks want me out anymore than they already do? They'll throw me out of line regardless, so let that loser say whatever the fuck he wants to say. I won't lose any sleep over it.

I agree that he should go after we take out the other trash. Russell is scared that he's going to go on some challenge run or some shit, and I don't really know where he gets that from. But whatever. After Jason and Sarah are gone, we can take him out. With any luck tomorrow will be a double so we could possibly be rid of that retard by Monday.
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In the event that somehow you and Jason end up as the two sheriffs, I hope you consider asking Eric to release you from your duties as his progeny for at least a round. And if two of us get in the top spots, I assume we are out for Sarah first obviously but than Tara as well?
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Do you mean that I shouldn't pick Eric in that scenario? Do you think I'm retarded? If it ends up with me and Jason as Sheriff's, obviously I will pick you and you'd better fucking pick me in the same scenario if you're Sheriff with Jason. Because whichever one of us isn't Sheriff, he'll throw out of line. We're the only two competent enough to have won a challenge on Fangtasia, and those idiots know it. You and I are the two in the biggest danger tonight. So yes I'd pick you, and Eric can play his item, sorry Eric. But you're more valuable in this format than he is, now that challenge wins actually matter and could be life or death.

Since Jason is safe tonight no matter what :rolleyes: my preference of which idiots I'd want to leave would be Sarah first, then Bill, then Tara. Russell seems so adamant that Bill is a secret challenge whore that I'm starting to believe he knows something that I don't. And it's starting to sink into my brain so I'd rather just take him out if we get the chance.
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My my, Russell is stretching. If Bill was so great at challenges, he wouldnt be going to every single person in this game proposing they work together and begging them to choose him like a sewer rat. He actually had the audacity to tell me to pick him tonight so he could be the one to choose Russell and "prove" his loyalty. And then he also told the same to Eric about Nora. Hes an incompetent moron. He also knew he was one of our early targets the first round and didnt seem so impressive in challenges then. I dont buy it.

He didnt coming back into this game by winning a challenge either. They did some stupid ranking thing and I guess he was ranked the highest or something. The humans had a majority there and couldnt even do that properly? Morons. Tara and Maryann both confirmed this is how he got back so his story there checks out. The thought of Bill winning a pure luck/social challenge does annoy me though. Him going tonight would be 100% personal for me, but I could get behind it. I do think Tara is more of a social threat and could convince people to flip more than him.

Do YOU think Im retarded? George W Bush came from the great state of Texas and went to Yale. Have you little faith? Of course I would choose you.
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My my, nice work. Its about time Russell pays me back.
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Tonight is going to be perfect.
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