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Here Comes the Sun; Eric versus Nora
Topic Started: Jan 23 2014, 09:00 PM (2,360 Views)
Andy
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Eric - quit tryin' to win me over with your gay donut. You may as well have put jelly in it, it was so fruity. Ten points deducted.

Nora - Appreciated. Brace your asshole for some long-winded speech from that ol' bitch Pam.

Ah'm satisfied and hungry.
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Oh, I've been ready for that. Thanks for the warning.
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Roman
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Back to your cage, Bellefleur.

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Roman
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Congratulations you two :<3 There isn't much I know about your games so reading the responses tonight is important for me. I enjoyed playing along both of you darlings and although I had to suffer at the bottom of the tribe, it wasn't anything different from my own tribe. Perhaps I felt a lot more welcome with you guys because we didn't start off on the wrong foot. I got as far as I did because I simply made bonds with people that ultimately were going to kill me anyway and I think I was okay with that when merge came around and we lost every challenge. I tried near the end but Pam was a wondrous challenge performer *Hand on chest*

I am however, very shocked that Eric chose Nora to come into the final two, this just makes my decision harder. Eric, I enjoyed our conversations with each other. I really did. You deserve to be in the final two but just as much as Nora. Dearest Nora, I loved our talks too and I felt as though I was connecting with you on a personal level as well. None of you were going to let me see the end of the game but I guess exchanging the pleasantries and working together for when we did helps me make this decision tonight. I can say the same thing for Eric. It'll be interesting to see who wins. Good luck both of you, I don't really have a question. :<3

Oh Dionysus, *Pours blood on chest* Take me..
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What an insightful statement.
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*I thank Maryann*
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Roman
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Yeah, she even said she doesn't have a question, so we'll move on.
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[align=center]Dearest Pamela, won't you please take your turn?

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Well, Maryann, I ultimately chose Nora because even though you personally liked her, I had felt like she connected with fewer jurors than Steve did. So if I were playing just exclusively for your vote, my love, naturally I would pick Steve, but I was looking at the bigger picture here. Duh. Nothing against Nora, I love her. But so far it seems my instincts were correct, she has not had the warmest reception. I stand by it Maryann.
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I don’t think I can put into words how utterly fucking disgusted I am to see the two of you side by side in the end. Fuck you Eric. You almost lost my vote the minute I saw your repulsive signature. What ungrateful trash you are. I am the one that dragged your beyond useless ass through this game and you honor me by putting that painfully basic bitch in your signature? You have a shitload of explaining to do tonight. Since you released me, I feel no obligation to vote for you like I once would. I obviously liked you better on a personal level, but that means next to nothing considering who you’re sitting next to. Anyway. I’ll start with her just so I can get it out of the way.

Nora
I actually have very little to say to you. You made the right move getting rid of me, because I was going to take Eric to the end over you anyway if I won the final challenge. Which I would have. What the fuck was that pathetic display last night? I was finished like a full 90 minutes ahead of y’all. It just goes to show what abhorrently useless allies all three of you were to me the entire fucking game. I do hold a special hatred for you in my heart because you and your darling little brother probably would have been merge boots if it wasn’t for Russell and I saving your worthless asses. And the repayment you gave us was voting us out seemingly without remorse. Fuck you, you ungrateful piece of dog shit. Your opening speech should have simply been a shrine to me because your sorry ass wouldn’t have gotten anywhere near the finals if it wasn’t for me taking out almost all of our competition. You can have the credit for Stackhouse. I won’t take that away from you.

As I’m writing this, I realize I don’t even know what the fuck I want to ask you. A lot of your gameplay is unknown to me because our relationship was superficial as shit, and despite being part of the same alliance, we never talked really in-depth about fucking anything outside “die Merlotte’s die.” But we both know that I couldn’t give any less of a shit what you have to say about your game. I really don’t want to hear you talk about you. So talk about me instead. Provide me the Pam shrine that you should’ve posted in your opening statement. My shrine should include at three 3 photos of me, 3 gifs of me, and should use the phrases “beautiful angel,” “only useful member of the True Authority,” and “Pam is so much better than me because...” I like to look at myself so, knock yourself out cupcake.

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Eric Northman. My maker, my love. Why do you suck? Honestly I am so frustrated that you sucked so hard in this game. We were supposed to be an amazing fucking duo that owned every lame cunt in this game and sat in the end together as Maker and Progeny. But you had to fuck it up by being possibly the most worthless player in this game. Even worse than Nora. At least she has some moves that she can claim she made. I want to vote for you tonight, but I’m having trouble justifying that vote to myself because you didn’t fucking do ANYTHING Eric. And there are so many flaws in your game that I can point out, that I will point out now, that make me question myself. Because you fucked up a ton of things, things that Nora did right.

First of all, why were you so fucking willing to do everything I said? I know this shouldn’t be a con against you, but it is. You’re my Maker, not the other way around. You should be bossing me around and I should be taking orders from you, not the other way around.

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How I wish this were true in this game. Why the fuck did you vote with me against Steve? Open your fucking eyes you idiot. Even Nora, the dumbest bitch in this game, was able to see that I was the only person in this game that Russell gave a shit about. I wasn’t going to the final 2 with you, I was going with him. At least Nora had the perceptiveness to realize it and stopped it from happening. What did you stand to gain by keeping Russell in the game, because as far as I’m concerned, the only one who had anything to gain by his extended presence in the game was me.

Another issue I have personally with you, which doesn’t extend to anyone else, is that you lied to me on my last day there. Do you think I’m a fucking idiot Eric Northman? Do you think I didn’t know that I was leaving that night in any scenario other than my winning the challenge? I’m not fucking stupid, and the fact that you continued to lie to my fucking face even when I asked you directly if you were bullshitting me. That fucking pissed me off. The thing I valued the most in my allies in this game was honesty and being upfront about shit. It was the only thing I could value, because obviously I couldn’t value your ability to get shit done. But you were my closest ally from day 1, and the fact that you wouldn’t even give me the courtesy of telling me you were voting me out that night sickens me to my very fucking core. What were you afraid of? That I’d throw you out of line? That was never going to happen no matter what your intentions were. While I may not have said this to you at the time because I didn’t want to threaten you, my asking you straight up if I was the target was a test of sorts. And I was thinking to myself, if this fucking asshole lies to me right now, he is probably losing my jury vote. I could have threatened you to tell me the truth, but I thought you’d have the decency and that you’d be less of a fucking coward. I guess I was wrong, and honestly you might have lost my vote because of it. Because in the end, what fucking use were you to me as an ally? I could never rely on you to keep me safe, so I just had to rely on your honesty, which you couldn’t even give me at the end of it all. So really in the end, you ended up being worth less than dog shit to me. Not to mention that Nora’s game is far superior to yours, and your perception of this jury is fucking embarrassing to say the least.

Anyway this shit is getting long-winded, so I’ll just ask you my official question. Please just tell me three moves you independently made in this game. And don’t say bringing Nora to the end as one of them, because literally anyone (except me because I have dignity) would have done the same shit because Steve was beating all of us. I just don’t see anything that you did in this game beside take a nice little ride on my coattails and then toss me in the trash when you were done getting dragged by me. And I’ll give you one last fuck you for being so worthless because it resulted in my never getting to use any of my amazing Eric/Pam gifs. Fucking loser.

I’m tired of wasting my energy on speaking to you both now, so just hurry the fuck up and answer my shit. I’ll be in the ladies room not giving a shit about your answers.

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Pam Swynford De Beaufort is a beautiful angel, and quite obviously the only useful member of the True Authority. The rest of us truly did suck. Pam is so much better than me, basic bitch Nora, because she can throw hella shade and give a verbal tongue-lashing like I never could. Also, she's fucking amazing in challenges and could kick my ass in anything except for the "Game of Chess" challenge. Perhaps you might call her a challenge goddess. :<3

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Oh Pam, shut the fuck up for a second and listen to me. I lied to you about you leaving? I fucking told you Steve was going to try and get you out. Don't pretend that I didn't and act like a cunt about it. I even flat out told you if I had a vote, I would have kept you. My plan for that night was something I kept to myself. I was going to vote out Nora. I knew there was no way in hell you wanted Steve to go to the finals, and so by voting out Nora it in a sense forces you to be loyal to me. I told you I would fucking keep you, but I kept that bit from you because I knew how desperate you were for Steve to go, so I did not want you tossing me out of line in hopes that Nora does that for you.

I covered this in my opening statement, but not making moves WAS my whole game. I wanted myself in that position where I didn't have to make a big move to better my position. I had you and Russell that I used as shields because I knew you both were not going to win everything, so eventually your challenge strength was going to bite you in the ass. It did. I set myself up in a position where making a move was not needed. You can sit there and say I just sat back and did everything you said, but I didn't. If anyone here can say I just sat around waiting to be told what to do in this game, they can go and get fucked. You know full well Pam that I always gave my strategic input with everything, especially when people were talking about maybe keeping in Jason Stackhouse, and I told you all how much of a dumbass move that would be. I wasn't just some pathetic whelp who did as he was told. I was trying to keep myself under the radar with everyone else because I knew the second you lose a challenge you are more than likely gone, so fuck you. Had Steve picked me to be safe at final 4, you probably stay. I was in one of the best positions in the game, and the only round I needed to win a challenge was the final 3. Don't bitch at me you little cunt for not fighting for you. I fought this game for myself. I only gave a shit about myself. Pull the stake out of your cunt and get over the fact that I was nowhere near the challenge beast you were. It ultimately kept me safe, so fuck you :<3
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Roman
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Good enough, Pam?
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Are you fucking retarded? Or did you just forget what you said in your opening statement? You were going to vote out Nora?

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After Russell had left, the 3 of us had planned on finding a way to get Pam out as soon as we felt it would be safe for us to do so. The Ungrateful Cunts was always an ideal final 3 for me because when you're pitiful in challenges, it's best to go there with people who are equally pitiful as well.


But you were going to vote out Nora?

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I highly doubted Pam was actually going to take me to final 2 because I am fairly certain she thought Nora was her best shot at winning.


But you were going to vote out Nora? When you thought I wouldn't take you to the final 2? When I obviously would've won the challenge? Are you trying to lose?

Whatever. I'm satisfied even if Nora could have integrated her pictures and gifs better to tell a better story. But I already wasted enough time with this shit. Bye.
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I meant as far as challenge performance was concerned they were ideal to go with. Now get out of my sight before I kill you!
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