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Rites of Passage
Topic Started: Aug 11 2014, 12:52 PM (89 Views)
Fiona
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Dr. Orwell
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This is great. Do more.
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Fiona
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I was going to do it on my phone but I couldn't get real sizes.
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Jerome

Jerome, I think you got brutally robbed. I liked you when we spoke and I have no idea how YOU of all people was the first one out of the cesspool known as the Carnivores. We didn't spend much time together, but I definitely believed you deserved to be around longer.[/align]
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Nero

How did you get picked over Hector? Oh yeah, for fodder and then we didn't even throw. Die.[/align]
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Count Olaf

You were a good Olaf for like two posts I guess? But then you sucked so bad they tossed you second. Lame. The game would've been better with someone else being the villain. I think I kind of ended up filling the role, and it doesn't have the same gravitas as Fiona.[/align]
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Klaus

You were an impostor. To have to have been. The real Klaus would've been better, someone with loving. But you just showed up a few times and then died anticlimacticcally. And the sisters were distraught!
You must have died before the game, and I mourn the loss of such a sweet prince.[/align]
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Pat

Yeah, uh. I got nothing. Hector really liked to I guess? Your journey was like, not even connected to mine, so... Yeah. Nice boa? Interesting choice of rep. I'm sure some people said the same for mine. But I'm not sure why Pat over Fernald or even the man with a beard by no hair or the woman with hair but no beard?[/align]
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Hector

Read the books, fucko.[/align]
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Kit Snicket

Can't say I ever thought you'd have a black background losers' avatar, Kit. You were a menace, you seemed to single handedly keep the carnivores in a bunch of challenges. Then you swapped, I threw the challenge to the Preps to make sure Esme was safe but hopefully another Leech would go... and then Sunny switched her vote and I was floored. Can't say I was especially sad to see you go, but your presence was definitely felt while you were around. Must've sucked to go like that.[/align]
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Quigley Quagmire

Poor, sweet Quigley. I tried really hard to save you that night, you know. I argued with everyone that Monty just didn't deserve jury and should be gone over you. And then... you randomly spread a rumour that I had the Sugar Bowl? I'm still really not sure where that came from, but like... okay? It was a weird thing to do to someone who wanted to have your back, but whatever. You still deserved jury over Monty at that point but now I'm glad you're not there since I know he's on my side. Later, Quigs. Hope you had fun as the only Quagmire not on the jury at least.[/align]
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Sunny Baudelaire

Sunny, I really liked the few messages we shared during the opening weekend. I definitely made sure you knew I was doing what I could to save Quigley and keep the carnivores in the game, but it didn't happen. And the next logical plan was to just go for the spyglasses, and you could not be there if that was to happen. You would've been a power player if you started on the Leeches. Just bad luck for you.[/align]
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Montgomery Montgomery

Monty... oh, Monty. You were legitimately useless for the first entire phase of the game. And you weren't really all that useful in the second part, or the third for that matter. All in all, you never ever found your footing and you were almost entirely inconsequential, just managing to be relevant because of the chances of getting a spyglass and possibly being dragged to the end as a goat.

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You are not experienced at this, Monty. As soon as we actually started speaking frankly after the merge, you opened up to me. And there was an interesting, intelligent person in there. You did have some grasp of how people were perceived, including yourself. It's unfortunate that you weren't able to change those perceptions amongst the majority of the game. I hope that in the jury house you've stated your opinions frankly and had some intelligent discussions, and I do think you'll be much better at this sort of thing if you go around a second time. I'll talk to you once this is over.

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Esme Squalor

We tried, Esme. We were the two with the worst schedules for the entire game, I think. Maybe not for the same reasons, but the worst schedules. We knew we had to work it together. And we put ourselves in towards it. I'm not sure you realized you were solidly fifth until a round or two after merge, side you weren't willing to stick your neck out for Quigley. I think maybe you would have if Monty had gone first, but we'll never know.

Your boot is entirely Violet's fault... mostly. I definitely always brought it up to her as your idea, and that make even without the spyglass you were the one who went. I don't know why, but it was a risk. It paid off. Hopefully you're as locked for me as I think you are! :<3 [/align]
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Violet Baudelaire

I'm just kidding. Mostly.

Violet, I really really liked you on the leeches. It was you, me, and Duncan that I wanted to be the final three back then. Carmelita was four but gosh she was threatening even back then, way too scary to put one challenge from the finals. I knew you had other priorities, but I still liked you and was thankful for the times we spoke.

On the carnivores, you were my closest ally and you knew it. You definitely tried to take advantage of that. I don't know if you would've sided with me over Phil if we'd lost two challenges, but k doubted it. It didn't matter, I had to keep pretending I had complete trust in you. When i went to you at seven with the plan to flip, I do think it would've been in your best interest. You could've easily had us boot Phil, then jumped back to Carmelita her doubler and Duncan. Or you could've stayed with us and been able to heat Isadora or Esme. Maybe me too. Either way, you decided against it.

And that still shouldn't have killed you. Carmelita should not have flipped when she did. That was a bad move. So you made a decision, it didn't pan out. Tough luck. [/align]
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Carmelita Spats

Carmelita, you are amazing. You showed up day 1 and were fantastically in character. You crushed the first challenge. You were the leader. You were the most amazing person in this game. I loved you, everyone loved you. Sunny forced a tie against her own partner instead of against you for some reason, risking the flip.

But once the merge hit, Duncan really screwed up your plans. One at a time. The removal of Isadora over Monty. The blindside of me. Duncan wrecked most of your plans post merge by being overly loyal to the leeches as a whole. That's something you couldn't control.

But there was something you could control. You controlled quite a lot, actually, with your little web of final 2 deals and all that. But then I won immunity at the final 6. You knew I had the spyglass. You knew I was in the final 4. ...but you responded incorrectly. All you had to do was accept that your final 4 deal would be moved to final 5. Nobody would've had a problem with it. But... you didn't do that. You blew it up, way too quick. Isadora could have gone! But... you moved too quick. You blew up your final four alliance, and it immediately came back to bite you. Did I love you? Yes. Was I loyal to you? No. You had to know that.

Maybe you didn't. I hope you don't hate me. :kiss [/align]
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Isadora Quagmire

Isadora! The game started, and... I saw that we had partners, there in round two. And I saw you. And then I said "what was the vote?" and you said "3-1-1".

I thought that I was going to be completely and utterly destroyed by the pairs twist. I thought I had drawn the second or third worst possible partner. I thought "well at least I'll never get targeted for maybe getting the spyglasses at least".

And then something weird happened -- you didn't die in round three. Or four. Or five! And suddenly, you had made the swap. And there was more of an opportunity to work with you. So we really started talking. And somehow, I started getting close to you. Your tribe lost the first challenge there, and then you knew you could be in danger. Probably not, Esme would've gone. But I wanted you both safe, so I threw the challenge. Once you said you were done, I helped Violet actually complete it.

And then we made the merge together, and Sunny was somehow a target. And then it was down to two pairs for the spyglasses. And I don't know how we did it. But we did it. And then we managed to take advantage of things and get both of us to the final 4. I'm sorry I lost that challenge last night. Maybe you could've beaten Duncan in the tiebreaker. I wish you had beaten Phil. Maybe we could've really been a pair in the final 2. :<3 [/align]
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Duncan Quagmire

Duncan, you were wonderful. I loved you on the leeches. You always struck me as someone who would be loyal to the end. And you were. You were loyal to the leeches. Almost too loyal. Probably too loyal. People wanted me gone earlier but you wouldn't hear it. I owe you a debt. If I win, let's go out for milkshakes, Duncan. I guess it's only right that the Quagmires even confuse everyone with their boot order too, going right next to each other.[/align]
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