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| Toadette | Dec 14 2011, 10:38 AM Post #16 |
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JURY RANKING Let me just say I'm glad to do this after Sonic and Slippery left. They would have always been the last 2 for me and it was wonderful seeing them leave last night. Now on to business... 13. Ice Climbers. I forget you are in the game. It is a great, great thing for you that Zelda and Lucas both so desperately want you in the game. If not, you’d be totally screwed. Hell, you’re still screwed because you have no chance at victory.12. Krystal. So.freaking.boring. No reason to change this from … any other time in this game.11. Mario. You know what … I like him. I hate ranking him this low. I understand his feelings about this game and his position in it. I understand why he is down and why it is hard for him to get up. But I think the backlash from simply being ~FF~ and from the Wolf/Sonic/Slippy/Crew fiasco causing Bowser to flip will forever haunt and hurt Mario, Doop and Krystal. But it seems mostly Mario -- as Krystal seems to have made better relationships with a few key players and Doop has connections that are more lasting as well. Let’s be honest here, this is a case of haters to the left/jealousy is a disease. I just think it will be too much for Mario this game to overcome.10. Zelda. The fuck you say … Zelda being this low. Shocking. But I do think she has been playing it scared. I do think some of her moves have been just wrong. But most importantly, I can see her agenda is NOT matching up with mind. I’m starting to worry about her … but not for her but for me. Yeah, self-centered cohost for the win!9. Captain Falco. WTF at not participating in that challenge last night? Really? 2 times now you can see you are low-man out on your side of the game. It’d make me try, not make jokes in the challenge thread.8. Doopliss. I like him. But don’t have much to say. It all depends on power winners for him and his chances. But I really don’t want to see him leave and I think he is one of the best from the NW side for sure.7. Lucas. In a holding pattern. I bit UTR. Playing it perfectly IF all his “connections” don’t come back to bite him.6. Ganondorf. Love his confessional. One of the best in the game in terms of game strategy and game passion. IF he and Captain Falcon can come together I’ll be ecstatic. That is a due no one would expect and it could definitely work, IF they could keep it a secret.5. Diddy Kong. Yay for jury! Yay for trying. And I really think he is. I was afraid at first he was totally being carried. Now I just think he is slightly being carried. I think he has genuine relationships and it’s serving him well.4. Peach. There is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss. You’ve clearly fallen into it. Still pulling for you and I love the underdog story you’ve found yourself in.3. Bowser. You in no way have been wrong with your moralistic high ground. It never got old to me. Everything you posted was right. And you kept it within the context of THIS game, even when others tried to derail you. Nicely done. I don’t know what they were thinking because no one out debates you ever. Loldumbasses. I’m not sure where you stand or what your agenda is. I think you’ll go back to the strategy of no real agenda. And I hope it works for you.1 & 2. Snake and Squirtle. THIS is what an alliance should look like. I pray they never turn on each other. EVER. They are using their triad forum like no one does. They talk everything out. They are a wonderful team and I’d love to see them as the F2. All that being said, Snake’s got the social graces to survive. Squirtle has the target and revenge strategy working against him. I’m worried big time for him, honestly. But he made last night one of my favorite ORG nights in quite a long time. |
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| Koops | Dec 15 2011, 12:18 AM Post #17 |
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12. & 11. & ![]() I'll do the same thing as Toadette and rank 'em together. Lucas was right, you guys were just one awful collective vagina during that voting period. Going into that, I knew what these two wanted more than anyone else since they were gun ho on going in and taking out Doop or Krystal, but then they just sat back and didn't push anything at all. It was entirely frustrating. You had THIRTY MINUTES to vote, and Snake didn't even vote on time....-______-. I mean, it might not have even been a tie if they had tried to get Bowser in line? So now they voted for Krystal for no reason, probably have pissed her off along with Zelda, sent Peachy to the jury and given ammunition for people to use against them should they ever want her vote in the end...Sad sad sad. And now blaming it on Lucas? Lol...neither of you would have even VOTED had Lucas not gotten the ball rolling. I actually just bumped you guys to last right now, since I've thought about it more. I like them, but since this is a round by round ranking....smh 10. I mean you're never here. When you are you're funny, but you hardly ever are and you'll be a great addition to the jury I'm sure, plz go there soon because now you're just outlasting people who you really shouldn't. 9. ![]() There is nothing to root for with you. It's just very...bland, all around, and you're incredibly quiet. I think you're just gonna be down here until you do something, like flipping. I hope that sparks shit up. 8. ![]() Not gonna lie, I wish you had gone for previously stated reasons. Oh well. 7. ![]() Getting spn to make the ultimate decision was probably not very smart, of course he wouldn't do it. Wasn't he also the one that would not pick a side between Epona and Peachy on DS? <_< Why would you vote IC when Zelda said she wouldn't do it? Idk... 6. ![]() Still love Ganon and his confessionals. I was worried for him when I saw that Diddy has pre-voted him first...yikes. But there is no Survivor coming up so I don't see much potential for people to flip on Ganon. 5. I love how you basically controlled that whole conversation since everyone else was too pussy to say anything the entire time. Obviously you kept yourself safe, so good job. Also now that Slippy and Sonic are gone I don't find as annoying anymore. 4. ![]() I like how Zelda knows what she wants and is just like, "fuck ya'll", when it comes to that. All her allies want Krystal out? Sorry, nope. She's really on the edge of just being done with Smash, and I'm sure that entire encounter in the Party will push it even more. However, if she didn't want to vote Krystal or Peachy, she shouldn't have sat the entire time saying nothing. Lucas should have collaborated with her and she should have been more forthcoming...I think all the Smash voters fucked up. 3. ![]() lol. That is all. 2. ![]() Not playing that idol was a huuuuuge risk, but obviously you have the connections to keep you safe. Doopliss has bounced to one of my favourites in this game. I can't believe he didn't leave with an idol in his pocket, I was so sure it was happening. 1. A reward for actually getting the ball rolling in the Mario Party format. I think I am just an impatient person, and I really hated how no one was taking charge and were just going to follow Bowser's plan instead of getting what they wanted. I wish you would have pushed harder, and I wish you had tried to compromise with Zelda instead of just voting Krystal...I think you four could have easily taken out Bowser? Anyways kudos to you.
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| Koops | Dec 17 2011, 09:57 AM Post #18 |
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Lazy Final 11 ranking: 11. ![]() 10. ![]() 9. ![]() 8. ![]() 7. ![]() 6. 5. ![]() 4. 3. ![]() 2. ![]() 1. ![]() I'm loving Metapod and Falcon's most recent confessionals so they go up. I've actually been kinda meh on Falcon up until this point, I am excited for whatever big move he makes. Also...lol, Metapod ![]() Diddy has been so UTR and I have a bad taste in my mouth from Snake/Squirtle still, and a little from Ganongoohst when Krystal left. Mario's confessionals haven't been uplifting at all and I don't like the quitting or giving up or whatever he'd been doing. I still like Lucas, Doopliss and Zelda the most at this point.
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| Toadette | Dec 19 2011, 10:50 AM Post #19 |
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Yikes, I did a ranking at Top 12 and had no idea it did not post. Alas … on to the Top 10 and I like everybody except Ice Climbers. Please let someone nominate him and Zelda tonight. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10. Ice Climbers. Ugh so much. Please get eliminated before you are dragged any further.9. Zelda. Yeah, she just ended up on the side that I’m not pulling for. Still if and when she goes it will be tragic. But I will not be upset at all. 8. Diddy Kong. And now for the complete hypocrisy of not caring that he might be being dragged along, yet it totally drives me insane with the Ice Climbers. I guess because I know Rudy better, I know the effort he is putting in. I don’t want him to win. He’s not even close to playing a winner’s game. But I love that he is still in it and vital to people.7. Mario. I have never seen Spn in this much inner turmoil over a game. He is compelling to watch in the good and the bad isn’t he? I don’t want him gone but I don’t want him to stay over other players either. Honestly I think it would be best for him on a personal level to get booted. I think he will enjoy the jury whereas he’s not overly enjoying the actual game.6. Ganondorf. This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching Goohst. I thought I would hate him because he started out too love stuck and not on his game. But he has come on strong and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed is confessional and line of thinking. I’m not sure all of it is right, but still, he’s much more interesting to me than he typically is.5. Squirtle. OK he and Snake are a dynamic due but does anyone else think they are coming to an odd point in their relationship. I believe their individual agendas are going to start getting in the way here and I can see them seeing eye to eye, less and less. I’m wondering if his lack of social game will be his undoing … or if Snake’s proven social game will make it easier to keep Squirtle over Snake.4. Lucas. Owning the shit out of this game. Socially superior. A major threat but not winning challenges so not the main target for anybody, when he absolutely should be. I think the only person who can bring him down is Bowser. And if Bowser doesn’t do enough to make people fear him and work to get him out, he will win.3. Captain Falcon. Not in as good a spot as he believes but Doop leaving was fantastic … FANTASTIC … for his game. He’s put in more effort with Mario. He’s in good with Bowser. Diddy won’t touch him. He has a plan for who he wants in the end with him. I actually think he has a shot of making end game here.2. Snake. I have not liked FT this much in a long time. He’s a social god. He is a big-picture player and I honestly think him having a team mentality even this late in the game has been good for him. It’s ending. I can tell that. He’s becoming more individual in his thinking and now is the exact time. He won’t win. But he’ll be respected til the very end. He is just that great.1. Bowser. Shocking PT is at the top of my ranking. Is anybody surprised by this? I’m guessing no. His type of a play is a total turn-on to me and I just love to watch him work.
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| Koops | Dec 19 2011, 06:02 PM Post #20 |
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Toadette and I rooting for opposite sides ![]() 10. This sucks. Diddy was amazing and now he's not going to be able to make any challenges anymore. If that is the case maybe it is his time to go now. If he was able to be here he'd be way higher, believe it. I hope he does go out in a glorious hail of drama like he is threatening. 9. Squirtle is someone I would very much like to see gone now. I just find him to be one of the least interesting players left, that's all, and I did not like how he handled the last two MP rounds at all. I think he's getting nominated should Zelda or Lucas win power tonight. 8. ![]() I hope he gets back into it, I really do. He has an idol now so he will be surviving for another round (if he doesn't purposefully off himself), but so many people have fallen from this game after putting all their effort into it that he has outlasted (Foxworthfan, Peachy, Doopliss) and I don't want him to just put that all to waste now. 7. ![]() The more the game progresses, the more and more it looks like Ganongoohst is getting further and further away from being able to actually win the game. I don't get his relationship with Lucas. He realizes that he is probably on the top of Snoopy's nomination list along with Bowser and Squirtle, right? He's just seemed so emotional...and I don't think NW will vote for him with Doopliss working against him? I still like his confessionals the most however. 6. I'm thinking Falcon could be a late gamer with his powers, and I don't think he's anyone's primary target for the round. I'm giving him more of a chance to prove himself, so I really hope he steps it up in the next phase of the game. 5. ![]() ![]() 4. ![]() I'm not the type of person that can send essays to somebody who I'm just going to vote out next...I don't know how Snake manages that. I'd lose my head. He was falling all over himself like two rounds ago and it was gross, but he's regaining his position little by little. 3. ![]() Okay, so I hate hate hate Bowser for all of his nominations last night. Zelda, Lucas and Doopliss? My top three? Fuck you! BUT. It was obviously in his best interest because Zelda and Doopliss were both after his ass all weekend long, and he just got out one of his biggest haters in the game. A lot of the Smashers trust him more than they trust each other...so we'll see. 2. ![]() I'm supporting Zelda because I can just imagine the major damage she can bring in this entire game, and she'll nominate some of the people I don't support much. She's such a threatening person to battle against, I would not want to be involved in a direct war with Zelda in a hybrid game, and her vs. PT could be epic. 1. What a god. This game is Snoopy's to lose at this point. People let him live with an idol in his pocket. They all want to be his close ally. It says something about how much they trust him. All he has to do is get rid of Bowser now and he's sitting pretty. |
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| Toadette | Dec 20 2011, 10:15 AM Post #21 |
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FINAL 9 9. GTFO. I was trying to do a ranking with just one person gone from my last ranking and I could not even come up with anything but 8 names. I had to go back and look at the last one to see who I could not remember. And it was you. 8. Snake. Ugh so much. UGH SO MUCH. You played the middle nicely but given the chance to make a statement and you blow it. You went from you/diddy/falcon/ganon and you having a great chance to win the game. To Zelda/Lucas where you have NO chance to win. Really, for Zelda who already voted for you once. Someone who clearly does not care if you leave the game of not. REALLY???????? I still am in shock and not in a good way. This was a terrible round for you. I love you as a poster. That’s obvious. I have been your biggest champion but this was just horrible in my opinion. And you posting Fuck Falcon and Diddy for not wanting Bowser out. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It was totally in your best interest for him to stay. They were the ones thinking clearly here. Not you. Damn, I’m still disgusted. 7. Zelda. I think Bowser said it right about you when he went to Jury. You are meh when everybody wants epic. 6. Lucas. Being 6 really doesn’t mean anything. This game is yours. You have played it perfectly. I will be totally satisfied with your win. But I am pulling for other people because I love the uphill battle story. Don’t get me wrong. I respect everything about your game here and you prove day after day why you are one of the very ~elite~ players in this game and gaming in general. 5. Diddy Kong. Yeah, he should throw in the towel if he can’t be here so others can move forward. But as long as he is here I’ll support him. He has put in tons of effort here for his limited time availability and he has loved this game. I am thrilled he is still here and that he stuck up for Bowser.4. Ganondorf. What a weird position he is in now. I think everybody will need him and this could be really good for him to make a push toward end game. He needs to really decide who he wants to play with though. There are only a few people he can beat.3. Captain Falcon. Knows he is not nearly in the position he was in yesterday. I really hope he steps up his challenge effort and plays his voting doubler and nullifier in just the best ways.2. Mario. Let me get this straight. I do not want you to win or reach the end game. But seeing this side of you is so interesting to watch. You are god-like. I never see you anything but god-like. But now, seeing the vulnerable Spn. It’s really interesting to watch and I feel your emotion with each post you make.1. Squirtle. Damn it you are NOT getting enough credit in this game. No one is putting more into it than you. And you were totally right on all you said in your Triad Forum. You may not be socially adept like others but you have a much better hand on the pulse of what is best for your game than Snake did. Thank you for voting for Ganon and being your own person and not letting Snake influence you. LOVED YOU LAST NIGHT. |
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| Koops | Dec 23 2011, 02:54 PM Post #22 |
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5. - No way is Squirtle winning this. Nintendo Wars hates him for playing just for Smash, I can't think of a single person on the jury who'd vote for him. Diddy could pull a few votes over him if they went to the end together, maybe even win. His closest ally is Snake yet Snake has been pre-voting him first for several rounds now, alol. Does Squirtle realize the perception of him? idts.4. - So originally I had high hopes for Ganongoohst, but he's so fucked. The jury thinks he's a joke, and he kind of is when it comes to a lot of stuff he has done in the game, and I love love love that he continues to play for Lucas for some reason I can't even fathom. It's just funny how Ganon has confessionals spouting how much he wants to work with Lucas, while Snoopy on AIM is like "god I hate ganon he's annoying". Will Lucas nominating Ganon change shit? I wouldn't be surprised if Ganon bought whatever Lucas sold him3. - I'm glad he's self aware about his position in the game and realizes he has kind of sucked hardcore throughout this merge. He has been a mess. I find it amusing to be truthful, since I've only ever seen FT play at his best, I didn't know he could fall all over himself like this. Also, I can't stop laughing over his Jigglypuff and Bowser drawings during that safety competition or w/e. FT is a train wreck goddess. 2. - Diddy's survival to the final five is so absurd it is hilarious, imho. Like, I wouldn't even be upset if he somehow, someway, ended up winning the game. I have been the biggest Diddy fan since the beginning, and ranking him last those last few rankings was just cuz I thought he was a goner.Gap 1. - I think I will only be completely satisfied with the winner if it is Lucas. This is his game to lose, he's owned the majority of the merge, he's a complete beast, yadda yadda, said it all before. This game will have the best possible winner if Lucas manages to make the end. No one in their right mind would let him, so I hope he slaughters them all in the next challenges. When I think of Lucas, I think of reasons why he should win. When I think of the other four, I just think of their hilarious screw ups and shenanigans and can't possibly consider them on the same level as Lucas. |
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| Toadette | Dec 23 2011, 04:13 PM Post #23 |
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5. - What I love is that, as a host, he knows he needs to be out. He has basically said vote me out. He would not be a good winner and everybody knows it. But he doesn't totally suck either. He's played a very solid game and I love that I see him here every day. But in comparison to the other players, yeah, I don't want him to make the very end game.4. - I like Ganon's game a lot. Mainly because I think it is so much better than he typically plays. With the exception of spamming the main forum early on ... just because he had to ... he has not been schticky and I'm so glad. I really don't like him when he plays like that. I do wish he would get off the Lucas love train but that he is firmly on it speaks totally to Lucas' game more I guess than it does everybody else's. Cause let's face it, they all know Lucas is the man and have done nothing about it.3. - You have played perfectly and I know you will win. I will be thrilled you win and you will get my vote for best winner at the GTS Awards because you have owned from day 1. BUT I do not find you as fascinating as the 2 players ranked above you. Just know I'm a big fan even though you come in at 3.2. - Hot mess alert. I didn't think I could hate you as much as I loved you but I most certainly have. No other player has frustrated me like you but I meant what I said in your confessional ... It is a sign of a great player who can fuck up as badly as you have at times and still be in contention for the win. You have been fascinating, great, horrible and relevant all game long.1. - I don't care what anybody says. Other than Lucas I believe that you have absolutely played the best game. Like no one else is even close IMO other than Lucas. I hope you make F2 and at least get a few votes. |
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| Koops | Dec 23 2011, 09:21 PM Post #24 |
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I hope Squirtle can get some recognition too if he made the end :c. A good portion of this jury is embittered towards him so idk if he can pull it off. |
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| Master Hand | Dec 23 2011, 09:28 PM Post #25 |
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I don't even get why the jury hates Squirtle so much. Because he played for an all Smash final 8? Well.. it's worked for him so far. People keep saying in the jury how Squirtle was on the bottom of the Smash totem pole and how it was stupid and delusional for him to stick with them and use his ??? Power to save them. Um... 3 Smashers have left before him, and if he makes finals, how on earth will they be able to hold that against him? |
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| Paper Boy | Dec 24 2011, 01:31 AM Post #26 |
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Not really a ranking but an analysis of everyone left basically he is Sophiebot except it will probably be an uphill if he makes the end cause he isn't as eloquent as her and doesn't got the kind of read on people he will need to sway votes. For the most part most of his moves have been on point strategically. I would love for him to make the finals just cause I have not seen anything play out like this in an ORG before. Interestingly I think he would be the favorite against or Tretty tret tret. That he at final 5 and has had nary a move made against him speaks to kind of how perfect he rules the roost now in games socially. He is a complete wildcard. His loyalty to Lucas might net him goat status and 2nd if Lucas continues comp domination. But if he makes the end against anyone else the jurys mockery of him could turn into lulzy entertainment and against anyone but Lucas an upset would be possible in the finals. I am getting Crystal in Gnarlsnesia vibes from him. Sometimes he has unraveled emotionally in this game and also made some questionable moves but he seems to just dust it off and get back to business. Right now the 2nd best jury threat and the 2nd best positioned. Who does or doesn't win comps will play a huge role from here on out but I just have this feeling Lucas will slip up in one of these comp rounds and as the 2nd best social player here he works over the jury perfectly in finals and wins. |
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| GaGa | Dec 26 2011, 03:35 AM Post #27 |
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What a lot of you are failing to understand about Squirtle is that it doesn't matter how well he played this game strategically that doesn't mean he will/should win or that the jury isn't going to respect him strategically. They will, but that's not how you win games. And that's his fault. Did he make the right moves that were good for him in this game? Yes. Did he make sure he stood true to the right people all game? Yes. Did he manevuer shit correctly to put himself in a prime position to make it where he is? Yes But none of that matters or factors into how the jury will vote.. And that reason is SOCIAL GAME. There is a fine line between playing a good game and meeting all your goals/making the end and playing to win. Squirtle played this game to win strategically. But where he fucked up is how he DIDN'T handle the jury. If you want to win ANY game, or at least garner respect and votes from any jury, you have to play with the jurors. If you don't do that, you won't win the game. They won't have any respect for you or vote for you, because they have no idea who you are and you didn't allow them the chance to give a fuck about you or your game. Our best example of how Squirtle will be treated by this jury is Marvin in V10. Did Marvin play the shit out of the game strategically? Yes Did all his plans from the start of the game come through? Yes Did he accomplish all his strategic goals and win the key challenges to get himself to the end? Yes Did he talk to anyone else in the game and have bonds with anyone other than those he was allied with? ((which were 3 of us)) NO. Did he just expect to win the game without forging relationships with people outside of his tiny circle? Yes. Did he get any votes from anyone on the jury even ts2, who here respects Squirtle playing a VERY similar game? No. ts2 even said she'd be insulting the series if she voted for Marvin to win, and I don't see a lot different between Marvin and Squirtles gameplay here. So that is why Squirtle won't win. Don't cry for him not winning, or defend it too hard, because how he played with the cast, or rather how he didn't.. is a big part of a reason no one will vote for him. You're welcome. |
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| Toadette | Dec 26 2011, 11:43 AM Post #28 |
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Oh I don't think he will win. I just want him to get some respect and votes. I think he played a good social game in terms of what he is capable of. He just isn't capable of the same social skills that you possess ... or lots of other people in this game A lot of what you said above it absolutely true. The biggest difference I see (and heck I could be totally wrong) is that I think Squirtle would have gone end game with Falcon and Diddy if he could. He mentioned early on taking out Snake before it was too late. He has known that Lucas should go. But Lucas is so good that Squirtle can't get rid of him. That speaks to why Lucas really should win. What Squirtle did is he saw the game unfold and picked players he could have a shot at beating to be at the end with. Marvin did not. He picked the people who he liked the best outside of game to ally with. You, me, Mega. That was a done deal prior to the game even starting. He couldn't win in that scenario ever so strategically you could argue he did the wrong thing as the game progressed. |
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| Koops | Jan 1 2012, 10:39 PM Post #29 |
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FINAL CAST RANKING 32 ![]() ![]() ![]() .................EPONA Epona's impact on the game as a whole was very negative and I can't think of many positives. Pre-merge all he did was complain (he was the worst) and all I recall from his confessional was him trying to figure out secret triads and meddling in the other NW tribe's business. A lot of my early distaste for him came from the fact that despite all that, he'd probably by kept safe over Peachy by Krystal and Mario when that would never have been the case in a closed ID game. That wouldn't give him last however. Do I need to even go into what cemented him at the bottom of my list? I'm sure CO feels a ton of remorse for what he did to twiggy, but it doesn't change the fact he completely fucked over Olimar with the biggest bullshit stunt ever. Did he even consider what would happen to Olimar when he posted that AIM snippet? Twiggy should totally make a shitty allies ranking with Epona getting a rightful spot near the top, because all twiggy was trying to do was help him that night. 31 ![]() ![]() ![]() .................SLIPPY Awful. Simply awful. I ignored Slippy early on because his shtick was mucho annoying, and he just got more irritating once he had that idol in his pocket. Besides that I didn't give him much thought until Bowsergate? Wolfgate? Cheatingate? w/e idc. The point is, that is when he catapulted into the stratosphere on my "oh fuck off" scale. Madhack can manage to be awkward in the worst ways imaginable, which is what happened when he got involved in the public fight with Bowser and then started accusing Snoopy of cheating. I've never wanted to see someone fall so flat on their face in an ORG from a viewer perspective, especially when he was put in the duels with Peachy. Madhack's computer exploding at the most inopportune time. And not even once showing up to the jury, or even sending one of your allies to the prize room? If he does show tonight I hope his vote doesn't decide the winner, cuz he's in no position to help decide that. 30 ![]() ![]() ![]() .................AMY What a disappointment :c. Mistresstara is a total sweetheart and can be fucking amazing when she is active. I guess she is just way too busy in real life for games right now? Sucks. I don't hate her, but I don't think she did a single thing in this game alol. I know Sonic wanted to drag her along and that would have been a hhhs alliance but yeah...not much else to say. 29 ![]() ![]() ![]() ..............YOSHI KID Same goes for Amy. I don't recall a single thing about Yoshi Kid, other than the fact he was suppose to be a member of ~ff~ but was inactive so was sacrificed over Fox McCloud. He ranks above Amy because I think he actually showed up at certain times? idr. 28 ![]() ![]() ![]() ................SARIA holylol Nintendo Wars is getting pwnt so hard <3. All I recall about Saria is that she wanted to come into this and prove herself and be taken seriously as a gamer and then she ended up as a first night casualty. Ouch. She ended up on the worst possible tribe in terms of her survival, and I do have some sympathy for her. Other than that she was rather unrememberable and I'm not sad she left so soon since she wasn't entertaining, and would probably just play the sympathy card throughout the entire game. 27 ![]() ![]() ![]() ................SAMUS Damn. I did not see Taylor's elimination coming at all. I thought he may get in some trouble because of his reputation but I certainly didn't expect him to leave the first night. I forget the exact circumstances of the vote, but I know the triad stars had a lot to do with the outcome. That is another thing I didn't foresee, basically all the stars being played the first round. In LotR they were played sparingly throughout the first stage...I guess different game, different mentality. If he had gone further I'm sure he would have delivered, but nothing he did in his short time in the game stands out enough for me to rank him higher. 26 ![]() ![]() ![]() ................PEACH She wasn't as much of a star as she was originally? Peach was just around as fodder for the Bora Bora tribe after Samus and Fox left. She was just tame in comparison and had no impact as far as I can tell. She was the more boring of the two Peaches. Her final call out before getting the boot was lolworthy tho, especially calling out Squirtle as a liar when he didn't even do anything to her. 25 ![]() ![]() ![]() ............KING DEDEDE The Bora Bora tribe just seemed to have so many people lined up as obvious boots that never got to live past that point. DEDEDE is one of them. He got an okay placement, especially considering he was almost auto eliminated because of secret stars (or was that Samus? idr). I'm terrible at writing stuff for people I am just meh towards. I had a hard enough time creating welcome threads. 24 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............WOLF Your ride is over, buddy. I just want to say this about Wolf. I think he really is remorseful over what he did. I think there was a lot pf pressure put on him from people like Yope and Madhack and so forth, and he ended up breaking the rules when he really shouldn't have. That doesn't mean he's free from taking responsibility for his actions, he's a grown ass adult (I believe) so he deserved any punishment he got from that debacle. It was just a very painful and awkward sight to watch unfold, especially since I was really digging his role play confessionals. I was crying all night when passenger Toadette handed in her resignation to the fleet captain after the scandal, it was so ~moving~. As long as he learns from this mistake, I hope he grows from it. 23 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............LEON I like your tittays. Okay, enough of that. I am sure Leon is just as sick of that catchphrase as everyone else is. That being said, I still found him pretty witty and funny in this game. Almost completely irrelevant to the events that unfolded in the grand scheme of things, but still entertaining. 22 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...........RAWK HAWK RAWK HAWK was pretty delusional about where he stood in this game. He had great confessional updates but he was on the bottom of every single totem pole, and he was mean spirited against Saria and Foxworth. I would have loved to see what RAWK HAWK could have done in this game had T18 not purposefully tanked his entire game on purpose. 21 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...........JIGGLYPUFF Jiggly~! Such a tragic boot, Lucas is such a cunt. It was especially sad since Jiggly looked to actually be trying to play the game? I gotta say tho, vindictive bitter Jiggly was hilarious in the Game Over lodge, that was hella stellar. Jiggly is also the first Auroro out in my ranking, wtf I didn't realize they all placed so high on my list. 20 ![]() ![]() ![]() .................FOX I actually really liked Fox, despite them being such an early casualty. I don't think CLD saw their elimination coming? =\ It did spark that amazing Ganon meltdown tho so I'm not complaining. I'm only ranking Fox this high because him and Foxworth have had me aloling pretty hard over their conversations in the Game Over lounge, and their feud was hot. 19 ![]() ![]() ![]() ..............MARIO I think Mario has the lowest finish in this ranking in terms of how far the actual player went in the game? If so I apologize in advance but I was never a Mario fan and I wasn't really rooting for him :mario. I just didn't like a lot of the quitting talk in his confessional, even if it was a joke, and his defeatist attitude when it came to the game. I also don't like jury Mario's question much. I hate when people appoint tasks not game related for their final question, it always infuriates me when I am asked stuff like that, alol. I remember one time someone asked me to post ten cakes and explain why I consider them delicious or some annoying shit... edit: apparently he's into pokemon I guess that is hhhs and if I wanted to I'd move him up like five spots. 18 ![]() ![]() ![]() ..............OLIMAR So fucking robbed. Damn you Epona. <_< I was late to the party when it came to Olistar worship, and when I finally did begin to appreciate him and stopped ignoring his confessionals, he gets removed from the game. So freaking lame. He was perky and funny and there is no doubt in my mind that had Peachy not been eliminated the way she had been the round previously, and Slippy had just gone quietly into the night instead, that Olimar would have been back in the game. In retrospect, seeing as NW was just going to get completely pagonged anyways and Peachy would just leave in a few rounds again, I wish Olimar had come back in the Reset twist. 17 ![]() ![]() ![]() ........CAPTAIN FALCON Like Olimar, I was a late fan of Captain Falcon. Mostly because he actually sent me messages and wanted me to quite Dr. Seuss for him which had me aloling. I wasn't a total fan of some of the moves he made, I don't think he played the smartest game, but he played an interesting game at least. But yeah not my pick to win, FALCON OUCH. 16 ![]() ![]() ![]() ..............KRYSTAL Krystal was really boring in this game, not gonna lie. Then again it is hard to blame Maj because she was in finals and had just come out of triple dipping, but I found it really hard to get my jollies out of her like I did with a lot of other players. I liked how despite her clearly lesser amount of enthusiasm that people still shat their pants because of her. I think people were most scared of her when they were talking about the "BIG THREE" of her, Mario and Doopliss? (also, that is a really flattering alliance nickname, damn). 15 ![]() ![]() ![]() ................SONIC I was a gigantic fan of Sonic before the merge. In my old rankings I believe he ranked first quite a number of times, even in the entire cast ranking one I did a few weeks ago. It was mainly because you could tell he was excited for this, which was in complete contrast to his allies confessionals. Then Bowser/Wolf/Cheating/gate happened and it just went downhill, his confessional was noticeably more sparse (am I the only one who still read it? ) and the attitude just changed. It was, I guess you can say, tres awk. The move completely tanked his game. It was a very unfortunate end to someone you were rooting for, almost a complete crash. His final duel is also a cautionary tale against the use of drugs during moments of concentration. 14 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...........GANONGOOHST I have never seen goohst play a game seriously...and it was a very interesting experience. His confessionals were one of the best. He's also a very emotional player, I had no idea. He meltdowns during CLD's and Maj's eliminations were fascinating to watch, and he was legitimately hurt when he got to the jury haus and read what a number of them had said about him. Ganongoohst is so complex and even tho he was kinda dumb with his support of Lucas through the whole merge, I still think he would have made a satisfactory winner. 13 ![]() ![]() ![]() .............SQUIRTLE I would love it if Squirtle won this game. Mainly because kirblar is probably the least connected at GTS outside of this game, and to see him beat FT in an open ID game would be sweet. He's even got a number of votes already and can sway a number of jurors if he has an impressive FTC. I'd be shocked if he won however with the social game he has carried throughout the game. Strategically he has done what he has needed to do. But socially he hasn't really added the extra flair that is usually expected. And yet that seems to be getting some respect from the jury even. 12 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............WARIO Yousa Wario Hantz, yousa gonna win da ranking! Wah ha ha ha Or not. This may seem like an absurdly high placement for Wario but I have never hid my bias for outrageous shticks, and Wario topped the charts when it came to that. Every single post he mad was lafftastic. I can't believe he was voted out first, I was so fucking upset about that. 11 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............BOWSER RAWR I've already touched on one of the reasons I like Bowser. Mainly due to the simplicity of his shtick and how it somehow manages to crack me up, idk why. I am too easy when it comes to being amused :mario. Bowser pretty much had the most controversy surrounding him, and even if I didn't like the moralist approach he took when the merge hit, he brought the dramz. 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............SNAKE Well...at least one of the final two is in the top ten of my ranking. They'll both make good winners, but neither have been my personal favourites throughout this game and I honestly didn't expect them both to make the final two together. With Snake, he was so much of a trainwreck it was great to watch, since I've only ever seen FT play at his best. He plays so emotionally, I've noticed, and this whole game was just eating at him the whole time. He's made some blunders and certainly isn't headed to some overwhelming win, and I'm glad about that. 9 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...........FOXWORTHFAN Such an OTTP hero. I was rooting for you so hard, we were all rooting for you. You were definitely the underdog hero of your tribe, especially in contrast to much of your teammates. You really wanted to play this game and I know it was totally frustrating...like, alol, you never caught a break at all. I wish circumstances had turned out different, I truly do.8 ![]() ![]() ![]() .............DOOPLISS Pre-merge I was kind of sour on you, but then merge came around and you were like my last great hope for Nintendo Wars. I had never been that big of a fan of Mario and Krystal, Sonic had been bogged down by that scandal, Peachy was just losing her shit and not getting anywhere...and you were skating by with idols, making new connections, getting sent to the power up zone...I thought there was a great chance you could turn the pagoning around. Nope.I love the shtick stealing tho. 7 ![]() ![]() ![]() .............MR. G&W I am such a big fan of Mr. G&W. There truly were a great number of robbed people that left before the merge, and he was one of the most robbed. The round right before the merge was the worst on both sides of the game. I love his humor and just the vindictiveness he held against people like Samus and Peach. The best thing about his confessional was CUNTS I HATE! I wish he has managed to get a few makeovers in before his departure. Siiigh. 6 ![]() ![]() ![]() .............METAPOD I don't even know if I can put my amusement into words with all three incarnations, so I won't. ![]() 5 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...........DIDDY KONG The final five? really? Diddy Kong made it to the final five (of the game, not this ranking which I only just now noticed). I loved his filthy toilet humor and his own bafflement at how well he was doing. 4 ![]() ![]() ![]() ..............PANTHER There is a quality to Panther that is just hard to replicate. It is very hard for me to put his style of humor into words. Dry? Random? Idk... He was robbed. The round before the merge was the worst round of the game, and to see him get taken out because of shannanigans at the hands of those evil Lylat rapists? I am disgusted. I've already said everything I want to about the top three in these blogs, so here they are since I am le tired. 3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ..............PEACHY Batshitty goddess. ![]() 2 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............ZELDA Challenge whore goddess ![]() 1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ...............LUCAS God.
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Ice Climbers. I forget you are in the game. It is a great, great thing for you that Zelda and Lucas both so desperately want you in the game. If not, you’d be totally screwed. Hell, you’re still screwed because you have no chance at victory.
Krystal. So.freaking.boring. No reason to change this from … any other time in this game.
Mario. You know what … I like him. I hate ranking him this low. I understand his feelings about this game and his position in it. I understand why he is down and why it is hard for him to get up. But I think the backlash from simply being ~FF~ and from the Wolf/Sonic/Slippy/Crew fiasco causing Bowser to flip will forever haunt and hurt Mario, Doop and Krystal. But it seems mostly Mario -- as Krystal seems to have made better relationships with a few key players and Doop has connections that are more lasting as well. Let’s be honest here, this is a case of haters to the left/jealousy is a disease. I just think it will be too much for Mario this game to overcome.
Zelda. The fuck you say … Zelda being this low. Shocking. But I do think she has been playing it scared. I do think some of her moves have been just wrong. But most importantly, I can see her agenda is NOT matching up with mind. I’m starting to worry about her … but not for her but for me. Yeah, self-centered cohost for the win!
Captain Falco. WTF at not participating in that challenge last night? Really? 2 times now you can see you are low-man out on your side of the game. It’d make me try, not make jokes in the challenge thread.
Doopliss. I like him. But don’t have much to say. It all depends on power winners for him and his chances. But I really don’t want to see him leave and I think he is one of the best from the NW side for sure.
Lucas. In a holding pattern. I bit UTR. Playing it perfectly IF all his “connections” don’t come back to bite him.
Ganondorf. Love his confessional. One of the best in the game in terms of game strategy and game passion. IF he and Captain Falcon can come together I’ll be ecstatic. That is a due no one would expect and it could definitely work, IF they could keep it a secret.
Diddy Kong. Yay for jury! Yay for trying. And I really think he is. I was afraid at first he was totally being carried. Now I just think he is slightly being carried. I think he has genuine relationships and it’s serving him well.
Peach. There is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss. You’ve clearly fallen into it. Still pulling for you and I love the underdog story you’ve found yourself in.
Bowser. You in no way have been wrong with your moralistic high ground. It never got old to me. Everything you posted was right. And you kept it within the context of THIS game, even when others tried to derail you. Nicely done. I don’t know what they were thinking because no one out debates you ever. Loldumbasses. I’m not sure where you stand or what your agenda is. I think you’ll go back to the strategy of no real agenda. And I hope it works for you.
Snake and
Squirtle. THIS is what an alliance should look like. I pray they never turn on each other. EVER. They are using their triad forum like no one does. They talk everything out. They are a wonderful team and I’d love to see them as the F2. All that being said, Snake’s got the social graces to survive. Squirtle has the target and revenge strategy working against him. I’m worried big time for him, honestly. But he made last night one of my favorite ORG nights in quite a long time.




I've actually been kinda meh on Falcon up until this point, I am excited for whatever big move he makes. Also...lol, Metapod
















He had great confessional updates but he was on the bottom of every single totem pole, and he was mean spirited against Saria and Foxworth. I would have loved to see what RAWK HAWK could have done in this game had T18 not purposefully tanked his entire game on purpose. 






) and the attitude just changed. It was, I guess you can say, tres awk. 















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