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Topic Started: Dec 9 2011, 12:36 AM (903 Views)
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That is a fantastic PM chain!
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Usually I don't read PM chains when people post them in their confessionals, because they're boring most of the time. But that one was awesome. Best of luck with it. :o
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I have been procrastinating, but I will update now that I'm bored on Saturday night. -_-

Ok, so since my last big update, I have officially lost two of my closest allies. It really sucked. =/

However, I must say that the One Ring/Mario Party format is probably my favorite format of them all. Seriously. I know it just killed two solid allies, but whatever, it's still completely awesome, nerve-wracking and can lead to completely innovative strategies. I think one of you two should host a game using this format exclusively. It could seriously be the best game ever. I will of course cohost and not play. :doopliss

But ugh, Smuffy leaving was awful. I didn't even use my idol because I'm a stupid ass and I wanted to try something ballsy. It nearly got me out lmao. Surviving was bittersweet because I lost a good friend. Seriously, say what you want about Peachy, but her story arc in this game was fabulous. Her making it to the Final 13 was a miracle in itself truly. Peachy <3 <3 <3 ~ff~


Then things somehow got worse. I'm going to explain what happened from my perspective during that meeting and just before that. I ask Lucas if he is willing to join NW and boot a SSB, he says "for you, yes". Then he said Diddy, someone I didn't want to see leave, but was willing to boot to save Krystal. But then he says "please don't hate me". I think he was actually going to boot me there. When I played my idol, he backpedaled, but I'm not dumb. So I tried to say "Ok, let's boot Diddy" but immediately after my post, we were sent to Mario Party. I was like... FUCK. I didn't know what would happen at all. The rest is history. I wasn't going to vote Zelda, at the time, I had no fucking idea that Bowser would be a fucking idiot and stab someone who wasn't after him at all in the face, so when Zelda voted Snake, I figured we were fine. But obviously, I was wrong and when Krystal also refused to vote Zelda, she was killed instead. Then Lucas tried to pin the blame on me, but not only did he not speak up during the ceremony, but never did he say he'd vote Diddy out over Krystal. I'm sure he wouldn't have anyway.

But ugh, losing Krystal was the worst possible scenario besides me leaving of course. She was my main ally for so long. She was capable of winning challenges. She was someone who I'm pretty confident would have gone all the way with me. She also is a very good friend so her boot was just the worst. It was worse than Sonic's and Peachy's because I was there and I couldn't save her. =/

I'm literally fucked right now. I think I can buy myself a few rounds, but I'm never going to win this game. There is absolutely no fucking way that it will happen. I mean at this point, there is only one person who I trust to keep me to the end and it's Mario. It could be worse, but I really don't see us both going all the way. They are still targeting us and we are 2. alol. Also, not only do I have jurors sending me to the Prize Room showing who they are rooting for, but if I make it to like final 5-6 the other people won't want me to make it to the end because I'll probably have the underdog stigma of overcoming huge odds. I don't have the necessary challenge skills to whore myself to the end. There's absolutely no way that I can win this thing. Oh well, I'll try to live as long as I can and I probably won't be too devastated when I go. =/ I guess the one thing I have going for me right now is that I can be totally ruthless with these people and I won't feel bad at all. There are two people in this game I would feel bad voting out, I don't know how long I can stay in this game, but if I can outlast 3 or 4 of these assholes, I will have a merry Christmas. :D


Lucas is someone who I don't trust in the least. He just told me that he wasn't loyal at all to the Z/L/D/K alliance but that he would be totally loyal to an alliance of him, Zelda, me and Mario. LOL. He's a sneaky bastard but he's also the safest person in this game and everyone is protecting him. Unfortunately, only Mario, Diddy and I seem to realize how sneaky he is so targeting him with all his friends openly protecting him (Zelda, Snake, Falcon) and with his idol, he's basically in cruise control right now. I just can't believe that people are letting him. I mean Zelda, Snake AND Falcon? Those three are not even close to each other and are all OPENLY protecting him. What a bastard God, seriously. He's probably going to win this game. I wouldn't even mind. Snoopy is one of the best and most intimidating gamers on the circuit for sure. Me not trusting him is probably the least of his worries.

Ganondorf is an emotional wreck. I don't even know if it's an act but I'm going to try to make him feel bad about pushing his friends aside, even though I barely even know the guy alol. <3 Though, he hasn't answered my PM when he came back. What's up with that? You asked for a deal remember? :rolleyes: I just sent him a kick in the ass PM to wake him up. :doopliss


I tried to talk to Squirtle again after a few days of ignoring him. He's unbearable. I don't know why he can only talk in sentences, that shit is so annoying. -_- I don't know how an essay fanatic like Snake can work with him. Falcon wants him gone and Snake told me that he wasn't the only one and that even he would be willing to do it. =O Oh god I would be all over that.


Except, I want Bowser gone at all cost. He's been such a shitty person to deal with in this game. Is he still pissed because of Wolf's move? Apparently he straight up flipped on NW and swore our doom to avenge him and Panther. LMAO. What a fucking dumbass delusional loser. Yes, I knew about it and didn't notify the host, but you're the one who tried to get Slippy to give his idol to Fox to idol me or Mario out of this game for no fucking reason. Was I really going to step up for you after that? I'm sure that if I did the same thing to him, he'd be threatening me in public and announcing me as his number one target for trying to abuse of the weak Slippy. Seriously, stfu. I'm so not going to let him outlast the whole NW side. I cannot allow that wrong to happen. ~friends forever~ > ~inactives forever~ kthx.

On a happier note, I just realized that Crystal is the last surviving NW tribe! <3 <3 <3 lolpwnt Lylat borewhores you are all dead now. <3

Back to Bowser's stupid ass. He's obviously targeting me now and I can't really blame him. If he wins the next challenge and picks the Double Arena Line Card (I kinda think there will be one. Just a gut feeling), I'm utterly screwed.

He really is fucking dumb though. Snake doesn't even want him in this game. Apparently, Smash wanted Bowser out the round where Sloppy and Sonic died. LOL. I would cream my pants if Snake screws him over Sunday, because Krystal wouldn't have. She was pretty loyal to him, whereas the Smash side that he oh so desperately wants to hand the game over to doesn't want anything to do with him for the most part. Whatever, since I accepted that I probably won't win this game, I'm going to make sure to use my borrowed time to take out people like him. If I can outlast him and be one of the last two remaining NW along with Mario, it'll be a sweet victory in itself. I actually think it's going to work. A lot of people are either really fed up with him or recognize that he must be taken out asap. Me/Mario/Zelda/Metapod/Diddy/Snake/Lucas have all expressed interest in taking him out, so if the format is Mario Party and he's vulnerable and I'm in attendance, he's completely fucked. I have the most powerful tool ever for that particular format and it would be a complete delight to use it to ensure his doom. ;)

Falcon is someone that I completely distrust right now. I did trust him for a while, but as I've told Snake, I'm convinced that he and Bowser are a tight pair that will go all the way to the end if we keep trusting their bullshit. Falcon is clearly not trying in power challenge and targets people like IC and Squirtle to me because he wants to be sure that if I win, I won't take out anyone too valuable to his game. By directing my target to them, he can also save his face if I sell him out because who cares about them really? They are the worst PMers who made the merge by miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. But I see through his bullshit now and I would have no problem going after him as soon as he's vulnerable.

Zelda <3 <3 <3

I can't believe that she survived MP and that Krystal basically agreed to be killed for her. I wonder what I would have done in her place. idek. But I 100% trust Zelda at this point. She's one of the 2 people I truly love that is still in this game. I should start riding her coattails completely and goatify myself. It's probably the one strategy that could get me to the end of this game alol =/ But yeah, I really love Zelda and we share the same hatred for the two turtles. I should ask her if she hates Koops as much as I do. Turtles are truly awful.

Metapod

Metapod is Zelda's Navi.

Mario <3 <3 <3

My ultimate fantasy in this game is for Mario and I to somehow make it to the final 2. =O We were booted together at merge and we were always together in everything through these two games. How hot would it be if we made it to the end here? Along with Zelda, he's the only person I really care for here.


Snake

My relationship with Snake exploded this evening. Here's two more PMs to add to the chain starting with his response:


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First off, where have you been all my life and who told you that I love nothing more than an essay pm when I have time to answer it. I swear Blondz must be in your confessional going "send Snake a long pm" because she does this to me in every game we play, and I end up falling in love with her and screwing myself up trying to work with her.  :lol:

Anyways, I'm not even sure where to begin. I'm just going to number things that you brought up and hopefully respond to all of them.

1. Smash sticking together - I don't know if anyone ever came out and said Smash TOP 9, no discussion but anyone who tells you there wasn't at least a well verbalized plan of not voting people out from the Smash side is lying completely to your face. People might not have planned on staying loyal to it, but it was there. It was mentioned constantly, and even though I don't think it was anyone's intention, its very obvious that a side war developed and if a move against Zelda hadn't made, it was very likely going to be something that continued until either you/Mario won or until you were gone.

2. Bowser. You do not need to tell me that this guy is a threat. Trust me, I am well aware of this, and to be quite honest, there was a plan to knock him out instead of Sonic or Peachy the night that Sonic left. I mean technically he wasn't Smash, so it could be discussed.  :P  I know how he dominated VASS2 and he did it by getting in the middle of things and taking out the challenge whores that weren't close to him. If there's one person, I don't trust in this game, its him. That said, I also know he's not going to vote me out the next round because he just "saved" me and probably expects me to be loyal to that, and as you said, I'm not a challenge threat. And I know you said I've been doing better than my reputation, but my reputation is just that I suck in comparison to everyone who's good. If this wasn't an All Star cast, I'd probably be holding my own, but it is, so I'm going to come out near the bottom in most things. I just haven't played in a long time, and I haven't played on an Invision Board in literally years. That said, I have no intention of this guy getting to the end, and if he were to be up against just about anyone, I'd vote him out. My only hesitation being if he's against someone trying to get me out, he at least is not doing that yet. But he also won't take me to the end. He'll take Squirtle and Falcon or Squirtle and Ganon or maybe even Metapod. They are the goats in this game - and he will take them.

3. I know you're not some big ORG vet, but come on that means nothing. We all know you're good. Some of the ORG vets are not good. I mean I love a lot of the people in this game to death, but someone like Bassy is considered an ORG vet. He's been around since like 2006. Is anyone threatened by him? No. I know Maj and spn have these great reputations, but you were known to be friends with them outside the game and everyone knows you have skill. Honestly, take that as a major compliment. Because that's what is was.

4. I know Falcon created the challenge whore alliance - and Bowser's also been ragging on it since its creation. Lucas and Zelda and even Falcon have told people about it. Its never been a secret, but they all made it seem like you and Krystal were very loyal to it and that Mario was just tagging along. (everyone seemed to be throwing Mario to the wolves every chance they got, poor guy.)

5. Zelda. I have never tried to get her out and still think that move last round was a completely stupid move by those involved. I get why they were threatened by Zelda, but it was the wrong time to try and take her out - and I still don't think I have any intention of taking her out even though she did vote for me. I also think she's going to be the one to send Bowser home, so she definitely has a purpose right now.

6. Falcon. I think you are missing some huge aspects to his game right now. You can't forget that he was on a tribe with Zelda and Diddy. Don't forget that he has those relationships in place, because assigning him sole loyalty to Bowser is overlooking much of his game. He hasn't had to do anything because he's been in the perfect position over here all game. Targeting Squirtle? Psh. Everyone's going after Squirtle since he's such an easy target. I mean, I even see the benefit in doing that since he's such a wildcard sometimes and I know people have been talking about it and think Squirtle and I are super close due to our secret triad. Its the same reason you've been grouped with Mario and Lucas so much this game - and you and I both know now that you weren't most loyal to them. To be quite honest, my loyalty to my side has been just that - loyalty to a side. If there's anyone I feel indebted to its Lucas, so if we're declaring a truce, I'm just telling you right now, I will get angry if Lucas goes home. Everyone else has in some way lied to me or used me - and I believe you about that, because in some sense, I made it happen to try and get Smash to stick together as best I could because that was the option that seemed like it would work the best to get me deeper in the game. If 9 other people weren't going to vote me out.




So where do we stand right now? Let me be real with you. Everyone thinks I want you out next. That's the common assumption. People are like "oh you must want Doop or Zelda out next, right?"

Or "you're with Ganon, Bowser, and Squirtle for sure right?"

No. I'm not. Nor do I desire at all to be. They put my game in danger at the last vote, and I honestly believe with maybe the exception of Squirtle, none of them have my best interests in mind. And Squirtle and I don't see things at all eye to eye as evidenced by the vote last round.

So here's the thing. I don't want to bullshit you. You could still be in trouble. I am going to just slide down over here and let them duke it out and hope I don't get caught up in shit - but I probably will since that's what's been happening. However, I do think it benefits both of us greatly to keep the other one in the game. I'm not going to make some grandiose final three alliance because right now a. I can't promise that and b . you'd be dumb to believe that from me right now since I can't promise that and you are going to have the stigma of underdog when you get to the end.

I think you are getting much closer to figuring out the Smash dynamics, which I'm unsure about as well. I am definitely agreeing to at least your truce. We have no reason to take each other out. And I think you've been completely straightforward me, and I know I could see you as desperate and therefore not to be trusted, but I hope I can believe you. So I'm choosing to do so.

I think we can make something work here. Especially because everyone thinks I want you dead and vice versa. I think we both know who's running the game and we both know what needs to be done. I don't know if I can firmly stand on a side just yet - not until I see how the next round goes, but at the very least I can do my best to keep you safe so when we're sure just exactly what's going on and what's the best way to move forward in this game, we can figure it out.


I love essay PMs too and I swear, that last PM (and most likely this one too) was the longest I've sent since HP3 before I had to go inactive because of RL issues. I'm sure you can figure out who I shared those PMs with, Blondz, of course. Both games we've played together, we sent each other 1000+ word essays back and forth. I send essays to whoever wants them and can reply back because I'm generally to give less than the other person. Unless they are painfully boring of course, but that doesn't happen a lot. I can only think of three people beside you who can write so much in PMs: Blondz, DGT and Maj. Yope sent me a few but he told me that he would only do that for me, you or PinotEnvy. I tend to ally with those people even though I often bitch about PMs being exhausting, how ironic right? Smuffy pointed this out to me the other day, but why do we always complain about having to send too many PMs, but then when it's time to vote, we usually go after the person who talks to us the least? :lol:

Also, you wrote your PM very fast and don't expect such speed from me. English isn't even my first language so sometimes it takes me a while to figure out how to phrase something. But other than that, I should be able to keep up. ;)

Numbering is a pretty good idea, I'll go along with that.

1. Well I guess you understand how I feel about Lucas now. I owe my survival in this game to him, so I also cannot come after him like you mentioned near the end of your PM, but the fact that he has spent the entire merge (and still does) saying "I wasn't aware that there were sides? I don't think that anyone is sticking to their game." is what concerns me because it's such a blatant unnecessary lie. I just don't know why he keeps saying this because it's an obvious reality that I have accepted a long time ago. I mean Squirtle using his star and saying "yw Smash Bros" was the confirmation to a very obvious truth and it happened a while ago so I don't know why he keeps denying this. I'm just curious even though it's way too minor to be a reason for me to come after him especially since, again he apparently saved me from the complete embarrasment of going home with an idol in my pocket. I guess him saving us in MP is something we have in common. :lol:

2. Ugh, there really was a plan? I so wish it happened. <_< Actually that was the thing who raised the first red flag for me with Falcon/Bowser. Falcon choosing who to keep out of the arena and choosing Bowser over Peachy. He told me specifically that Smuffy needed a break so saving PT who would have had an easy time destroying Sonic and Slippy in the arena over the nervous wreck that Smuffy is was pretty weird. Well see it this way, Bowser won't vote you out the next round because he know he'll have all the occasions in the world to do it later down the road. But assuming that the next format is Mario Party and that by some kind of huge twist of fate, he fails to score one of the four best times and isn't immune. And we have the numbers to boot him in his face. Would you be willing to do it? I'm talking about the classic Golden Opportunity that happens once in every Blue Moon. It probably won't happen and it's exactly what makes the guy so dangerous. He sets himself up as a huge target for everyone, but only goes home when he's vulnerable and people are actually not too scared to do something about it. I'm assuming that there is still at least one Mario Party card out there because of the way Teighteen called us idiots when we denied all those voting rights. I think he wouldn't have overreacted if the odds of a MP round weren't at least 66%, but that's a theory obviously. Anyway, I guess what I mean is if we get in there and have the confirmation that we do have the votes, would you be willing to do it?

3. I do take it as a huge compliment. I just didn't know that everyone associated me with them. :lol: That in itself is a huge compliment, because they are both gaming Gods. I can't believe I've outlasted Maj because she usually kicks my ass. I want to make Final 8 in this. I want to beat all 3 of my characters in GaGa games.

4. Well, to be perfectly honest, I really was loyal to it, but can you blame me? I had nothing else going on gamewise so when it was offered to me I definitely agreed and wasn't going to nominate or target the people in it. I probably should have been more open about it, but I was just scared and not too trusting of anyone. I don't even know why they made that alliance, but it was probably to protect themselves in case one of us three won a challenge while still putting us on the spot by exposing that alliance to the world. It was a pretty good move for them, I'll give them that for sure.

5. Alright then. I unfortunately haven't had the chance to talk to her even for a minute after Krystal's elimination. Needless to say, I have a lot to say to her since we were both in the minority in that last vote. She's certainly after Bowser. I think it'll be pretty easy to get her to target people who were actually after her during that meeting over you. Like Squirtle and Ganon. She was pretty pissed Thursday, so I guess she just decided to take a needed break from this game. Whenever she gets back to me, I'll try to get her to say what she wants to do for the future and I'll keep you updated. I definitely hope to see her lolpwnt Bowser, because very few of us could.

6. I might be missing several aspects to his game, but that would make him even more dangerous. I do think he is Bowser's number 1 ally as it really makes sense when you talk about it, but you're right, he isn't ONLY Bowser's number 1, he is pretty set right now. I agree that targeting Squirtle is the best way for him to stay secure in his position. But had a Survivor round occurred a bit earlier, he was promising everyone that he would vote Metapod out. Again, easy target and not too much of a splash if he actually did that. But yeah, being selected last in every AL pick'em gave him the perfect motive to jump ship. He's probably allied with everyone right now and I do not trust him. He's telling me that he wants to help me no matter what, yet he has been sandbagging every power challenge in this game. I still maintain that he's someone to look out for. However, he's immune this round and the numbers probably wouldn't be there. I don't want him out quite yet, if anything, it only pushes the target more onto Bowser since he probably really wants to go to the end with him and beat him again like he did in VASS2. And yes, everyone sees you and Squirtle as a tight pair, but I guess it probably advantages you because you'd most likely survive against him on the block if someone was to nominate you both together. I believe you when you say that you actually aren't a tight pair as I really wasn't that close to my secret group ever yet people have been talking about how dangerous Lucas and Doopliss were together for rounds.


Well thanks for the honesty. I trust you if only because I have to. You can definitely trust me. Going into this round, there were only a spoonful of people I wouldn't target at all, so it's not like I'm making any deal I cannot honor. I didn't really speak to anyone this week-end the place has been pretty quiet.

But anyway, so I actually am the target along with Zelda? Like if the choice is between Mario and I, I will get the boot? Why? :lol:

You are totally right though, Ganon and Bowser, especially, were discussing booting Zelda before she even voted which pressed her to offer an immediate alternative and vote for you in panic. That was the first vote cast. I still don't know what we were all thinking during that Mario Party ceremony. :lol:

I'm not going to come after you at all. You have also been straight-forward with me. It was almost awkward until today, but I'm happy that we were able to turn the page. For now, my immediate survival is much more important than end game plans, so I wasn't asking for one. I fully realize that I have absolutely no shot at winning this game because everyone who was possibly willing to let me get there is probably sitting on the jury bench right now. That's what I've basically been saying, I'm completely broken right now and even if I do manage to rebuild myself, it will be too little too late. If you are willing to keep me in the game until around the mid single digits, I cannot ask anything more really, because I know it's unrealistic at this point. -_-

Well I AM desperate, but I'm certainly not begging everyone for short-term safety right now. I'm pretty much emptying my bag to you and I have nothing to hide or lose really. We'll see where this will lead us, but I'm not ungrateful and I will look out for you. At this point, I'm probably the one benefiting the most from this agreement since you're in a much better position than I am, but if I ever finally win a challenge in this game, I certainly won't use the power to fuck with your game in any way. I swear.

Anyways, I just want to thank you. Seriously, it means a lot to me that you're willing to do that, even if it's just for the time being. This week has been a pretty shitty one for my game, so I'm definitely hoping that we can at least start the third one on the right foot. <3


I'm actually tempted to believe him. :o I mean, who in their right mind would willingly exchange 1500+ word strategical novels back and forth with someone for no reason? He's actually amazing and if he really do want to help me out for a bit, I will love him forever.


That's all. -_- In summary, I'm trying my best to buy me some time in this game, I'm not optimistic at all, but I'm sure that the people on the jury who fell before me wouldn't be too happy with me if I just gave up so I'll do my best to fight through the week. If I can get something like 5-7th place, I will be very satisfied. If I get first, I will wake up. :(


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Thanks Toadette and MH. =O Could someone fix the bold tag? :lol:
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Let's talk (if you are capable of that) :lol:

I'm in really deep shit right now because Krystal and I tried to save Zelda which pissed Bowser off so he killed Krystal instead because he's a dipshit. :rolleyes: The Smash people are after Zelda and I at this point, I have no idea where you stand on this, but I'm completely desperate at the point of asking a Metapod for help. :unsure:

I cannot wait for your response. <3


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Scott Max 2:01 am it's true I talked about how much you suck in this game, shadow of your former self, how you have no friends, how you are a wasted space
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I am optimistic for you tonight and in this game. If there is anyone that can work shit and make shit happen, it's you. I really hope the game changes and you and Mario can do some damage. I don't want to see either you go.

I think what you're doing is brilliant and I hope everything works and works out.

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There's no fucking point anymore. =/
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Just concentrate and win that challenge. You absolutely can do it!
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I'm so glad you posted those pm exchanges - they were definitely the only time I went into novel length at all in this game and because of them I was ready to keep you over quite a few people.

Fuck Smash, I should have just flipped to the people I liked talking to.
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Use this one, at least. So it gets some wear somehow.

Aw, that means that I probably had one made up too? How tragique. :(
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I have been procrastinating, but I will update now that I'm bored on Saturday night. -_-

Ok, so since my last big update, I have officially lost two of my closest allies. It really sucked. =/

However, I must say that the One Ring/Mario Party format is probably my favorite format of them all. Seriously. I know it just killed two solid allies, but whatever, it's still completely awesome, nerve-wracking and can lead to completely innovative strategies. I think one of you two should host a game using this format exclusively. It could seriously be the best game ever. I will of course cohost and not play. :doopliss

But ugh, Smuffy leaving was awful. I didn't even use my idol because I'm a stupid ass and I wanted to try something ballsy. It nearly got me out lmao. Surviving was bittersweet because I lost a good friend. Seriously, say what you want about Peachy, but her story arc in this game was fabulous. Her making it to the Final 13 was a miracle in itself truly. Peachy <3 <3 <3 ~ff~


Then things somehow got worse. I'm going to explain what happened from my perspective during that meeting and just before that. I ask Lucas if he is willing to join NW and boot a SSB, he says "for you, yes". Then he said Diddy, someone I didn't want to see leave, but was willing to boot to save Krystal. But then he says "please don't hate me". I think he was actually going to boot me there. When I played my idol, he backpedaled, but I'm not dumb. So I tried to say "Ok, let's boot Diddy" but immediately after my post, we were sent to Mario Party. I was like... FUCK. I didn't know what would happen at all. The rest is history. I wasn't going to vote Zelda, at the time, I had no fucking idea that Bowser would be a fucking idiot and stab someone who wasn't after him at all in the face, so when Zelda voted Snake, I figured we were fine. But obviously, I was wrong and when Krystal also refused to vote Zelda, she was killed instead. Then Lucas tried to pin the blame on me, but not only did he not speak up during the ceremony, but never did he say he'd vote Diddy out over Krystal. I'm sure he wouldn't have anyway.

But ugh, losing Krystal was the worst possible scenario besides me leaving of course. She was my main ally for so long. She was capable of winning challenges. She was someone who I'm pretty confident would have gone all the way with me. She also is a very good friend so her boot was just the worst. It was worse than Sonic's and Peachy's because I was there and I couldn't save her. =/

I'm literally fucked right now. I think I can buy myself a few rounds, but I'm never going to win this game. There is absolutely no fucking way that it will happen. I mean at this point, there is only one person who I trust to keep me to the end and it's Mario. It could be worse, but I really don't see us both going all the way. They are still targeting us and we are 2. alol. Also, not only do I have jurors sending me to the Prize Room showing who they are rooting for, but if I make it to like final 5-6 the other people won't want me to make it to the end because I'll probably have the underdog stigma of overcoming huge odds. I don't have the necessary challenge skills to whore myself to the end. There's absolutely no way that I can win this thing. Oh well, I'll try to live as long as I can and I probably won't be too devastated when I go. =/ I guess the one thing I have going for me right now is that I can be totally ruthless with these people and I won't feel bad at all. There are two people in this game I would feel bad voting out, I don't know how long I can stay in this game, but if I can outlast 3 or 4 of these assholes, I will have a merry Christmas. :D


Lucas is someone who I don't trust in the least. He just told me that he wasn't loyal at all to the Z/L/D/K alliance but that he would be totally loyal to an alliance of him, Zelda, me and Mario. LOL. He's a sneaky bastard but he's also the safest person in this game and everyone is protecting him. Unfortunately, only Mario, Diddy and I seem to realize how sneaky he is so targeting him with all his friends openly protecting him (Zelda, Snake, Falcon) and with his idol, he's basically in cruise control right now. I just can't believe that people are letting him. I mean Zelda, Snake AND Falcon? Those three are not even close to each other and are all OPENLY protecting him. What a bastard God, seriously. He's probably going to win this game. I wouldn't even mind. Snoopy is one of the best and most intimidating gamers on the circuit for sure. Me not trusting him is probably the least of his worries.

Ganondorf is an emotional wreck. I don't even know if it's an act but I'm going to try to make him feel bad about pushing his friends aside, even though I barely even know the guy alol. <3 Though, he hasn't answered my PM when he came back. What's up with that? You asked for a deal remember? :rolleyes: I just sent him a kick in the ass PM to wake him up. :doopliss


I tried to talk to Squirtle again after a few days of ignoring him. He's unbearable. I don't know why he can only talk in sentences, that shit is so annoying. -_- I don't know how an essay fanatic like Snake can work with him. Falcon wants him gone and Snake told me that he wasn't the only one and that even he would be willing to do it. =O Oh god I would be all over that.


Except, I want Bowser gone at all cost. He's been such a shitty person to deal with in this game. Is he still pissed because of Wolf's move? Apparently he straight up flipped on NW and swore our doom to avenge him and Panther. LMAO. What a fucking dumbass delusional loser. Yes, I knew about it and didn't notify the host, but you're the one who tried to get Slippy to give his idol to Fox to idol me or Mario out of this game for no fucking reason. Was I really going to step up for you after that? I'm sure that if I did the same thing to him, he'd be threatening me in public and announcing me as his number one target for trying to abuse of the weak Slippy. Seriously, stfu. I'm so not going to let him outlast the whole NW side. I cannot allow that wrong to happen. ~friends forever~ > ~inactives forever~ kthx.

On a happier note, I just realized that Crystal is the last surviving NW tribe! <3 <3 <3 lolpwnt Lylat borewhores you are all dead now. <3

Back to Bowser's stupid ass. He's obviously targeting me now and I can't really blame him. If he wins the next challenge and picks the Double Arena Line Card (I kinda think there will be one. Just a gut feeling), I'm utterly screwed.

He really is fucking dumb though. Snake doesn't even want him in this game. Apparently, Smash wanted Bowser out the round where Sloppy and Sonic died. LOL. I would cream my pants if Snake screws him over Sunday, because Krystal wouldn't have. She was pretty loyal to him, whereas the Smash side that he oh so desperately wants to hand the game over to doesn't want anything to do with him for the most part. Whatever, since I accepted that I probably won't win this game, I'm going to make sure to use my borrowed time to take out people like him. If I can outlast him and be one of the last two remaining NW along with Mario, it'll be a sweet victory in itself. I actually think it's going to work. A lot of people are either really fed up with him or recognize that he must be taken out asap. Me/Mario/Zelda/Metapod/Diddy/Snake/Lucas have all expressed interest in taking him out, so if the format is Mario Party and he's vulnerable and I'm in attendance, he's completely fucked. I have the most powerful tool ever for that particular format and it would be a complete delight to use it to ensure his doom. ;)

Falcon is someone that I completely distrust right now. I did trust him for a while, but as I've told Snake, I'm convinced that he and Bowser are a tight pair that will go all the way to the end if we keep trusting their bullshit. Falcon is clearly not trying in power challenge and targets people like IC and Squirtle to me because he wants to be sure that if I win, I won't take out anyone too valuable to his game. By directing my target to them, he can also save his face if I sell him out because who cares about them really? They are the worst PMers who made the merge by miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. But I see through his bullshit now and I would have no problem going after him as soon as he's vulnerable.

Zelda <3 <3 <3

I can't believe that she survived MP and that Krystal basically agreed to be killed for her. I wonder what I would have done in her place. idek. But I 100% trust Zelda at this point. She's one of the 2 people I truly love that is still in this game. I should start riding her coattails completely and goatify myself. It's probably the one strategy that could get me to the end of this game alol =/ But yeah, I really love Zelda and we share the same hatred for the two turtles. I should ask her if she hates Koops as much as I do. Turtles are truly awful.

Metapod

Metapod is Zelda's Navi.

Mario <3 <3 <3

My ultimate fantasy in this game is for Mario and I to somehow make it to the final 2. =O We were booted together at merge and we were always together in everything through these two games. How hot would it be if we made it to the end here? Along with Zelda, he's the only person I really care for here.


Snake

My relationship with Snake exploded this evening. Here's two more PMs to add to the chain starting with his response:


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First off, where have you been all my life and who told you that I love nothing more than an essay pm when I have time to answer it. I swear Blondz must be in your confessional going "send Snake a long pm" because she does this to me in every game we play, and I end up falling in love with her and screwing myself up trying to work with her.  :lol:

Anyways, I'm not even sure where to begin. I'm just going to number things that you brought up and hopefully respond to all of them.

1. Smash sticking together - I don't know if anyone ever came out and said Smash TOP 9, no discussion but anyone who tells you there wasn't at least a well verbalized plan of not voting people out from the Smash side is lying completely to your face. People might not have planned on staying loyal to it, but it was there. It was mentioned constantly, and even though I don't think it was anyone's intention, its very obvious that a side war developed and if a move against Zelda hadn't made, it was very likely going to be something that continued until either you/Mario won or until you were gone.

2. Bowser. You do not need to tell me that this guy is a threat. Trust me, I am well aware of this, and to be quite honest, there was a plan to knock him out instead of Sonic or Peachy the night that Sonic left. I mean technically he wasn't Smash, so it could be discussed.  :P  I know how he dominated VASS2 and he did it by getting in the middle of things and taking out the challenge whores that weren't close to him. If there's one person, I don't trust in this game, its him. That said, I also know he's not going to vote me out the next round because he just "saved" me and probably expects me to be loyal to that, and as you said, I'm not a challenge threat. And I know you said I've been doing better than my reputation, but my reputation is just that I suck in comparison to everyone who's good. If this wasn't an All Star cast, I'd probably be holding my own, but it is, so I'm going to come out near the bottom in most things. I just haven't played in a long time, and I haven't played on an Invision Board in literally years. That said, I have no intention of this guy getting to the end, and if he were to be up against just about anyone, I'd vote him out. My only hesitation being if he's against someone trying to get me out, he at least is not doing that yet. But he also won't take me to the end. He'll take Squirtle and Falcon or Squirtle and Ganon or maybe even Metapod. They are the goats in this game - and he will take them.

3. I know you're not some big ORG vet, but come on that means nothing. We all know you're good. Some of the ORG vets are not good. I mean I love a lot of the people in this game to death, but someone like Bassy is considered an ORG vet. He's been around since like 2006. Is anyone threatened by him? No. I know Maj and spn have these great reputations, but you were known to be friends with them outside the game and everyone knows you have skill. Honestly, take that as a major compliment. Because that's what is was.

4. I know Falcon created the challenge whore alliance - and Bowser's also been ragging on it since its creation. Lucas and Zelda and even Falcon have told people about it. Its never been a secret, but they all made it seem like you and Krystal were very loyal to it and that Mario was just tagging along. (everyone seemed to be throwing Mario to the wolves every chance they got, poor guy.)

5. Zelda. I have never tried to get her out and still think that move last round was a completely stupid move by those involved. I get why they were threatened by Zelda, but it was the wrong time to try and take her out - and I still don't think I have any intention of taking her out even though she did vote for me. I also think she's going to be the one to send Bowser home, so she definitely has a purpose right now.

6. Falcon. I think you are missing some huge aspects to his game right now. You can't forget that he was on a tribe with Zelda and Diddy. Don't forget that he has those relationships in place, because assigning him sole loyalty to Bowser is overlooking much of his game. He hasn't had to do anything because he's been in the perfect position over here all game. Targeting Squirtle? Psh. Everyone's going after Squirtle since he's such an easy target. I mean, I even see the benefit in doing that since he's such a wildcard sometimes and I know people have been talking about it and think Squirtle and I are super close due to our secret triad. Its the same reason you've been grouped with Mario and Lucas so much this game - and you and I both know now that you weren't most loyal to them. To be quite honest, my loyalty to my side has been just that - loyalty to a side. If there's anyone I feel indebted to its Lucas, so if we're declaring a truce, I'm just telling you right now, I will get angry if Lucas goes home. Everyone else has in some way lied to me or used me - and I believe you about that, because in some sense, I made it happen to try and get Smash to stick together as best I could because that was the option that seemed like it would work the best to get me deeper in the game. If 9 other people weren't going to vote me out.




So where do we stand right now? Let me be real with you. Everyone thinks I want you out next. That's the common assumption. People are like "oh you must want Doop or Zelda out next, right?"

Or "you're with Ganon, Bowser, and Squirtle for sure right?"

No. I'm not. Nor do I desire at all to be. They put my game in danger at the last vote, and I honestly believe with maybe the exception of Squirtle, none of them have my best interests in mind. And Squirtle and I don't see things at all eye to eye as evidenced by the vote last round.

So here's the thing. I don't want to bullshit you. You could still be in trouble. I am going to just slide down over here and let them duke it out and hope I don't get caught up in shit - but I probably will since that's what's been happening. However, I do think it benefits both of us greatly to keep the other one in the game. I'm not going to make some grandiose final three alliance because right now a. I can't promise that and b . you'd be dumb to believe that from me right now since I can't promise that and you are going to have the stigma of underdog when you get to the end.

I think you are getting much closer to figuring out the Smash dynamics, which I'm unsure about as well. I am definitely agreeing to at least your truce. We have no reason to take each other out. And I think you've been completely straightforward me, and I know I could see you as desperate and therefore not to be trusted, but I hope I can believe you. So I'm choosing to do so.

I think we can make something work here. Especially because everyone thinks I want you dead and vice versa. I think we both know who's running the game and we both know what needs to be done. I don't know if I can firmly stand on a side just yet - not until I see how the next round goes, but at the very least I can do my best to keep you safe so when we're sure just exactly what's going on and what's the best way to move forward in this game, we can figure it out.


I love essay PMs too and I swear, that last PM (and most likely this one too) was the longest I've sent since HP3 before I had to go inactive because of RL issues. I'm sure you can figure out who I shared those PMs with, Blondz, of course. Both games we've played together, we sent each other 1000+ word essays back and forth. I send essays to whoever wants them and can reply back because I'm generally to give less than the other person. Unless they are painfully boring of course, but that doesn't happen a lot. I can only think of three people beside you who can write so much in PMs: Blondz, DGT and Maj. Yope sent me a few but he told me that he would only do that for me, you or PinotEnvy. I tend to ally with those people even though I often bitch about PMs being exhausting, how ironic right? Smuffy pointed this out to me the other day, but why do we always complain about having to send too many PMs, but then when it's time to vote, we usually go after the person who talks to us the least? :lol:

Also, you wrote your PM very fast and don't expect such speed from me. English isn't even my first language so sometimes it takes me a while to figure out how to phrase something. But other than that, I should be able to keep up. ;)

Numbering is a pretty good idea, I'll go along with that.

1. Well I guess you understand how I feel about Lucas now. I owe my survival in this game to him, so I also cannot come after him like you mentioned near the end of your PM, but the fact that he has spent the entire merge (and still does) saying "I wasn't aware that there were sides? I don't think that anyone is sticking to their game." is what concerns me because it's such a blatant unnecessary lie. I just don't know why he keeps saying this because it's an obvious reality that I have accepted a long time ago. I mean Squirtle using his star and saying "yw Smash Bros" was the confirmation to a very obvious truth and it happened a while ago so I don't know why he keeps denying this. I'm just curious even though it's way too minor to be a reason for me to come after him especially since, again he apparently saved me from the complete embarrasment of going home with an idol in my pocket. I guess him saving us in MP is something we have in common. :lol:

2. Ugh, there really was a plan? I so wish it happened. <_< Actually that was the thing who raised the first red flag for me with Falcon/Bowser. Falcon choosing who to keep out of the arena and choosing Bowser over Peachy. He told me specifically that Smuffy needed a break so saving PT who would have had an easy time destroying Sonic and Slippy in the arena over the nervous wreck that Smuffy is was pretty weird. Well see it this way, Bowser won't vote you out the next round because he know he'll have all the occasions in the world to do it later down the road. But assuming that the next format is Mario Party and that by some kind of huge twist of fate, he fails to score one of the four best times and isn't immune. And we have the numbers to boot him in his face. Would you be willing to do it? I'm talking about the classic Golden Opportunity that happens once in every Blue Moon. It probably won't happen and it's exactly what makes the guy so dangerous. He sets himself up as a huge target for everyone, but only goes home when he's vulnerable and people are actually not too scared to do something about it. I'm assuming that there is still at least one Mario Party card out there because of the way Teighteen called us idiots when we denied all those voting rights. I think he wouldn't have overreacted if the odds of a MP round weren't at least 66%, but that's a theory obviously. Anyway, I guess what I mean is if we get in there and have the confirmation that we do have the votes, would you be willing to do it?

3. I do take it as a huge compliment. I just didn't know that everyone associated me with them. :lol: That in itself is a huge compliment, because they are both gaming Gods. I can't believe I've outlasted Maj because she usually kicks my ass. I want to make Final 8 in this. I want to beat all 3 of my characters in GaGa games.

4. Well, to be perfectly honest, I really was loyal to it, but can you blame me? I had nothing else going on gamewise so when it was offered to me I definitely agreed and wasn't going to nominate or target the people in it. I probably should have been more open about it, but I was just scared and not too trusting of anyone. I don't even know why they made that alliance, but it was probably to protect themselves in case one of us three won a challenge while still putting us on the spot by exposing that alliance to the world. It was a pretty good move for them, I'll give them that for sure.

5. Alright then. I unfortunately haven't had the chance to talk to her even for a minute after Krystal's elimination. Needless to say, I have a lot to say to her since we were both in the minority in that last vote. She's certainly after Bowser. I think it'll be pretty easy to get her to target people who were actually after her during that meeting over you. Like Squirtle and Ganon. She was pretty pissed Thursday, so I guess she just decided to take a needed break from this game. Whenever she gets back to me, I'll try to get her to say what she wants to do for the future and I'll keep you updated. I definitely hope to see her lolpwnt Bowser, because very few of us could.

6. I might be missing several aspects to his game, but that would make him even more dangerous. I do think he is Bowser's number 1 ally as it really makes sense when you talk about it, but you're right, he isn't ONLY Bowser's number 1, he is pretty set right now. I agree that targeting Squirtle is the best way for him to stay secure in his position. But had a Survivor round occurred a bit earlier, he was promising everyone that he would vote Metapod out. Again, easy target and not too much of a splash if he actually did that. But yeah, being selected last in every AL pick'em gave him the perfect motive to jump ship. He's probably allied with everyone right now and I do not trust him. He's telling me that he wants to help me no matter what, yet he has been sandbagging every power challenge in this game. I still maintain that he's someone to look out for. However, he's immune this round and the numbers probably wouldn't be there. I don't want him out quite yet, if anything, it only pushes the target more onto Bowser since he probably really wants to go to the end with him and beat him again like he did in VASS2. And yes, everyone sees you and Squirtle as a tight pair, but I guess it probably advantages you because you'd most likely survive against him on the block if someone was to nominate you both together. I believe you when you say that you actually aren't a tight pair as I really wasn't that close to my secret group ever yet people have been talking about how dangerous Lucas and Doopliss were together for rounds.


Well thanks for the honesty. I trust you if only because I have to. You can definitely trust me. Going into this round, there were only a spoonful of people I wouldn't target at all, so it's not like I'm making any deal I cannot honor. I didn't really speak to anyone this week-end the place has been pretty quiet.

But anyway, so I actually am the target along with Zelda? Like if the choice is between Mario and I, I will get the boot? Why? :lol:

You are totally right though, Ganon and Bowser, especially, were discussing booting Zelda before she even voted which pressed her to offer an immediate alternative and vote for you in panic. That was the first vote cast. I still don't know what we were all thinking during that Mario Party ceremony. :lol:

I'm not going to come after you at all. You have also been straight-forward with me. It was almost awkward until today, but I'm happy that we were able to turn the page. For now, my immediate survival is much more important than end game plans, so I wasn't asking for one. I fully realize that I have absolutely no shot at winning this game because everyone who was possibly willing to let me get there is probably sitting on the jury bench right now. That's what I've basically been saying, I'm completely broken right now and even if I do manage to rebuild myself, it will be too little too late. If you are willing to keep me in the game until around the mid single digits, I cannot ask anything more really, because I know it's unrealistic at this point. -_-

Well I AM desperate, but I'm certainly not begging everyone for short-term safety right now. I'm pretty much emptying my bag to you and I have nothing to hide or lose really. We'll see where this will lead us, but I'm not ungrateful and I will look out for you. At this point, I'm probably the one benefiting the most from this agreement since you're in a much better position than I am, but if I ever finally win a challenge in this game, I certainly won't use the power to fuck with your game in any way. I swear.

Anyways, I just want to thank you. Seriously, it means a lot to me that you're willing to do that, even if it's just for the time being. This week has been a pretty shitty one for my game, so I'm definitely hoping that we can at least start the third one on the right foot. <3


I'm actually tempted to believe him. :o I mean, who in their right mind would willingly exchange 1500+ word strategical novels back and forth with someone for no reason? He's actually amazing and if he really do want to help me out for a bit, I will love him forever.


That's all. -_- In summary, I'm trying my best to buy me some time in this game, I'm not optimistic at all, but I'm sure that the people on the jury who fell before me wouldn't be too happy with me if I just gave up so I'll do my best to fight through the week. If I can get something like 5-7th place, I will be very satisfied. If I get first, I will wake up. :(


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Holy mother of god. I have NEVER written such long shit in my life. Ever.

If you need to write a 30 page essay to stick around then maybe it really just isn't fucking worth it. :lol:
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