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Episode 9 | Final 16 Redux; Let me break it down for you, sweetheart
Topic Started: Jan 29 2014, 08:38 PM (215 Views)
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I'm going to run through this shit. Quick. Obvious reasons. Larry going home was expected. That was the plan Tate and I put in place, and it worked out. Moira sucks for not getting us those last points on that challenge, because Larry would have been a really good fucking buffer to have. But getting down to that four is a blessing on that team. So that was nice. I will miss my time on Murder House, although I certainly welcomed a change. But now...I might be regretting that.


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Duh. This was the most obvious choice for me. With the help of my Murder House crew and Sister Jude, we pushed this to make it happen. Luckily, the Coven liked her plea too it seems so they must have helped rank her high. I wanted Constance back for obvious reasons. One, do you know how much I have been dying for a rivalry? I mean, hello? Two, the Lange triumvirate just needed to happen. If there was ever a group of women you wanted to work together, it's them. Three, I fought harder than anyone on this team to keep Constance around. It was really bothering me that I didn't push Moira harder that night and now I have a chance to redeem myself. When people here were suggesting LARRY come back, I was grossed out. Not going to lie. So I made Sister Jude scoff at his horrendous typing. :<3 But Constance coming back should be good for Chad. Like I said, she has absolutely no reason to be pissed at me since I actually wanted to give her a chance on that team. If she were to fold and boot me, I would be severely pissed off. No fucking joke.


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How do I survive this shit? Because I'm already a target, I know that. Fiona already told Jude she has no use for the "men," so fuck her. But on the one hand, I don't blame Fiona because realistically, what options does she have? She obviously wants her Coven protected. She wants the Lange's protected. Ben has an idol. So it's either me or Pepper. But I see through Fiona's shit, and I'm going to point out to Constance. They should not let Fiona have all these safety nets.

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Here's how this team looks as of right now, and not taking into account that people may have two players here. Sister Jude has Pepper. Fiona has Cordelia. Constance needs someone to champion her, which is what I proposed to her. Now Ben and LaLaurie are always going to play for immunity because they have idols and want to protect them. I do have my round skipper, but again, if I play it and we win the challenge? I wasted it and that's dumb. So I don't know. AS of right now, my plan is this. Pepper, Jude, Cordelia, Fiona, Constance and I all play for voting rights. Cordelia apparently sucks so I'm hoping we can block her out. If we successfully do that, we can vote her out and flush her power. That is a threat to all of us for her to have and Fiona can cry about it, but I don't really give a shit. The other option would be to vote Pepper out, and I think that might be an easier sell because Jude will tell Fiona to just go ahead and execute her. I know how cruel that is, but I care more about my safety. I just don't want to lose either Jude or Chad before jury, and the thought that it could very well happen tonight is making me cry like a little girl inside. Twilight had less people and the jury started tonight, so why couldn't you do that? :cry[/align]
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Because I don't like ridiculously huge juries. :o

gl though.
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Fucking A. This game. LaLaurie wants me to play for immunity because everyone else is going for voting rights like we agreed but if I do that, I'm taking a vote away from Jude and Constance. Fiona also apparently told Cordelia about all the Jessica's working together, so now Cordelia is worried. And if Chad is there and I vote against my SG mates? I'm exposing my hand.

Pepper, Cordelia - 3 on Constance
The Langes - 3 on ?

Oh for fucks sake, you are an asshole for this format. :cry
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I do not just "dislike" your lifestyle, I absolutely abhor it and I think you are worthy of unspeakable punishments for it. But nonetheless, Chad, I can be very skilled at ignoring your outstanding faggot traits if I need to.
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[align=center]We've already started out rivalry. :<3 Fan me, Patrick. I sent her a really dirty picture of us together with my reply to that above. But anyways, Constance seems to be down with teaming up as a twosome on this side. She does need someone to have her back, coming back in as a "free agent," or so she says. Right. Sure. So when Constance and I were talking last night, she got a little worried because she found out from Fiona that Pepper/Cordelia were looking at her as options. How amazing that Cordelia and Pepper want to protect me when I am ready to slit both of their throats. :<3 So she told me to play my round skipper, and she would go for immunity. That meant it would come down to Fiona and Jude in a tie-breaker assuming Pepper and Cordelia's powers cancel each other out? I think Jude can take Fiona.

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But fuck that. Seriously. So I was going over numbers and shit in my head, and I'm back to pushing my plan to Constance to play for voting rights. I can't outright tell her that she has both Chad and Jude's support but if I look at the numbers - that's THREE votes. Jude, Chad, Constance. I don't want to have everything lay on a challenge because I'm not a compwhore by any means. I think I have been doing pretty good here, but there are some I am absolute shit at. But I do know I am better than Cordelia. So...in plan A, we would have Chad, Constance, Jude, Fiona and Pepper in that voting room. I would push for Pepper to go obviously, and have Jude vote at the very end. Want to see something hilarious that I got from Pepper?

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The Asylum was dreadfully dull. Keep this piece of gossip to yourself darling, but I could not wait to be off that shithole happy.gif I have been whining about the tribe for days now. They are the most uninspiring group of looney tunes I have ever met! I am longing to make real connections instead of just babbling about God endlessly. Obviously I have to hope one of the boots is Constance and then the second one can either be Fiona or if it does end up being Jude I won't throw a spazz about it :<3
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[align=center]Now...what would Sister Jude do if she were to hear of this unspeakable character development? It seems those treatments didn't work so well at Briarcliff, did they? Who Pepper is lying to between Jude and I is irrelevant. It just means she's lying to one of us, and I have just cause to boot her stupid ass. Now I think Fiona would be willing to go along with this plan because why should she want to put her life in the hands of a nullifier? In this scenario, Pepper is out 4-1 and I would deal with the ramifications of my SG after.

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The other thing that could happen is Fiona is boxed out. That leaves Constance, Chad, Jude, Pepper and Cordelia. In that scenario, Jude/Constance would vote for Cordelia. Chad will be the very last one to vote in that case so the girls don't try to pull shit with their tools and have the vote end up being 3-2. If they think Chad is with them, which I'm doing my best to let them know I am, they will vote before me and not play their items. Then Chad will unfortunately have to stab a bitch in the back, but like I said, I care more about my safety. In that scenario, I'll deal with Fiona and my SG afterwards.

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That's my plan. It's either incredibly stupid, or incredibly brilliant. It banks on the fact that some of us can box presumed shitty competitors out and how good Chad is at manipulation. If it works, I am the fucking man. If it blows up in my face, I am a failure at life and really need to stop playing ORGs. But at least I went down swinging. I also need Constance to confirm this shit with me, because she might just want to play this safe and just have Jude and Fiona duel each other, which really sucks. I don't want to do that. You have to take these big risks and I think the potential gain here is pretty fucking huge. We need to start knocking these items out or they are fucking us all over.

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There is also some other shit that could go wrong, like some of us completely failing at the challenge, Pride winning the team challenge, or hell, people having a double here as well. I also have to sell this plan as two different people which is a fucking nightmare, believe me. That means different wording, different sets of people, etc. I just hope it works because I don't think either of our journeys are over.[/align]
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Chad,Jan 30 2014
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Fan me, Patrick.

Um okay no.

But, it is kind of sexy to see you thinking ahead of what you think is best for you and the backs you are willing to stab in the process. You taught me you always look out for you and you only :rolleyes: , but I suppose that can come in handy here.
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Oh Patrick, it's nice to see you. Really. Until I wake up from my wine slumber obviously. Don't judge me.

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Let me just say a few things here bluntly too, Chad. This is going to be straight up and no bullshit. And I am putting every bit of my trust in with you now, which I know you'll be fine with and I hope you don't sell me out. But I highly doubt that, since this is a plan to get us both the hell off of this tribe tonight.

Jude and Pepper want to compete for votes, Pepper has the nuller. But if everyone else tries to compete for immunities and then myself, Delia, Pepper and Jude end up in that room, I'm fucked. I won't win a tie-breaker and it would tie in there with their items 2-2 So I need one of you or Delphine to play for a vote.

BAM! I have Fiona on board, and didn't really have to sell it hard. This bitch is terrified of going against Jude in a tiebreaker obviously, because that result would be totally up in the air. I know Fiona has been known to suck, but I'm not that great either, gurl. :<3 And I actually really do love Fiona as Chad too, so I'm fine with this.
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Oh good heavens. Fiona is totally going to overplay this and it's going to fuck Jude over. She is now trying to convince LaLaurie to go for a vote, so now I have to stop that shit from happening. She is also trying to talk Cordy into voting Jude off so I have to block these bitches from that. Just stop, Fiona. Let Chad do this and help out ALL of us.

This is what happens when you put women in charge. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Now her and Constance are targetin' Pepper so job well done there. Apparently Jude has told both of 'em she will vote for Pepper but I kinda doubt it? If she does that's peachy since I don't care for Pepper much. I dunno where that would leave us in the 2nd round but that null bein' outta the picture would be lovely. I think if Pepper left we'd need Gluttony people in the votin' room else the Jessicas are gonna vote you out? Ben ain't ever gonna vote though, I might be willin' too. But, if the 3 of us is immune and they get ridda Miss Cordelia that's fine too and then if we stay on this team me, you, and Ben would all have to go for votin' rights and just run it, we can beat at least Fiona for a spot.


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OMG!! :<3 :<3
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