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Episode 15 | Final 8; Who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com?
Topic Started: Feb 6 2014, 10:52 AM (306 Views)
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Final 8. Marvelous. Well technically, final 7 if I decide to take a mini vacation tonight with my round skipper. Harmless tool, and I don't know if my vote necessarily helps Tate, Fiona, and Jude out any. They can still vote together to have a say who goes in against Jude, but I do love drama. And voting. So maybe I will be there. The worst is I get sent in with Jude, and have to kill her. That's more tragic than a Shakespeare play. I feel awful for Constance, but part of me thinks she's relieved to get the fuck out. Her last few PMs almost made it sound like she was defeated. She was really pissed over that last vote and than there was some drama between her, Fiona, and Ben apparently. I don't know the full details of that, only what Fiona told me. But Ben was targeting Constance, but I don't even think he voted her.

Cordy/Myrtle = Ben, Tate, Chad, Jude, Constance, Fiona
Jude/Constance = LaLaurie, Myrtle, Kyle, Cordy

And then Kyle's second vote was the difference between Jude and Constance. I think that's the breakdown. Don't laugh if I'm wrong. I think Kyle was apparently trying to be real cute or something with the votes, and he ended up fucking Constance over? Apparently he was trying to find a way to save Cordy (or so I'm told), but he fucked it up. Dumbass. I never actually saw myself in the end with Constance. The Lange Triumvirate + Chad was more or less a pipe dream, especially when you have people who are superior in comps like Myrtle, Ben, Tate, Kyle, and LaLaurie. But it would have been a really fucking amazing final four from a rep standpoint alone. Sorry, Constance.

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Chad. It's your galpal Constance, although I would hate to think of myself as a whatchamacallit, a fag hag? Because I certainly don't approve of your actions behind closed doors and I never will.
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[align=center]We did get our nice little playful rivalry though. :<3 She delivered on that like I hoped she would. I won't say I'll miss Constance because I don't miss anyone nor do I care deeply for anyone here, but I appreciated her and what she brought to the game. I don't regret helping campaign to bring her back into this game. She deserved it.

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Oh and Ben? What a fucking queen of epic proportions. Surprise, we got into another fight during that voting period because he acts like a fucking two year old. He hadn't talked to me the entire day and when he asked how I was voting, I said Myrtle/Cordy. Well, he was telling everyone else Jude/Constance. So prior to the deadline, he said "I was thinking Jude/Constance." WELL THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST NOT VOTE THEM? WHY TELL ME YOU WANT TO VOTE HOW I AM, ONLY TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT? What a fucking idiot. Honestly. And then he said some bullshit about Tate pushing Jude or whatever, which is a lie. I think I told him to fuck off, and that made him queen out even more. But I think he did end up voting with us? And apparently he and Cordy were like best friends or something and for him to just throw that away...I don't know. But he is back to frustrating the hell out of me after being a good puppy dog for over a week now. I'm dealing with too much other shit here to have to deal with his tantrums. And him saying I'm bitchy in our forum. No shit, asshole. Where have you been this entire game?


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I'm not bipolar. I swear. After being frustrated with her the night before, we recently connected again and while those three were dueling for their lives, we were swapping PMs back and forth. I know, she does PM. Shock of the century. But I noticed she only does it when she wants something. Typical. But we were bitching and laughing at stuff among other things. I always told Fiona I loved Cordy like a sister, and that was mainly to appease her. I've been trying to kill this bitch for a few rounds now. Obviously. Nice girl and everything, but it's clear she has some real life shit going on, so sending her out meant she could focus on that. And she was a shitty fucking social player and it was obvious people were keeping her in because they knew she was easy to beat. Fuck off, Coven. Come to find out, Cordy actually loathed me.[/align]
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Delia I don't care about, by the way she said she hated you. I didn't want to tell you that, because you fawned over her, but yeah. Sorry.

Well that's a relief. I didn't really love her as much as I told you I did. In fact, I haven't spoken to her in days and I sent her a message today saying I was sorry for voting her and she said people thought she was making up that work related thing to get away from the boards. Right, Cordy.

This is hysterical, because the only reason I pretended to love her so much with you, was because you kept fawning. And she only told me today she couldn't stand you or Tate and thought you were fake and she pretended to like you to appease me. I never replied to that PM. I was more than ready to let her go.

[align=center]This is only really funny to me because of how much Fiona and I laid it on thick with Cordy, but apparently, we both couldn't stand her and kept growing more annoyed with her presence? I love. We truly are meant to be partners in crime here. We were also laughing about how Kyle was trying to save Cordy and somehow messed things up. Stupid fuck. Kyle pretty much ruined his game with me two nights ago when he got really greedy and it was transparent as shit, so I outed all his shit to Fiona. We compared notes, and now she isn't as trusting of him. I don't know if she'll necessarily do anything about it, but I'm all ears. And Kyle ignoring Jude doesn't bode well for his social game at all. Two votes on the jury, Kyle. Are you willing to play around with that? He's playing a better second place game than Myrtle right now. True story.

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So, that aside, I just need to get to work here. Jude survived something she probably shouldn't have through the error of others, and I need to take advantage of that if I can. We're in the final fucking 8 together! Tate also sort of seemed annoyed with Kyle last night, so I need to go push that open a little bit more. If I can push that crack open a bit more, things could open up here for a game change and that's what I'll work on today. At worst, Jude ends up getting killed by a bigger threat tonight in a single arena, but we'll see if I can prevent that. LaLaurie and Ben have idols so they're off the table, but if we can somehow get this onto Kyle/Myrtle, it would be simply fantastic and one of the greatest works of Mr. Warwick himself.[/align]
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What's that subtitle supposed to mean?

You're considering purposely not using an item you worked hard for?
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That was one of the assholes Patrick cheated on me with. I found that when I went through his emails. I know, a sneak and a snoop. Shoot me.

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As for the round skipper, like in colo format, my vote may be important? I don't know. Obviously, I need to see where everyone is at before I make that call.

I also just remembered to bring up that Survivor mini challenge to people. That was very telling of dynamics here. It always is. Ben and Myrtle need to take note of that. They were out before people like Fiona and I. So I also plan on using that in my pitch today to both of them. Well, Ben is going to take fucking work, so I'll wait till last for him.
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The Axeman,Feb 6 2014
10:55:48 AM
What's that subtitle supposed to mean?

Are you a retard?
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Queenie,Feb 6 2014
11:07:53 AM
The Axeman,Feb 6 2014
10:55:48 AM
What's that subtitle supposed to mean?

Are you a retard?

Do you really think I've seen the first season of this show? I gave up after about an episode and a half.
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I really do not give a fuck, nigga.
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I'm not your nigga.
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Are you really going to sling the n-word at me? You racist filth. I wouldn't expect anything less after the amount of time you've spent around that horrid coven.
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For real. Queenie is speaking some truth right now.

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I don't know what "those two" you're talking about. Kyle voted her twice because he wanted to save all 5 Covens, even though Fiona and the Madame don't care and both voted Myrtle. Ben and Myrtle voted her to keep Myrtle out of the Arena. And then Cordelia voted her for the same reason, she was the only viable 4th option. Not that Cordelia ever spoke to me though.

According to Tate, LaLaurie actually voted on our side. Another point to this Tate and LaLaurie connection. And of course, some of us have been speculating Ben = Myrtle for some time. This is where this shit gets tricky because I need to push Kyle somehow but if I do it to the wrong person, it could fuck me over big time. Sigh.
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Well, given the opportunity of hanging out with the Coven or this queer, it's an easy choice, Queenie.
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And yet here you are, fucker.

So everyone here is making the joke that Myrtle is going to win immunity tonight and Ben is going to "throw." Obvious reasons. But the fact that everyone is hinting at that just amuses me. I wonder if they're doing that about Jude and I behind our backs.

Anyway, ideally, I'd love to set two Coven people up to duel tonight just to give us a numbers advantage going into the final 7. But if Myrtle wins immunity, that leaves Kyle, Tate, Fiona, Jude and I as people to go in. Kyle and LaLaurie claim they'd vote for Jude, while Tate and I would vote for Fiona. That basically leaves the decision in Benyrtle's hands because I assume Jude and Fiona would vote for each other just to be safe. Unless....Jude goes to Benyrtle (and she has been talking to Mr. Harmon) and gets the vote put onto a third person, i.e. Kyle. But even that gets a bit complicated.

If we can trip Myrtle up on immunity though, I think it would be Myrtle vs. Jude, and Myrtle would just kill Jude and than the rest of us would likely unite against those two moving forward. But knowing Rubber Man, we'll likely end up back in Colo format or some shit and die trying. Good times.
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I think I will be playing my skipper tonight. Because Ben and Myrtle haven't even been around (it must be nice to have that luxury where you can blow off your social game and rely on competitions :rolleyes:), so I can't plan anything with them.

The threat of Myrtle winning immunity is too big. That essentially leaves Jude, Tate, Fiona, Kyle and I up to be sent in. Kyle and LaLaurie will want to protect Fiona and since they will bank on other people voting for Jude, they will throw the vote onto me. They did vote me out last night of that mini before Fiona, despite the four of us being in an alliance. I don't trust Kyle. At all. He's a sneaky fuck. So that is why I think I have to play it, because I just can't kill Jude. I can't kill myself. :cry
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First of all, Thank you for this message, Chad Warwick. I haven't written back to anyone since last night. I have replies from them all to get to too, but I am just spending my time writing what I think will be my last confessional. So I'm trying to make it as pretty and as detailed as possible. If I'm going out tonight, I'll do it in style. You know that much.

Having said that, I know tonight will not be pretty for me, Chad. And if you don't use your item, it probably won't be for you either. So please do use it. Not that I thought you wouldn't, nor would I have asked you to. At this particular juncture it is far too risky not to. Far too risky. And if I can't make it out of this alive, I'd much rather see you make it out and that is a sure fire way for you to do that, obviously.

I know that the only thing that can save me tonight is if Myrtle Snow doesn't win immunity. If she wins, I have no shot against Jude in that duel. I have no shot against anyone. The person I could have beat was Cordelia and not she is gone and that was truly my only hope in a challenge. These duels are for challenge whores too, they aren't anything I'd ever win. And everyone knows this.

As much as I do believe Kyle and Delphine would keep me safe, Tate comes into play and you know where that's at. I can ask Jude to vote Myrtle and not for me. But if Myrtle is immune, we'll this is just getting repetitive now.

Myrtle has told me she wants to keep me safe and directed me to talk to Ben and they would help me, since people think they are a pair. Her words, not mine. I haven't replied to her or to him yet though, but I'll do my best to try whatever I can to make it out of this round.

However, in the likely event I do not make it out, I want you to make sure you find a goddamned way to the end of this, Chad Warwick. I love my Coven, even with their treachery, I have played this game more dedicated to that Coven than anything else. So I do hope in some ways they prevail, but even with that, I truly hope you can too. I'll be a cheerleader for you, so do not let the Supreme down, you here me?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a drink.

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I hate that all three Lange's are just down on themselves. This has to be one of the greatest ORG travesties of all time. And for anyone who loves this show, really. With Fiona, it's weird because like I said, I was pissed at her 72 hours ago, but we had some of the best PMs during that arena and despite that awkward phase, she has been one of my favorite people in this game bar none. I don't think she's out by any means tonight. She can beat Jude, it could be Jude vs. Myrtle. And if she makes it back, I'm in this with her. We'll really only have each other. Tragic, I know. But having such a defeatist attitude is the worst. And the funny thing is, Ben would have been gone on Murder House if I didn't help him. And I think the same could be said for Myrtle with Fiona? I think all of them said Myrtle was supposed to go early and only brought in. Fiona and I are more alike than we both probably know.[/align]
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lol Fuck you too, Patrick. You're so irrelevant, you didn't even get a last name on the show.
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I don't need a last name for people to recognize who I am. You, on the other hand. People only know who you are when they have to specify beyond your first name. So, speaking of irrelevance...

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