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| It's Halloween; Chad's Final Stand | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 10 2014, 08:40 PM (401 Views) | |
| Chad | Feb 10 2014, 08:40 PM Post #1 |
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[align=center]![]() Where was the Halloween challenge, Rubber Man? I love Halloween. So does Patrick. Because the bars are just awash in twinks with six-packs in revealing outfits. Isn't that right, Pat? I may not have made it to the finals here. Boo hoo. But I still had a shitload of fun in this game and I wanted to do something to give tribute to this fabulous experience, so I figured I'd do some type of fallen comrades shit anyway. Now I haven't met half of you as Chad, but my other half has so that's why you're on here. If I left you off, it's because I really just don't remember you. Not that I care about 97% of you on here. I don't do feelings. But whatever. If you want to know how I "feel" about you, here you go. The order of this is kind of how much I remember you. Enjoy, assholes. [/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 10 2014, 08:41 PM Post #2 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() According to Jude, neither of you even attempted to message her until the final hours leading up to the first challenge. I mean, hello, she's Sister fucking Jude. You're both retarded obviously and probably deserved the fate you got. I think you both sucked on Asylum anyway, and not the good kind of suck. According to Jude, Grace also made favorable impressions but then just stopped showing up. That sounds an awful lot like Violet on Murder House. Connection? No loss to the game, really. Sorry lovebirds. ![]() ![]() I never got the fuss over you. True story. A lot of people liked you on Murder House. I found you to be somewhat witty, but than you just completely sucked. Ben and Tate still wanting to do Constance over you was hilarious to me. I don't think so. I do wonder what would have happened had you shown up to the challenge though and we lost. Quelle surprise. Watching Tate cry over your boot was fucking hilarious. He didn't get over it until like a week later. You must have really done him hard girl. Mad props. ![]() ![]() I don't know what the fuck you did to piss Sister Jude off so much, but she loathed you girlfriend. Actually, I do know. She told me that she had to be the one to initiate a message with you. Strike #1. You apparently also talked about the bakery thing for like a week, instead of just committing yourself to Briarcliff you dumb bitch. Strike #2. You had the audacity to form an alliance that didn't include her? Strike #3. Damn Lana. I heard about that witch's council where you posted that smiley face. That took balls, girl. But that's Sister Jude you fucked with. I'm not surprised you got royally fucked over by the people there. That Angel lady said you were a good Lana, but that's not what I heard. I heard you were actually a pretty awful Lana. You and Jude are supposed to have this crazy ass friendship by game's end, and you didn't deliver. Tragic.[/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 10 2014, 08:44 PM Post #3 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() For all intensive purposes, you are the female Chad Warwick. You love to drink, fuck and have fun. We are soul mates. The first thing I asked all those Coven bitches was about you. All of them said you sucked socially and were really underwhelming. I don't know....usually a group of people can't all be wrong, but I still refuse to believe it. Your return plea was absolutely hilarious and it's a shame we never met. I lacked a good person to bitch with on Murder House, and I know we would have been just that. Sorry things didn't work out, but like you said...you were on a team with old, crusty bitches. That's the fucking worst. ![]() ![]() I didn't really like you. Sorry. I thought you were really stuck-up in our forum and just sort of blah. Just not Chad's type of fun. I appreciate you much more now that you are shitting all over Ben, because you see him for the worthless piece of shit he is. Maybe angels do have redeeming qualities. I think Jude appreciated you much more than Chad, probably because you were loyal as shit to her. But I heard from her that she actually would have voted you off to save Arthur if she could have. Burn. But then I saw you say something about voting Jude off? Even bigger burn. ![]() ![]() Fun fact: this may have been my favorite vote of the entire game. I'm not sorry for blindsiding you because the fact is you were overplaying like a dumb retarded bitch. I have no idea if you loved me as much as you said because you were telling people you didn't care for me much, so who knows? Murder House didn't have an HBIC. Sorry. We didn't run like the other two teams, and you trying to take on that role just annoyed the shit out of me. Plus, between you and Constance? The choice was easy. I think Tate blamed you for the Violet boot partly because he thought you were being selfish in trying to keep Constance for SG reasons, only he has no idea I kept telling him that to take the blame off of the real people behind your boot: Addy and I. You were more than willing to vote Constance off on that vote, but I made sure you didn't. Dead as disco, indeed.[/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 10 2014, 08:51 PM Post #4 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() You were kind of fun. Coordinating on the Hayden vote was kind of amazing, not going to lie about that. I know you wanted to keep Constance and believe me, if we could have swung that last vote, I would have done it. Sorry you got the short end of the stick of that. I appreciated what you brought to the game. Definitely a character and your retarded shtick was kind of cute. I was really surprised you were one of the people to come back, so good job girl. Why you picked Tate over me was kind of stupid, but whatever. I got to end up on a team I absolutely adored. ![]() ![]() Like the angel, you were quiet as shit in our forum so boring. Even when we met, you seemed kind of disinterested in getting to know Chad. Well, fuck you too. I had fun executing you and coming up with that plan with the help of the Triumvirate of course. That might actually be my favorite boot. Fuck Hayden. Jude really liked you though. She was secretly hoping you would suck so she could vote you off with all the other shitty Briarcliff inmates. But she said you were one of the best socially. For someone so ugly, get it gurl. I tip my glass to you. ![]() ![]() We never met. Tragic. I love Lily Rabe and I love Sister Eunice. She is one of my favorite Asylum characters. I would have let you possess me if you know what I mean, sister. Jude and you obviously had some tension between you it seems, but I think she secretly loved you. Apparently in your PMs, you used to small font certain words like you were whispering, which is completely true to character. Your character portrayal was spot on and one spot before jury is so fucked. I hate that you Asylum people got the shaft, because it's my favorite season. I know it was a recurring joke you turned into the devil, but I'm curious to know if you did that on purpose or that was forced upon you.[/align]
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| Patrick | Feb 10 2014, 08:56 PM Post #5 |
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lol get a life |
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| The Axeman | Feb 10 2014, 09:10 PM Post #6 |
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Shut up, Patrick. He's saving you for last. |
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| Rubber Man | Feb 10 2014, 09:16 PM Post #7 |
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Oh my. ![]() Last night on AIM when you said you had been over this since like last week and things got uncomfortably personal in PMs or whatever, I thought you didn't have fun and I was all ![]() But I am glad you enjoyed your time here enough to do this alol. You were insanely robbed twice last night. And I *think* (correct me if I'm wrong), but last night's image links challenge was based on Hayden showing up at the Harmon's door during the first Halloween episode? idr though.
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| Chad | Feb 11 2014, 01:27 AM Post #8 |
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Patrick is the most bipolar person in the game. Were you spending time in Ben's confessional or something because his insanity seems to have rubbed off on you. And yes, you are correct. That was the image from last night.
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| Chad | Feb 11 2014, 01:28 AM Post #9 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() I'll start with something nice. You were a great Vivien Harmon. I loved all our character talks in the beginning. I wish you were a little more aggressive game wise. I tried lighting a fire under you and telling you to be more proactive instead of reactive, but you never wanted to do anything until you knew the majority was doing it, and that was frustrating. I would have worked with you long-term, but you never seemed as headstrong as people like Tate and Larry, and that's why we had to kill you. I think you liked me though so I'll cut you some slack here and say you weren't as terrible as a lot of people were saying in the beginning. Violet, Tate, Larry and Hayden kept harping on that but I didn't see it. Whatever. ![]() ![]() Oh Cordy. You are absolutely hysterical to me in that jury house. You're so cute and naive, but I don't mean that in a bad way. Your heart is pure. I wish mine was and I wish I could be as nice as you are. To think I called you a boring bitch when we first met and than we ended up kind of getting along there. Fiona told me you said shit about me, but you are acting like that's foreign to you so maybe Fiona was making that shit up? Who knows. But if you do, whatever. We get along well in that jury house and that's all that matters. I need someone to drink with, and you'll do. You'll probably give me shit when this is over for shit I said in my confessional, but like I told you, they were sending in my allies into the arena so we knew you were easier competition and that's why. Plus, that damn Coven was hellbent on protecting you. You're adorable, and a great Cordelia. ![]() ![]() ![]() First and foremost, you are a shitty maid. You can never get our sheets clean. I know Patrick is messy, but come on....you have to have something stronger than bleach. I actually liked you a lot in the beginning. You were one of my favorite people to converse with and than something happened where we just drifted apart. You just always came off as desperate to me after the Hayden boot, and maybe it's because you weren't included? I know you almost had a near-death experience with Constance, and yes, I was pushing you earlier that day. True. But we just were never able to fully trust each other after that. So I was never going to be a close ally to you, sorry. I'm not entirely sure what happened on Sloth since I wasn't there, but whatever the fuck you did, it got you into trouble which you know. Naughty girl, Moira. I don't know. If the rumors are true about you being the Monsignor, you arguing with yourself in the jury is fucking hilarious and it makes me appreciate you even more. If not, it's still funny. The Monsignor told Jude he thought you were Sister Eunice, so you three are totally fucked up.[/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 11 2014, 01:47 AM Post #10 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() WHAT THE FUCK? You let the Zachary Quinto Dyad down? Fuck you, asshole. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You! You are another fucking EPIC character. I would spit in your face right now if I could. We are better than all of those other assholes. Frances Conroy, Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, etc have nothing on us. I am so disappointed in you. I asked Jude...what the fuck happened? She loved the shit out of you for whatever reason. Everyone else, including the members of your secret group, said you were terrible. You were blindsided? Jude told you that you were on the bottom. And what is that shit about the Asylum turning into a nunnery? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Jude can fawn over you all she wants. I am legit pissed with you, and I am NOT looking into a mirror anytime soon because I am afraid I'll just become angry and punch it. ![]() ![]() You were cute. Mentally retarded, but I get that's your condition. You were probably one of, if not the smartest. I recognized it instantly and that's why I targeted you. It was nothing personal, kid. I wish I had talked to you more sooner about that plan we talked about. It was rushed, which made it seem completely sketchy. I realize that. Part of it was Fiona and I were literally exchanging novels throughout the day about dumb shit. Sorry. That's just our thing. You're a nice kid though and even though I detest Evan Peters, I am glad you've done so well in this game, especially on a team full of women. I am thrilled for you. Really. I envy you, Kyle Spencer. I tip my glass off to you as well. As for you wanting to make the move we had to make at 5 instead of 6, well look where that got you. Not so smart, yeah Kyle? Your logic kind of sucks, but hindsight is always 20/20. ![]() ![]() Racist. Homophobic. Wretched. Vile. Putrid. Disgusting. Obese. Hater. There's a million words to describe what I think of you. You were easily the most fun to taunt, I'm not going to lie. Telling you about all the sexual exploits Pat and I shared was fun. Remember the Cancun story? Good times. I'm sorry we didn't get that forum to ourselves like we planned. I don't blame you for voting me out before Fiona. I always warned Tate that it was going to happen. That's on me. I just couldn't stop it because the way the game was structured at the time. But when we had our guard down, times were fun. Like Kyle, I think you're smart. You sell your bullshit well you disgusting bitch. Hats off to you, not my glass though. No no. I still will show you all that good shit I promised though after this game is over. Just don't forget to remind me.[/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 11 2014, 05:15 PM Post #11 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() Oh boy, father. You only sent me one PM and it was about your stance on homosexuality, to which you approved. We know what that means. Jude was in love with you for whatever reason. You seem like another annoying, delusional asshole who pissed every single person off and let your paranoia ruin your game. If I didn't know any better, I'd point to the obvious. Jesus Jude, what the fuck did we get ourselves into allying with people like this? Finding out you were actively working with Sister Eunice to attempt and get Pepper out? Jude will have your ass fired for that. You will be kicked from the clergy when she's done with you. Don't worry father. If you need solace, I'll be there. You're the only guy worth a fuck in the jury house anyway. I actually was supposed to be the Monsignor as well in this game, but Rubber Man kept telling me to "upgrade." I actually think you did a really good job though in all honesty. I love when Jude demanded you do those prayer groups, and you did it as told. You're partially right. Jude did ally with you based on character connection and because she wanted a villains alliance, but you were also delivering socially and competitive for her, so it worked. You sound crazy though. You might want to commit yourself to Briarcliff afterwards. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() "Arden was robbed" is like the tagline of this game. I hear it so much that it must be true. I didn't vote you to come back, sorry. But Sister Jude didn't either. Scandalous. Well, I guess she did but you weren't #1. From what I know, you were her #1 though and I would agree you were incredibly robbed. What the fuck happened to your computer? I have no doubt you would have finished that challenge within minutes and than it comes to that. And also, how did Addy come back over you? I actually would have loved to see you not on the Asylum team because you obviously had your shit together, and real fucking potential. Your signature is hilarious even though I'm sure it embarrasses the shit out of Jude. You and I probably would not have gotten along to be honest. Nazis and sadistic torture? You're a sick man, Arden. I actually liked your character though from afar and your portrayal here was spot on. You always getting on to root for Jude too is really nice. I am sure she appreciates it. I'm jealous I never had someone championing me like that.[/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 11 2014, 07:16 PM Post #12 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() What a perfect GIF! Perhaps you were a great Ben Harmon after all, you crazy asshole! I think I said a lot of how I feel about your actual game in the jury house. You and others can call that whatever you feel-anger, hatred, bitterness, crazy, etc. But it's all true. And maybe people don't want to hurt your feelings by saying you were a fucking nightmare in this game so they'll go easy on you, but you were just that: a fucking nightmare. Honestly, most people won't exactly understand my hatred for you but it's because they didn't live it. Now, some will kind of know what I'm talking about because this isn't your first run as a delusional, paranoid asshole. In fact, it's kind of your thing, wouldn't you agree? It's how people ID you so easily if you're not dropping hints about it like you were in this game. There was a time when I really thought to myself..."this asshole is ruining this experience for me, and I need to get the fuck out!" but then I just learned to ignore you, and I get all the validation I need when other people confirm it. ![]() I loved you in the beginning. You were fun, which is why I stuck my neck out for you. You were a paranoid nut in the beginning too, and I even documented some of your shit in my confessional. But you were easy to tame, especially once you got that idol. You really did just shut the fuck up and played it cool. I never knew an idol could make someone so happy. Anyway, you dropped communication with me towards the end there and even on Pride, I rarely heard from you. I didn't care though because I was too busy with the Lange's to really care and since you were not a factor in the strategy, we didn't need to converse. Come merge though, you morphed into this giant fucking asshole who treated me like shit. Why? I don't know and that's where things began to get really bad. You took this game to a personal level that it shouldn't have went to and you should hopefully know that. I did nothing but have your back when everyone was badmouthing you. We grew apart because of YOU and YOUR delusions and YOUR paranoia. You attacked people for no reason and than just decided to not give a shit. That's what pisses me off the most, because like I said, there's so many people who were out of the game who would have killed to just play this and you didn't care. You cut off people in this game socially....not just me, but a lot of people. They were all talking about it without me mentioning it. After the Myrtle boot, you became so angry with me over what? I wasn't even talking to you at that point for you to have so much hatred towards me. Were you pissed I slayed you in a duel yet again? Can your ego not take the fact that you lost a challenge to someone who's not as up to tier with you? Get over it, asshole. You're not fucking God. ![]() That sorrow filled goodbye speech you sent me? I didn't even read most of it because I was too busy talking to Tate, but from what I remember, it was filled with absolute bullshit. You LOVED me in this game? You certainly never fucking showed it. You treated me like shit this entire game, and I'm so over you. You did always warn me in the beginning that you might be my downfall. I should have listened. So maybe this is my fault. I don't think you were my downfall though. I was my downfall in this and I take full responsibility for that. I don't think my association with you hurt me in any way. I really just regret ever having any sort of relationship with you in this game. And any sort of relationship outside of this. Period. I am legit disgusted with you after this game and have no desire to ever speak to you again. That's the cold hard truth. And it's not the game's fault. It's not so and so's fault. It's YOU. There's a YOU problem and YOU need to seriously fix that. You can blame the stress of your life for the way you act because you tend to do that every time you have these insane meltdowns, but again, I don't give two shits Ben Harmon. For the final time, go fuck yourself. ![]() ![]() You are such a pathetic try-hard, Tate Langdon. Trying to use Patrick to get to me? Please. You did it for most of the game too. You can have him. He's not that great. A 5 1/2 at best. Watching you mope about Violet and always question what the fuck was going around you....good times. But outside of that, I did....not love or like, but respected you I guess? Sorry, you know I'm not about that love shit. But I did consider you my #1 ally, and I would have chosen you over Ben if it came to it although I really don't know if you would have chosen me. There was always that question mark in my head just because I know you two were talking just as much as we were. But comparing notes on his delusions and rants with my glass of chardonnay was fun. Running that Colo format with you on Murder House gave me such joy, joy that was missing for a long time. Like I said in the jury, we both know that final four was not good for me which is why I was pushing the Triumvirate + Chad more. But congratulations, you won that battle. I'm proud of you for being the last to keep your two players, and especially in the final four. Had you won the tiebreaker, you honestly could have been facing off against yourself in the final which would have been hilarious. Fuck Harmon. Cheers. ![]() I really have few regrets in this game, and one is how I mishandled that last hour prior to Jude and I leaving with you. Fiona and I were in intense discussions about how to swing this to our favor, and she ended up just dumping everything on Kyle right before the round, and that backfired and than I just fucked it up even more by rushing to him and it turned into a gigantic mess. I blame that asshole Rubber Man for giving Ben immunity twice. Who does that when the stakes are so high? Anyway, I really am sorry. Back on Murder House and even through Pride, I always thought we would make a hilarious final two just given our connection and banter back and forth. Those were good times. We drifted though, again, my fault but there was no way I could go into that final four situation and not die. I had to take my own fate into my hands and even though it warranted me 6th place, at least I know I died (again) trying something. Anyway, I think you played an impressive game. I didn't talk you up much in the jury house because I didn't want it to backfire on you, so I did Kyle instead. You welcome. I have always been pro-Fiona, but you really did have a strong case for my vote at the end and I would have campaigned for you. Again, sorry. And what Rubber Man said, you were a great Tate Langdon and I don't care much for him, so good job on not making me despise the living shit out of him. But thank fuck Evan Peters is not winning. Phew.[/align] |
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| Chad | Feb 11 2014, 09:57 PM Post #13 |
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[align=center]![]() ![]() Lily Rabe, I love. I love Nora too, and she should have been a rep here, especially over Larry (nothing against the actual player here, just speaking on rep alone). You should have played too. Nora and Chad would have been amazing together. You were quiet, but you did always support us when we won as a team. A whole two times. Yay. Thanks for being so uplifting. ![]() ![]() Here, here sister. I don't know why you said you weren't following much, because I saw you around a lot. I'm sorry one of those Coven bitches is winning this game and I have let you down in that regard. I tried to eliminate that season entirely, but they outgamed me. Forgive me. Next Halloween, we'll go drown our sorrows over a bucket of fried chicken. Warwick promise. I do remember your post about Fiona being out of touch with reality though, which was hilarious given it was obvious as day Constance was out of the game at that point. I hope you're giving that bitch hell in that forum. ![]() ![]() There's something so sexy about a man who knows how to swing an axe, hey? This is actually really random probably, but from that lackluster season, Axeman is actually one of the few things I liked. I can't really comment on much you did here because I'm sure most of your time was spent at that Coven shithole or in Fiona's confessional. If you do anything worthwhile, channel your energy into helping Fiona win tonight's challenge, asshole. She needs to win this shit. ![]() ![]() You still have the honor of being my favorite host and hosting my favorite game, even though I guess I don't have a big history for this year and prolly won't, so good job. And I don't know why, but I always enjoy my reps in your games more than any of the others. I embraced my inner Warwick here obviously. I think you know being an asshole is not really my forté, so that was fun. And of course the honor to play someone as iconic as Jude, which I didn't even want to attempt until you kept nagging. Hopefully she was everything you needed, except being a bigger compwhore so she could have just killed these last challenges and won this game like she should have because she is in fact, Judy Martin. And my comment to you the other night btw was not meant to be taken how you took it. It was meant more of like a relief in some ways because the pressure was lifted, not because I wasn't having fun. But this was everything it should have been and hella interesting with the two reps thing, so good job. ![]() ![]() Sigh. I never got to use this one, although I had plenty of opportunities. So there you go, babe. Anyway, thank God you actually showed up. Actually, fuck God. Sorry Jude. Thank Madonna, or some shit. Part of the reason I picked Chad is so I could feud with you, and you lived up to your part which is my ball and chain. It pains me to say nice things about you, but I will unfortunately force it here because I do owe you....some pleasure for actually being active around here. It would have been boring and less fun if you weren't. I mean, seriously, where the fuck were you the first week? What an asshole. But I saved the best for last, so you welcome. ![]() ![]() ![]() This makes me want to die all over again too. What a sick twisted fuck Tate is. I forgive you for whatever it is you did with Tate. I expected nothing less from you than to lower yourself to fuck someone who doesn't even have a GED. And you say he's better at everything than I am, but I bet you he can't carve a Marie Antoinette pumpkin the way I can. Some things are just better left to those of us with style. [/align]
[align=center]I'm just going to pretend you did this for me. And that post you made in Kyle's welcome thread made me almost fall back in love with you again. What a moron to actually want to go to the final three with a fucking pair, right? Fucking kids. And you want one?[/align] |
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| Patrick | Feb 11 2014, 10:26 PM Post #14 |
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Um...L O fucking L. Your delusions kind of make you sexy in an odd way, but moreso just pathetic and sad. Also, I was here since the start. I was just hanging out in Tate's confessional the whole time, and then fanning over him non-stop in the blogs with my semen-soaked hands. I will say you were the highlight of this game for me as well. Whether I mean that or not, :iiam. After you left I did get a lot more bitter about this game and everyone else in it. I was seriously hoping you would win and believed that you would easily be in the Top 4, so imagine how gutted I was that you fell at the hands of a retard so unexpectedly. Although, that really shouldn't have surprised me as much as it did. Only you could get pwnt by a retard. Fucking idiot faggot. Thank you for considering me the best I tend to agree.
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| Leo | Feb 11 2014, 10:41 PM Post #15 |
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VERY glad you lost. |
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and I love Sister Eunice. She is one of my favorite Asylum characters. I would have let you possess me if you know what I mean, sister. Jude and you obviously had some tension between you it seems, but I think she secretly loved you. Apparently in your PMs, you used to small font certain words like you were whispering, which is completely true to character. Your character portrayal was spot on and one spot before jury is so fucked. I hate that you Asylum people got the shaft, because it's my favorite season. I know it was a recurring joke you turned into the devil, but I'm curious to know if you did that on purpose or that was forced upon you.[/align]




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