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It's Halloween; Chad's Final Stand
Topic Started: Feb 10 2014, 08:40 PM (402 Views)
Chad
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Oh, sorry, Leo. The other ones talked to me in this game more.

t18, did you SERIOUSLY cast madhack as the Monsignor? That was not part of our fucking deal. I take back all that shit I said.
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Sorry Pat, I really did save the best co-host for last. And he gets his own post. Oh Leo, my lucky charm. Oh fuck it. I've never been that great of a liar. But you already know I love you and you are one of my favorite people. I just didn't interact with you much, and you certainly never showed your support for the Asylum team even though we were owning those competitions left and right in the beginning. But you did make that one post in my confessional. Thank you. :<3 I fucked up though and let you down, so I'm sorry. Warwick couldn't beat that fat, gross, homophobic cunt and that is a travesty. And now I have to vote for her. Kill me. Again.[/align]
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I save the best for last, ladies. Everyone in this cast should be extremely jealous of me not only for my insanely good looks and attention to detail, but more than anyone else, I worked closely with all three of you more than any of these people and any true AHS fan would kill to be in the presence of Constance, Jude, and Fiona. Hell, I was going to be the Monsignor to be Jude's bitch and Chad was already going to work with Constance. You were all amazingly in character and fun to be around. These gross, jealous bitches just don't know. I also kind of didn't realize until reading the jury shit either that all three of you probably had the best story-arcs in this game. How the hell did that happen? I was happy to enable you three and that was not my intent coming into this game. True story. But the way it happened, it just sort of made sense for us and if I was rooting for any alliance I have ever been a part of it, it was this one. As much, if not more than the damn RomanV. I'm sorry we fell short ladies. We made some mistakes and I know your loyalties were tied elsewhere as well Fiona, but the fact that we all got ourselves to the top 10 is amazing in itself. Next time.


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Obviously, you were amazing. I'm not going to lie though. I was super pissed when you fucking went away that opening weekend. Who the fuck do you think you are? And then you came back and it looked cloudy as shit for you. Luckily, we won that first challenge and then at that next vote, we helped knock Violet the fuck out. Beautiful things were starting and your wit and attitude towards Warwick were just as I expected. I'm so sorry that stupid asshole Ben ran his mouth to Tate that day and I couldn't stop the domino effect, but luckily, we got you back which was beyond fucking fantastic. You got royally screwed again by Kyle and that stupid asshole Ben again. 16 seconds Constance? My dead heart breaks for you. But I don't think your journey in this game can be ignored. It was incredible. Fact. I was extremely proud to be one of your closest allies here both as Chad and as Jude, and I'm sorry we came up short.

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Mhmm. Preach. One of my favorite conversations between us was when Moira was running around like a chicken with her head cut off to the Murder House people, begging us to vote Cordy so she could have a fighting chance in the arena. We both laughed at that. Like I was ever going to work with that bitch again after Murder House. I lied to her anyway and said I'd throw her a bone. I think you did the same. Hilarious. I also really love that we had our little playful rivalry filled with witty banter and sleuth insults. One of my favorite scenes of the entire first season is that scene with the baby crib. Constance's look of disgust as Chad rubs his love for cock in her face is perfection. You played right into that and for that I love you unconditionally.

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Everyone has their favorite character of course, but please. Sister Jude is the most iconic in all three seasons which is why I laughed when Rubber Man asked me to upgrade. She's fucking terrifying as shit, but then there's something warm about her by the time it ends. I actually wanted that for you. I was going to slowly transition you from an HBIC to the hot mess you eventually became, but Jude as the bitchy nun was always the best, so I could not. These people were so ridiculous at the merge to you. I laughed when they mentioned not hearing from you. You blew off PM's ONE day, and if I was sober enough that day to remember, it was kind of a slow day anyway? And yeah, it's not like any of them were eager to work with you because they were all tied up elsewhere, so give me a fucking break, right? Cane them, Judy.

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You being such a star in that arena phase? Who the fuck knew, but it really was kind of epic and seeing people say it was so inpisiring...well, makes me feel good. Jude is a woman who could handle her shit. They thought they could throw you in there and easily knock you off and than you fucking just get your shit done. Bravo. Slaying Myrtle? Well, just ask Claudius Glaber how good it felt when he won his arena, sister. You were amazing. I love you and I am incredibly honored to have gotten to play you because it's one of those things people kind of ~dream~ about, no? It's like those actors who are just gifted an Oscar-winning role or some shit. And maybe some people felt like I prioritized Chad more, but you know that's not true Jude. I put just as much into you and I love you just as much, even if you want to give me electroshock therapy for my sins.

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You ending up as my favorite person in this entire game...well, shit. How the fuck did that happen? I loved you from the minute we met. I wish the feeling was mutual, but I get it. I'm a very hard presence to appreciate. I blame that asshole boyfriend of mine. He made me this way. But I know if Ben didn't have immunity, we would have all went after him, so you were limited. But Chad wasn't about to let the dream die which is why I went into Warwick mode. That first witch's council was my favorite because I had this amazing plan and than you were trying to fuck that all up by getting LaLaurie in that voting room. You bitch! But it all worked out for the best. Cheers to us. Sadly, I think this is one of the few moments all four of us were on the same page although it was entirely not in the way either of you anticipated. Well, Jude knew what was up, but this was for the best.

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I will say I'm most curious to find out at what point you knew Chad = Jude, because I know you know now and the fact that you still kind of act aloof in the jury house somewhat is hilarious to me. But, even if you know, I don't think you know just how much Mr. Warwick was enabling you three from the moment we all met. That was a huge part of why I pushed Constance back on both accounts so I could bring us all together. Now, I think of all three ladies, you were probably the least into it at the time. You were deathly loyal to your Coven and you always seemed to struggle with the fact that you had to balance the two. I don't blame you for that. I don't expect you to completely change up your entire game-plan for my benefit and my dream. But I think by the time we were all just waiting for death, you came to appreciate everything, especially the loyalty. Why we didn't grab Shachath and try to do something I don't know. Maybe that was a missed opportunity there.

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I'm not entirely sure how you felt about Jude to be honest. I know you were definitely closer to Constance, and oddly enough, I felt you and I were much closer than you were to Jude. That last weekend, it was us running all those scenarios and shit and you just relayed them to Jude. By the way, the reason for that is mostly because Chad had better connections whereas people were sort of ignoring Jude. Like, Jude would never have wanted to face Myrtle, but she had pretty much no choice because you were the only one communicating with her. So if you question why the fuck we became a stronger twosome, that's why. But I loved you as both Jude and Chad obviously, but I think by the time that last weekend rolled around, it was you and I (as Chad) that became the very best of friends.

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That blowup we had the night Shachath went was needed for us to move forward I think. We needed to get everything out on the table, and we did. I did have a rant in my confessional, so I apologize for that, but I think we both know what happened there and you were just snowed hardcore by your ungrateful witch bitches. I don't regret teaming up with you at all. And voting you out was never an option. I went after my closest ally on Murder House for you. You greedy bitch. Witch, I mean. When Kyle followed me out of the game, I had a feeling you did part of that for me based on what we talked about and I love you for that. :<3 Everything we shared after Constance left was 100% sincere, especially my reply to your "goodbye" speech. How dare you outlast me, you bitch. Sorry, witch. And I am actually a true wine connoisseur beyond the Warwick name. Those PMs we exchanged Saturday night were all done while I was having a bottle. Impressive, yeah? I thought so too. That last weekend was actually draining for me. After Jude slayed Myrtle, you know some of that shit Ben was doing was because he was pissed she beat her, right? That also led to Tate and I kind of separating and Delphine/Kyle deciding to cut me as well. So really, if not for you and all that shit we talked about and laughed over, I kind of would have been alone there. So thanks for that. You were truly an amazing Fiona, and I am really upset you couldn't pull off that win. That asshole having the nerve to say he was choosing the winner is just, as Rubber Man said, gross. But you were robbed and extremely incredible and if I loved anyone in this game, it deserved to be you. My jury question to you would have been to make me perform the last six tasks. I think we both know I was truly the next Supreme, yeah? Classic misdirection.

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So to the Triumvirate, the Holy Trinity, and the Lange Triad, Warwick raises his glass. We didn't get to the end together. Mistakes were made. Boo. But your legacies on the game can and will not be ignored. Placement is not an issue. We didn't roll over and that's the point. And by some miracle we were the final four, I have no idea what the fuck I would have done. Maybe I would have tripped up and gave Jude some jury support, but that would have been a super fun end-game. I imagine our portrait would be filled with smoke and wine, as you three ladies look over me. You welcome for all the help, bitches. Maybe that was Chad Warwick's downfall, but whatever. It was the highlight of the game for me. I have no regrets allying with the baddest bitches of American Horror Story. I never do.

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Patrick
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Do you have a life? j/w
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:cry Nope. But starting tomorrow, I'm making it a priority.


ID Guesses:

Delphine/Tate: Cards
Ben/Myrtle: Gee, I wonder...
Fiona/Angel: :bz
Kyle: spn? No one else voluntarily goes into a F3 with a known pair. Tard. (How the fuck did you lose your second person?)
Constance: I'm between Bjork and Ztar making a return to ORGs
Moira/Eunice: Morrisbed (I know everyone swears you and the Monsignor are the same and they have like solid proof of that, but IDK. I don't see it).
Monsignor/Larry?: Madhack
Violet/Grace: idk

Leo: Chad
Axeman/Spalding: Smuffz
Patrick: Eyka?
Queenie: Messie
Nora: an angel
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This is so amazing. I love playing with people like you.
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Chad,Feb 13 2014
01:16:25 AM

Patrick: Eyka?
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Was I that obvious?
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You've been mentally abusive for years.
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This is so beautiful, Sister Chad.

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You have simply touched me deeply with your words, loyalty and all of your love and always know that all of that is returned to you completely.

You have no idea how much I love and worship you, I'll never run out of words and ways to convey how much you mean to me and meant to me here. My love and admiration for you is deep and it's real and it's for all eternity. Believe that.

My love for you is fierce, infinite, and comes from deep within my heart and if I had a soul, well, that too.

I love you, Chad Warwick. :<3

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I love your post game threads, do them always. Your enthusiasm for this game/theme was infectious :<3

Kyle may have been a tard but he was born that way. :rolleyes: After he was resurrected I mean.

And I lost my second character because those opening credits will haunt me for life and I had shitty Asylum allies :cry Worst tribe ever y/y?
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