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| The Silly Thread; Exercise the stupid part of your brain | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 17 2009, 09:13 PM (1,059 Views) | |
| grizz | Jan 17 2009, 09:13 PM Post #1 |
On A Roll
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It's good to laugh at brainless stuff every now and then. So here's a place where we can post silly stuff. |
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| 911ARTISTS | Jan 20 2009, 01:37 AM Post #2 |
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Funny! So grizz, it appears that a few of our founding members have either become bored, disenchanted, of discouraged with our work here. What do you think happened? Do you think they might have heard the story that's going around about me on that internet about my affair with the Reptilian Ambassador? I swear I didn't know who she was! She looked so human. Edited by 911ARTISTS, Jan 20 2009, 03:51 PM.
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| grizz | Jan 20 2009, 11:32 PM Post #3 |
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This is a serious warning. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.. > So tell your friends to be careful. |
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| grizz | Jan 26 2009, 10:08 AM Post #4 |
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Obama is Osama ~ from Hal Turner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcxhcMyn8rU |
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| 911ARTISTS | Jan 26 2009, 06:39 PM Post #5 |
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That's so funny! It's so wild. I mean, there really is a remarkable resemblance. Edited by 911ARTISTS, Jan 26 2009, 06:39 PM.
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| 911ARTISTS | Jan 26 2009, 11:29 PM Post #6 |
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| lunk | Jan 30 2009, 12:41 AM Post #7 |
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The more I think of it the more likely it seems that this is true. (An "in joke" for the elite class) Our politics, is their entertainment. Our given reality is their comedy. I think I just found a new meaning to the phrase, "wicked sense of humor." |
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| lunk | Jan 30 2009, 05:13 PM Post #8 |
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This story about Obama being Osama, is starting to look more likely: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-rees/breaking-bush-pardons-osa_b_159272.html
There are some reports that this is satire, however, there never was any hard evidence for Bin Ladens' involvement with 9/11. And he is only wanted by the FBI for
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm So therefore there is no need for pardoning someone for something that they are not even accused of by official source. BTW. there are many who believe that Obama was actually born in Mombasa, Kenya, not Hawaii. There are a couple of remaining discrepancies, the actual height of Osama is between 6'2" 6'4" and has been sited as "tall". Obama, is estimated at being ~6'1" and has also been sited as tall.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/805253/how_tall_is_michelle_obama_will_height.html Now we get to the tip of the snow job. The only difference between a pictures of the two, other than the eyebrows, (that can easily be shaved) is the tip of the nose. Ever heard of a nose job? Has anyone else noticed? The only difference in their first name are the letters, BS. imo, lunk |
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| grizz | Feb 2 2009, 10:03 AM Post #9 |
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/55719/super-bowl-xliii-ads-hulu-alec-in-huluwood |
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| lunk | Feb 2 2009, 11:12 AM Post #10 |
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Can't get that link to play outside US. |
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| grizz | Feb 2 2009, 01:31 PM Post #11 |
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Sorry. Here it is on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m71m-LBqFQ |
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| 911ARTISTS | Feb 5 2009, 11:09 PM Post #12 |
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The Onion : Americas's Finest News Source |
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| grizz | Feb 6 2009, 12:18 AM Post #13 |
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Trevor Talks to Kids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-Fe-IwAPA8 |
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| grizz | Feb 7 2009, 07:57 PM Post #14 |
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Lawnmower DUI Taser Arrest http://community.firevideo.net/video/video/show?id=2041917%3AVideo%3A22178 |
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| grizz | Feb 13 2009, 09:21 AM Post #15 |
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 Who decided how wide railroad tracks should be? 2000 Year Old Measurement Be sure to read the final paragraph, but your understanding of it will depend on the earlier part of the content. This is amazing and very funny. . . . The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a Specification/ Procedure/ Process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with it?' you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.) Now, the twist to the story: When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. http://www.jordanmaxwell.com/articles/bits/bits4.html 
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