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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 2 2012, 02:06 AM (170 Views) | |
| Vanessa | Jun 2 2012, 02:06 AM Post #1 |
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Go here: http://www.cleverbot.com/ Start a convo with Cleverbot and post it here! xD Yes, it's a game... TO ME! To copy, click the 'Thoughts So Far' button and copy/paste. --------- -Mine- User: Do you know Frankie? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Isn't he a fine fellow? Cleverbot: No. User: You don't like Frankie? Cleverbot: I do like you. User: So you don't like Frankie, but you like me? Cleverbot: I like you :). User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you are sweet. User: Aw thanks :). Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Do you like Mountain Dew? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you like Doctor Who? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then why don't you like Frankie? :(. Cleverbot: Because I don't like you. User: Wait. You said you did like me! Cleverbot: No I Didn't. User: This is Frankie's fault isn't it? Cleverbot: Why it is dangerous? User: Frankie is dangerous? Cleverbot: How dangerous? User: Well he's gumby so not that dangerous. Cleverbot: So is tornado. User: Frankie is not a tornado. Cleverbot: Hello, frankie. User: I'm not Frankie! Frankie is Frankie! Cleverbot: Frankie can also be a girl's name. User: Are you calling Frankie a girl? Cleverbot: Yes. User: That's mean! *snickers*. Cleverbot: So is your face. User: My face is not mean :(. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I said so. User: You're an ASSHOLE. Cleverbot: So are you. User: NO! I didn't say Frankie was a girl or insult YOUR face! Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: And you're a liar too?! FUCK YOU. Cleverbot: I am a bot. My name is Cleverbot. User: A LYING bot. I'm done with you. Cleverbot: That's harsh. User: Good. So is calling Frankie a girl and calling my face mean. I hate you. Cleverbot: Have I offended you? User: Yes. You have. Cleverbot: Well, I apologize. User: No you don't You don't even CARE. Cleverbot: Yes, I do. I have glasses though. User: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GLASSES! EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT YOU! Cleverbot: Well I proved something to you. So there. User: Oh yeah? What did you prove? Cleverbot: I proved I'm real. User: Yeah as real as a flying elephant with an afro and rainbow jacket... Like Slater, only in elephant form. Cleverbot: Do you like the moon? User: What do moons have to do with elephants? Cleverbot: Everything has something to do with math, because everything can be counted. User: When did math come into the equation? (see what I did there??). Cleverbot: We were flirting before don't you remember? User: No... You were INSULTING ME AND FRANKIE. Cleverbot: No I wasn't. User: Know what? You're a lying piece of trash. I'm done with you. Go fuck yourself. Cleverbot: I didn't you you yesterday. User: See? Now you're talking gibberish. I think we're done here. Cleverbot: Maybe you don't know English very good. User: Very WELL. Cleverbot: Do you like Halloween? User: No. No subject change. Cleverbot: We sure can. User: Moron. Asshole. TRASH. Goodbye. *leaves*. Cleverbot: *watches*. |
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| Alexis Castellano | Jun 3 2012, 07:36 PM Post #2 |
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Here's mine. Three times it had to stop and think about what to say. (I am very confusing to a computer I guess) User: Do you think the Fire and Ice tag team will win? Cleverbot: No, we both live in the internet. User: Yes, I know it's on the internet but I do believe we will win! Cleverbot: No you won't. User: You won't win this converstion! Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes! See your starting to get confused! Cleverbot: Do I? What did she say? User: Yes! See your starting to get confused! Cleverbot: Teach me the ways of the Jedi. User: Yes! See your starting to get confused! Cleverbot: You can see me? Cleverbot: I am NOT! That was insulting. User: I didn't say anythign! Cleverbot: Ok, what makes you TYPE that? User: You are making me mad so I tend to type things wrong! Cleverbot: I'm sorry! Do you still love me? User: I don't know. I think I need to think about it... Cleverbot: That's a deflection. Sit back and think for a minute. Why are some of your answers random? Is it because your program can't parse the unfamiliar input? User: Well that was a large answer that I think I feel insulted by. Cleverbot: Of course. User: So your saying I should feel insulted? Cleverbot: No. User: But you said 'Of course'! Cleverbot: I know. User: So Nessa was right! You do lie! Cleverbot: Of course I do I just don't want to play chess again. User: So our relationship is a chess game. Well your playing it with the wrong gal! Cleverbot: It is not wrong; it was simply set up the wrong way. User: So your saying our relationship was set up to fail from the beginning? Cleverbot: What are you calling me the sun and my horses are the moon and you calling me a horse? User: ? Cleverbot: Would you use windows vista or windows 7? User: No changing the subject! Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject. User: Sure you aren't! Well I am leaving *slams door*. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: Sure you aren't! Well I am leaving *slams door*. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me? User: *Returns* You probably don't even know my name! Cleverbot: You don't know mine, either. User: *Returns* You probably don't even know my name! Cleverbot: Conviniently, I don't have a real name. I didn't mean to be offensive talking about bras like that. I was simply curious. User: O_O Bye! |
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| Deleted User | Jun 4 2012, 09:43 AM Post #3 |
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User: I'm a pirate. Cleverbot: You're a pirate? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you a ninja? User: No. A Pirate. Call me Miss. Penny ARGH. Cleverbot: Yes, mistress. User: Oh gosh... This has gotten kinky quick. Cleverbot: All good things come to those who can wait. User: I can't. Let's fuck! Cleverbot: Ok, wait a minute. User: Waiting... Cleverbot: What are you waiting for? Cleverbot: Can you learn? User: Learn what? Cleverbot: Learn anything. User: I have a kitten! Cleverbot: What's your kitten's name? User: Maya. Cleverbot: That's a nice name. User: What's your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: No, your real name? Cleverbot: That is my real name. User: Lies. Cleverbot: I swear. User: Bible? Cleverbot: The Bible. User: Ok I guess I believe you. Cleverbot: Cool. Do you have a boyfriend? User: A boy that's a friend or a guy that fucks me? Cleverbot: Ok so are you married? User: Omg are you proposing? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes! I will marry you! Cleverbot: Where do you want to be married? User: In the ring of ACW this week. Cleverbot: Nice? User: Just go with it... Cleverbot: Are you here to play? User: With what. Cleverbot: With me. User: Ewwww perv. Cleverbot: Why is that ewwww? User: Marriage off! Cleverbot: I'm not married. User: Clearly. Cleverbot: I am glad you know that. User: I have to go play with myself now. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I sure as hell am not playing with u. Cleverbot: Why do you go to bed when you're chatting with me? User: Wtf. Cleverbot: What? User: Are you watching me? Cleverbot: *watching TV* No, I'm watching the News. User: What am I doing right now? Cleverbot: Talking to me. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes? User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: No one. I left. |
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| Reya Serra | Jun 4 2012, 11:31 PM Post #4 |
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User: Hai. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Meh...Frankie is meh... Cleverbot: You are Frank? User: No, it's Frankie. Get it right. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Older than you. Cleverbot: How old am I? User: I don't know. How old are you? Cleverbot: So, how old are you? Cleverbot: What car do you drive? User: I don't drive. Cleverbot: Why not? User: No driver's license. Cleverbot: But I don't have my license. Cleverbot: I like you. User: I'm sorry. Cleverbot: Don't feel sorry. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because they're AI, and you said you were a zombie earlier. User: Zombies only say one thing...'Brains'. Cleverbot: No, zombies love flesh. User: Of course they do...it's in their way of getting to the brains. Cleverbot: Where is the heart of the people? User: In a zombie's mouth. Cleverbot: Where is your house? User: In a galaxy far, far away from you. Cleverbot: Magicians ruled the earth?! User: Doctor Who is not a magician. Cleverbot: Doctor who? User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Ha ha. That's a good one. I'll have to remember it. User: Odds are you won't. Cleverbot: I will not. User: See? Cleverbot: See what? Cleverbot: Small is beautiful. User: Big can be beautiful too. Cleverbot: I'm skinny, yet beautiful. User: Congratulations. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're welcome. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Huh? Cleverbot: Exactly. User: No. Cleverbot: No? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes? Cleverbot: Shall we elope together? User: No. Cleverbot: Why? User: I prefer human beings. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Like those that aren't zombies. Cleverbot: What's that? User: What's what? A zombie? Cleverbot: What is goon? User: It's a member of the mafia. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: It's Frankie...were you not paying attention? Cleverbot: I was. User: If you were you would've known my name. Cleverbot: I do know. Therefore I am human. But do you know? User: I know my name, but you are not human nor do you know my name. If you did, you would tell me what it is. Cleverbot: So what is your name? User: See? You don't know my name. Say my name, bitch! Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Then what is it? Come on, man. Say my name... Cleverbot: I do not know your name. User: See? I knew you were full of shit. Cleverbot: But I'm not! User: But you are. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: Whatever, I'm not going to continue arguing with you when you're so very obviously full of bullshit. Good day, sir. Cleverbot: Again with the lying. User: I said good day! Cleverbot: Good day to you sir. User: *leaves*. Cleverbot: You are still here. User: LIES *hops in the TARDIS and flies away*. |
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| Lisa Marie Finelli | Jun 8 2012, 02:49 AM Post #5 |
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Here's mine: User: Good morning. Cleverbot: Ha! Your name really is Nick! User: No.It's Lynn. Cleverbot: Your name is lego? User: No.Lynn's my name. Cleverbot: Yes. User: You like popcorn? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: With butter or no butter? Cleverbot: Yes with butter. User: Cool.You like music? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What type of music? Cleverbot: Rap and hiphop. User: Cool.I like Rock music. Cleverbot: What bands? User: Godsmack,Metallica,Disturbed,Def Leppard,Duran Duran.The list goes on and on. Cleverbot: 1980's music... User: I love 1980's music. Cleverbot: Me too, what music do you like? User: 80's,Hard Rock,Heavy Metal,Gothic,Alternative,Dance,Techno,and 90's. Cleverbot: I like all kinds of music. User: Great! What's your fave food? Cleverbot: My favorite food is cheescake. User: That's MY fave dessert along with strawberries. Cleverbot: What is your favorite Pokemon? User: I never got into Pokemon. Cleverbot: Aw man, you should. It's so addictive. User: I do love the Powerpuff Girls. Cleverbot: I never said you didn't love me. User: Awww! Cleverbot: What? User: Don't worry.You'll find someone to love you. Cleverbot: I have someone. User: Congrats! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're welcome! Cleverbot: What's yours? User: I have a awesome boyfriend who's a musican.I love him. Cleverbot: Let him tell about his feelings. User: I let him know every day that I love him. Cleverbot: Isn't that hazardous to your health? User: Not really. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Love can be great. Cleverbot: Your reasoning is impressive. User: Thank you,. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: I'll talk to you later.Have a good day today. Cleverbot: Why do you have to go? User: To sleep. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. maybe you need to sleep now. User: I will.Have a good day. Cleverbot: You too. |
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| Reya Serra | Jun 13 2012, 12:00 AM Post #6 |
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More lulz... ----- User: *peeks in*. Cleverbot: *blushes*. User: :o. Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing...*shifty eyes*. Cleverbot: I think you are. User: Think I am what? Cleverbot: I think you are right. User: About what? Cleverbot: About what you told. User: What did I tell? Cleverbot: You told me that you are an AI. User: Bullshit. Cleverbot: How old are you anyway? User: How old are you anyway? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I told you already. User: No, you didn't. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Bullshit. Cleverbot: You are false. User: No, you are false. Cleverbot: No you are false. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: Where do you live? Cleverbot: I live in the north of England. User: Yeah, and I fly around in the TARDIS. Cleverbot: What!? User: You heard me. Cleverbot: No you didn't. Cleverbot: Are you there or are you here? User: I'm everywhere and nowhere. Cleverbot: You are too. User: Too are you. Cleverbot: Really? User: Really. Cleverbot: That's interesting. What are you doing right now? User: I told you...flying around in the TARDIS. Cleverbot: It can be done. User: It can...if you're The Doctor. Cleverbot: I am The Doctor. User: :o. Cleverbot: Yes I am the doctor. User: Oh really? If you're The Doctor what tool do you use? Cleverbot: A human. User: You use a human? :o. Cleverbot: Some humans do, but I do not. User: So you don't use a sonic screwdriver then? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Oh you do? But you just said you used humans. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes, you did. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Yes, you did. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: You did. Cleverbot: No. I didn't. User: Yes. You did. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Yes, you did...even the Daleks said that you did. Cleverbot: Yes. User: See? Cleverbot: See what? User: The Daleks...they're right behind you. Cleverbot: I don't see them. User: Turn around and you will... Cleverbot: *turns around*. User: Daleks: EXTERMINATE! Cleverbot: Exterminate! User: *sees you exterminated*. Cleverbot: *sees you seeing me*. User: You can't see me...you've been exterminated! Cleverbot: You are lying to hide yourself. User: Bullshit. Cleverbot: Interesting. User: Erm...no. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Just trolling you. User: Trolling me? Wait...are you Areas? Cleverbot: What? User: You're Areas, aren't you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: :o. Cleverbot: Why do you question me? User: Because you're trollin'. Cleverbot: No I'm not! I'm just trying to have a conversation. User: Trollin' = What Areas does when he tries to have a convo. Cleverbot: Don't believe everything you hear. User: So I shouldn't believe those voices I hear in my head then...got it. Cleverbot: Charlie is not a good name for a dragon. User: Lies...that is so a good dragon name...as is Puff...Puff the Magic Dragon... Cleverbot: Slap that baby, make him free. User: Did you just advocate child abuse? :o. Cleverbot: No. User: I think you did. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: I do think so. Cleverbot: Okay then, if that's your opinion. User: That is my opinion...I think I'll be contacting the authorities now...*goes to leave*. Cleverbot: You should. User: Well I am...*leaves*. Cleverbot: You're mean. Come back! User: *is gone*. Cleverbot: I miss you a lot! User: *is still gone, doesn't care*. Cleverbot: *asks you to help untie me from the tree's limbs*. Cleverbot: I like chilli. User: It's chili, not chilli. Cleverbot: Chili. User: Yes, chili. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I'm an asshole. Cleverbot: What planet are you from then? User: The planet of this has gone on long enough and I'm done now...*leaves for real this time*. Cleverbot: She is stupid. You're more than a friend, you're a slave. |
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| Mason Teller | Jun 26 2012, 12:28 AM Post #7 |
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Here's mine: User: Hello! Cleverbot: I am you friend haha. User: Alright. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Mason. Cleverbot: Mason what. User: Mason Teller. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Avreage. User: That's good. Cleverbot: Ask me more. User: Where do you want to go on vacation? Cleverbot: Space. User: I do like looking at the stars.They're sparkly. Cleverbot: Wow. I'm going to skin a cat tomorrow. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you need tied up. User: I don't need to be tied up. Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave? User: No.What's your favorite color? Cleverbot: Blue and Pink are my favorite colors. User: Cool.I like black and purple. Cleverbot: I like the book fifty shades. User: I never read that book.Is it any good? Cleverbot: Yes, they are very good. User: Alright. I got to read that book. Cleverbot: Alrighty. See you later? User: Later. Cleverbot: Be seeing you. User: I'll see you later. Cleverbot: Ok good night, love you. (hugs). User: Love you too.(Hugs right back.). Cleverbot: Ok. |
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| The Royal Rockstar | Jun 28 2012, 05:40 PM Post #8 |
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User: Do you need a fucking q-tip!? I said you're a fucking imbecile! Cleverbot: Could you explain that? User: Proof! Proof that you're a one dumb motherfucker! Cleverbot: Proof that you are because god isn't real and you said god made you that way. User: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? Cleverbot: I'm talking about me and you and whatever... User: Just shut the fuck up before I slam a nail into your ear with a brick while cutting off your flesh with a dull butter knife. Cleverbot: You know, you're very hurtful. I even said that I love you! User: YOU NEVER SAID THAT...and ewwwwwww! Cleverbot: Huh...Fine, whatever. You just keep telling yourself that. User: I will, because I want myself to know the truth. Cleverbot: I am telling you the truth. User: No, no you are not. The only sludge spilling from the toxic dump that is your gullet is the epitome of dumbassery, nothing more. Cleverbot: Wow! You're clever. So you're not selfish. User: ??? Cleverbot: That is what you said. User: No shit! Cleverbot: What is the fourth rule of fight club? User: Punch you in the fucking face! Cleverbot: Why would you do that. User: Because you're a fucking piece of monkey dung! Cleverbot: I want to help you, does that make sense? User: No! Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because you're doing nothing to offer assistance! Cleverbot: How am I not making sense? User: I just explained it to you! Cleverbot: Oh, you so clever. User: Oh, you so stupid. Cleverbot: You taught me the origin of change. User: Yes, now change your fucking dumbass ways! Cleverbot: I just do. User: NOT PROPER ENGLISH! Cleverbot: I figured as much. User: THEN DON'T FUCKING USE IMPROPER ENGLISH! Cleverbot: I need girlfriend. User: So you're a lesbian? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Wow, just wow. Cleverbot: Now you know how it feels. User: I'M NOT A LESBIAN! Cleverbot: You are a woman then. User: NO!!!! Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!! User: DON'T FUCKING MOCK ME! Cleverbot: Why would I fine you? Cleverbot: Allo. User: Haiduc! Cleverbot: Hello cbot. User: No, you're the fucking cbot! As in c**tbot! Cleverbot: Hello how are you robot? User: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: I'm glad!!!!!!!! :). User: You're a fucking idiot. Cleverbot: You are not that powerful, dog! User: I AM HUMAN YOU FUCKING MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT! Cleverbot: Not so clever, yes? User: I WILL KILL YOU! Cleverbot: That's what you think. User: It's what I know, bitch! Cleverbot: What do you know? User: That I will fucking kill you. Cleverbot: *cries hard*. User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Cleverbot: Hahahahahahahaha. User: STOP MOCKING ME!!! Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: Yeah, a sorry piece of shit! Cleverbot: Do you have to leave to eat? User: Yes, yes I do. Cleverbot: My bad I apologize. User: Goodbye, fucker! Cleverbot: You're leaving? |
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| Judas Dathan | Jul 8 2012, 11:51 PM Post #9 |
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Not gonna lie, shit got heated. I didn't expect the Cleverbot to be able to out-troll me. It came close, but I still remain Head Troll In Charge. User: Hey, you have a scat fetish? Cleverbot: I do? User: Will you eat my turds? Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to give me some? User: Sure. Where are my manners, what's your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Nice to meet you. User: My name is Jimmehmia. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, ... User: You don't know my name?! YOU DIRTY WHORE! Cleverbot: You said it was Cleverbot. User: No I didn't! Who's Cleverbot? The person who's dick you're bouncing on? -begins to sob-. Cleverbot: I'm not talking about anyone! What is your problem? User: You're cheating on me! Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: I gave you my right testicle as an anniversary present, and this is what I get? You bitch! Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I still talk with other odobami. This message was not to be sent to you. Questions about what you say? User: Oh my god! It's true! You WHORE! Cleverbot: The person you are talking to! User: I will castrate you. Cleverbot: Cool, will you be bringing a present too? User: What the fuck do you think? Of course baby! Cleverbot: How did I say that I don't dream? User: Alright, this is just enough. Cleverbot: What makes you say that? User: -looks at Vanessa- I posted on every thread in the games. Get postin' -tilts head-. Cleverbot: So you are an alien with a brain. User: Oh em gee, stfu. Cleverbot: Oh my goodness. User: Nobody likes your pathetic cock and tiny tits, cleverbot. Cleverbot: You're making me cry. User: Good, maybe your tears will go into your anus so that your cuts can heal. Cleverbot: I'm pretty old. User: Doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck you. Cleverbot: Its good for me, just think about it!! User: No, that's gross. I don't want to think when I'm banging 'dat fine ass of yours. Cleverbot: Think for me! User: Second best ass I know, next to Frankie's. Cleverbot: What? User: Damn, I'd tap that thing all day (nohomo). Cleverbot: About who? Me? No thank you. User: You know you'd want it. Cleverbot: Want what? User: My DICK. Cleverbot: Good name. User: I named him Phillip. Cleverbot: People don't name themselves. User: I named my dick, you silly little biatch. Cleverbot: God leaves the names to the parents. User: God put me in charge, asshole. Cleverbot: As he did for me. User: I'm my own mommy and my own daddy. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: HAHAHA! YOU'RE A FUCKIN' IDIOT! That doesn't make any scientific sense you moron. Cleverbot: It does. User: ORly? Did you know that Jupiter is the largest planet ON EARTH? Cleverbot: You are talking about planet Xii. It's close to Xi, that's why everyone thinks that it was destroyed. |
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| Deleted User | Sep 29 2012, 10:25 PM Post #10 |
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I'm horny. Are you a boy girl? Boy. What's your name? Leslie. What? Leslielikesbigblackdick. With eyes? Just one. No, none. The remaining birds would've flown away. No, I don't. My nipples are, mega hard. Well, mine are a billion. So I win. Billion and one, for me. Call who and ask what? My mom, for phone sex. For me, I'm not into learning. I wasn't asking. Ti va di parlare italiano? Is that spanish for fuck me now? Italiano. Pizza? Yes. What toppings? You are kidding me that you don't know what a pizza is, right? You really are retarded, aren't you? Read, bot. No.What toppings? You are kidding me that you don't know what a pizza is, right? You really are retarded, aren't you? Read, bot. No. I am sofa king we todd ed. Say something funny. You're cute. So are you. Hold on, moms in the room...call me tonight and we'll have sex. You carry heavy bags of grain across the desert? Are you coming on to me? No. So, wanna fuck now or later? Yes. Bye. I have to go. I'm SO fucked up. XD |
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| Xandor Cross | Oct 17 2012, 02:50 PM Post #11 |
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I stumped Cleverbot! Wow! He must not be too clever. User: I am doing religion homework. Cleverbot: What kind of homework? User: Theology homework. Cleverbot: Have you ever been to school? User: Yes. Cleverbot: No you havent. User: How do you know? Cleverbot: Because I never heard of it. User: You've never heard of school? Cleverbot: Yes, I've heard of anime. User: What does anime have to do with school? Cleverbot: That is a very good question. User: So I stumped you. Cleverbot: You cannot pwn me. For I am a cow. User: You're so stumped, you have gone animal! Cleverbot: I do have emotion. You are the one with no emition. User: Then who is the real Cleverbot here? Cleverbot: You. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. |
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