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| Judas Dathan | Nov 29 2012, 12:23 AM Post #1 |
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THE Jimmy
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If you havin' wrestling problems I feel bad for you son: I got 99 problems but Poppa K ain't one "Check yourself before you wreck yourself, because dicks in your ass is bad for your health" -Icecube -- Jen's warm breath tingled across my neck as my eyes shot open. There we laid, two of the sexiest human beings on the planet. Two people, who, unlike Poppa K, were not filthy, dirty, low-down tricksters. And no, it's not because you're black, Poppa K, it's because you're despicable. It's because you're a shitty human being, you're trash, and I have no respect for you. I don't like you, I don't understand you, and I don't want to understand you. All I want to do is stomp your weasel ass, and that's exactly what I'm going to do. In fact, what I'm going to do is I'm going to walk into your house, pat your momma on her ass, beat your father to a pulp, stick my foot up your sister's vagina and then choke you out before I go home, smoke a blunt and fuck Jen. Hell, I may send Jen to go and do all that, because undoubtedly she could beat your whole family to a pulp. Maybe I'll send her to Slater's house. Perhaps we could have a piņata with his whole family, but that's beyond the point. "Sup dawg!" Jen's eyes shot open as well as she said those words. Astonished, I immediately fired back before realizing it was her. "You know you shouldn't speak like that, Jennifer, you could dumb yourself down." Pouting, Jen looked at me before I smiled back. "After all I'do for 'ya, Judaskins! Even dat foot thing?!" Scowl stretching across my face, I looked at Jen, "I told you we were never to talk about that..." "Or how 'bout what I did to 'ya big squirtle..." "I swear, I told you never to call it that..." "I told 'ya to never call me Jennifer!" "Alrighty, so what 'bout your match, Judaskins?" Quite a simple answer. This was a match I could, would and shall not lose. There was no way I could lose this match, in any conceivable way. Anybody who saw me completely outclass ACW's top contender, Orlando Ocean, can attest to that. "Absolute domination." Smiling, Jen shot me another look, "Just like last-" Holding my hand up, I stopped her, "Please, let's not..." I had bigger things to worry about than this silly little bitch named Poppa K, he's about as irrelevant as that piece of shit Kenath Israel or that fucking moron The Lookout. All three of them are untalented fucks who think they're hard and shit. But deep down inside they're afraid of one man, the Los Angeles gangster...me. I was hood before hood was cool. Those bitches wanna get ghetto? I'll get ghetto all over their asses. If they want to piss off the blackest man on the planet, all they have to do is march their ass to their own slaughter, my ring. But I'm sure they'd have a goofy grin on their faces as they waddled to their own doom. "So, I was talkin' to Cerabear 'bout the stuff we were doin' in be-" "...You better have been singing my praises..." "Maybe." "Fuck!" I forgot to return Cera's voicemail. She was concerned about some shit, though, I was too drunk to tell. "Wassup Judaskins?" Shaking my head I just stared at the ground. Now sitting up, I looked at the cut on my temple. "Damn, you really did do a number on me; more than I bet Poppa K could do." Both of us began almost giggling as I stood up and showed off my sexy ass body. "So what do you think of ghetto Judas making a return?" "A return? He's always been der 'ya silly boo!" "Good answer..." |
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