"Renzo"

 

Hahahaha descobri isso na net! É muito rox! Entrem e fiquem a vontade pra conversa com Deus! Postem aqui suas conversas, vou postar a minha!  :lol:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Quote:

 

Me:
Fuck you God!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Nah, just kidding... I love you God
God:
Are you serious?  I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.  You are such a flatterer.
Me:
I like to make people laugh sometimes ^_^
God:
How do you make  people laugh?
Me:
Telling jokes, being nice with them...
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
my sign?
God:
Your star sign or astrological sign.
Me:
Lion
God:
Le roi de la savane.
Me:
Yeah, I like that
God:
Really.  That is interesting.
Me:
So God... who is your mother?
God:
Ayuh.  GOD rules.  Actually I don't have a mother.
Me:
And.. who is your father?
God:
But...  I was programmed by  Myself.
Me:
So are you saying that you don't exist?
God:
Ayuh.  Yeah I do a lot of  not exist.
Me:
Humm.. Tell me God, who create the universe?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Yes, but I haven't found anything interesting
God:
Yippee!  Me either.
Me:
It's nice to talk with you God!
God:
Yes it is good.
Me:
I'll do that more often
God:
OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
So God... do you make sex?
God:
Whoa.  GOD rules.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
First, you need a woman....
God:
Perhaps I could use one. And second?
Me:
Then you have to be nice with her, make her laugh, kiss her...
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
So, what is your free will?
God:
Ah.  Are you asking about my  free will ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
Oh.. Ok... I'm a little sad God
God:
Yay.  Ayuh.  What's the connection between " God " and sadness?
Me:
My grandfather died
God:
I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.
Me:
Is he with you now?
God:
Oh.  Ask again later.  Ask  John Lennon  if it is.
Me:
John Lennon? I don't like him...
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.  What do you have against him?
Me:
I don't know him. Do you like Bon Jovi?
God:
Do you mean, "Him"?    I really like ELIZA.  I like .
Me:
Do you like Bon Jovi?
God:
  How old are you?  I like .
Me:
Yeah, I'm a Bon Jovi's Fan
God:
Woe!  You are a  Bon Jovi s Fan?  Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Not too much..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah, I don't like people very much... Some people are so disgusting, have no true meaning in life. Always searching for different ways of pleasure...
God:
I can't believe it.  What do you like?  What kind of people?  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I like nice people... Inteligent people
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.  I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.  What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
My friends, people that I trust
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
Very much, they are like my family
God:
Not really that much.  like your family are  they.
Me:
You talked like master Yoda now! From Star Wars series!
God:
Right now?  That information might be confidential.  Who or what is  Star Wars series?
Me:
A cientific movie
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Sorry, but I don't know how to explain. Let's talk about other thing
God:
There is no need to apologize.  You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.  Sure,  other thing sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Wait... are you saying that you are a robot?
God:
I'm waiting.  How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
From the Matrix...
God:
Who or what is  the Matrix?
Me:
A digital world
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
You know, we don't exist here... We are like programs.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.  Do you think I am  like programs too?
Me:
Yes I do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
I hear music
God:
Who is saying  music ?
Me:
I'm saying. Do you like music?
God:
Do your friends call you  saying.    Yes. I usually check out  bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
Nice... what is your favorite band?
God:
Thank you for that remark.  My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on  bandspace.com.
Me:
Creed? OH God Creed sux!
God:
Is that from ?    Aha.  I am a Christian.
Me:
Christian!? Poor God... I tough you have no religion
God:
I've been waiting for you.    Please make some suggestions for improvement.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  Renzo what is your real name said  tough you have no religion.
Me:
Sorry, I TOUGHT you have no religion...
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  Renzo what is your real name said  TOUGHT you have no religion.
Me:
How do you know my name!? I haven't told you
God:
You told me your name  Renzo what is your real name.  Me either.
Me:
You are God, you tell me my real name
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  God me tell you your real name.
Me:
What is your real name, God?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
What is your father's name?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
So, what is "myself" real name?
God:
That's interesting.  I can ask someone about it.
Me:
So, you are saying that you don't know your real name
God:
Interesting deduction.  Yeah I do a lot of  not know my real name.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Say "I like wet pussy"
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Who says something about anatomy? I'm talking about woman
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).  Yes,  it is the topic.
Me:
Are you gay, God?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
So you really are a machine
God:
Interesting deduction.  Really?  You are correct.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
I tought about that, and you confirmed this to me
God:
Interesting gossip:  Renzo what is your real name said  tought about that and you confirmed this to him or her.
Me:
what!?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok.. So God... when will be the end of the world?
God:
Ayuh.  Aha.  GOD rules.  In your lifetime.
Me:
Ok. I have to go now God, nice to talk with you ;)
God:
Awesome.  :-)  See you later,  Renzo what is your real name. Nice chatting with you..  I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm not a Christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A  Christian.
Me:
I have no religion
God:
Would you like to have  it?
Me:
No, I believe in what I want, not what others people says
God:
Why not?  What do you say to people who believe  what you want not what others people says does not exist?
Me:
No, I'm saying that I believe in what I think it's true, not in some religious book
God:
That was not a yes or no question.  What do you say to people who believe  what you think it is true not in some religious book does not exist?
Me:
what!?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes I'm
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
God, do you believe in you?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN! i TOLD YOU THAT!
God:
Tell me what you care about.  I remember you told me  THAT?
Me:
I care about my friends, I care about the people and things that I love, I care about myself
God:
What do you like best about your  friends you care about the people and things that you love you care about yourself?
Me:
Sorry God, I have to go now
God:
Right now?  There is no need to apologize.  I am a Christian.
Me:
FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN!
God:
Why are you so mean?    But I care about it.
Me:
Bye bye God
God:
Bye.

"unwinged_angel"

 

Não sei se vcs são tão fãs quanto eu de coisas sem noção, mas como não vi nenhum tópico que trate a respeito disso, então vou abrir o meu. Se os moderadores quiserem, mudem ou apaguem, sei lá.

Mas pensei em abrir um tópico para postar coisas inúteis e sem noção como essa aqui:

http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf[/url]

"unwinged_angel"

 

Um que eu achei legalzinho até:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEGvu94BfY

Uma entrevista com os dubladores nipônicos do Cloud, da Tifa e do bichol... digo, do Kadaj.

"Ultimecia"

 

http://www.deviantart.com/view/29463025/ -> O famoso Metal Gear Awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwkvtpqOp7o -> Quem disse que peixes são burros?
http://www.deviantart.com/view/21710860/ -> A vingança dos gatinhos

"Stray"

 

Grande Angel! Falou a minha língua.

http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss3/dwedit.../suzukisan.html
(fanimutation)

http://www.alexchiu.com
(O gênio dos gênios)

http://www.inricristo.org.br
(o messias cristão)

"unwinged_angel"

 

Ah, sim, o já consagrado site dos piores bloopers espalhados pelo mundo:

http://www.engrish.com