Joke: Bhai Ka Resume

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Joke: Bhai Ka Resume
Topic Started: Jun 27 2008, 04:09 PM (359 Views)
fahad	Jun 27 2008, 04:09 PM Post #1
King Jamali Posts: 1,835 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: August 9, 2006	Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) Education: - B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994 - M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996. Thesis: "On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts" Coursework: Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design Work Experience: - Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991 - Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project - Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent No. 007,13,666) Summer Internship: Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987 - July1990 - Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings - Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections Honors and Achievements: - Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime) - Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter - Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar and U.P. - Strong hold on Govt. and NGOs. - Specialized in extortion, illegal construction business and fake academic degree supply. References: - Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi - Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi - Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
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Kabeer	Jun 28 2008, 05:41 PM Post #2
Kabeer Jan Posts: 4,286 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: October 9, 2006	fahad bhia ye cv bheekaaari bank k project director k lye aapne di he kya hahahah ............ just kidding brother ............. very funny
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Bilal Ghumro	Jun 29 2008, 12:44 PM Post #3
~!~LoVe W!LL FiND AW@Y~!~ Posts: 2,537 Group: Members Member #747 Joined: January 11, 2008	fahad bhai yeh Bhai ka ReSUME TO MAINE ek aisi site per dekha hai jahan per bache jaaate hi nahi Nice Joke



niceabi	Jun 30 2008, 06:06 AM Post #4
~mAy^wOi^hOOn~ Posts: 9,910 Group: Members Member #38 Joined: December 14, 2006



Saddamsindhi	Mar 11 2009, 05:13 AM Post #5
Member Posts: 28 Group: Members Member #1,866 Joined: March 9, 2009	(Sadar) men to haroz murgi k sath roti kata hun,(Dost) is manhgai me kese(Sardar) ek niwala khud kha ta hun dosra niwala murgi ko(S.S)


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