Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Hello and welcome to KOEI Warriors (Forum), the official leading Rank 1 forum of ZetaBoards free online service of thousands of message boards aimed at video gaming; specifically the best KOEI TECMO fan site online! With over 35,000 forum members already a part of the community and millions of comments recorded! Thank you for visiting, we hope you enjoy the message board!

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. By signing up and experiencing KOEI Warriors message board you will have access to features that are member-only such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, voting in recognized polls, and more importantly discussion and the latest news from KOEI TECMO with fellow fans of their products. Our Members Only section via joining will grant you KOEI Warriors graphics, downloads and more.

We also have social network pages on Facebook, Twitter and a videos channel on YouTube, so please find us there.

If you need any help please don't hesitate to ask a member of staff/moderator. Thank you.


Regards,
KOEI Warriors Staff Team


Join our community at KOEI Warriors (Forum)!

Already a member? Welcome back, please login here and enjoy KOEI Warriors (Forum).

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
The Last Game
Topic Started: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:06 am (1,370,979 Views)
Sanada
Member Avatar
Resolute Warrior

:huh:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
GoW
Member Avatar
KOEI Warriors Unifier
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
[size=5]SPEAK ENGLISH![/size]
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Phones
Member Avatar
Rawr !
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
But i don't know english :(
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
bonkd1nk
Member Avatar
Loyal bodyguard
[ *  *  *  * ]
I cant take this :o anymore! I'm going to go jump off a B) while i yell :ph43r: and stab the air as i fall with a :wub:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Phones
Member Avatar
Rawr !
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
i'm guessing.

I can't take this **** anymore i'm gonna jump off a cliff and yell NINJA !!!!! and stab air as i fall in love with a love emoticon?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
GoW
Member Avatar
KOEI Warriors Unifier
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Be afraid, be very afraid...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sokudukeh
Member Avatar
° Rough-and-tumble °
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
I GOT 5 ON IT!!!!!!!!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Phones
Member Avatar
Rawr !
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So .. what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years ... I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for . . a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the Stupid map again.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sokudukeh
Member Avatar
° Rough-and-tumble °
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
:mellow: dat was soooooooooooooo not funny Socc3r4 :mellow:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Phones
Member Avatar
Rawr !
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
who said it was funny :mellow:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sokudukeh
Member Avatar
° Rough-and-tumble °
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
i dunno :huh:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
.Phones
Member Avatar
Rawr !
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$68,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"


how bout this or this

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie! I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!



A FEW DAYS LATER . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".........
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Mr.Honda
Member Avatar


Knock, knock ...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sokudukeh
Member Avatar
° Rough-and-tumble °
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
WHO'S THERE :lol:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Mr.Honda
Member Avatar


... Mr.Honda ...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ifrit
Member Avatar

[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Mr.Honda
Sep 17 2007, 05:47 PM
Knock, knock ...

Who's there :mellow:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
GoW
Member Avatar
KOEI Warriors Unifier
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Me
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sokudukeh
Member Avatar
° Rough-and-tumble °
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
-_-
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
GoW
Member Avatar
KOEI Warriors Unifier
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
still winning...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sokudukeh
Member Avatar
° Rough-and-tumble °
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
:huh:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ifrit
Member Avatar

[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
G.O.W=God of what?
G.O.W=God of water?

What is it :huh:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
GoW
Member Avatar
KOEI Warriors Unifier
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Mind your own business.... :P
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Red Knight
Member Avatar
God of War
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Why? LOL at the Beer Song!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
bonkd1nk
Member Avatar
Loyal bodyguard
[ *  *  *  * ]
cool! :o
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
SilVerNaZ
Member Avatar
My momma don't let me boogie boogie in the house O_o ...
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Socc3r4
Sep 17 2007, 05:25 PM
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So .. what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years ... I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for . . a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the Stupid map again.

:lol: We are tryin to love them , they're not givin us much of a chance really -_-

G.O.W. = God of Why? (thats it isnt it :P )
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
3 users reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous)
Members: Lord Shingen
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Fun Area · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Composed & Designed by, ©KOEI Warriors, 2005-2017. All rights reserved.