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Sex Education; Virginity, Age of Consent, and STDs
Topic Started: Sat Apr 7, 2007 6:48 pm (9,589 Views)
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Jsun
Jun 16 2007, 02:48 AM
I never really learned from my parents, Instead I was introduced to porn and other things like that. I actually saw alot of movies when I was a child so I got the idea real quick about what sex was. Then I finally learned in 5th grade about it. But my parents in recent years gave me some talks and they even tried to sneak condoms once in my bag for a trip. I didn't need to use them to earlier this year and my experience wasn't too great. Well I felt more experienced than the girl I was with because we were both virgins, but she had no idea what she was doing. It hurts for girls really bad for their first time and it didn't turn out well for her :( So thanks Porn for helping me. Also I would like to thank bananas. Thats how I learned how to put a condom on :)

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he never really specified WHERE you put it in or out, which resulted in many embarrassing moments for me as a child.

I LOL'd at this. I don't know what you really mean by embarrassing moments as a child but it sounds hilarious.

I learned the same way. Lol at your parents though. You sure you didn't impregnate the girl?
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Thetwodud
Jun 16 2007, 06:14 PM
Yes, it's the breaking of the hymen that can cause pain the first time a virgin woman has sex, and, as Paradox said, it doesn't always hurt the same.
Of course, the hymen can be broken long before having sex the first time in other ways. Women who ride horses (particularly in jumping/racing events) can have their hymen broken prematurely, or so I've heard.

Yeah I've heard that too. I've heard other horror stories as well, but none that I currently remember. :[
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WEll you didn't have to stop. :/
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Her vagina stung you?! I thought only Gelgameks had vaginas with razor-sharp teeth. :blink:
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Jsun
Jun 16 2007, 02:23 PM
They should teach kids in school about bisexuals and stuff. I would be glad if there were more girls who were bisexuals.

Fix'd.

Vagina dentata?
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Jun 16 2007, 07:56 PM
Jsun
Jun 16 2007, 02:23 PM
They should teach girls in school about the value of being bisexuals and stuff. I would be glad if there were more slutty girls who made out with other girls in front of me naked and then responded positively to my every whim afterwards.

Fix'd.

Vagina dentata?

Fix'd more. >:)

Toothed vajayjays r scary Mr Two dud. :[

My psych teacher once told me a story about how she administered an inkblot test to somebody and the person interpreted what looked like a butterfly as a 'FLAMING, BLOODY VAGINA WITH FANGS THAT WAS ABOUT TO BITE HIS PENIS OFF.'
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... :blink:


My health teacher told us that she once farted and blood came out.
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I once knew a Chinese kid who's last name was Shun (or something similar) and first name was Erik.

His parents must not have had good seckz education. :lol:
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Jsun
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Ok guys stay on-topic here and Jin thats just disgusting, thats why I don't go into details about these things.
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SlickSlicer
Jun 16 2007, 03:00 PM
Toothed vajayjays r scary Mr Two dud. :[

My psych teacher once told me a story about how she administered an inkblot test to somebody and the person interpreted what looked like a butterfly as a 'FLAMING, BLOODY VAGINA WITH FANGS THAT WAS ABOUT TO BITE HIS PENIS OFF.'

IIRC, vagina dentata is actually some kind of story or something to teach boys about the dangers of having sex with strangers, or something like that.

I bet that inkblot test taker had those kind of stories told to him. That's sex education for you.
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Thetwodud
Jun 16 2007, 08:33 PM
SlickSlicer
Jun 16 2007, 03:00 PM
Toothed vajayjays r scary Mr Two dud. :[

My psych teacher once told me a story about how she administered an inkblot test to somebody and the person interpreted what looked like a butterfly as a 'FLAMING, BLOODY VAGINA WITH FANGS THAT WAS ABOUT TO BITE HIS PENIS OFF.'

IIRC, vagina dentata is actually some kind of story or something to teach boys about the dangers of having sex with strangers, or something like that.

I bet that inkblot test taker had those kind of stories told to him. That's sex education for you.

Ack-joo-alley, the guy was apparently a schizophrenic.

PS-Who hates the idea of abstinence like me? Just wanted to veer this back on the topic of seckz and education.
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I hate the idea of abstinence. Although it's good for people who are underage, it's pointless for people at the age for having sex. Why people would abstain even after the age of 18 is beyond me.
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Abstinence is pretty freaking stupid, I think. Instead of concentrating on making the teens have no sex (good friggen luck), they should concentrate on letting them have good safe sex.

Then again, nothing says love like two virgins on their wedding night trying to figure out how to have sex, followed up by one of the worse and most clumsy examples of 'sex' that one could possibly think of, right?
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That would suck if 2 people were virgins on their wedding night and were trying to have sex and when they finally did, the guy couldn't fit :lol:

Talk about an abstinence downer...
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Yeah!

Abstinence? More like CRAPstinence. Aha...ahaha...ahahahahahahaha....

Ok, I'm done. <_<
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Jun 16 2007, 06:31 PM
Jsun
Jun 16 2007, 02:48 AM
I never really learned from my parents, Instead I was introduced to porn and other things like that. I actually saw alot of movies when I was a child so I got the idea real quick about what sex was. Then I finally learned in 5th grade about it. But my parents in recent years gave me some talks and they even tried to sneak condoms once in my bag for a trip. I didn't need to use them to earlier this year and my experience wasn't too great. Well I felt more experienced than the girl I was with because we were both virgins, but she had no idea what she was doing. It hurts for girls really bad for their first time and it didn't turn out well for her :( So thanks Porn for helping me. Also I would like to thank bananas. Thats how I learned how to put a condom on :)

SlickSlicer
 
he never really specified WHERE you put it in or out, which resulted in many embarrassing moments for me as a child.

I LOL'd at this. I don't know what you really mean by embarrassing moments as a child but it sounds hilarious.

I learned the same way. Lol at your parents though. You sure you didn't impregnate the girl?

I didn't learn sex by watching porn or anything like that. I learned it by seeing people do it when i was a VERY young age. Some people have no level of descency. no wonder I grew up as a disturbed child.


some people never get sex education, so they learn from porn. But that of course is different in reality. we are not that aggressive, lol.
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Not all porn is the aggressive type, some is quite artistic and/or sensual; you just have to know where to look. But this may lead to digression.
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Liesss everyone here is as as pure as a virgin, I cant believe what Im hearing!
Mercy to you all and mercy to my eyes while reading this! ahah you make me feel bad.
Of course I envy you.
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Jun 26 2007, 07:11 PM
Liesss everyone here is as as pure as a virgin, I cant believe what Im hearing!
Mercy to you all and mercy to my eyes while reading this! ahah you make me feel bad.
Of course I envy you.

:lol: Diana has the leash on you Will. Just because I post on the forums doesn't mean I'm a super nerd who can't get any girls and your just upset because I made it with an Asian girl. But yeah alot of people probably haven't had sex who post here on the forums because like 70% of them are under 15.
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Jun 16 2007, 08:06 PM
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My health teacher told us that she once farted and blood came out.

Is this true? Or you're kidding cause I was laughing for a long time when I read this.
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Jun 26 2007, 11:20 PM
Jin
Jun 16 2007, 08:06 PM
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My health teacher told us that she once farted and blood came out.

Is this true? Or you're kidding cause I was laughing for a long time when I read this.

really...I was like "what the hell" when i read it

if the teacher was a male and over 40....then I am thinking diverticulosis, which is very common.

if it was a female...I would think of hemorroids. but males get those too depending on genetics and environmenal causes.

another cause of rectal bleeding is an anal fissure.....that is when you are constipated, and the poo doesn't want to come out.. so people push lol so they tear the wall. however, not only is that painful, but it only bleeds every time you poo, so I don't think the teacher had that.

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thanks for that lovely info Amirah. Posted Image
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sorry jsun....I was just saying my first thought when Jin posted that comment. chin laughed, but I didn't think it was funny. I was thinking of the possible causes and those are the three most common cause.

I do not know why I wrote down what I was thinking. not many people study medicine and i probably grossed out everyone anyways. :lol:
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however, not only is that painful, but it only bleeds every time you poo, so I don't think the teacher had that.
You are detering Anal sex now.
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I thought it was really gross, its not my business but it could also be from @nal sex.


EDIT:LOL WILL I did not see ur comment we posted at same time. We have minds that think alike.
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