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Sex Education; Virginity, Age of Consent, and STDs
Topic Started: Sat Apr 7, 2007 6:48 pm (9,588 Views)
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Jun 26 2007, 11:20 PM
Jin
Jun 16 2007, 08:06 PM
... :blink:


My health teacher told us that she once farted and blood came out.

Is this true? Or you're kidding cause I was laughing for a long time when I read this.

It's true, and I was actually hopeing someone such as Amirah would tell us what could have caused it. It was a female (that's why I said "she") and she joked with us a lot. It had everyone laughing, especially since she said this right before the bell rang. She said she was just about to explain it too. :lol:
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Amirah
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yes, you are correct, it can be caused by anal sex.


but the more common cause of a person coming to the doctor is when they had unexpectedly gotten the tear. a person doing anal sex would have probably been cautious or aware of the risk. if they had done research, then they would easily find out that it repairs itself in 2 weeks anyways, so they hardly come to the doctor.

a person is more likely to get a tear with constipation over anal sex though because feces is harder and bigger then the other thing.

*I know i am grossing Jsun out by speaking about constipated feces* LOOOL



Jin: how old was she? also, is she over-weight??? then I will tell you the problem. :lol:
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I am so grossed out right now. Gah I see little ones looking at this topic now. :blink:
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lmay19
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Jun 27 2007, 01:52 AM
Jin: how old was she? also, is she over-weight??? then I will tell you the problem. :lol:

She looked to be in her 30's. She's in good shape, African American, on the thinner side.
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Zoned
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lol talking sex ed I Leart about the things down there(ya you know) in Grade3 And a lot after that
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Amirah
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Jun 27 2007, 01:54 AM
I am so grossed out right now. Gah I see little ones looking at this topic now. :blink:

Jsun...control the OCD....you can do it! hahahhahhaha


Jin: if she was young...and had a family history of it...or was pregnant when it happened, then it was probably hemorroids. since she did not mention pain, then it was internal hemorroids, they are easily removed simpley by tying them *Jsun vomits** ladies get this a lot. another cause is sitting on the toilet for so long. lol. some people spend a lot of time sitting and reading the newspaper when they poo, i do not know why, lol

They are not external hemorroids because that part of the anus is innervated by the same nerve as the skin, and thus she would feel a lot of pain. so she would have mentioned it being painful in the joke. nobody forgets the pain, lol
I think she had the internal hemorroids. no pain, and it can bleed with slight presure.



on the other hand, if she was an older lady....and bad eating habits, with low fiber diet, the it is probably a diverticulum because the interstinal wall lost it's tone (more pressure causes the wall to weaken) so there is an extra bulge called a diverticulim. but then feces can get stuck in the diverticulum (the out-pouching) and then that causes bacteria build-up. so that also causes a recal bleeding. this is very common amoung older people, especially MEN.

other causes of bleeding is a colon cancer. more specifically a right sided colon cancer, since veins are weaker on that side. but that is less likely since cancer iteself is a less likely option, also she would have other symptomes like anemia. these happens in way older people. they can even have black stools because the bleeding was in the upper GI tract, so the Iron in the hemoglobin from the RBC had a chance to oxidize. anyways, this is not what the teacher had.

if anyone has any medical questions, then PM me, I work in a hospital many times a week, I see all kinds of stuff.

if you study medicine and need help, then I am always here. :)
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Jun 27 2007, 01:54 AM
I am so grossed out right now. Gah I see little ones looking at this topic now. :blink:

Your converting pure innocent ones into umm ahem curious people.
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Zoned
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or maybe even perverted people (jk)
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That's not actually funny. I know a lot of perverted people, well, to be honest, I am a bit of a perv but not to that degree.
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hmm, this may not be the right topic but what happens to semen when a girl swallows it? Oral sex i mean.......

don't ask me why :unsure:
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It turns into cancer! *bum bum bum*

No, not really. It gets digested like anything else that goes down the gullet. It's not poisonous or anything. In fact, it actually has a smidgen of protein in it (not enough to be worth anything, though).
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lol ok, I heard about that cancer thing, but thats only if your a porn star, you get like throat cancer or something but whatever. Now my friend feels better...
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Jun 27 2007, 05:35 PM
lol ok, I heard about that cancer thing, but thats only if your a porn star, you get like throat cancer or something but whatever. Now my friend feels better...

Yeah, we all know the ol' "my friend" excuse. You rascal.
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I'm not going to lie, today is an awesome day. Korean girls are crazy......
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Jun 27 2007, 05:55 PM
Jsun
Jun 27 2007, 05:35 PM
lol ok, I heard about that cancer thing, but thats only if your a porn star, you get like throat cancer or something but whatever. Now my friend feels better...

Yeah, we all know the ol' "my friend" excuse. You rascal.

hahahaha....yes


umm....throat cancer are seen with singers or people that speak sooo much. you get cancer of the vocal cords because they are so constantly be rubbed against each other. anything that causes dysplasia (irritation of the lining) then that can eventually lead to cancer.


As far as semen goes....it had fructose in there....and fructose is a sugar like glucose, so it gets digested. but it is not that fattening, nor does it have much protein.

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Jun 27 2007, 06:08 PM
I really don't want to make this a digusting read, but will it be traceable in my tests for next month with my kidney stone thing. I have to take a 24 hour urine test....will it show up in the test results?

nooo. hahha.. I told you...it has fructose. so you can get that by eating many other things like honey or berries or many other foods. besides, unless you are diabetic, glucose and sugars will not be seen in the urine.

what are the doctors gonna check for in your 24 urine test?

they will first look at the ca+ levels to see if that was the cause of the calcium stones.

i mean....that is all they would look at because that is the purpose of them taking it.

other things that urine can show is the osmolarity (how concentrated it is)

also you can nee NH4 in there, that is how the body gets rid of wastes. BUN and creatinine is the marker to see how well your kideny is functioning. there are many reasons of why we take urine test, and many things that they can show, but your doctor would pay most attention to the Ca and phosphate levels.
there is nothing you need to worry about though. B)
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thats a load off my chest. thanks, back on topic now :)
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Amirah
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you plan to eat your own semen ? I never knew people did that...


before we get back on topic, I just wanted to say something related.

for ladies...they are not allowed to have sex before they go to the gynecologist. if you had sex the morning of day before....the doctor will know because he will see remaining semen. looool.

anyways, I guess we are on topic because it is educational stuff about sex
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Amirah
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well....you asked about your urine sample showing evidence of oral sex. when I answered no you said that was a relief. so that was why I asked. :lol:
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Jun 27 2007, 06:27 PM
thats a load off my chest. thanks, back on topic now :)

I hope you didn't mean 'load' in a sexual context there Jsun....
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:lol: i was thinking that when i typed that too.
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I love how no one gives a rat's ass about vulgarity here.

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So do I, Hondam. Because, personally, I don't think it would speak well of Koei Warriors if we had rodents here. Moreover, it would be even worse if newcomers discovered that we had not only rodents here, but rodent whores who liked anal. That being said, I really don't think any 'rat ass giving' is necessary, especially since it would be as vulgar as the alleged vulgarity you seek to ostracize with your ironically hypocritical spam post (alas, I realize this is spam too, but I'm not the Koei Warriors Cop going around and telling people that they shouldn't post things that are vulgar).

Back on topic and regarding an earlier question raised here, it's not possible for a woman to get pregnant merely by swallowing semen...is it?
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Jun 27 2007, 08:57 PM
So do I, Hondam. Because, personally, I don't think it would speak well of Koei Warriors if we had rodents here. Moreover, it would be even worse if newcomers discovered that we had not only rodents here, but rodent whores who liked anal. That being said, I really don't think any 'rat ass giving' is necessary, especially since it would be as vulgar as the alleged vulgarity you seek to ostracize with your ironically hypocritical spam post (alas, I realize this is spam too, but I'm not the Koei Warriors Cop going around and telling people that they shouldn't post things that are vulgar).

To which my reaction! :lol:

And I'm sorry, but what? When did I say stop the vulgarity? Or proclaim myself as the cop? Also, I love how you can detect sarcasm and irony.

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Back on topic and regarding an earlier question raised here, it's not possible for a woman to get pregnant merely by swallowing semen...is it?


I'm 99% sure you're just asking this to try and stay on topic (thus proving moral superiority), but I digress. To answer your question: No, it's impossible. The female reproductive organs aren't in the mouth or throat.
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oh my i gotta do 3 hours of this 2morrow >_<
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