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Next!; The best dating show on TV
Topic Started: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:58 am (275 Views)
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SRSLY.

Here are some great moments from Next, that I think could only come from Next:

1.)

Woman (the person "nexting"): Hey, so what do you like to do in your spare time?
Guy: Oh, well ya know, I play sports, go to the beach, that sort of thing.
Woman: Ewww...beach? Dead bodies! NEXT!

(She later made some other comment about how she hated beaches because of dead bodies, and to this day, I honestly think she was crazy).

2.)

Guy in bus: So dudes, what are some great dates you've been on?
Mexican guy in bus with very typical accent: Well mang, one time I went on a date, mang, and like, two hours later I got laid.
*awkward silence*
Other guy in bus: Oh, well, that sounds like a pretty great date!

3.)

Guy (the person "nexting"): Ok, I want you to crack this egg between your legs.
Woman: Oh *nervous laughter* ok. (She proceeds to do so after a struggle*
Guy: Ehh...I'm afraid of what you could do to me with those things. NEXT!

I'd say the funniest part of the show is how little money they can walk away with if they choose not to go on a second date. It's so stupid to walk away with the money, yet half the contestants are dumb enough to do so. :lol:
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Lol, I love this show. Watch MTV and some of their other shows on my spare time. Parental Control is ok, Boiling Point I like, Date my mom was just corny.
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Date my Mom sucks. Boiling Point is awesome though. Basically, that whole show is one big breaching experiment, and since I studied Psychology, I can definitely appreciate it. :D

But still, Next! has such goddamn funny moments, that it's probably one of my favorite shows on TV. >_>

I still think that it might be scripted, though.
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I seriously think that they were acting or using some scripts for those corny lines that they say when they step out of the bus. It just seems all like acting.

But dang, lol NEXT has some of the funniest and coolest roasting moments on TV. Love this show, haha and not to mention the Homo/queer episodes which I don't watch. :huh:

Slick you probably do! :lol:
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Actually I've only seen one or two of those, and they're usually not that funny (not gay by the way, but I have no problem with watching gay people make a fool of themselves just like straight people :lol:). What WAS funny though was when this BLATANTLY gay dude was on straight next. That was MAJOR LULZ.

And yes, exactly, that's why I think it's scripted. They all say similar things and always have some line they say if they get dumped. It just seems like there's some scripting going on behind the scenes. Doesn't matter though, it's still funny.

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