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The War Thread; settle your disputes here
Topic Started: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:51 pm (232,628 Views)
Mr.Honda
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Cao Pi
Feb 5 2008, 12:18 PM
*Makes screcrows out of clothes, armour and (new) weapons*
How was this idea suppose to work again?

*Notices scarecrows on the battlefield*

:blink: What the ... ?

*Sees birds flying overhead and avoiding the battlefield*

Oh crap ... Men shields up!!

*Looks at the scarecrows again*

I wonder where he got those pants and weapons from? :blink:
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Judau
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Lu Bu Jr
Feb 5 2008, 05:19 PM
What a weird war..... :blink:

This is one my Legendary Fun Wars!!!

I have an idea...
*sneaks into Mr.Honda's camp and robs some armour, clothes and weapons*
Hey look some troops who had the same idea as us!
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Mr.Honda
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*Notices Cao Pi troops fleeing the main camp with the items*

Officer: "My Lord, aren't those ... ?"
Honda: "Yes, they are."
Officer: "Should we tell him ... that we were practicing our chemical attacks with those?"
Honda: "No. Let's see what happens."
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Ziedrich
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Okay.....:blink:

*Sits on Red Hare and eats KFC* :lol:
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Judau
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okay, lets bend in with this army.
*Some of the armour starts glowing green and starts smelling*
Well....We stand out....
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Mr.Honda
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*Suddenly Zhang Jiao appears*

"For the heavens ...!"

*Throws spear and impales Zhang Jiao*

Okay, so now where were we ...

:o Oh great, a suicide stinker. Retreat away from the smell men, they should pass out in a moment. Only Ieyasu has the strength to withstand that much chemical bombardment.

"But my Lord, they are too close! Some of the men have fallen already!"

Then hurry up and fall back!
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Judau
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Why isn't this affecting me?
*Notices I'm wearing a maids outfit.*
Hmm, this fits quite well...
*notices all of troops are on the floor dying slowly.*
Oh....Damn...
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Mr.Honda
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Officer: "My Lord, they are falling as you said ... but where did he get that maids outfit?"
Honda: "Let's not discuss that."
Officer: "Excuse me my Lord?"
Honda: *sighs* "It was a gift for my daughter from a former soldier."
Officer: "Oh ... then I guess I shouldn't ..."
Honda: "Shouldn't what?!"
Officer: "Nevermind ... so what's our next move?"
Honda: "You, go and engage Cao Pi and his troops. If there's nothing left, clean up the mess.

*Officer advances with some troops to engage Cao Pi*
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Judau
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Soldier: Are you Cao Pi or a real maid?
Cao Pi: ummm (weak put on woman voice) I'm a lost hand maid, lost in harsh land of the battlefield.
Soldier:O-O.K. S-Sory for mistaking you as our enemy...
Cao Pi: I apperciate your help
Soldier:
Cao Pi: I mean (Woman voice) I apperciate your help.
*flees from the battlefield*
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Mr.Honda
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Honda: "Let him leave."
Officer: "But my Lord! ..."
Honda: "Just watch."

*Watches as Cao Pi flees the battlefield in the maids outfit, once again getting the attention of the soldiers dressed as Zhang He, who then chase after him singing "How Beautiful" with the Lu Bu's in hot pursuit*

Now that the battlefield has been cleared, we can resume normal activities. :P
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Judau
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I quit! You win this war......but I'm still running from that Zhang He army!
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Mr.Honda
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:lol: I can help with that ...

*Sends a messenger to them*

Messenger: "Ranmaru has been spotted to the East"

Zhange He troop: "Ladies, our hope is restored!"

*Troops end their pursuit of Cao Pi and dance off into the East*
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Judau
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Whew that army chased me though the 'family' and 'last game' threads!
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Mr.Honda
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Cao Pi
Feb 5 2008, 03:11 PM
Whew that army chased me though the 'family' and 'last game' threads!

:lol: Must have been the maid suit :P
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Judau
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Oh, that reminds me!
*changes into normal*
Much better, although that komono did fit well!
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Samurai Master
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Cao Pi
Feb 5 2008, 07:31 PM
Oh, that reminds me!
*changes into normal*
Much better, although that komono did fit well!

throws pie in his face "yeah thats right don't throw nuthin at me
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Judau
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*Eat the pie. Gives a hand signal. Large rocks come rolling at SM*
No-one steals my pie attack!
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Samurai Master
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*laughs* rides right in front of him that pie wasn't an ordinary pie you'll see
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Judau
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*Stabs SM in his face.*
You got to be carefull.....
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Samurai Master
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*jumps off his horse*hmm
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Judau
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*rides by side of SM and goes for a swipe of the sword to his torso*
Dismounting a horse can be foolish!
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Samurai Master
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*ducks down and cuts his horse leg off * i just can't be bother to fight you
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Judau
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*Leans horse over to SM side and jumps off whilst horse is falling on SM*
Must of been a large very fast duck, if it was to avoid my sabre
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Samurai Master
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*cuts the horse in half*press the button bye bye cao pi :lol:
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Judau
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(we are in the Sengoku Period, buttons do not exist....)
*Whilst SM is pressing that 'button' I dash forward with sword ready to perce his heart*
That blunder was fatal!
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