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| King Of The Hill; Take the hill no matter what :-o | |
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| Nocon | Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:22 am Post #13551 |
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SHINee lives on.
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@ DW and yue: Shall you want to fight for yourselves, or shall we stand as one? *calmly and quietly shoos the two away while awaiting their decision* The hill is still mine!
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:54 am Post #13552 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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Cao Pi asks you out, and you forget about the hill. MY HILL!! |
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| Nocon | Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:06 am Post #13553 |
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So, that is how you wish to play this game, DW? Fine. Your chef accidentally (yeah, right; ok) puts salt instead of sugar into Kool-Aid, so you get extremely sick from "food poisoning," and must go to the hospital. Which leaves your minuscule hill up for destruction. *smirk that promises doom* "TIDAL WAVE!!!" *minuscule hill is washed away by the mighty deluge* I am King of the Hill. "The name's |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:09 am Post #13554 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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I recover quickly, miraculously, and remind you that it's your shift at the library. Not wanting to be fired, you hurry to your job, and I reclaim what is rightfully mine. ![]() I rule the hill! Edited by xFlautistx, Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:09 am.
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| DMRevolution | Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:27 am Post #13555 |
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*Simply kicks Dark Witch off hill into a bucket of glue that was mysteriously placed there which knocked down a pile of feathers on her.* Nar har har har, my hill.
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| Claus | Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:30 am Post #13556 |
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old hag
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*sits on hill with cloudberry* share? |
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| DMRevolution | Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:44 am Post #13557 |
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Betray me and I shall keel you.
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:19 am Post #13558 |
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I return to the hill covered in feathers. You both think I'm a monster, and run away in terror. Mwahahaha!! My hill, sorry. |
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:05 am Post #13559 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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Yawning and enjoying the morning glory, I walk up the hill and kick you off, so I can further protect what is rightfully MINE. My hill! |
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| Claus | Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:51 pm Post #13560 |
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*throws life-sized Sima YI at jeffo and make him fall off the hill*
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:19 pm Post #13561 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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I've montaged a robotic system to make the life like Sima Yi move like he is alive. He extends his claws to grab you, force you off the hill, then explodes in your face. The hill is mine, hands off! |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:32 pm Post #13562 |
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[I'm running out of ideas ] So very hungry, you decide to leave the hill unguarded and begin down the hill. You don't see a banana peel, slip, ride in an ambulance to the hospital, it crashes, and you'll take quite a while to heel.*glues feet to hill* MINE! |
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:36 pm Post #13563 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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Good thing I am a fast healer. I'll just gush some oil on you and torch you, since you've glue'd yourself stuck to the hill. Burn, Dark Witch! After whiping away the ashes, I reclaim my hill. |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:38 pm Post #13564 |
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*cries* *thinks of what to do* I glue myself back together into an ash statue and kick you down off the hill. Then I glue you down, so you'll never be able to get back on the hill again!! mwahaha My hillzee. |
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:41 pm Post #13565 |
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My exploded lifesized Sima Yi re-attached himself, and brought me some anti-glue. Being unstuck, I grab a leafblower and blow away Dark Witch, since she's light as a feather now. MA HILL! |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:44 pm Post #13566 |
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Your robotic Sima Yi and me secretly formed an alliance against you. He picks you up, throws you to Hawaii, and then helps me back onto the hill. Then I press his self-destruct button, throw him miles away, and I'm on the hill alone. my hill Edited by xFlautistx, Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:45 pm.
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:52 pm Post #13567 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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A scientist puts me back together, with my organs working. He lend me his rocket to fly back to the hill. Before returning, I aim the rocket at the hill, and I jump right out. A parachute provides me with a safe landing, while the rocket lands clean on the hill, with you standing on it. The hill is mine again! |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:56 pm Post #13568 |
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You think I have died, and perhaps I have. One year later, though, a villager asks you to join his family for lunch. You're tired of eating the grass on the hill, so you agree. The villager lets you go ahead, then runs to the hill. He takes off his disguise and mwahahaha its me!! (Yeah... weird. But I'm running short of ideas) MA HILL |
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:09 pm Post #13569 |
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Since I am unharmed, I return to knock you off my hill It's mine again! |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:10 pm Post #13570 |
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^[darn, i was dumb!!] I grab my broom (I'm a witch), sweep your face, and get dust in your eyes. Then, I whack you unconscious, put you on the broom, and order it to send you far, far away to the middle of nowhere... Sorry, my hill!! |
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| Beards | Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:25 pm Post #13571 |
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Waking up in the middle of nowhere, I noticed the broom was out of magical flying fuel. Good thing there was a magical flying fuel station, so I could refill for the trip back. After that, I pick up 2 baseball bats and club you off MY hill! My hill! Stop stealing it away from me, damn it! |
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| xFlautistx | Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:57 pm Post #13572 |
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*kicks jeffo and stuffs broom down his throat* It is poisonous, so you must go to the hospital. You'll never be able to get out, now, even if you are a quick healer. My hill... YOU stop stealing it from ME.
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| Beards | Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:02 am Post #13573 |
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I tossed an investment for scientists to create an antidote for this poison. After multiple tests, it has finally cured my poisoned status. My investment was such a succes that I managed to get double my money out of it. With that money, I purchased an arsenal of weaponry, including a "Hill protector". I stormed the hill, slaughtered you in a billion pieces and fortified MY HILL! |
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| xFlautistx | Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:06 am Post #13574 |
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*thinks* It turns out your poison antidote also works as glue. I use it to glue myself back together, then I phone my aien family at Mars, and they come and abduct you and all your weaponry. My hill!! [don't worry, I never run out of ideas] |
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| Beards | Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:10 am Post #13575 |
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I managed to bribe the people from mars... with a mars! They enjoyed it so much, that they decided to turn against you. I gave them all the mars' we have, and they vowed to stay on my side, no matter howmany mars' you would offer. The aliens cleaned my hill with a lazor, and dropped me off to further protect MY HILL! (Don't worry, I'll keep defending MY HILL! till the day I drop dead!) |
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*Simply kicks Dark Witch off hill into a bucket of glue that was mysteriously placed there which knocked down a pile of feathers on her.*
Nar har har har, my hill.

Betray me and I shall keel you.
] So very hungry, you decide to leave the hill unguarded and begin down the hill. You don't see a banana peel, slip, ride in an ambulance to the hospital, it crashes, and you'll take quite a while to heel.
*kicks jeffo and stuffs broom down his throat* It is poisonous, so you must go to the hospital. You'll never be able to get out, now, even if you are a quick healer.
It turns out your poison antidote also works as glue. I use it to glue myself back together, then I phone my aien family at Mars, and they come and abduct you and all your weaponry. 
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