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| Beards | Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:14 pm Post #13651 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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You've been noticing nobody has been fighting lately. You dropped your guard and started polishing the hill till it became shiny. When you were trying to remove a hard stain, I give you a little push in the back, making you tumble of the hill. Thanks for cleaning up MY hill, you deserve a reward, but not the hill
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| Nocon | Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:21 pm Post #13652 |
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SHINee lives on.
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*ninja-ports into topic*![]() Oh, really? Hmm... After I fall, I look up to see the Leverage cast, and Nate promises me that he'll get me my hill back. After a series of rather interesting events, the crew manages to con you into returning my hill to me. Oh, and I GOT that stain out. Fear the power of Pine-Sol, people. Fear it. ![]() *ninja-ports away* |
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| Beards | Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:31 pm Post #13653 |
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Zhang He dances around the hill with unrivaled beauty. You got distracted and became hypnotised by staring at him. He lures you away from the hill and takes you into the bushes. Xu Zhu then appeares from the bushes and eats you up! My hill now! |
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| DMRevolution | Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:44 pm Post #13654 |
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*Throws eggs and toilet papers the hill and then runs away to build a new hill, with blackjack and hookers.*Nar har har har har. I are evil.
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| Nocon | Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:08 pm Post #13655 |
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Hmm... Your new termite mound has been placed under surveillance because of all the noise that your gambling hookers make. One night, somebody got a little too drunk, and threw up all over a bartender - who JUST SO happens to be Guile (undercover cop FTW). So, in anger, he calls in his buds from the S.W.A.T. HQ and they all swoop in like 21st-century/modernized ninja and blow up your mound. Chun-Li and Charlie bring me in to watch the proceeds, then offer to make a new pretty shiny hill. I accept, of course. The hill is MINE, peons!
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| Beards | Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:18 pm Post #13656 |
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The toxics used by the S.W.A.T. team were still hanging in the atmosphere. The wind blew them towards your new shiny hill, with you standing on it. You've become quite unwell, and fearing your death, you run off to a safe place to escape death, but your hill was unable for acces anymore! Xu Zhu created me a new hill by stacking up a hill of rocks. My rocky hill now! |
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| xFlautistx | Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:28 pm Post #13657 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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You later decide that the rocks on your hill are very uncomfortable, so you call up a gardener to plant a nice bed of grass on it. You don't know it, but you actually called up me! I load the hill onto my dragon Wilbur, and he flies me away to a place you don't even know exists! My hill, say thanks to Xu Zhu for me, and give him a nice bowl of rice! |
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| Beards | Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:39 pm Post #13658 |
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I ordered Xu Zhu to toss a big boulder towards you. You managed to dodge it, but your dragon takes the full load on his head! He crashed on the ground, and the hill broke down. I've also ordered a big spanking new green hill for me to resort on. MY HILL! |
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| xFlautistx | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:01 am Post #13659 |
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Not Wilbur. Wilbur had a baby, who, with the help of Time Wizard turned into a big dragon. The big dragon eats you and your hill, then rebuilds the hill.
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| Beards | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:06 am Post #13660 |
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Unfortunately, the wizard made him grow so old, that he turned into dust afterwards. After that, it was easy to overcome you and claim the hill for myself. MY HILL, MOVE IT ALREADY! |
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| xFlautistx | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:15 am Post #13661 |
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I'm not leaving 'til you do, and the hill is mine...I call the Time Wizard back, and he makes you grow so old... same thing as what happened to meh dragon. Well, looks like you're gone. I rebuild the hill which collapsed, and live a nice happy life.
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| Beards | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:23 am Post #13662 |
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My dust floats off in the winds and drops on a mysterious old man. He recognised this wasn't regular dust, so he used some sort of spell to put every dust piece back together. When I've transformed back to my normal self, I explained the situation to him. Both of us teleported to the hill, and I pointed to that time wizard. The mysterious man sealed off your wizard and teleported into the netherworld, never to be seen again. With that, I took my revenge by kicking you off my hill! It's MINE again! |
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| xFlautistx | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:27 am Post #13663 |
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I find the remains of my dragon, Wilbur. It's the middle of spring, and you have nasty allergies, when I bring the dust to you, you have to run home to mommy for some nice |
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| DMRevolution | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:28 am Post #13664 |
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*Gets Seto Kaiba to purchase the hill, then defeat him in a child's card game and claim the hill then turn it into an amusement park full of ducks.*
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| xFlautistx | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:37 am Post #13665 |
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argh... I HATE Kaiba. i wish joey would own him back one day... I play the seal of orichalcos, and beat kaiba in a duel. I do same to cloudberry next, and the hill with all its ducks is mine. |
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| Nocon | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:43 am Post #13666 |
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Kaiba is hot. Anyway, Dan Green appears because I'm a huge fan, and decides to say something in Yami's voice just fer me - whatever I want. Guess what I ask him to say? "Exodia...OBLITERATE!" ...AND yer crap goes flying everywhere, leaving nothing but debris behind. Then, Yami calls upon the Dark Magician of Chaos (hotness) to play Mr. Clean, and all the debris disappears, leaving nothing but a PRETTY SHINY spot for me to re-build my hill of awesomeness upon. This hill is MINE.
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| xFlautistx | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:46 am Post #13667 |
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Not just yet. I ask Yami for a rematch, and whoever wins gets the hill, and must leave forever. I manage to play Maha Vailo and with a bunch of equips, I bring him up to beyond God-Card strength (XD, I know this isn't accurate but whatever), and destroy Yami!! mwahahaha. The hill is mine. |
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| DMRevolution | Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:48 am Post #13668 |
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*Gets Kaiba to buy the hill and sells it to a cat.*
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| xFlautistx | Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:01 am Post #13669 |
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You sold the hill to a cat who is actually a dear friend of mine. The cat and me share the hill, and live happily ever after. In the daytime, we look up and watch the clouds, while eating berries. |
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| Beards | Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:05 am Post #13670 |
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I bribed the cat with some catnip, causing it to love me forever! Both of us extend our claws and pierced your body multiple times! You fall off the hill in super slow motion drama, while blood spills all over the ground. Then, the cat and myself go High Five! My hill! |
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| xFlautistx | Tue Sep 1, 2009 12:22 am Post #13671 |
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I call my best-bud Under Dog, and he chases your little kitty off of the hill. Then I call my friends, a pack of loyal wolves, that shred you to pieces! Mwahaha? ![]() Well, my hill. Sorry Jeffo, dogs>kitties.
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| Beards | Tue Sep 1, 2009 12:20 pm Post #13672 |
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Dogs... *shrugs* Dumb strength and break anything that crosses their paths. How fortunate that cats are in many ways smarter and more sophistic then those low life beings. (A dog is used as an insult for a reason, you know) My cat friend called up a gang of dog catchers, saying there are mad stray dogs on the loose, which needs to get to get shot. Their smelly fur is causing havoc in the neighbourhood! The dog catchers came and shot all dogs. Underdog was caught, sprayed with gasoline and was light aflame! All that was left for me to do, is grab you by your pants and toss you off MY HILL! |
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| xFlautistx | Tue Sep 1, 2009 6:22 pm Post #13673 |
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One day, I find a a cat at the shelter. One of the women warns me the cat is as vicious as a wild one, and so I decide to buy her, with a plan. I giver her to you as a gift, claiming to "surrender." You believe me, take the cat out, and then, suddenly, it eats you and all your kitty friends! Then the vicious man-eating cat and me become great friends! MY HILL. |
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| Takenaka Hanbei | Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:54 am Post #13674 |
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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*runs up and down the hill like a small child* |
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| Zhen-kun | Wed Sep 2, 2009 6:26 am Post #13675 |
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*Pushes Kongming off hill*I join Dark Witches alliance with the man-eating cat, but later deceive Dark Witch to claim the hill for my own. MY HILL! |
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*Throws eggs and toilet papers the hill and then runs away to build a new hill, with blackjack and hookers.*

Not Wilbur. Wilbur had a baby, who, with the help of Time Wizard turned into a big dragon. The big dragon eats you and your hill, then rebuilds the hill.
I'm not leaving 'til you do, and the hill is mine...

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