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King Of The Hill; Take the hill no matter what :-o
Topic Started: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:40 am (154,770 Views)
Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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*rides the cavalry up the hill and crushes zhen under its hooves*

I claim this hill for Dark Witch and I!!!
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xFlautistx
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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:heart: ;) and don't forget our vicious man-eating cat.
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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And the vicious cat :D
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Beards
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Let's see vicious cats can run up against solid rock! Throw bricks on the vicious cats till they drop dead, torch Zhugay lame-ist alive, and tied the Witch to an anchor and tossed her in the sea. Don't ever touch your inferior hands on my hill. Especially you, Chuckle Mortal.
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Oblivion
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"I'll start things simple for now..."
*Sets off a rockslide which squashes jeffo*
"My Hill..."
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Rockslide rolling up the hill... Never seen that before :blink:

I've crushed boulders left and right, but I've been forced down the hill. I took a piece of shattered rock and took a detour around the hill. I smashed the piece of rock against your head, knocking you out and making you roll off MY HILL!
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Takenaka Hanbei
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*sets fire to the area around the hill and fires a volley on the mountain killing Jeffo in the process*

:mellow: *extinguishes fires and walks up the hill*
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Beards
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I throwed a dustball towards you. You share the same vital conditions as Zhuge Liang, so you die coughing of the dust. Then I walk up my glorious hill.

Mine hill!
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Nocon
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SHINee lives on.
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Yeah, but see, Shadow the Hedgehog and I come along and see the pitiful speck of land you call a hill. We don't like it, so we tag-team and pull off an awesome super move.

*UNLEASH SHURIKEN!!!*

And our combined power tears your mound to shreds, and then makes a new, pretty shiny hill. Which is awful, since I like you. But, that's what you get for opposing me.

This hill is under MY charge, now! :sly:
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Beards
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Shadow the Hedgehog? Blast... There is but one man who can finish him up, but getting him sided by me will be difficult...

"Doctor Ivo Robotnik, will you unleash your pingas of wrath on Shadow the Hedgehog? I shall offer you his pingas as a reward!"

Dr. Robotnik sez yes, and crushed shadow with his huge pingas weapon. After a not so epic, clumsy fight between us, slipped off the hill and hit your head on the ground.

Eh, my hill?! :blink:
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Nocon
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Ok, so I fell. It happens.

But right before the inevitable could happen, Silver uses his awesome powers of telekinesis to stop my fall. And he asks me what happened.

So, I tell him, and he doesn't exactly like what I say. After calling upon Blaze and Shadow and Sonic and Knuckles to his side, they all stand with me and charge your midgety hill of failure. You put up a decent fight (seeing as you're Kenshin Uesugi and Sima Yi, after all), but you fall to our might.

They're even nice enough to help me clean up and make a new pretty shiny hill.

The hill is MINE, peons. REMEMBER IT.
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Ugh... The cast of Sonic is at her aid... But wait, I'll fight overpowered casts with other overpowered casts!

"Ey yo, Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks and Goten! I could use your help now!"

Saiyans vs Hedgehogs! Both of us were astouned of the fight, but as you stared long enough to the fight, I could hit you in the back and claim the hill for myself. Just like the sneaky bastard that I am

The mind shall vanquish the sword hill is mine.
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Nocon
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*blinks*
*raises arm*
*my good friends Itachi Uchiha and Neji Hyuuga appear*
*all yer DBZ buds 'cept Vegeta cower and run away in fear*

*then Vegeta realizes that he's outmatched, so he retreats - even though it doesn't look like it*

The hill is mine. And with Itachi and Neji as my bodyguards, all invaders are kinda outta luck.
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You've forgot that Saiyans get stronger with each battle that they've lost. After Vegeta slaped everyone to increase some courage, they fly off to the hill and blasted it with a HUGE lazorbeam! The hill crumbled aswell, but it is nothing that these able hands cannot fix!

My hill!
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Nocon
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Ok. So what?

They might be uber-strong, but they're humans - MALE humans. Guess what's gonna happen?

*Chi-Chi calls Goku, Gohan, and Goten to clean up the house. Bulma calls Vegeta and Trunks inside for a snack. They leave, if only to appease their beckoning women.*

...Which leaves you and yer pathetic hill defenseless.

*UNLEASH GRAVITY! Hill crashes into ground. Toph appears and earth-bends a new one for me.*

This hill is MINE!!!
:XD
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Damn, I forgot about the woman... No worries, losing is common on the battlefield and shouldn't be ashamed off!

I instantly start digging a tunnel under the ground. My photographic memory and my sense of direction brought me to the center off the hill. As you glared in the distance looking for my presence, you suddenly fell into a hole created by me. I tied you up and left a timebomb next to you.

"No offence, but you just gotta go" ;)

I jump off the hill, and in dramatic slowmotion, I jump away from the exploding hill. A new hill hatched out of an egg just a couple of meters away (WTF), and I rightfully claim it.

MY HILL!
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Tzar DwL
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sigh
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-Blows his head right from his shoulders with teh dual pistols-
Aye, tragic ending for anyone who keep claiming my hill as theirs.
-re-holsters and yawns-
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Nocon
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Tzar, no! Unless you have come to stand with me, I must send you away!

*asks Shadow to kindly Chaos Control my cousin to a safe location*

Hmm... Since no one's here anymore, I'll go ahead and take charge of this hill.

:lol:
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xFlautistx
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I walk up to you and tell you that our mom (hmm... we're sisters but we have different moms probably, as my mom is your cousin :blink: ) needs to talk to you about your school report card :o You leave, and the hill is no longer in your control XD
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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O_O
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Well well, that was an awkward experience! *Puts head back on*

Say Chuko, have you no real addition to your co-operation with the vile witch up the hill? Yes or no, I'm going to stick your head up your butt anyway. Have fun sniffing your own gas, buttmunch!

Jesus Christ, damn witch! Howmany times do I need to toss you off my hill?! You know what? Here's your broomstick, BASEBALL STYLE! I hope you enjoy flying without this between your legs! (That sounded BAD!)

My hill, get your asses off my property!
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Nocon
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Such language...

Your retainer, Kanetsugu Naoe, overhears the foul things coming out of your mouth, and is appalled. So, he comes riding over, and proceeds to spew on and on about how honorable leaders are pure and just. You grow tired of his ranting, and run away, annoyed. Kanetsugu, being the loyal, if not sometimes tiring, guy that he is, chases after you. Leaving your hill defenseless.

I see this from afar, but I really don't feel like traveling that distance. Luckily for me, my good friend Ken the Eagle sees my plight, and offers to take me there. I accept, of course.

The hill is MINE!!!
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Kanetsugu, you worthless piece of sh!t! You're fired! Try to find a job at Sanada's, so you can chat with him all day about honour and justice!

Nemesissss, thou occupation of yours truely peaked ground ticks me off! Prepare to enter in the clash of titans!

*Rock, Paper, Scissor!*

Bahahaha! My foresight revealed thou rock, hence I claimed victory using paper! Will you be so kind and leave my hill? Thank you!

My hill!
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Nocon
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Ok, so I lost at Jan Ken Po. I'll live.

As I walk away in defeat, the awesome Organization XIII materializes before me. At first, they just wanted to take my heart (since it's so wonderfully strong, and all), but they realize that I'd make a better ally of sorts. So, when Xemnas asks me what's wrong, and I tell him, he quickly deduces that you - my nemesis! coolz! - obviously MUST HAVE cheated. You can't cheat an "ally" of the Organization - they'll jump on you like white on rice.

Oh, wait! You did! Guess what happens?

*Epic slow-mo battle ensues - Sima Yi/Kenshin's forces vs. Org. XIII and me*
*My side wins, of course, but you put up a very good fight.*
*You must flee if you value your welfare, which, you do.*

This hill is MINE!!!
:cool:

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Sh!t, I must pull back... Those Organisation XIII members are just too strong for my forces. I must ask for reinforcements!

So I head back in time to go to Ancient China and Japan. My long search of reinforcements have not been in vain, as my army has been reinforced with warriors as Zhang Liao, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun and Gan Ning from China. Japan brought me Keiji Maeda, Yukimura Sanada, Kotaro Fuuma and Sakon Shima. Most of the warriors declared me a fool for claiming I was from the future.

Anyway, after reforming my army and recovering from injuries, me and my army marches once again to claim the hill! Nemesis, come out and face me with your heartless organisation!

An epic battle, which goes farther then the likes of Wu Zhang and Sekigahara put together, started, as the Ancient Warriors clashes with the Organisation XIII members! It was due to the succes of The Devil of He Fei, Zhang Liao, that my army could press the hill. You're army was soon completely surrounded on the top of the hill. Most of your Organisation members surrendered and gave theirselves in. Others commited suicide, as they were onknown of their fate.

You gave in, after a hard battle. The blood, sweat and tears dripped off both of our faces, as this battle signed my name on this hill. I've let you retreat to come and fight another day! But for now:

My hill!
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