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King Of The Hill; Take the hill no matter what :-o
Topic Started: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:40 am (154,769 Views)
Nocon
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SHINee lives on.
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I think you got your history wrong. Here's how it REALLY went:

I had Tadakatsu, Lu Bu, Mitsuhide, Ranmaru, Ginchiyo, Nobunaga, and Mushashi on my side as infantry soldiers. Then out of nowhere a gigantic laser comes and wipes out a section of your forces. Guess who shot the laser?

Duo Maxwell - aka SHINIGAMI! He and his 4 buddies (plus Zechs and Treize 'cause they're hot) take up positions and fire away at your army. In the end, your entire force has been lambasted, and I stand victorious.

This hill is MINE. Read it again - MINE!

:sly:
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Beards
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It seems the only way to beat you is on One v One combat. Since your army is in the way, I hit back in time. First stop, the founder of computer games! He was busy drawing blueprints, while I snatched his blueprints away and put them aflame.

"You fool! Computer games? What a moron! Best for you to do is leave the idea!"

So he did, and with that, the Gundams, Ancient Warriors and Organisation XIII members disappear from your army. The Ancient Warriors decay and fall on the ground in a pile of bones, since they have no skin to live with.

The second man I'll be visiting is the founder of Manga's. Since most of the animes are original from manga's, it would make sense to remove it. I told the man to just write inspirational poems. For the remainders of animes who are not original from manga's, I've blasted the companies who create those, never to be seen again.

Now there is no more army, it is time to fight! Chaaaa!

Here's a little poem I've got:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Blood was spilled by this kill,
So now this is my hill!
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Nocon
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Ohoho, a battle of words, eh? Very well, then, my nemesis. Here's a little something I whipped up JUST for you.

*ahem*

Jeffo fails at life
'Cause I best him all the time.
Eat my dust, loser!

Witness the might of the Razing Phoenix...and be awed!
:lol:
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Beards
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Hahahaha! Atleast try to make it rhyme, you seem talentless at this!

Noble's rhyme was a flaw,
Jeffo is totally not in awe!
You will be punished for this crime,
so I guess it is my time.
Hit you off the hill so steep,
so the hill will be mine to keep.
With your skills I would rather say,
you're inferior so you should stay away.

Please, do not faint. It was a mere something I pulled out of my sleeve.

So please, Nemesisss, stay off my hill!
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Nocon
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Rhyme scheme is not everything,
Poor strategist of Wei.
And you keep opposing me, the king,
So hear me when I say:

Those who oppose me shall suffer my noble wrath,
For honor and nobility light my one and only path.
I'm destined for greatness - that much is certain...
With that said, I bid you adieu, and let down the final curtain.

"How do ya like me now?!"

:sly:
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Beards
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Excelent, but can you top this:

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Don't feel bad now, you faired well enough! I'll just take this hill.
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Nocon
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"You're good...but I'm better." - Star Wolf

(this piece is inspired by Linkin Park's "In the End" - no copyright infringement intended)
*ahem*

[It starts with] one thing
I don’t know why - it doesn’t even matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time: [I am king].
Rhyme is a valuable thing,
But using it doesn’t make you supreme.
So watch me stand proud at the end of the day;
Honor sends you away [It’s so unreal].
You didn’t look up above;
I snatched your hill from right out of your gloves.
You tried to hold on, but you didn’t even know
That I had arrived – you just [Watched me go]!
I unleashed everything inside and even though you tried, it all fell apart.
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

You tried so hard,
And got so far...
But in the end,
You didn’t stand a chance!
You had to fall,
And lose it all...
But in the end,
You didn’t even stand a chance!

:cool: My awesomeness blazes before you, and you run away in fear. Personally, I don't blame you. But this leaves your hill defenseless. So, I destroy it, and build my own.

The hill is mine, peons. :sly:
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Takenaka Hanbei
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*walks up the hill and kills The Noble One...* I shall now claim this place as my own!!!
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:whistle: I guess I can't knock you off :sly: :shifty:
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Nocon
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HEY! DK! You messed up the awesome battle of poetry/song between me and my nemesis! Usted falla...

Fine. I've used this tactic before, but I'll use it again 'cause I can.

"Here we go...
UNLEASH GRAVITY!"

*AND...yer crap goes flying everywhere, including you and your wifey*

The hill is mine.
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A few days later you decide to go to the ninja convention. While you're away, I reclaim the hill back for Divine Kongming. I build a strong gate around it, so there's no way you're ever gettin in!! -_- ^_^
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Tzar DwL
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Oh boy, my daughter has too much to learn.
-takes a little time to climb these gates and binds Dark Witch up tightly to a tree-
First lesson, you claim the hill for yourself! Like so.
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Nocon
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Tzar! My dear cousin! Will you stand with me?

Or shall we fend for ourselves?

I await your answer!

:ph43r:
*ninja-ports away*
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Looks like you waited too long, sis! I froze myself in ice, and then broke out when I saw the years had gone by so quickly you had died at this point. I get out, and reclaim the hill. WHAPPA! XD
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Tzar DwL
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Before any alliances.
-Pulls out both blades- I would like to see what I would be working with. Show yourself cousin!
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Nocon
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I am a ninja, thus, I can ninja-port, wield multiple sharp and shiny kunai, and run really fast.

Plus, I'm a water-bender - if we need to just go all out, I can just whisk everything away with a mighty deluge (which I've done before).

I'd like to think that I would make a valuable ally.

Join me, cousin! Together, we could conquer all the peons who would dare to oppose us!
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Tzar DwL
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So you've got a little fire in your eyes cousin, I could get by that..
Well then, good luck to those who oppose indeed.
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Ryuzaki
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Hey this aint to war thread no alliences! :sly: an army may end up forming haha *walks onto hill and prods all who oppose to death*
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xFlautistx
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I cook you a nice meal, with poison in it. You eat it, and WHAPPA... you're dead.

I stake my flag into the hill... my hill. or if divine kongming still wants it, it can be his XD
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Takenaka Hanbei
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Can it be "ours" makes things easier :P
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don't think so *arrives from dead with undead ninja army and owns them off the hill!*
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Takenaka Hanbei
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*destroys undead army and crushes Ryzaki's skull*

This now belongs to me and Dark Witch :mellow:
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Tzar DwL
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Negative.
-Boxes up Divine Kongming and ships him off far far away-
Return when ya'll are truly ready
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:ph43r: *Appears from behind DwL and injects her with syringe to nullify her Nanos and then shoots her in head.*

:hmmm: Immortal my butt.

*Walks away and plants a sign that says Free Hill.*
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FREE HILL!!?? The fun part is destroying people to get it. Hmm... but this could always be a trap...? I send one of my robots to test the hill, then after seeing that it is fine, I throw out the free hill sign, and move in!
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