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| Ryuzaki | Sat Sep 5, 2009 4:25 am Post #13726 |
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Procrastinator Extraordinaire
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*rises up again with the undead ninja army and tajes the hill* WE ARE UNDEAD!!!
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 4:27 am Post #13727 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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Daytime comes soon, and you and your army of... zombie/ninja pals retreat to the graveyard. The hill is mine again, and I spray anti undead ninja spray all around it. |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 4:59 am Post #13728 |
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SHINee lives on.
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If this is truly a war where every man must stand by himself, then I am truly sorry. Should I encounter any of my relatives, I will KINDLY set you aside unless you provoke me. That being said... You might have sprayed anti-undead ninja spray, DW, but you fergot about LIVING ninja!!! "UNLEASH SHURIKEN!!!" And, you fall to the blazing fury that is one of my Super Moves. G'bye-bye, DW! This hill is MINE.
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:03 am Post #13729 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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Darn me, and my forgetting to spray the hill with anti-living-ninja spray. Just as I fall, I realize I have the spray that kills ninjas once sprayed by it. I use my broom to fly up to the hill and spray you, then 'G-bye-bye 'Conflagration!!'
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| Tzar DwL | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:08 am Post #13730 |
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-nudges daughter from the hill- I'll be retaking what rightfully belongs to me.. |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:19 am Post #13731 |
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SHINee lives on.
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*kindly Chaos Controls my dear cousin to a safe location* No, Tzar, I'm afraid that the hill must be mine.
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:20 am Post #13732 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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I tell you it is 'Sister's Day', then give you a brand new car. It also comes with a free G.P.S. You decide to drive to Vegas, using it, and arrive in the middle of nowhere... ![]() Hill!! |
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| Takenaka Hanbei | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:22 am Post #13733 |
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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*returns from long journey*![]() *places a machine gun turret on the hill* |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:29 am Post #13734 |
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*Gets Huang Gai to throw a very well-aimed bomb which blows up yer turret* Yer defenseless, now. YAY. *swoops in and jacks it from you* I love the smell of pwnage in the morning (night, whatev)!!
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| Takenaka Hanbei | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:31 am Post #13735 |
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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*rides a plane into the mountain killing Conflagration for the.... 69th time* *plants more turrets on the mountain this time... they are indestructible!!!* |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:36 am Post #13736 |
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SHINee lives on.
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Hmm... Okay, but I have Shadow the Hedgehog on my side, remember? *Shadow Chaos Controls yer turrets of doom to the North Pole* Which AGAIN leaves you defenseless. And again, I take your hill 'cause I'm good like that. Then I destroy it, and rebuild a new pretty shiny hill. The hill is MINE! |
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 5:42 am Post #13737 |
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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While celebrating your victory, you don't realize your hill is on fire. And soon you are too. And soon I put the fire out, and it is dead. And so are you. WHAPPA! Divine Kongming's hill. |
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| Beards | Sat Sep 5, 2009 10:49 am Post #13738 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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People dare to interfere with my nemesis' and my battle? You shall be punished beyond the heavens! Nemesissss, watch the divine power of strategist_jeffo! The weather changed from overall sunny, to a raging thunder storm. The lightning crashed all around the hill, with Dark Witch and The wannabe strategist trapped. Suddenly they noticed I've disappeared, and were desperately searching for my presence. "You're inferior to my nemesisss!" With that, I stabbed DK in the lower back, and ripping him open till his head. A horrible scream teared through the area, as your blood spilled everywere. I licked some blood that dropped on my cheek... "Your blood is tastefull..." Out of nowhere, Dark Witch wanted to kick me to the head. I turned around and chopped her leg off, making her scream and fall on the ground. In a wicked voice, I said: "Little girl... Are you... SCARED?" She screamed like nobody could ever scream before, as I pierced through her heart. The clouds disappeared as soon as the kill is made, as I rid the hill of the dead corpses. My hill now. Commmme Nemesissss! |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 1:56 pm Post #13739 |
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SHINee lives on.
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So brutal, my nemesis... But such is the logic of war. After disposing of the corpses, you collapse in exhaustion. My bodyguards see this and inform me. I can't expect my wounded nemesis to be at his best when he is so obviously incapable of such, so Shadow Chaos Controls you away. The hill is mine. |
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| Beards | Sat Sep 5, 2009 2:12 pm Post #13740 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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So fortunate that I've been warped away, It could of been death instead...(Which is odd, since everyone keeps reviving all the time) I've decided to stay safe and hired assassins to do the work. As you gaze into the distance from the top of the hill, you noticed some bodies drop on the ground. Your bodyguards have been silently killed! In an instant, you've spotted the assassins and managed to kill them bare handed. When you turn around, you felt a gun against your stomache. A pistol user had appeared, and shot you twice through the stomache, leaving you severely injured. I've let you escape out of respect that you didn't finish me off earlier, so I just claimed the hill. The hill is mine again. |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 4:56 pm Post #13741 |
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I must give you thanks for that, then, nemesis. But our "geniality" stops here. I eventually die from blood loss - my demise was imminent, and there was nothing that my friends and allies could do about it. It seemed as though all was lost. And it would have been, if not for the lovely Sesshomaru (and yeah, I called him lovely - he is). He appears along with Inuyasha & Company, as well as the reformed Naraku and Bankotsu. Sesshomaru unsheathes the mighty Tensaiga...and uses its power to revive me (1st time I've been "revived"). After I arise, I feel my senses sharpen - a secret energy unleashing from within. Everyone looks at me in awe. I have Awakened. My ninja-sense tells me of your location, and in an instant, I appear before you. In another instant, you fall to your knees, now a lifeless corpse. The hill is mine. |
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 7:37 pm Post #13742 |
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Really? *kicks into outer space, then sprays hill with anti ninja spray* |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 8:02 pm Post #13743 |
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Ordinarily, your spray of failure would work, but I've Awakened, remember? That makes me immune to yer spray of doom. I return from space, and unleash a newly acquired Super Move (now called Soul Crush): NIBELUNG VALESTI!!! *gi-normous spear of pwnage pierces through my rebellious sister* The hill is mine, young one. Remember it.
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 8:05 pm Post #13744 |
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Whoops, forgive my terrible memory. ![]() I raise the hill so high that anyone who should fall, dies. I shove you off, then climb down the hill and lower it. SCREW YOU AND YOUR 'I'VE AWAKENED' STUFF!! XD |
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| Nocon | Sat Sep 5, 2009 8:13 pm Post #13745 |
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But that's just how I roll - I go from random to feeding off of other people's sturf to complete epicality and back to the 3rd... You can't deny it's awesomeness, DW. I mean - REALLY. Anyway, I'm still alive since I'm a ninja - we can climb up walls and ninja-port, ya know. So, I ninja-port to DK and then dump him in front of you. You, startled and paranoid, immediately lash out with a Pika Pika Hammer and knock your poor husband out. In anguish, you must leave to take him to the hospital. Leaving you defenseless - once AGAIN. *smirk* I destroy yer mound of failure, and rebuild my own. The hill is under MY charge, now, peons! ![]() |
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| xFlautistx | Sat Sep 5, 2009 8:32 pm Post #13746 |
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I take the remains of the 'mounds of failure' and rebuild them. You may have your own hill now, but it's not the one everyone has been dying to have.
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| bain_nick | Sun Sep 6, 2009 2:42 am Post #13747 |
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Sometimes i wish I could unsay things
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Bainick pushes Witch off of his hill. Mine, stay back, or I'll set Ghost of Da Qiao on you! She;'s an expert on Cookie-fu! |
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| Nocon | Sun Sep 6, 2009 2:47 am Post #13748 |
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But my ninja-fu beats out "cookie-fu" all day, every day. But I'll reserve it for my nemesis. You get a simple ninja-port down a dark ravine of doom and despair. The hill is mine, peons! |
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| xFlautistx | Sun Sep 6, 2009 2:59 am Post #13749 |
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I take ninja classes and slay you. mwahaha...? sorry, sis, you had it coming XDmy hill. |
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| Beards | Sun Sep 6, 2009 10:23 am Post #13750 |
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Emperor's Retainer
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One day when Kanetsugu was taking a hike around the hill, he noticed my dead body. He felt guilty about his failures, so he wanted me to return a favor. He carried me over to Ueda, sanada's hide-out, and placed my body on a temple. He started muttering words and prayed... A moment later, a flash of light descended from the heavens and landed on my body. Words echo'd from the skies, saying: "Jeff, your time is not yet there... Receive the soul of the war gods and commence the battle with your nemesis!" My body began floating mid-air, while light came out of my eyes and mouth. A blinding light surrounded the area, and it faded away slowly. When the light was gone, I was standing straight up the temple. I felt the god's contribution in my body. I've eternally thanked Kanetsugu for his aid, and I rushed back to the hill. When I saw my nemesis wasn't around, I got a little pissed. Dark Witch was standing up the hill! I walked up the hill, aiming to claim it mine again. Dark Witch pulled out weaponry to block my advance, but none of those weapons were able to harm me. I stood then straight in front of Dark Witch. My arm went straight into her stomache, and I turned around to use that situation to leap her away from the hill. My arm was bloodstained so I had to lick it off to clean it. "Your blood pales in comparison to my Nemesis'...." My hill. |
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