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King Of The Hill; Take the hill no matter what :-o
Topic Started: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:40 am (154,756 Views)
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*Stabs Dachs with my Spiked Blade*

Heaven does not desire your presence on this hill. You shall be exiled by the Gods...

Life energy was sapped by my sword, and you started to faint away. I've summoned a portal to the depts of hell and tossed your lifeless body into it. The devil will feast on your carcas.

The hill is mine.
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you are not god thus mortal with no powers of sort :hehe: I destroyed you by ripping out you soul. im king of the hill
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As my soul drifted to the heavens, I encountered the Gods. The divine appearance lifted my soul and spoke:

"Defender of Heavens, thou task is not at an end."

A white flash couvered up my soul. After opening my eyes, I notice I am back in my body. Seeing you on top of the hill, I though myself I could never lose to an imbecile, ignorant dog. I put my sword back on my back and put on my Gauntlets of Pain. Instantly, the sharp toxicated nails pierced clearly through your heart. The few beats it managed to do, it pumped poison in all your bodyparts. You've been immobilized, as your muscles harden up. Your heart then stops pumping and you lay dead like a rock.

The hill is forever mine. I am divine like the Gods, so don't even bother to try.
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Well guess what? IM STILL GONNA TRY :XD .( Brings Hank Hill from the show King of the Hill)
Hank Hill: Well Ill tell you what what you better get of this boy's hill

Jeffo: Im divine! who's gonna make... AAAAAAAAA!!!!!! THE PAIN!!

Hank Hill: burning Jeffo on fire with a fame thrower and propane

DaN: Also im not a dog. the hill is mine mine mine.
Edited by Dachshunds and Ninjas, Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:42 pm.
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*Stands up wiping off the ashes*

Well, that was fun playing around.

*Chops DaN and Hank Fail in half*

No need to be difficult today. Pethatic dogs should know their place, and that is at the bottom of this hill.

This hill is mine.
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Im not a dog geez :realangry: it's tme to put you in your place you Demon of hell. God's wrath will be upon you. LIGHTNING KILLS JEFFO. :) come back later and try again :)

I win and the Hill is mine
Edited by Dachshunds and Ninjas, Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:33 pm.
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It is alas that the Gods are on the side of justice, and not at the side of a dog like yourself. If the Gods strike lightning towards me, it must be reasonful.

And it was. The lightning intencified my reflexes. While you believed you scored a victory, a sharp breeze cut through your body. Next thing you notice is that I'm standing behind you, splitting your cut body.

This hill is mine. It won't be taken away.
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CAN'T YOU READ IM NOT A DOG :realangry: :sad: Im really tired of making creative ideas of killing you so I just push you off and you dead, yay :)
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Only to be pushing off a dummy standing on the hill.

"You insolent dog, you are in no way a match for the Nemesis..."

With a swift strike, I've cut through your neck. You started screaming loud, as the blood sprayed in every direction. After running in random directions, you finally stopped due to massive blood loss.

The hill is still mine. Are you getting tempered, little dog?
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Ninja clone! uses ninjitsu to push him off! :XD IM NOT A DOG IM NOT A DOG IM NOT A DOG IM NOT A DOG IM NOT A DOG

Im King of the hill

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Why are you pushing a mere illusion? Can't you see clearly? Or are you as colourblind as a dog?

I used a Ki Punch to knock you out of breath. When you stumbled backwards, I pierced your heart with a dagger.

This battle is meaningless for you. Dogs should know their place, and it is definately not this hill.

This hill is mine.
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NOT A DOG :realangry: OR ARE YOU SO DILUSIONED BY YOUR SO CALLED POWERS TO READ..... HOW ANNOYING <_<

Every time I post you die and that was a illusion also :XD

King of the hill
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Don't worry, you're only still in denial. You will accept your roll in life when you grow older. Dogs are to be dogs, nothing more.

Your "post" that supposed to "kill" me is having a lack of severity. I raise my eyebrows and just gave you a "Fist-to-face".

I knew MJ's nose was horrid, but I guess a bashed dog's nose is even worse...

This hill is mine.
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Dead. im 14 I know my role as a Human being! And at least I dont have a beard, HA
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Well well, starting to lose yourself, eh? Atleast I am old enough to grow one, young boy ;)

So unless you have a better message or an assault on this hill: This hill is still mine.
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ewwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWW, BEARDS ARE DISGUSTING :sick: you should shave :mellow:

hill is mine mine mine
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A matter of taste and style. If your fantasy is lacking ideas to kick my ass of this hill, then don't even bother comming then.

*Scrubs beard against DaN, and so he dies*

Well, he's burrying his own grave. Guess this hill is still mine to keep.
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OMG OMG OMG IT TOUCHED ME :realangry: KILLS JEFFO FOR BEING A SICKO.

Hill is mine .......... not really worth it :realangry:
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Heh this could be good...

I've requested the Gods to grow an ugly beard on your face. It will be unshavable and unremovable. Strucken with panic attacks, you strangle yourself and die.

The hill is mine.
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Nah i would just rip off the skin under it. but in reality i probably would ;)

SLASH
the hill is mine
Edited by Dachshunds and Ninjas, Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:34 pm.
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*Parries the slash*

I'm not a simpleton who falls against a dog. Especially a dog who freeks out at the sight of a beard.

In a flash, I've disarmed you and cut off your wrists. Then I kick you off my hill, like King Leonidis would do.

This hill is mine.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ITS TIME TO END THIS... CUTS OFF HIS BEARD, HA you thought I was going to kill you :XD ( DaN accidently cuts Jeffo's face into peices) Oh my Bad :unsure:

I might as well take the hill... it is mine ^_^
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The beard grew back in an instant. The sight of it growing so rapidly got you panic strucken, and you started shaking on your feet.

What a shame, you try so hard. Now here's something even I find strange...

*Cuts DaN's throat with a Gillette*

How ironic. Something that removes facial hair "accidentally" removes your head.

This hill is mine.
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I have to leave stabs jeffo with sword by

Hill=mine
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Slaps Dachshunds with a monkey :o

Mine! :hehe:
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