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King Of The Hill; Take the hill no matter what :-o
Topic Started: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:40 am (154,747 Views)
Tzar DwL
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-Shoots KS and Snuffles in teh head then sits atop of the hill-
Just how I left it I suppose..
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GuardianAlexio
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Ahh, just like the old days huh? Yeah back during the days when... -Whacks Tzar with a baseball bat.-

Yep, mine again.
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Tzar DwL
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-Throws a handful of dirt into GuardianAlexio's eyes after shooing away teh birdies circling around me head-
Gotta miss beating the crap outta one another..
-Elbows him in the chest then shoves him downhill-
Reclaimed!
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Beards
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So, let's see how my hill is doing. Faring well enough, I see. Only some incompetent people jumping here and there.

What's this? Someone standing on my hill? *charges on horseback*

Charging towards Tzar, she trembled and fell on the floor. I jumped off the horse and...

"HAYAAAAAAAAA!"

Stabbed her in her chest. Her corps was sacrificed to the demons, to stop their hunger.

I rightfully claim this hill as my own.
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Tzar DwL
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-Steps in behind jeffo after such horrendous acts, the 'illusion DwL' disappears-
Ohoho..so vicious, like rabid dog you are..
-Snaps his neck and leaves him limp on teh hill-
I suppose I could use the company!
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-Gets in SUV, blasts some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound ehh heavy on the bass and moes down Tzar.-

Ahh that was fun. Wait, whats that smell..? Oh...dead body. -Pushes jeffo off Hill-

Whelp, my Hill again. ^_^
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Beards
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*Cracks neck*

That vehicle gave me a bumpy ride :huh: Best to take care of that first... *Prays to Gods*

After the prayer, acid rain started to pour down on the SUV. The biting acid made short work of the SUV, which melted as if it was a wax figure on fire.

You still sat in your chair, as you see the metal frame of the SUV melt down. Suddenly, your back was immovable. As you looked over your shoulder with pain, you noticed I was behind you, sword completely pierced in through your neck to your tail bone.

"The Gods are not amused by your presence..."

The back of my sword was pushed down, as the tip ripped open your guts. Blood flowed down your ripped corpse, and I kicked you off my hill.

I rightfully claim this hill as my own.
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GuardianAlexio
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Wow, descriptive and gorey, I like it. But lets face it, I've been slapped, beaten, stabbed, shot, burned, ran over, nuked, pounded on by anime characters, and even been hit with the Hill itself...your little attack is simply...a nuisance.

-Summons a flury of lightning bolts on jeffo turning him to a crisp.- And now to rid myself of you. -Has a tornado summoned to scatter your remains away.-

King of Hill am I again. ^_^
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Beards
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Scattered pieces of my body landed everywhere. In a split second, all my little bits of body started to crawl towards each other. The parts began swirling whirlwind-like, and in no time, my body took back it's original figure.

"You cannot kill one who is in league with Gods."

My body turned into earth, and I was pressed in the ground. Feeling proud of your temporary victory, you noticed a light earthquake under your feet. A crack started to open up, and you tried to hurry away. Yet, your foot slipped and you fell into the crack. The crack wasn't big enough for you to fall through, and you were stuck.

Trying to get out of the crack, your leg was suddenly grabbed from the soil. It was indeed my hand which held your leg. I've mumbled unnoticable words, and slowly but steady, your leg turned into stone. Due to the stopping bloodflow in your leg, you screamed out of massive pain. After your leg, the rest of your body was also slowly suffering the crawling pain of the rocks.

After you've completely turned into stone, I came out of the soil, back in human form. I made another prayer to the Gods, and acid rain fell down once again. Starting from your head and going down to your feet, you started to crumble down bit by bit. When the proces ceased, I closed the crack in the soil. The acid rain, however, continued to fall.

I rightfully claim this hill as my own.
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Dachshunds and Ninjas
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Gets a 37 bladed shaver and starts ripping you to shreds Hill is mine
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Beards
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You again :hmmm:

How many times do I need to tell you, dogs should know their place. *Kicks DaN on the nose*

Flee with your tail between your legs. You should stay away.

I rightfully claim this hill as my own.
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Tzar DwL
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Not if I can stand it..
-hits jeffo, full speed, over the head with a big stick knockin him out-
My Hill!
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French Overlord
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*fly kick tzar*
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Dachshunds and Ninjas
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Destroys all intruders on my Hill! Hill=Mine next person to post will die automadicaly!
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Ryu
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I'm dead I guess!
EDIT: now I'm back *shoots with tri rocket launcher*
My hill!!!!
Edited by Ryu, Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:04 pm.
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keijimasters
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raaaaw my hill big bang attack my hill hahaha
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Ryu
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*throws very very many shurikens*
My hill !!
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keijimasters
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ha two can play at that game ninja art rotation :deflects shurikens : then fire style pheonix flower justu my hill again :hehe:
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Ryu
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*Creates very violent doubles with very sharp knives*
Get him!!!
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keijimasters
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Cloans huh? not bad for a yappy mutt 8 trigrams 64 palms 2 palms, 4palms, 8palms, 16 palms, 32 palms 64 PALMS defeated all the cloans and shot s ninja off the hill my hill :XD look at u fly
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Ryu
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Hey that's not very nice :(

Gets huge laser(red) and blasts kejimasters of the hill
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keijimasters
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srry bout that if i have offended u in any way i apologize
now shot to the face my hill
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Ryu
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Heh! I was just joking about the that's not very nice thing :)
Here is something that is nice! Chocolate coated grenades! Here have some !!boooooom!!!!
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keijimasters
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RAAAAAAAAWW HAHAHA :XD :XD :XD choclate covered grenades my turn FINAL FLASH my hill :D
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Beards
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*Forces you to drink extremely corrosive acid*

Have fun being digested. I rightfully claim this hill as my own.
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