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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,380 Views)
Xalfrea
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Now for the thread for those WO moments that just make you lol or fall out of your seat and cry laughing.


If you want to find all those moments though, I advise that you stay from this thread.

OK? Here we go:












"Cao Cao and Nobunaga.... related???"


Huang Zhong: Thank you for your aid. But, I have to ask... are you related to Cao Cao?
Nobunaga: Who?
Huang Zhong: Sorry. It's just, you're a dead ringer..

Lu Xun: (to Nobunaga) Thank you for saving me.. though it's disturbing to be saved by someone who looks so much like Cao Cao.
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When Sun Ce rescues Da Qiao from Dong Zhuo and Da Qiao's allies ask if Sun Ce needs help:

Sun Ce: "Yeah, I'll definitely need help stringing up that huge carcass!"
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pks
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I'm as dangerous as I am manly - Ranmaru
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After defeating Dong Zhuo

Orochi: As weak as he is fat...
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Randy
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Phalandering Fat Man. ^_^
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Pan2018
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Well, for that quote to be exact is...

After Mori defeats Dong Zhuo...
Orochi: "As feeble as he was fat..."

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6623/0923060434jj3.png
After Mori defeats Orochi and he said after he died...
Orochi: "But they are so frail..."

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/2815/0923060938sq6.png

Hey! If we are so frail, why we can defeat you! Hahah... :lol:

And for about Nobunaga Oda related to Cao Cao... here is exact quotes. (I have shots, but I don't want to post all here, it can be too many shots.

Huang Zhong: My name is Huang Zhong, and I am- ... Wait a minute. Are you sure you are're not related to Cao Cao?
Nobunaga Oda: Who?
Huang Zhong: You know, the Heros of Chaos? Tall, beard like yours? No? Hmm, you're a dead ringer, though...
Huang Zhong: [Talking about Cao Cao's death rumor here for another 2 sentences... then...]
Nobunaga Oda: If he is really so like myself, then he will not waste time with any such chicanery.
Nobunaga Oda: Lead me to him, old man. I am curious as to who can control this departed hero.

And probably more people will compare him and Cao Cao in other stages too... >_>

There are a bunch of quotes in here that are funny... but I did not manage to get all shots x.x

Sincerely, Pan2007 (September 24th, 2007)
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Justin
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I posted this in another thread, but I think it's funny: I was playing as Xiao Qiao on SW-X6 and I approached SSX and she said "Are you ready to fight like a man?"
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LittleDragonZ
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Last stage, Shu story, Xing Cai says to Keiji ''That has got to be the worst haircut I have ever seen!''

That was really random, especially coming from her. And I didn't expect it at the time.
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Meari
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Seeing Zhuge Liang knock out the fake Liu Bei with his feather fan in Final Battle stage for Shu.

and Wu Chapter 3X

Lu Meng: You must be the lovely Lady No. I have come to rescuse you.
Noh: That was getting a little boring. I need some... stimulation.
Lu Meng: ...Well, I-er, I'll do what I can...
(Noh then looks at Taishi Ci)
Taishi Ci: Don't look at me like that! I'm a serious man!
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I laughed at Wang Ping when he feigned to be Lu Xun. I don't remember the quote exactly but it was something like "Look! Over here. It's....yes..Lu Xun of Sun Ce's army!"


I probably shoulda waited till I got home and checked before butchering the line lol.
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GoW
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Anytime Wei Yan talks is hilarious to me.

Wu final stage - I cant remember it word for word, but Lu Meng asks Ranmaru about Keiji and Ranmaru talks about him being wild and something else.
Then Lu Meng asks:
"Is there something I need to know about you two?"

Wei (forget the stage right now)

Mitsunari: "You sure took your time getting here."
Zhuge Liang: "I was waiting to see if you needed me" (something like that)
Mitsunari: "Voyourism's a bad habit man."
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kazxjun
Sep 24 2007, 01:34 PM
Seeing Zhuge Liang knock out the fake Liu Bei with his feather fan in Final Battle stage for Shu.

and Wu Chapter 3X

Lu Meng: You must be the lovely Lady No. I have come to rescuse you.
Noh: That was getting a little boring. I need some... stimulation.
Lu Meng: ...Well, I-er, I'll do what I can...
(Noh then looks at Taishi Ci)
Taishi Ci: Don't look at me like that! I'm a serious man!

It wasn't him, it was Zhao Yun that did it. He obviously loves Liu Bei so much that he knows all lol.

Zhuge just explained how they both knew. Since Liu Bei wouldn't put himself before others.

Stupid Da Ji for not knowing. :lol:
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TheRyanHimself
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LittleDragonZ
Sep 24 2007, 08:45 AM
kazxjun
Sep 24 2007, 01:34 PM
Seeing Zhuge Liang knock out the fake Liu Bei with his feather fan in Final Battle stage for Shu.

and Wu Chapter 3X

Lu Meng: You must be the lovely Lady No. I have come to rescuse you.
Noh: That was getting a little boring. I need some... stimulation.
Lu Meng: ...Well, I-er, I'll do what I can...
(Noh then looks at Taishi Ci)
Taishi Ci: Don't look at me like that! I'm a serious man!

It wasn't him, it was Zhao Yun that did it. He obviously loves Liu Bei so much that he knows all lol.

Zhuge just explained how they both knew. Since Liu Bei wouldn't put himself before others.

Stupid Da Ji for not knowing. :lol:

Could it be whoever your playing as? Cause when I played, Yukimura attacked "Liu Bei"
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TheRyanHimself
Sep 24 2007, 01:52 PM
LittleDragonZ
Sep 24 2007, 08:45 AM
kazxjun
Sep 24 2007, 01:34 PM
Seeing Zhuge Liang knock out the fake Liu Bei with his feather fan in Final Battle stage for Shu.

and Wu Chapter 3X

Lu Meng: You must be the lovely Lady No. I have come to rescuse you.
Noh: That was getting a little boring. I need some... stimulation.
Lu Meng: ...Well, I-er, I'll do what I can...
(Noh then looks at Taishi Ci)
Taishi Ci: Don't look at me like that! I'm a serious man!

It wasn't him, it was Zhao Yun that did it. He obviously loves Liu Bei so much that he knows all lol.

Zhuge just explained how they both knew. Since Liu Bei wouldn't put himself before others.

Stupid Da Ji for not knowing. :lol:

Could it be whoever your playing as? Cause when I played, Yukimura attacked "Liu Bei"

Oh, yes perhaps your right. That could well be the case.

kazxjun must of been using Zhuge Liang.

When I was playing Zhuge Liang stood there and already knew he was a fake. Then out of the blue Zhao Yun charges and slashes the imposter.

Edit: Here it's Zhao Yun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=205O1777k6Y

Oh, and were you playing Story Mode or Free Mode at the time, TheRyanHimself?
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It was story. I had Zhao Yun, Xing Cai, and Yukimura in my group, myself using Yukimura.
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TheRyanHimself
Sep 24 2007, 02:37 PM
It was story. I had Zhao Yun, Xing Cai, and Yukimura in my group, myself using Yukimura.

Probably the case then. I still was using the initial 3 at the time. At that time Zhao Yun, I think.

If not, it could be the character that you selected in the middle of the three. Though I can't remember what the order was then either. :P
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Zhau Ja
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When Magoichi starts flirting with Xing Cai. In fact that whole stage is funny with his comments.
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I don't know if it;s a bug or not, but when you defeat an officer with Nagamasa, Xiahou Yuan's praise is "Hey, not bad for a girl!"
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LittleDragonZ
Sep 24 2007, 09:45 AM
kazxjun
Sep 24 2007, 01:34 PM
Seeing Zhuge Liang knock out the fake Liu Bei with his feather fan in Final Battle stage for Shu.

and Wu Chapter 3X

Lu Meng: You must be the lovely Lady No. I have come to rescuse you.
Noh: That was getting a little boring. I need some... stimulation.
Lu Meng: ...Well, I-er, I'll do what I can...
(Noh then looks at Taishi Ci)
Taishi Ci: Don't look at me like that! I'm a serious man!

It wasn't him, it was Zhao Yun that did it. He obviously loves Liu Bei so much that he knows all lol.

Zhuge just explained how they both knew. Since Liu Bei wouldn't put himself before others.

Stupid Da Ji for not knowing. :lol:

Actually Zhuge Liang does it as well if you don't play as Zhao Yun on your team but as Zhuge Liang. I know because I saw the scene 3 times.
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Ok, ok. In Wu's Gaiden 7, did Masamune really say asses? :blink:
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In Sengoku Story 7, whilst getting the 1000 ko's needed for unlocking the Gaiden 8 level, Keiji yells something along the lines of winning one for the 'creepy snake like overlord'... it's very strange, but very Keiji!!
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I think I know that one, something along the lines of "For our evil snake overlord guy!"
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Hideyoshi praising Xiao Qiao

"Man would I like to get between those fans."

ROFLMAO!
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MoxManiac
Sep 24 2007, 07:00 PM
I don't know if it;s a bug or not, but when you defeat an officer with Nagamasa, Xiahou Yuan's praise is "Hey, not bad for a girl!"

It has to be a bug. Gan Ning calls Nagamasa a girl, too.
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Sep 25 2007, 04:12 AM
Ok, ok. In Wu's Gaiden 7, did Masamune really say asses? :blink:

Yeah, he did, heard it last night playing it. I can deal with damn, but asses?
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