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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,383 Views)
SunTzu
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Wu stage where you get Konoichi playing as Tachi Ci
Imagawa Yoshimoto: You do credit to the lower class
TC: Must not hit him

I thought it was funny.
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Judau
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Welcome SunTzu!

Another good quote is when you aproach Lu Bu as Imagawa Yoshimoto;
Yoshimoto: Would you like to play kemari with me?
Lu Bu: I'm gonna kick YOU around in a minute!
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I fall out laughing everytime I hear Wei Yan praise someone in this game.

Zhu Rong - "I'm on fire today"
Wei Yan - "Me...Too!"
*oh really Wei Yan*

Musashi - "I am invicible!"
Wei Yan - "Me...Too!"
*no you're just scary*

Tadakatsu - "I am a man, of peerless might!"
Wei Yan - "Me...Too!"
*more like fright*
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Feb 25 2008, 05:55 PM
I fall out laughing everytime I hear Wei Yan praise someone in this game.

Zhu Rong - "I'm on fire today"
Wei Yan - "Me...Too!"
*oh really Wei Yan*

Musashi - "I am invicible!"
Wei Yan - "Me...Too!"
*no you're just scary*

Tadakatsu - "I am a man, of peerless might!"
Wei Yan - "Me...Too!"
*more like fright*

yes, they are genius!

Seeing Hanzo put his weapon to Zhuo tai's neck.
Hanzo: Be silent
Zhou Tai: Quiter than you
Hanzo: Perish
I think of those lines every time I see that Scene!
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liao tse
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the funny parts is when Magoichi is trying to get with all the girls in Shu. :P
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Master Sima Yi
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I don't know if I'm bumping this or whatever...

Last time I played WO I was playing Nagamasa, Oichi and Gan Ning at Wei 7-X, and when I approached Dong Zhuo as Oichi, I switched to Nagamasa before approaching him (I thought). Then I heard Dong Zhuo say "Care to be my concubine?" to Nagamasa! :lol:

And I was playing Ranmaru and two other characters. I was facing a large group of peons. Then, I switched to Ranmaru and all the peons started runing! :lol: Afraid of Ranmaru?
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I think Magoichi and Okuni are funny. They both love flirting, Magoichi is so hungry of women and Okuni, she's so hungry of wanting all the guys, even a girl too lol!
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Chosis
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Back to the walking chat-line, Okuni:

SW 4-X:
Ina: "A crime is a crime. There can be no justification! And I will see that
you are punished!"
Okuni: "You know, you really would be very pretty if you weren't scowling all
the time. It's a criminal waste."
Ina: "Pretty! I have no interest of being pretty!"

Okuni: "Those are some impressive muscles you have there... You don't mind
if I feel your chest, do you?"
Lu Bu: "Foolish woman! You will feel only pain!"

SW 6:
Okuni: "Oh, I like the eyepatch. Very piratical. Would you like me to walk the
plank?"
Xiahou Dun: "I have no time for your childish games, woman. Leave me be!"

SW 8:
Lu Bu: "The only path to Orochi is through me!"
Okuni: "Oh, you're so tall I feel insignificant..."
Lu Bu: "That's because you are. You are nothing compared to my Diao Chan!"
Okuni: "Oh, I don't think you'll be saying that once you get to know me..."

Wu 5:
Okuni: "Look at you... Such a pretty face. You don't seem made for war at
all."
Zhou Yu: "Desist, please. Your beauty is not enough to turn my head from my
beloved."
Okuni: "Does she know what an outrageous flirt you are?"

Wu 7:
Okuni: "Out of my way! I have no use of a man of your... persuasion.
Zhang He: "You are a dancer too, are you not?"

And now the others:

Shu 2-X:
Jiang Wei: "I see you too have sided with lord Zhao Yun."
Magoichi: "Yeah, we teamed up to save the chick with the crazy elf-ears,
y'know..."
Jiang Wei: "How dare you talk about master's wife in that way...?"

Shu 3:
Yuan Shao: "I am a true noble! Do you really think that a few ghosts will
frighten me?! Show them the courage of Yuan family, and send their spirits
hence!"
Yoshihiro: "Sounds like your family was a little too exclusive, if you know
what I mean."

Da Ji: "Your husband's abondoned you, and now you've lost the will to live,
is that it?"
Yue Ying: "Oh, you just crossed the line, lady!"

Shu 4:
Zhu Rong: "You there! Are you friend or foe?"
Ginchiyo: "I side with any proud warrior."
Zhu Rong: "Then you're a friend! My husband has pride coming out of his ears."

Shu 5-X:
Magoichi: "This battlefield is just littered with beauties. How about
forgetting all this and coming with me, gorgeous?"
Sun Shang Xiang: "Don't take this the wrong way, but guys like you disgust
me."
Magoichi: "Woah... But you know, the odd burn won't put me off."

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agent_smith_1986
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Shu 2-X:
Jiang Wei: "I see you too have sided with lord Zhao Yun."
Magoichi: "Yeah, we teamed up to save the chick with the crazy elf-ears,
y'know..."
Jiang Wei: "How dare you talk about master's wife in that way...?"

i tot that funny s well
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Chosis
Fri May 16, 2008 7:54 am
Shu 2-X:
Jiang Wei: "I see you too have sided with lord Zhao Yun."
Magoichi: "Yeah, we teamed up to save the chick with the crazy elf-ears,
y'know..."
Jiang Wei: "How dare you talk about master's wife in that way...?"
I savour that quote :wub: :wub:
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friday13
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Amakusa
Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:05 am
MoxManiac,Sep 24 2007
07:00 PM
I don't know if it;s a bug or not, but when you defeat an officer with Nagamasa, Xiahou Yuan's praise is "Hey, not bad for a girl!"

It has to be a bug. Gan Ning calls Nagamasa a girl, too.
actually, both he and Ranmaru are sort of traps...




In other words. they both are androdgynous/LOOK LIKE GIRLS.

ZYTD
Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:31 am
Battle of Fan Castle - Samurai Warrior Stage 6. (I think.)

This is not the exact text, I'm doing this off memory,

Zhang He: This water attack is a work of art! Hands off!
Okuni: Oh, what a handsome young .. oh, that's not going to work on you is it?
Zhange He: Something else I forget .. <_<
Zhang He: No, but you might want to start dancing

I'm pretty sure that's it...

GoW
Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:07 pm
Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me.

Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian."


Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?"

Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!"

Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?"

Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days."

Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..."
Lu Bu's is also good, I just can't remember it right now...

ZhangJiao
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:48 pm


...And the fact that Magoichi refuses to compliment Da Ji like he does every other girl in the game.
WRONG.

Shu 2

YueYing: Just ignore her, and make straight for the escape point!

Magoichi: I dunno, I was kinda enjoying being chased by her...

Not exact but the basic idea.
Edited by Qing Long, Mon Jun 8, 2009 12:20 am.
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Schwarzwind
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Don't recall off-hand what number stage it was... I know it's a later Wu stage with Tadakatsu Honda.

Using Kanetsugu, I encountered Masamune when he yelled,
"Time to shut that big mouth of yours!"
Upon defeat, he growled,
"You cocky little...!"

Got a good chuckle out of that. x)
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friday13
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:48 pm
I find it neat that everyone says something different in the Osaka stage where there's 2 Sun Ces. Depending on who your first character is that is. I love that stage. Anyway...

In Shu story after rescuing Yuan Shao, during the post-battle dialogs when Yuan Shao forgets where Liu Bei was at, if Wei Yan appears he goes like "You... stupid...." If Meng Huo appears he says "How come no one's pounded him yet?..."
Some of my FAVORITE quotes happen here :XD

Ling Tong: OK, How many vote to tie him back up and leave him here? One...Two...Three...

Oda:...I see.

GoW
Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:08 pm
G. O. W.,Oct 15 2007
05:07 PM
Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me.

Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian."


Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?"

Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!"

Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?"

Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days."

Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..."

Found another one last night

Lu Bu - "Your long winded speaches bore me. Just make sure to keep your mouth shut on the battlefield!"

Made me laugh cuz Lu Bu can never come up with anything clever to say. :lol:
I had forgotten which that was!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAnd no... he does say something clever before shu rescues Sun Ce.

Lu Bu: Looks like those guys are in trouble. Let's go help them out, just to make it interesting.


Skode
Sun Feb 3, 2008 3:33 pm
Frederick Mercury,Feb 2 2008
12:35 PM
one other funny moment for me was when i played a 1 star chaos mode stage with a lvl 50 character to see my ass whooped in only 2 seconds... lol

That would have had me crying not laughing :(

Just noticed, after Koei getting credit for proper pronounciations that at the final movie for Wei that Tsao Tsao says "they have fallen before the might of COW COW" :lol: Seems he doesnt even know the correct way to say his OWN name ;)
Actually he says it right...He just says it so F***ING FAST....

guy gave me whiplash at first...


also, sorry for the multitude of posts, I was reading through 10 pages of these...

Another funny thing is when the eneny privates run away. Its even funnier with the "RUN AWAY!!!" Scene from MPatHG (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) in the background. :lol:

Edit : Next time, use Edit button please, thanks!
Edited by Qing Long, Mon Jun 8, 2009 12:25 am.
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Zhuge Liang slaps Da Ji with his fan!
Sun Ce kicking an Orochi officer!
And Wu Chapter 3-X!
And Zhang He saying "This water attack is a work of art. Hands off!" in Chapter 6 od Samurai story!
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Even though I posted this elsewhere, I thought I'd post in this topic as well ^_^

So, I'm playing Wu-5 Battle of Sekigahara, using Sun Ce and I'm about ready to finish off Sun Quan for the victory.

I launch Quan into the air with Ce's C5 and then I let loose with Ce's R1 while Quan is coming down ...

The way the two were positioned though in the slow-motion sequence shows Quan facing away from Ce while Ce is repeatedly slamming Quan's butt with his Tonfas :XD

I expect to have a few more to add to this as I continue to play through this game again.
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WO2
Sun Quan: "I am the pride of the Sun family!"

Orochi: "That's nothing to be proud of."

Shu 6 - WO
Kotaro: *ambushes Shu, then leaves*

Sima Yi: "...What in blazes was that fiendish thing?!"

Orochi 1 - WO2
Sun Wukong: "*encounters Hideyoshi* Oh, aren't you just the cutest thing! how 'bout I adopt you? :D"

Wei 1 - WO2
Kunoichi: "News flash! A monkey's army is heading right toward us! Pretty weird, huh?

Sun Wukong: "Hm, I wonder who that handsome devil could be."
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Ranmaru - i'll prove myself a man!
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Not that hilarious, but thanks to something I did, it became funny(unintentional funny).

Cao Ren: "I am a rock!"

*Little Brother beats him up in two seconds or so*
I sing, out of tune, "I AM AN ISLAAAAAAAND!"

And just as I stop that line...

Cao Ren: "I have crumbled..."


It was the first time we heard him say that, which made this stick in our heads, and whenever he says that nowadays, I follow up with my line, and my little brother fills in with "I have crumbled", in case Cao Ren takes to long to die. : :hehe:
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nike
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in WO2

masamune,sima yi and mitsunari dream stage

after completing the stage a cutsence went in

sima yi goes "bakame" followed by masamune "bakame" followed by mitsunari "i am not saying that", masamune and sima yi look at him

bakame means imbecile in jap
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member titles got old eventually
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""For Our Creapy Snake Like OverLord""After Defeating Keji Last Stage Of SW AS I Can Remember

""Orochi , Your Dogs Are Biting Too Strong , I'll Enjoy Fighting Alongside Them""Kotaro Fuma And After That He'll Keep Talking About "Dogs, Bites, Such Things..........""


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Zhao Yun : Hmmm You Are Not Bad With These Swords
Musashi : Not Bad.........!!?! I Am The Greatest , Man..
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""Beaten, And All For A Fat Thief.........""Kotaro Fuma

""Lord Tadakatsu.......! , It's Good To See You"" Yukimura Heeeeeeeey Aren't Yukimura And Tadakatsu Has To Be Enemies. O.o..?!



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sir cloud
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i like this on orochi story

nobunaga: Its just that simple

Orochi: hardly worthy of your demon name yet
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Xiahou Yuan in the battle of Yi Ling. That cutscene. It's impossible to miss XD

"Oh, Orochi! We love you, Orochi! Pathetic!"
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So err... not been here a while
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luheuan95
Tue May 18, 2010 9:00 pm
Xiahou Yuan in the battle of Yi Ling. That cutscene. It's impossible to miss XD

"Oh, Orochi! We love you, Orochi! Pathetic!"
How did you get that?
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luheuan95
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Wed May 19, 2010 9:27 am
How did you get that?
Just play the Battle of Yi Ling on Wei Musou Mode (I forgot the number of the stage. It was something like 4 or 5), and watch the opening cutscene. It's like, one of the most famous quotes of the game.

Here's the video, so you know what to look for:
Edited by luheuan95, Wed May 19, 2010 9:47 am.
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So err... not been here a while
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Oh... I remember... that was a fun level as well...

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