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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Sep 24 2007, 03:56 AM (15,748 Views)
SunTzu	Feb 25 2008, 03:55 PM Post #226
Soldier Posts: 1 Group: Members Member #10,435 Joined: October 18, 2007	Wu stage where you get Konoichi playing as Tachi Ci Imagawa Yoshimoto: You do credit to the lower class TC: Must not hit him I thought it was funny.



Judau	Feb 25 2008, 05:42 PM Post #227
Posts: 1,404 Group: Members Member #3,839 Joined: October 18, 2006 Gender Male	Welcome SunTzu! Another good quote is when you aproach Lu Bu as Imagawa Yoshimoto; Yoshimoto: Would you like to play kemari with me? Lu Bu: I'm gonna kick YOU around in a minute!
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GoW	Feb 25 2008, 05:55 PM Post #228
KOEI Warriors Unifier Posts: 1,757 Group: Members Member #7,496 Joined: May 22, 2007	I fall out laughing everytime I hear Wei Yan praise someone in this game. Zhu Rong - "I'm on fire today" Wei Yan - "Me...Too!" oh really Wei Yan Musashi - "I am invicible!" Wei Yan - "Me...Too!" no you're just scary Tadakatsu - "I am a man, of peerless might!" Wei Yan - "Me...Too!" more like fright



Judau	Feb 25 2008, 06:04 PM Post #229
Posts: 1,404 Group: Members Member #3,839 Joined: October 18, 2006 Gender Male	G. O. W. Feb 25 2008, 05:55 PM I fall out laughing everytime I hear Wei Yan praise someone in this game. Zhu Rong - "I'm on fire today" Wei Yan - "Me...Too!" oh really Wei Yan Musashi - "I am invicible!" Wei Yan - "Me...Too!" no you're just scary Tadakatsu - "I am a man, of peerless might!" Wei Yan - "Me...Too!" more like fright yes, they are genius! Seeing Hanzo put his weapon to Zhuo tai's neck. Hanzo: Be silent Zhou Tai: Quiter than you Hanzo: Perish I think of those lines every time I see that Scene!
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liao tse	Feb 26 2008, 04:10 AM Post #230
General Posts: 338 Group: Members Member #8,858 Joined: July 30, 2007	the funny parts is when Magoichi is trying to get with all the girls in Shu.
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Master Sima Yi	May 15 2008, 07:33 PM Post #231
Hey, verrekte koekwaus! Waar kiekte naar, jonge! Posts: 1,072 Group: Members Member #6,628 Joined: April 7, 2007 Gender Male	I don't know if I'm bumping this or whatever... Last time I played WO I was playing Nagamasa, Oichi and Gan Ning at Wei 7-X, and when I approached Dong Zhuo as Oichi, I switched to Nagamasa before approaching him (I thought). Then I heard Dong Zhuo say "Care to be my concubine?" to Nagamasa! :lol: And I was playing Ranmaru and two other characters. I was facing a large group of peons. Then, I switched to Ranmaru and all the peons started runing! :lol: Afraid of Ranmaru?
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KOEI Warriors	May 15 2008, 07:53 PM Post #232
_root.admin Posts: 0 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: August 11, 2005	I think Magoichi and Okuni are funny. They both love flirting, Magoichi is so hungry of women and Okuni, she's so hungry of wanting all the guys, even a girl too lol!



Chosis	May 16 2008, 07:54 AM Post #233
First Lieutenant Posts: 143 Group: Members Member #14,415 Joined: April 1, 2008	Back to the walking chat-line, Okuni: SW 4-X: Ina: "A crime is a crime. There can be no justification! And I will see that you are punished!" Okuni: "You know, you really would be very pretty if you weren't scowling all the time. It's a criminal waste." Ina: "Pretty! I have no interest of being pretty!" Okuni: "Those are some impressive muscles you have there... You don't mind if I feel your chest, do you?" Lu Bu: "Foolish woman! You will feel only pain!" SW 6: Okuni: "Oh, I like the eyepatch. Very piratical. Would you like me to walk the plank?" Xiahou Dun: "I have no time for your childish games, woman. Leave me be!" SW 8: Lu Bu: "The only path to Orochi is through me!" Okuni: "Oh, you're so tall I feel insignificant..." Lu Bu: "That's because you are. You are nothing compared to my Diao Chan!" Okuni: "Oh, I don't think you'll be saying that once you get to know me..." Wu 5: Okuni: "Look at you... Such a pretty face. You don't seem made for war at all." Zhou Yu: "Desist, please. Your beauty is not enough to turn my head from my beloved." Okuni: "Does she know what an outrageous flirt you are?" Wu 7: Okuni: "Out of my way! I have no use of a man of your... persuasion. Zhang He: "You are a dancer too, are you not?" And now the others: Shu 2-X: Jiang Wei: "I see you too have sided with lord Zhao Yun." Magoichi: "Yeah, we teamed up to save the chick with the crazy elf-ears, y'know..." Jiang Wei: "How dare you talk about master's wife in that way...?" Shu 3: Yuan Shao: "I am a true noble! Do you really think that a few ghosts will frighten me?! Show them the courage of Yuan family, and send their spirits hence!" Yoshihiro: "Sounds like your family was a little too exclusive, if you know what I mean." Da Ji: "Your husband's abondoned you, and now you've lost the will to live, is that it?" Yue Ying: "Oh, you just crossed the line, lady!" Shu 4: Zhu Rong: "You there! Are you friend or foe?" Ginchiyo: "I side with any proud warrior." Zhu Rong: "Then you're a friend! My husband has pride coming out of his ears." Shu 5-X: Magoichi: "This battlefield is just littered with beauties. How about forgetting all this and coming with me, gorgeous?" Sun Shang Xiang: "Don't take this the wrong way, but guys like you disgust me." Magoichi: "Woah... But you know, the odd burn won't put me off."



agent_smith_1986	Mar 27 2009, 03:39 PM Post #234
Sergeant Posts: 25 Group: Members Member #21,448 Joined: March 27, 2009 Gender Male	Shu 2-X: Jiang Wei: "I see you too have sided with lord Zhao Yun." Magoichi: "Yeah, we teamed up to save the chick with the crazy elf-ears, y'know..." Jiang Wei: "How dare you talk about master's wife in that way...?" i tot that funny s well



Beautiful Thief	Mar 29 2009, 05:50 AM Post #235
got to be good lookin' cuz he's so hard to see... Posts: 1,196 Group: Members Member #93 Joined: October 13, 2005 Gender Female	Chosis May 16 2008, 07:54 AM Shu 2-X: Jiang Wei: "I see you too have sided with lord Zhao Yun." Magoichi: "Yeah, we teamed up to save the chick with the crazy elf-ears, y'know..." Jiang Wei: "How dare you talk about master's wife in that way...?" I savour that quote
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friday13	May 30 2009, 02:14 AM Post #236
Sergeant Posts: 25 Group: Members Member #22,198 Joined: May 30, 2009	Amakusa Sep 27 2007, 03:05 AM MoxManiac,Sep 24 2007 07:00 PM I don't know if it;s a bug or not, but when you defeat an officer with Nagamasa, Xiahou Yuan's praise is "Hey, not bad for a girl!" It has to be a bug. Gan Ning calls Nagamasa a girl, too. actually, both he and Ranmaru are sort of traps... In other words. they both are androdgynous/LOOK LIKE GIRLS. ZYTD Oct 12 2007, 12:31 AM Battle of Fan Castle - Samurai Warrior Stage 6. (I think.) This is not the exact text, I'm doing this off memory, Zhang He: This water attack is a work of art! Hands off! Okuni: Oh, what a handsome young .. oh, that's not going to work on you is it? Zhange He: Something else I forget .. Zhang He: No, but you might want to start dancing I'm pretty sure that's it... GoW Oct 15 2007, 06:07 PM Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me. Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian." Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?" Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!" Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?" Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days." Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..." Lu Bu's is also good, I just can't remember it right now... ZhangJiao Oct 17 2007, 06:48 PM ...And the fact that Magoichi refuses to compliment Da Ji like he does every other girl in the game. WRONG. Shu 2 YueYing: Just ignore her, and make straight for the escape point! Magoichi: I dunno, I was kinda enjoying being chased by her... Not exact but the basic idea. Edited by Qing Long, Jun 8 2009, 12:20 AM.



Schwarzwind	May 30 2009, 02:18 AM Post #237
Fetch me a shrubbery! Posts: 176 Group: Members Member #16,738 Joined: July 12, 2008 Gender Female	Don't recall off-hand what number stage it was... I know it's a later Wu stage with Tadakatsu Honda. Using Kanetsugu, I encountered Masamune when he yelled, "Time to shut that big mouth of yours!" Upon defeat, he growled, "You cocky little...!" Got a good chuckle out of that. x)
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friday13	May 30 2009, 02:55 AM Post #238
Sergeant Posts: 25 Group: Members Member #22,198 Joined: May 30, 2009	AmbitiousConqueror Oct 19 2007, 11:48 PM I find it neat that everyone says something different in the Osaka stage where there's 2 Sun Ces. Depending on who your first character is that is. I love that stage. Anyway... In Shu story after rescuing Yuan Shao, during the post-battle dialogs when Yuan Shao forgets where Liu Bei was at, if Wei Yan appears he goes like "You... stupid...." If Meng Huo appears he says "How come no one's pounded him yet?..." Some of my FAVORITE quotes happen here Ling Tong: OK, How many vote to tie him back up and leave him here? One...Two...Three... Oda:...I see. GoW Oct 25 2007, 06:08 PM G. O. W.,Oct 15 2007 05:07 PM Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me. Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian." Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?" Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!" Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?" Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days." Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..." Found another one last night Lu Bu - "Your long winded speaches bore me. Just make sure to keep your mouth shut on the battlefield!" Made me laugh cuz Lu Bu can never come up with anything clever to say. I had forgotten which that was! AAAAAAAAAAAAAnd no... he does say something clever before shu rescues Sun Ce. Lu Bu: Looks like those guys are in trouble. Let's go help them out, just to make it interesting. Skode Feb 3 2008, 03:33 PM Frederick Mercury,Feb 2 2008 12:35 PM one other funny moment for me was when i played a 1 star chaos mode stage with a lvl 50 character to see my ass whooped in only 2 seconds... lol That would have had me crying not laughing Just noticed, after Koei getting credit for proper pronounciations that at the final movie for Wei that Tsao Tsao says "they have fallen before the might of COW COW" Seems he doesnt even know the correct way to say his OWN name Actually he says it right...He just says it so F*ING FAST.... guy gave me whiplash at first... also, sorry for the multitude of posts, I was reading through 10 pages of these... Another funny thing is when the eneny privates run away. Its even funnier with the "RUN AWAY!!!" Scene from MPatHG (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) in the background. Edit : Next time, use Edit button please, thanks! Edited by Qing Long**, Jun 8 2009, 12:25 AM.



wogracia	Jun 5 2009, 02:58 PM Post #239
Must...have... Warriors Orochi 2 Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #21,392 Joined: March 23, 2009 Gender Female	Zhuge Liang slaps Da Ji with his fan! Sun Ce kicking an Orochi officer! And Wu Chapter 3-X! And Zhang He saying "This water attack is a work of art. Hands off!" in Chapter 6 od Samurai story!
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Mr.Honda	Aug 24 2009, 08:21 PM Post #240
Actively Retired Posts: 4,128 Group: Members Member #7,393 Joined: May 17, 2007 Gender Male	Even though I posted this elsewhere, I thought I'd post in this topic as well So, I'm playing Wu-5 Battle of Sekigahara, using Sun Ce and I'm about ready to finish off Sun Quan for the victory. I launch Quan into the air with Ce's C5 and then I let loose with Ce's R1 while Quan is coming down ... The way the two were positioned though in the slow-motion sequence shows Quan facing away from Ce while Ce is repeatedly slamming Quan's butt with his Tonfas I expect to have a few more to add to this as I continue to play through this game again.
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Kotaro	Sep 12 2009, 01:35 AM Post #241
The Black Soul of Chaos Posts: 224 Group: Members Member #17,637 Joined: August 19, 2008 Gender Male	WO2 Sun Quan: "I am the pride of the Sun family!" Orochi: "That's nothing to be proud of." Shu 6 - WO Kotaro: ambushes Shu, then leaves Sima Yi: "...What in blazes was that fiendish thing?!" Orochi 1 - WO2 Sun Wukong: "encounters Hideyoshi Oh, aren't you just the cutest thing! how 'bout I adopt you? :D" Wei 1 - WO2 Kunoichi: "News flash! A monkey's army is heading right toward us! Pretty weird, huh? Sun Wukong: "Hm, I wonder who that handsome devil could be."
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akamaru609	Sep 17 2009, 03:27 AM Post #242
Sergeant Posts: 22 Group: Members Member #23,518 Joined: September 16, 2009 Gender Male	Ranmaru - i'll prove myself a man!
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RWB	Sep 21 2009, 12:41 AM Post #243
Elite Soldier Posts: 48 Group: Members Member #18,819 Joined: October 5, 2008	Not that hilarious, but thanks to something I did, it became funny(unintentional funny). Cao Ren: "I am a rock!" Little Brother beats him up in two seconds or so I sing, out of tune, "I AM AN ISLAAAAAAAND!" And just as I stop that line... Cao Ren: "I have crumbled..." It was the first time we heard him say that, which made this stick in our heads, and whenever he says that nowadays, I follow up with my line, and my little brother fills in with "I have crumbled", in case Cao Ren takes to long to die. :



nike	Sep 21 2009, 03:31 AM Post #244
First Lieutenant Posts: 185 Group: Members Member #20,162 Joined: December 27, 2008 Gender Undisclosed	in WO2 masamune,sima yi and mitsunari dream stage after completing the stage a cutsence went in sima yi goes "bakame" followed by masamune "bakame" followed by mitsunari "i am not saying that", masamune and sima yi look at him bakame means imbecile in jap
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Hanzo_The_Scorpion	Nov 10 2009, 04:59 AM Post #245
I'll Not Die, I'll Wait Here For You, I Feel Alive When You're Beside Me Posts: 159 Group: Members Member #23,684 Joined: September 29, 2009 Gender Male	""For Our Creapy Snake Like OverLord""After Defeating Keji Last Stage Of SW AS I Can Remember ""Orochi , Your Dogs Are Biting Too Strong , I'll Enjoy Fighting Alongside Them""Kotaro Fuma And After That He'll Keep Talking About "Dogs, Bites, Such Things.........."" ------------------------------------------------ Zhao Yun : Hmmm You Are Not Bad With These Swords Musashi : Not Bad.........!!?! I Am The Greatest , Man.. ------------------------------------------------ ""Beaten, And All For A Fat Thief.........""Kotaro Fuma ""Lord Tadakatsu.......! , It's Good To See You"" Yukimura Heeeeeeeey Aren't Yukimura And Tadakatsu Has To Be Enemies. O.o..?!
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