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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,390 Views)
LittleDragonZ
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Wu stage 6 -X vs Keiji. Encounter Yoshimoto when he arrives as Zhou Yu.

Something like:

YI: Would you like to play kemari with me?

ZY :Err...yes, I think... thanks? ZY not knowing what kemari is lol.

YI: You hear that?! They love me!

ZY: Yes...I think I'd like to withdraw that thank you.

Lol that last line is done fantastically, despite the actual voice.
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TheRyanHimself
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I love how Yoshimoto attacks off his horse. He doesn't swing all the way through, he kinda hacks. It reminds me of a prissy cheerleader girl trying to kill someone.
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GoW
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Shu - Attack on Nan Zhong

If you've unlocked Noh she'll say something like this:

"It's so hot, I'd take more clothes off, but then nobody would be able to concentrate."

Got me laughing for some reason.
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Meari
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This made my day. Wei Story 8.
Imagawa Yoshimoto: Oh hello, Mr. Lu Bu! Would you like to test yourself on my superior skills?
Lu Bu: I'll kick you all the way back to where you come from, you freak!

There was one in Wu Story 8 where Zhou Yu made a comment to Dong Zhuo about being an underfoot and it being Dong Zhuo's tentacles or something. It happens after SSX gets captured. Once I get the quote, I'll post it.
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GoW
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WU STORY 2

Ranmaru meets Lu Xun

Lu Xun "This is a test of manhood!"

Just found that funny considering the two characters.
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LoW
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Wu stage 3, Battle of Kyushu. I just feel sorry for Sakon >_>.
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GoW
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LoW
Oct 2 2007, 04:46 PM
Wu stage 3, Battle of Kyushu. I just feel sorry for Sakon >_>.

Same here LoW. I played that stage more than the rest because of the # of officers to kill in the stage for getting abilities, and the more I played it the funnier it got, but the worse I felt for Sakon.
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Mei Ling
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The night is dark and full of cherry blossoms
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When Noh encounters Diao Chan during the Sengoku Stage Bai Dai Castle.

Noh: Such prettty eyes.....(ROFL!)
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Mei Ling
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The night is dark and full of cherry blossoms
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G. O. W.
Oct 1 2007, 12:20 PM
Shu - Attack on Nan Zhong

If you've unlocked Noh she'll say something like this:

"It's so hot, I'd take more clothes off, but then nobody would be able to concentrate."

Got me laughing for some reason.

She never says that when I played as her?
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Flute & Butterfly
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She never says that when I played as her?


It's random. I've had Shingen saying that he wants to take off his mask because it's so hot. I believe the SW characters will say something about the heat every time you play the stage and which character is random.
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Meari
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Wu Side Story 4.

Kunoichi: Well if it isn't Mr. Miserable. How have you been Hanzo?
Hattori Hanzo: Assist me.

Best answer ever lol.
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Sunao
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I forgot what stage was it but it was in shu I think after you save Yue Ying stage.
I had Yue Ying Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang we was looking for Liu Bei but it was really Yuan Shao a cut scene came u with yue ying saying Lord Liu Bei?! :mellow:
then Yuan Shao turned around saying I knew you wouldnt leave me behind!! :D or something like that and Yue Ying looked so sorry almost like she was thinking Yuan Shao?!! wtf I didnt came for you I was looking for Lord Liu Bei! <_<
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Mitha~chan
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Sunao: haha yeah i rmember that part. yuan shao was so think-skinned that time :lol:
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Pride
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孟德
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the Wei stage agianst ninjas
Kuniochi had a funny conversation with a character I don't remember
but he is either :Cao Pi, Zhang Liao or Xu Huang.
it was very funny.
it was like:
[the chracter]: What the..?
Kuniochi: yes I know I'm so beautiful you can't believe your eyes
then after you defeat her
Kuniochi: I think we should see other people...
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Meari
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Wu Story 2 as Hanzo Hattori when you go against Lu Xun, he said this:
Lu Xun: So you're one of those ninjas huh? Do something cool!
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Oblivion61
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Yoshimoto's Enemy Officer Defeated quote: "Away with you! Away."

I dont know why,but i always laugh when i hear that. XD
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NekoWarrior
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I remember this one @ koshi castle shu story when da ji was complaining and keiji said: "Woah keep your pants on or tights, whatever your wearing"
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Li_An_Di
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Wei Gaiden stage with the Ninja's

if you have Mitsunari and attack Nene with him

she'll say 'i didn't raze you to be like this'

he'll say 'You Didn't raze me at!!!!'

made me laugh when i heard that :P

When Kunoichi says i think we should see other people, that reminded me of Samurai Warriors when you beat her

Also if you use Mitsunari against her, he'll say so your Yukimura's girlfriend or she says so your Yukimura's friend, can't remember the rest of the conversation pretty funny though
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Sanada
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Oct 5 2007, 06:27 PM
I remember this one @ koshi castle sw story when da ji was complaining and keiji said: "Woah keep your pants on or tights, whatever your wearing"

That was actually the Shu one. The SW one didn't even have Keiji.
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Avalon64
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a lot of my favourites have already been mentioned, another one I thought was kinda funny was Mitsunari during the Diao Chan rescue mission

Mitsunari: that woman is trying to defect from the Orochi army! We must help her...or not...whatever

its like he realized he was getting out of character trying to sound like he cared for somebody else

or the SW Kyushu mission, poor Sakon, trying his hardest to lead a rag tag bunch and they wound up costing him the battle
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Li_An_Di
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Shingen and Kenshin's conversation at the end of Nagashino is the biggest innuendo ever

Shingen 'I hope you enjoyed that'
Kenshin 'have i ever not'
Shingen 'We'll have to do it again sometime'

I couldn't stop laughin when i heard that as it was really unexpected
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ColonelCool
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Wei gaiden 4
When you run into kenshin when he charges
"War is extasy"
I was like wtf?
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MitsunariIshida
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He also said that in one of the SW2:E events,when you start to battle against or as him against or as Tachibana Ginchiyo.
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LoW
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Dong Zhuo in Wu's 2-X stage: "That woman likes to play rough... I like her!" Definitely one of the best quotes he has in this game. The voice actor does excellent job.
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Meari
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Wu Story 7:

Okuni: Oh you're both somanly and rugged... which of you is the father and which is the son?
Okuni: I don't mind... I'll take one on each arm.
Sun Quan: What are you doing with a woman of such disrepute.

and

Hideyoshi (at Sun Jian): Well, now that you're free, lets talk about the reward of your daughter.
Sun Jian - Erm... Excuse me?!
Hideyoshi - Erm... I mean your daughter who wanted a reward... yeah, that's it...

It was something like that be very funny lol.
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