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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,389 Views)
feimanchong
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Should have capitals in his name.
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Well, It wasn't really a scripted event or anything, but when Lu Bu did his special (the throw attack) and beat my level 99 Zhou Tai in one hit with it, I laughed.




Then I cried =(
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zenkokuku
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SW Chapter 3 Battle of Kyushu

Make sure you have Zhao Yun on your team

Okuni: This battlefield is full of handsome men... Let's if this one can fight.

Zhao Yun: I... I... You think I'm handsome...?

Okuni: Oh, don't look at me with those puppy eyes... I'll lose the will to hurt you.
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Meari
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lol Okuni can be funny with the guys. I have to check that one out.

I forget the exact word the generic solider used here but in SW Story 5, I laugh everytime Nobunaga said this:
Generic solider: Our garrison from the NE is in danger!
Oda Nobunaga: Is that so?

Like he cares lol.
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LittleDragonZ
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kazxjun
Oct 8 2007, 02:48 PM
lol Okuni can be funny with the guys. I have to check that one out.

I forget the exact word the generic solider used here but in SW Story 5, I laugh everytime Nobunaga said this:
Generic solider: Our garrison from the NE is in danger!
Oda Nobunaga: Is that so?

Like he cares lol.

She chats up Guan Ping on the SW Kyushu stage. But he's there saying that there's only one woman for me(Xing Cai ofc). She then replies about him cheating on her with Okuni lol.
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Masamune Date
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i found a few things funny so far:

1.Dong Zhou after defeating officer: Thats another insect on the sole of my shoe!

2.on wei X-5:
Lubu: what is Diao Chan to you!?
Mitsunari: what is she to me? how to answer that....
Lubu: YOU DARE TOUCH MY WOMAN!? YOU WILL DIE FOR THAT!!

3.on the sw stage where u unlock Dong Zhou:
Okuni: oooooo let me feel that chest!
Lubu: WOMAN! the only thing you will be feeling is pain!

4. the sw stage where xiao qiao releases the boulders and hits her allies lol and how Sakon loses his temper with everyone for not listening to him at all.
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par4ranger
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Ha ha she says that to everyone lolz
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Meari
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Okuni flirting with another guy again.

Shu Gaident 4
Okuni: I bet you look really cute under that scary mask.
Wei Yan: ...Cute? ...Scary?
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Acid Hydralisk
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distinct lack of Sima Yi quotes in this topic

Sima Yi in wei x-2 (where you help ma chao)

This should be able to finish though, as much as i hate to use one of his tactics -_-

Sima Yi in Hu Lao gate, after defeating Kotaro Fuma

"What in blazes was that fiendish thing??"

Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang in odawara castle

Zhuge Liang: "It appears your scheme was successful, Sima Yi."
Sima Yi: "Hmph..even your compliments sound condescending.."

Sima Yi in Yamazaki

"Zhuge Liang has failed....which means victory in this battle depends entirely upon me!"


hes great in this game :D
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TheRyanHimself
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The children of Evil are truly insane.
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Acid Hydralisk
Oct 8 2007, 10:11 PM

Sima Yi in Hu Lao gate, after defeating Kotaro Fuma

"What in blazes was that fiendish thing??"

This had me curled into a ball laughing. I was hysterical...oh man. Best battle in the game IMO.
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Randy
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zenkokuku
 
SW Chapter 3 Battle of Kyushu

Make sure you have Zhao Yun on your team

Okuni: This battlefield is full of handsome men... Let's if this one can fight.

Zhao Yun: I... I... You think I'm handsome...?

Okuni: Oh, don't look at me with those puppy eyes... I'll lose the will to hurt you.

LittleDragonZ
 
She chats up Guan Ping on the SW Kyushu stage. But he's there saying that there's only one woman for me(Xing Cai ofc). She then replies about him cheating on her with Okuni lol.

kazxjun
 
Okuni flirting with another guy again.

Shu Gaident 4
Okuni: I bet you look really cute under that scary mask.
Wei Yan: ...Cute? ...Scary?


I have so got to try these. :mellow:
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Acid Hydralisk
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few more ^_^

wei 8-x

*sun ce arrives with reinforments to stop the fire attack*

Cao Cao: reinforcements from wu o.o, this world gets stranger by the second.

Wei Yans praise quote after officer defeat

Da Ji: Your simply inferior
Wei Yan: Meee...Tooo

XD

Battle of Kyushu after Zhang Jiao summons whirlwinds

Hideyoshi: "i knew hed go for whirlwinds next, watch out everyone for locousts, floods and the apocalypse cause there up next"

Shu Cheng Du when zhao yun confronts Yukimura

Zhao Yun: Trust what you spear is telling you, i am no specter

wtf yo?
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Randy
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Actually he says, "I shoud have known he'd go for the whirlwind next."
"Brace yourself for the plague of locusts and the apocalypse, cause they're next in line."
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Mei Ling
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Okuni also says things to Sun Jian and Sun Quan in the Komaki Nagakute stage, something about how she sees them has being so masculine, and wants them to be by her side always, and Sun Quan says something like "Why is this woman here!"

In the same stage she speaks to Sima Yi about having him come to Izumo with her. And she is shocked to see Zhang He because they are both dancers.

Who else does she have quotes with? Complete list plz. I know she has quotes with...

Diao Chan and (Da Qiao?) during one of the Sengoku stages, Zhang Jiao is heavily involved.

Does she speak to anyone special during Goemon's stage?

I think she speaks to a few characters in Ji Provance...

She helps and speaks to a few characters during the stage where you must get Dong Zhuo's gold, also the first personal item I ever got.

Who else does she speak to?
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Monkia
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Does she speak to anyone special during Goemon's stage?


Er...I haven't checked out that stage that much, but Zhao Yun's the only one I found so far.

Zhao Yun-"Oh, are you here to capture the thief as well, miss?"
Okuni-"He's no ordinary thief...he's the greatest thief of our times."(Or something close to that.)
Zhao Yun-"You make it sound like that's a good thing."

I'll probably find more later.
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Stavros
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I don't know if anyone wrote these but...

Wei X-3:
Bring Mitsunari to Goemon while he's in the cage and they'll have a convorsation like this:

Mitsunari: You know the saying... Don't do the crime... If you aren't smart enough to get away with it!
Goemon(Don't remember it quite well): Says something like: When I get out of here, I'm gonna smack you one

SW Story 2:
If you bring Hideyoshi to Xiahou Dun they have a convorsation like this:

Hideyoshi: Cao Cao certainly is a respectible individual
Xiahou Dun: He is the only man fit to rule!
Hideoyoshi: What are you, in love with the man?

SW story 3:
Start of the battle:
Zhang Jiao: Evil men are attacking! You will be judged for your sins!
Hideyoshi: Oh, I wouldn't say that in front of lord Nobunaga! He really doesn't like being judged!

When you defeat Zhang Jiao:
Zhang Jiao: Why have the Heavens forsaken me?(When he says" forsaken me?" it sounds like he's gonna cry)
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TheRyanHimself
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The children of Evil are truly insane.
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Stavros
Oct 9 2007, 03:29 PM
When you defeat Zhang Jiao:
Zhang Jiao: Why have the Heavens forsaken me?(When he says" forsaken me?" it sounds like he's gonna cry)

Never mock Zhang Jiao! :angry:

However, I find it hilarious and slightly hypocrytical of him on Guan Du to call Orochi's phantom soldiers work of the devil...but when he uses it, it's the work of Heaven. :lol:
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Meari
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@Zhu Rong: I already posted the exact conversation of Okuni and Sun Quan from Wu Story 7 on the last page. Besides those two and Sima Yi, she has spoken with Zhao Yun (SW Story 3 and Shu Gaident 4), Wei Yan (Shu Gaident 4), Lu Bu (SW Story 8) and Zhang He (Wu Story 7). There could be more but I am not sure where.

Another Wu Story 7 one.
Zhang He: Let's us dance on this battlefield together.
Magoichi: But you're a man.

It was something along those lines but very funny lol.
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Ninjoscorpio
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Wu Story 7:

When Hideyoshi sayves Sun Jian and Sun Quan Hideyoshi Asks Sun Jian...



Hideyoshi: Now for my reward! Umm... Your Daughter!

Sun Jian: E- Excuse me?!

Hideyoshi: I-I was just saying that your daughter should get all the credit! Heh heh...


thats just funny! :P
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DezShadow666
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masamune called me an ass, so i rushed over and killed him.. too bad..

the funniest i heard was.. Sun Ce's little insult to Dong Zhou lol
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san-shin warrior
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I remember the time when I used Ranmaru against Zhou Tai in Wu story- Stage 5 (if I was correct) If I remember correctly,
Zhou Tai: I do not wish to do this... blah blah blah...(not really remember, as long as he did not wish this kind of situation happen)
Ranmaru: Then don do it, I don understand this family!

Also same stage:
Ranmaru: They said that brotherly bond will not easily scatter, but I still don see that ....or something like that
Sun Quan: If you don see that, then get out of the way.... something like that...
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pks
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Magoichi hitting on Yue Ying is pretty awesome, smoething about not messing up his handsome face.

Musashi doing 'Hasn't that guy suffered enough? I mean just look at him!'

But the creepy overlord guy is my favorite by miles,
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Meari
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I already posted that conversation between Sun Jian and Hideyoshi a few pages back, no need to post it again....

I like it when Lu Bu said to Liu Bei, "Liu Bei! Bleed on my blade!"
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SW - Wu Zhang Plains

Ling Tong to Keiji - Is that a wig? :P

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Randy
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Battle of Fan Castle - Samurai Warrior Stage 6. (I think.)

This is not the exact text, I'm doing this off memory,

Zhang He: This water attack is a work of art! Hands off!
Okuni: Oh, what a handsome young .. oh, that's not going to work on you is it?
Zhange He: Something else I forget .. <_<
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Yeah they really ripped on Zhang He in this one.

Shu 2X

Zhang He: You are a women! Where is your grace?

Ginchiyo: You are a warrior. Where's your masculinity?
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