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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,388 Views)
Meari
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SW Story 3:
Mitsunari: You have some interesting followers Sakon.
Sakon: Yeah, so interesting it makes me want to pull my hair out.

I felt so bad for Sakon that no one was listening to him in that battle lol.
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DrewTheDude-Dono
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VAN DAMME KNOWS NO WEAKNESS!
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Yeah, Xiao Qiao is about the LAST person I would want in my army.
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Meari
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Yeah she is a bit too whiny.

When I was playing SW Story 2 as Hideyoshi, when he accidently mistaken SSX for Nene that was priceless.
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Trogdor
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on shu 2-x I was playing as ginchiyo and when i approached zhang he it was like:

Zhang He: your supposed to be a woman, where is your sense of grace?
Ginchiyo: your supposed to be a warrior, where is your sense of Masculinity?
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Randy
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Ok, what is wrong with Huang Zhong? He's fought Zhang He before, HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!
I'm not sure .. but it I think it's Fan Castle, use Huang Zhong and approach Zhang He.

Huang Zhong: Something something .. or are you a women? <_<
Just try it for yourself, you'll see.
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DeLMrcs
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In the level with SW where you have to find Cao Cao, but it ends up being Da Ji (second level I think) after Xiahou Dun comes, have Hideoyoshi on your team and it'll go something like this:

Hideoyoshi: I'm sure your leader was a fine ruler

Dun: Lord Cao Cao is the only one ment to rule this land!!

Hideoyoshi: What are you in love with the guy?

and another with Hideoyoshi in SW 8 Gadien when Lu Bu appears:

Lu Bu: hmph, I'll squash this little vermin straight to the ground!

Hideoyoshi (in a scared tone): You know I'd love to stay and chat, but I hear someone calling me from the hills.. coming!

Or something like that but it was pretty funny.
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Mei Ling
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I love Ina! She sounds like she's having a baby when she is attacked!
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Legacy Warrior
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It's Broke Fix It >.<
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This one is quite funny when No defeats Zhen Ji.

Zhen Ji: You must maintain your dignity. :lol:
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Meari
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Zhu Rong
Oct 13 2007, 11:21 AM
I love Ina! She sounds like she's having a baby when she is attacked!

That is the most funniest thing I read today lol.
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Randy
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Zhu Rong
Oct 13 2007, 08:21 AM
I love Ina! She sounds like she's having a baby when she is attacked!

Lol, so true.

Hearing that is so funny,
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DrewTheDude-Dono
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VAN DAMME KNOWS NO WEAKNESS!
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Yeah those new voices they attached to Inahime in WO annoyed the hell out of me. But I still like her character and still use her despite the fact that she really got toned down in this game.
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T.e.n
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If you have Yue Ying in your party at the battle of Nan Zhong (Shu 2-X), Jiang Wei will talk to her about Zhuge Liang. I'm paraphrasing, but -

Jiang Wei: My lady, I am so glad to see you are safe. What of our lord?
Yue Ying: He- He fights for the enemy.
Jiang Wei: ...I am sure that there is a reasonable explanation on this battlefield, beyond our comprehension.
Yue Ying: Oh, I am so glad to hear you say that! I think so too.

I just bursted out laughing at Jiang Wei, who totally makes it sound like he does not believe what he's saying at all. 'Oh crap, Lady Getsuei is going to shrivel and die! Better spare her sanity, even though Koumei is totally evil ANYWAY!'.
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when you approach Ling Tong with Okuni in Guan Du she says something about going back to Izumo with him and he calls her a strange girl lol

and Ina sounds funny when you use her special and she says "Fire", just funny voice lol!
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GoW
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Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me.

Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian."


Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?"

Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!"

Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?"

Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days."

Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..."
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TheRyanHimself
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The children of Evil are truly insane.
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G. O. W.
Oct 15 2007, 12:07 PM
Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me.

Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian."


Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?"

Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!"

Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?"

Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days."

Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..."

Whoa...hold the phone...how do you see these?
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GoW
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TheRyanHimself
Oct 15 2007, 05:15 PM
Whoa...hold the phone...how do you see these?

Just like most of the ones before and after stages, they appear randomly.
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Ruru Hedgehog
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Da Ji - "You're simply inferior."
I find that funny...

Shingen Takeda: "Rocks, when dropped from a height, have an unfortunate tendancy to hurt."
hahaha, the sentence is so STRUCTURED is hilarious xD

Cao Ren: "I am a rock!"
This seems to conjure up an image of a Cao Ren shaped rock. Pretty un-threatening, when you think about it.

Generic Officer: "I'm feeling ready for a serious scrap."
WTF? I giggled at first, but now i just get confused

The best one ever-
Kotaro: "Would you like a biscuit...?"
Just hearing him ask if i want a biscuit... XD *in stiches*
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jharaziak
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The stage where you get Dong Zhuo:

Okuni : These Clothes don't pay for themselves you know.
Zhang Jiao : Why, with this much gold we can even convert Orochi himself!
or something along those lines...

i can just imagine Orochi wearing a yellow turban

Koshi Castle Shu

Wei Yan : Me... Not... STUPID!
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Randy
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When does he asks about the biscuit? I swear I'll hurt myself ..
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Ruru Hedgehog
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I keep thinking Wan Castle...
But that's only because when i play it, he's the only ninja not in that level.

I THINK(and don't hold me to this) it's Hu Lao Gate.
The place didn't really make as much of an impact as the saying did, to be honest.

Da Ji has a couple of funnies...
"I thought I was... immortal..."
PAHAHAHA, well we all do when we've had a bit too much sake, dear ^^
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ZhuRongPWNS
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Needs more Zhu Rong >:C
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Zhu Rong
Oct 13 2007, 03:21 PM
I love Ina! She sounds like she's having a baby when she is attacked!

I love Ina for different reasons but yes, I agree. Now that you say that I'm gonna just be laughing when I get hit as her :P

And Kotaro offers biscuits? I knew he wasn't such a bad guy after all XD
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Ruru Hedgehog
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I think the entire quote is "Would you like a biscuit, you filthy dog?"

But the way that VA says biscuit is priceless.
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Tekshou
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I like when I'm Xiao Qiao and I defeat an offcer/Kill 50 poens, Hideyoshi will say,"I'd like to get between those fans!"
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Flute & Butterfly
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Wu stage 1, play as Noh and approach Ma Chao. He screeches that Noh's womanly wiles can never tempt him. :D
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ZhuRongPWNS
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Needs more Zhu Rong >:C
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Flute & Butterfly
Oct 16 2007, 04:14 PM
Wu stage 1, play as Noh and approach Ma Chao. He screeches that Noh's womanly wiles can never tempt him. :D

My god, I HAVE to try that now. 8D
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