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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,386 Views)
Nutella
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Things I found totally shockingly funny:

SW - Kyushu

Zhou Yu to Xiao Qiao
ZY: Its so adorable to see sulking you like that, my dear. Come! Lets dance on the battlefield together!

And the fact that Okuni is inspired to fight harder for the handsome opponent. :lol:
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On the same stage if you approach Okuni with Cao Cao...

Okuni: Let's if this one can fight.

Cao Cao: I think you will be pleasantly surprised.
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I don't know if it's already been posted, but...(seen in a video)

Shu stage 4-X, when you need to chase Goemon. Meet Musashi with Wei Yan.

Musashi: So you're the one who's chasing that poor guy! (Goemon)
Wei Yan: I...crush...him...!
Musashi Miyamoto: He's plenty ugly enough without you crushing his face anymore!

I haven't even played the game, and Musashi already got a spot on my team for sure now.
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Oblivion61
Oct 20 2007, 04:42 PM
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Oct 20 2007, 01:46 PM
I heard that there's supposed to be a dialog where Xu Zhu asks from Hanzo if he could become a ninja. How do you get that one?

Just approach Hanzo as Xu Zhu in Wei Gaiden 3.

Thanks. I got it.

How about a conversation between Ieyasu and Dong Zhuo? Ieyasu should say that Dong Zhuo's is smellier and fatter than other bugs... I think >_>.
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Oct 21 2007, 09:00 AM
How about a conversation between Ieyasu and Dong Zhuo? Ieyasu should say that Dong Zhuo's is smellier and fattier than otyher bugs... I think >_>.

Wu Story 8 after SSX gets captured. Just go rescue her as Ieyasu.
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kazxjun
Oct 20 2007, 08:51 PM
Nevfx
Oct 20 2007, 03:41 PM
Amakusa
Sep 27 2007, 03:05 AM
MoxManiac
Sep 24 2007, 07:00 PM
I don't know if it;s a bug or not, but when you defeat an officer with Nagamasa, Xiahou Yuan's praise is "Hey, not bad for a girl!"

It has to be a bug. Gan Ning calls Nagamasa a girl, too.

Or they think he is a girl with all the love and honour crap.

Actually if you kill enemies too quick, the characters are a bit slow on praises then.

After I completed Shu Story 5, I randomly got a part where Xiahou Yuan wanted to do something to Yuan Shao even though he said he would regret it later lol.

Er...so?

I presume these people who say they call him a her know they are talking about him and not another member in there team.
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Well considering that comment come from Xiahou Yuan , then it's no bug/glitch. That is the way he talks I suppose. *shrugs*
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Yeah.
I don't think he's a girl though. :)
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That reminded me... Everytime Sun Quan praises Ieyasu for defeating officer, he says "As steady as she goes, I like it!".

Sun Quan is a very sick man >_>.
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I think he means .. the rhythm .. or the beat .. o_o

You wouldn't say ..

"As steady as he goes, I like it!" Cause she sounds better. IMO.
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Oct 21 2007, 02:27 PM
That reminded me... Everytime Sun Quan praises Ieyasu for defeating officer, he says "As steady as she goes, I like it!".

Sun Quan is a very sick man >_>.

I always wonder why some of the guys praise other guys as woman. o.o
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Hideyoshi To Sun Jian Battle of Komaki Nagakute
Hideyoshi:I was thinking of an award maybe your daughter
Sun Jian: Ex-excuse Me?
Hideyoshi: I was thinking you daughter might need the reward
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Yeah that was a funny one but it was already brought up in this topic 3 times lol... just to let people know.
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Funny everytime you hear it though!
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Zhao Yun The Dragon
Oct 21 2007, 08:46 PM
I think he means .. the rhythm .. or the beat .. o_o

You wouldn't say ..

"As steady as he goes, I like it!" Cause she sounds better. IMO.

That could explain it. But I still find it a bit weird, though...

The comments of Hanzo and Zhou Tai are so stupid that they actually feel funny...

Hanzo: "Hey!"
Zhou Tai: "Hi!"
Hanzo: "Perish!"
Zhou Tai: "You will die!"
Hanzo: "Unlikely."
Zhou Tai: "You're quick..."

>_>.
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Do they really say Hey and Hi?
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Nevfx
Oct 21 2007, 10:26 PM
Do they really say Hey and Hi?

I was thinking the same thing :mellow:
Doesn't seem like something either of them would say -_-
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I like when in SW 2-x Ma Chao says to Huang Zhang "It is wonderful to see you Old Man" :D
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Wu Gaiden-4

(When Yoshimoto appears)
Imagawa Yoshimoto: "Phew, it's hot in here! I should step out for a breath of fresh air!"

(when Yoshimoto and Ieyasu meet..)

Ieyasu Tokugawa: "Yoshimoto! We are under attack, hurry or you will be killed!"
Imagawa Yoshimoto: "Welcome Lord Ieyasu! it's been so long! Won't you stay for a cup of tea?"
Ieyasu Tokugawa: "Err..That would be lovely, but maybe another time perhaps?"

That was funny.
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Nevfx
Oct 22 2007, 12:26 AM
Do they really say Hey and Hi?

No, I made them up >_>. But their conversations would be exactly like that...
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I'm not sure if anybody else has posted this yet but I like when Cao Pi tells Zhang He Things change move with times when he wo'nt go to protect the main camp.
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Wu Story- (the one where you rescue Sun Jian the first time..)

(At the end, and the ambush party appears; Yuan Shao in the party)

Yuan Shao: This isn't really my place...my name must live on!

Sun Jian: That is my place.

Sun Jian: It has also been my duty to protect the weak blah blah

Yuan Shao: Yes, I think that is for the best!

Sun Jian: They will not break me, for I fight with a Tigers rage, now go!

Sun Ce: Right! We're gone!

Yuan Shao: Make me proud!
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Sima Yi
Oct 24 2007, 12:56 AM
Wu Story- (the one where you rescue Sun Jian the first time..)

(At the end, and the ambush party appears; Yuan Shao in the party)

Yuan Shao: This isn't really my place...my name must live on!

Sun Jian: That is my place.

Sun Jian: It has also been my duty to protect the weak blah blah

Yuan Shao: Yes, I think that is for the best!

Sun Jian: They will not break me, for I fight with a Tigers rage, now go!

Sun Ce: Right! We're gone!

Yuan Shao: Make me proud!

What a jerk :P LOL
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Shu Stage 6, Where you rescue Sun Ce.
Wang Ping: I am Sun Ce's loyal officer .. er .. Lu Xun! Yes, that's right...

A generic has a funny quote, who knew?
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Keep thinking "I am a mud pie" and then switch to Huang Zhong >_>. It actually sounds like he's saying that...
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